What's your weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse /b/?

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>>723762453
Dragon dildos and a sock full of pennies.

>>723762453
basically anything that doesn't involve close quarters splattering of blood.

>>723762453
That's from fallout 4

>>723762686
Its the first pick that comes up on google images

>>723762623
I dont have a gun so yeah

Probably a Thompson. Accurate, good recoil. Can't go wrong.

>>723762591
Where can i buy dragon dildos? Asking for a friend.

>>723762907
Thompson? Accurate? Good recoil?

you sure about that?

>>723763061
Anon played too much cod zombies

>>723762963
https://bad-dragon.com/toys

>>723763191
What if you run out of ammo?

>>723762963
from bad dragon faggot

>>723763446
My friend thanks you

>>723762453
Not practical, nail may get stuck in one's head
My choice would be probably modern crossbow and trying to survive stealth

>>723763614
True. You're fucked if you get caught off gaurd at close range tho.

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>>723763863
Pretty much in every case you are fucked if you are at a close range. Stealth would include walking 90% of the time smeared in zombie's flesh. Therefore, this probably would come in handy

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Light Calvary Saber and a buckler

>>723764356
dead in seconds.

>>723764118
>Smeared in zombie's flesh
I'd rather die tbh

I don't think I would need weapons. My parents own a candle shop (small factory in the back) and it's has a good folding gate that's well locked down during closing hours. It's also hard to get in from the back, so I imagine in a world without electricity, I have something very valuable to exchange with others when the zombie apocalypse arrives. Anyone that can protect me will be paid in candles.

I guess being part of the small oligarchy of the community would have its perks. The next thing I would need to work on is how to grow and produce sugar cane and alcohol, because then I would be the top 1% of the community.

>>723764559
I'd kill you and take your silly candles

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I made this one

>>723765009
Absolutely badass

>>723765009
Again with the getting stuck in someone's head. You're better off with just an aluminum or plain wood bat, go for blunt force that won't get stuck in someone's head or a wall

>>723763374
Right before I do I'll just shoot someone who has more. Doy.

>>723764987
You'd have plenty of candles for a while, but you wouldn't know how to make candles for life. Part of the crafts, and my mother knows how to make clothes, and the clothes on your back couldn't last, every clothing shop is full of zombies, and you're not gonna go around carrying clothes all the time.

You're gonna need stuff for the long run. Killing people and taking what little they have is only a short run, and it would be suspect if you had a lot of stuff you looted by anyone who has more guns pointed at you. I don't think you'd survive in a community, and I'm betting you don't have survival skills, so you wouldn't last in the long run. There's no room for shady people in whatever small communities that arise.

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>>723765667
>You'd have plenty of candles for a while, but yo-

Boom quickscoped

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>>723763191
Thats a MONKEY WRENCH you ding dong

wrenches dont use ammunition KEKE

>>723766020
Why would you kill yourself from boredom?

>>723764479
What's your zombie weapon then? A sword/any bladed weapon is going to be a) silent b) no ammo required c) no training required, only brute strength d) can amputate enemies. Close quarters with a zombie is easy peasy, the only issues are how you're gonna carry the sword and if who you're fighting has a gun. Unless you were referring to the zombie being dead in seconds, then yeah.

>>723764559
It isn't hard to make candles. Anyone with the fortitude to kill someone can easily figure out the simple task of making a fucking candle. Your bargaining chip is worthless.

>>723766617
holy shit i thought that was a gun when i scrolled past

>>723766740
>A sword/any bladed weapon
Nigga, it's common knowledge that zombies take extra damage from blunt weapons.

>>723766740
>no training required
And you're the first to die in any shtf situation.

EVERY weapon requires training. Even a god damned stick requires training unless you think you're going to Star Wars Kid your dumb ass past a zambo.

Every weapon.

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Always been a personal favorite of mine... Not sure why. Though I think if the apocalypse hit I'd make it a goal to find (or forge) a real life replica of Sauron's from LOTR.

>>723766862
Yeah, but a blunt weapon requires a little less finesse and more strength. They also can't slice up a zombie. I will say that a baseball bat is much more versatile and lightweight, but if I was a survivor I'd want a sword.

>>723766862
OP here. More damage than getting their heaf chopped off?

>>723766617
You. I like you.

>>723767049
Less training than a gun, though

>>723766740
c) no training required, only brute strength d) can amputate enemies

And here is why you are dead in seconds.

You honestly have no idea how hard it is to actually cut through a body, especially a neck is, do you?

Oh, and "no ammo". Enjoy being completely exhausted, and breathless and still having to run for your life after hacking up maybe one or two zombies.

Also, enjoy getting killed by a whopping 2 zombies because your shitty little blade got stuck 2inches in to the first zombie.

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The only logical choice. Fucking swords and bats. You fuckers are out of your minds. Ever heard of getting tired?

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>>723762591
my nigga. we gon live

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>>723767058
Okay Belmont

>>723767331
Lose weight fatass. If you cant outrun zombies then you deserve to die.

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You're all fur-coat, no-knickers bitches

>>723767331
>Ever heard of running out of ammo?

>>723767293
If this were the case, militaries would still be using swords. Guns are both better weapons and easier to kill something with.

'Stick 'em with the pointy end' is not the end-point of blade fighting. It's the very, very beginning.

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>>723762453
Yeah that's great fling infected fluids onto your face very clever OP

>>723767318
I get your point, but guns are loud and need wayyy more experience to be used effectively. Plus not everyone has a gun in their immediate proximity (along with enough ammo to last them the entire apocalypse.) I know I sound like a weaboo katanafag for defending swords, but in general this seems the best option.

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I have many guns I would pick to have with me, but if I ahd to chose one I would have to go with a carbine like the one pictured. It's not my favorite or anything, just thinking specifically for zombie situations it would be ideal.. It's good in close range situations, there is an abundance of ammo, it's easy to reload, both the ammo and the carbine are light, it's very compact without having to lose accuracy you would using a handgun, so would be easy to carry if I had to shoot and run.

>>723767844
Worst choice ever.

>>723767957
>guns need more experience
You point the shootey end at what you want to die and pull the trigger. It's the easiest weapon in the world

>>723767957
>guns are loud and need wayyy more experience to be used effectively
This is fuddlore. I'm not saying you don't need training to effectively use a gun, but you need a shitload more training to effectively use a blade.

If you want to go the "as little training as required" route, get a short club. It's basically just a fist that sticks out a little bit from your arm and doesn't hurt when you hit something with it. Even then, practice.

>>723767734
Militaries WOULD use swords or bats if they were going against hordes of zombies. The only reason people use long range is because the enemy has long range

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easily this for up close encounters and whatever gun

>>723767957
Not him, but although i see your point, if you trully want something that requires little training, then go for a blunt weapon or a spear, those require less training than a sword and are way easier to get.

>>723763892
That's probably what I would go with too honestly.

>>723768183
That's retarded. Give some random 18 year old a sword and 6 months of training and see what happens in a combat scenario

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>>723762453
if an ar15 with a bayonet isnt an option, a spetum

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mike pence so he could electrocute all the zombies

>>723768183
>Militaries WOULD use swords or bats if they were going against hordes of zombies
No, they'd use guns, because it's easier to train some pissant to shoot someone than it is to get in his face with a goddamned spear or sword. Guns are easier to learn, easier to use, and safer for the operator, granting you range against the enemy coming to kill you.

Besides, when it comes down to it, the most pressing argument AGAINST guns is "ammo" and, if you have enough strength to call yourself a "military", you should damn well better have a setup to make black powder, at the very least. Black powder is the easiest shit in the world.

>>723768369
We have a winner folks

>>723768183
>should we use the tanks and trucks to run them over sir?
>fuck no, break out the bats and swords
Yeah, I'm sure that's how it would go down

>>723768183
this, folks, is a prime example of going full retard. don't do this..

>>723767999
This is actually one of the better choices for firearms in zombie situation. Pistol ammo is lightweight compared to rifle or shotgun rounds. so you can carry a lot more. Centerfire is more reliable than 22 rimfire. If you're going for 9mm, it's the most common pistol caliber in the US. The sub2k is mostly polymer, cutting down on weight again. And if you get one that takes glock mags you can get those 32rnd mags.

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>>723767957
What fucking country do you guys live in? Because here in the U.S., there's enough ammunition readily available just in the 4 or 5 sporting goods stores near me to readily kill everyone in the state, much less defend myself from a horde of zombies. I'm just a casual shooter, not an apocalypse stockpiler or anything, and I have hundreds of rounds in my house. That's not to mention the fact that reloading shells/cartridges is a relatively easy and well-supported hobby.

This running out of ammo argument holds no merit in reality.

>>723768052
not really. he's doing it for the motherland.

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If I tie a fishing line to the bullet I can use it again and again.
Easy. Shoot. Reel in. Shoot. Reel in.
Another wonderful Sunday afternoon in America.

>>723768741
Also live in the US, what would you do if someone who is a better shot already got to the nearest sporting good store?

>>723768805
99% kek

>>723768741
>Only hundreds
Pleb

>>723767999
Have you shot the Beretta CX4 Storm? Also comes in 9mm Luger, uses the same mags as Beretta 9mm pistols, and it is by far one of the most accurate rifles I've ever fired. Bitch of a heavy trigger pull but fucking awesome all around rifle.

>>723768917
Fucking join forces with him like a normal human being, you foreveralone moron.

>>723768765
would literally die in the first few hours bro.

>>723762865
>don't be a fellon
>don't be a euroqueer
>buy a mini 14.

A gun would be great for a while guys, but yea, ammo will be an issue, u
You would need to find a place to fortify and melee weapons would be great to defend that if you layer walls and defenses to fall back to, using ammo would be last resort if it gets bad enough

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>>723762453
wow OP, you're gonna look so cool, im jelly how much longer im going to survive.

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Probably my AK74 & Mossberg 500.

and before anyone tries saying anything about "shotgun ammo capacity" 12 gauge is hella ubundent everywhere in the US to the point where they sell 100 shell bricks of birdshot that you can reload to whatever type of round you want for $18 at walmart unsecured

>>723762865
so by weapon of choice you mean weapon you already have?

>>723763061
The thompson submachinegun had the best recoil of any automatic weapon for a couple decades after it's debute. It's heavy proportionate weight countered the force of 45. Rounds with ease. Still. This is a stupid choice. Semi automatic rifle is the way to go.

A full suit of armor (Knight or Police, doesn't matter) and a mace, machete, or a bat. Doesn't really matter which, just something heavy or sharp enough to do damage but not so big that you can't freely use it in a confined space.

>>723769654
get in fast, get out fast, if you have to fight, you've already fucked up. quarantine.

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>>723767645
AA12. mah nigga.
Also, mah arsenal.

>>723769812
Just for you, whatever you want.

>>723764118
Implying that camoflauge bullshit would even work.
Found the Walking Dead pleb.

>>723769336
Oh yeah, he's totally letting you near his cache. So you can kill him in his sleep.

I'd use a hammer and fashion a shield out of something. Then I'd wear a heavy coat/jeans at all time because the human jaw can't bite through that shit.

>>723764118
Lol. That pic.

>>723770474
Hi friend. Polite reminder that you're in a thread talking about a hypothetical zombie apocalypse, something that is fully the product of fiction to begin with.

>>723770175
>A full suit of armor
Yep. Them zombies will love their canned meal.

>>723765009
Better keep a can of wd-40 handy, or that shit is getting stuck in everything it strikes.

>>723770474
If zombies don't eat each other then hey, might as well try.

a spear. it's well ranged, throwable, and doesn't really take any skill.

>>723762453
if you're going to use a gun, make it light and long range, if its close quarters, it's to late for a gun. 22lr is all you'll need: light, extremely common, easily handmade ammo; little recoil, less missed shots. you're not taking on a rampaging elephant, all you have to do is penetrate the soggy skull of a shambling corpse.

>>723770577
>I'm a paranoid schizophrenic so EVERYBODY is probably a paranoid schizophrenic!
Humans strongest trait is our exceedingly-superior ability to cooperate. It's why we're on top.

>>723763061
Speaking as an owner yes. One of the easiest .45 submachine guns I've ever handled.

>>723770577
jeans, a jean shirt, and a jean jacket.

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>>723770711
Well then be creative, and stop using walking pleb ideas. As if the internet doesn't get enough of that shit everywhere else.

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we all know zombies will be radical islamic terrorists.

>>723770818
it's why we live in cities.
it's why cities were invented.

>>723770818
It's a fucking zombie apocalypse. If you're not paranoid then you're a fucking idiot.

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Suppressed .22 rifle

The rifle and suppressor are dirt cheap, and .22lr ammo is cheap and plentiful. You can carry an absurd amount of ammo due to the size and weight, and the near silent operation of the rifle will keep your position hidden.

And a bowie knife and hatchet for cqc.

>>723770782
Yeah, then accidentally brush an open wound or get that shit in any oriface. It's a stupid idea

>>723771007
>>723770711

YEAH FAGGOT. DON'T COME INTO THIS THREAD FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH THE SAME OLD REHASHED SHIT AND POST SOMETHING THAT FALLS INLINE WITH EXISTING CONTENT MATTER. BE ORIGINAL FAGGOT.

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>>723770890
Not only would I not get eaten by zombies, people would leave me alone too.

>>723771049
Cities had nothing to do with zombies you tard

>>723770806
You don't know jack shit if you think a 22 rimfire cartridge can easily be handmade.
Get your head out of your ass.

>>723771007
>Walking dead is a popular show therefore you hate it.

I know your type

>>723771072
But why a single shot, the rest I agree with.

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>>723762453

One of my AR-15s

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>>723771072
>tfw deez nigas gonna survive

>>723771203
Come on anon, everyones got the tools to spin primer into the rim

>>723771138
Or just put it over your clothes...

>>723771164
Lol keep 4chan redundant. Just the way i like it.

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>>723771104
Laughed

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this right here. light weight enough to swing constantly but weighted in the right spot for maximum damage. sturdily constructed and specifically designed to beat things over and over again, it is sure to last a long time, and requires zero training to use effectively.

>>723771067
Paranoia is not caution. Paranoia is suspicion to the nth-degree, so much that it renders you incapable of working with others because "everybody is out to get me".

I'm a cautious man, but most people are good people and just want to survive. This is true right fucking now in real life, and a bunch of zombies isn't going to change that. TWD is pessimistic as all hell about the weaknesses of humanity.

>>723767058
this is the one anon out of the whole army that would pick this weapon

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Macuahuitl.

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>>723762453
Best weapon ever

>>723771204
I actually don't hate it. But would it kill you niggers to dream up your own ideas, and make the thread interesting?

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My weapon of choice would be Courtney Love. this beastly sack of huiman mean has no brain to attract zombies, and she'll infect them with her sexually transmitted parasite that will drive each one to blow their own heads off.

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>>723764118
>smearing infected tissue on yourself
yeah good luck with that

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And maybe my old Ithaca 12 gauge

>>723771400
Why wouldn't you use a ball peen though? rounded head means more pressure delivered for a given weight

>>723771203
repriming is a specialized skill but compared to other options it's economical with resources and less labor than larger calibers.

>>723771712
You can't re-prime .22lr anon

>>723771209
If you manage to position yourself where you need something with high ammo capacity and rate of fire, you might as well be dead. Thats a lot of noise you're going to make. Use a pistol in that situation, the idea here is medium range silent kills. I would've said AR15 or an AK if i wasnt going for survivability and stealth.

>>723771361
This is a biohazard we're talking about. Being as far away from that shit as possible is the better strategy. Humans are creatures of impluse and habbit. Rib your forehead raise your arm up quick and fling that shit righr into your mouth. No thanks.

>>723762453
Shit would get completely useless after a good good hits.

Nails would get bent, after a while bat would snap. Fucked.

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>>723771227

>>723771072
.22 is cheap and very findable though, so you MIGHT be good.

Ran outta ammo. Fucked.

>>723764356
>>723768223
>>723771400


Better than some of the other ones I see.

>>723765009
Finally, someone who isnt retarded to use nails. Bat could snap though.

8/10, good weapon, you'd make it

>>723767058
Pretty hard to use in CQB, especially considering that'll be most of the conflict.

>>723769703
Kyoot~ Is that you in the picture?

>>723771929
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>>723769654
Meant to say "better than other weapons on here"

>>723771790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haNig-L_7Yo

>>723771072
huh. would you have a sidearm of choice? this is pretty well thought out.

>>723771855
A .22 with even a 600ml bottle makes almost 0 noise, with subbies the only noise is the firing pin but I ask again, why choose a single shot when a mag has 0 drawbacks.

>>723771929

I think you forgot when

>>723764378
>>723771227

could still use their rifles as weapons even with ammo gone, faggot

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>>723772035
Wait, you can but each round goes from about 5c to about 5$ in labor and you can make about a mag a day.

>>723771896
You may be retarded enough to forget you have zomblood on you, but that doesn't mean everyone else is.

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My car and my shotgun 12 gauge buckshot mossberg persuader

>>723772082
Boo-hoo, anon got butthurt someone on the internet didnt agree with their opinion!

Yeah, have fun carrying around a fucking 10 pound melee weapon.

>>723772165
/Rowsdower

>>723767058
That's not a mace, it's a flail and there's some debate as to whether it was ever widely used as a weapon because it's shit.

You'd be better off with an actual mace, which is more like a big hammer.

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I think I'll be aight, last long enough to get to my uncle's who has an arsenal. He works at an ammo plant so <.< it would be a long time before we ran out.

>>723772411
>implying reloading anything else is any different.

but hey, you'll keep being a faggot regardless, and luckily for you zombies are homophobes so you've got nothing to worry about. you'll get to live long enough to let the AIDS do you in.

>>723772067
Oh you're talking about an AR style semi auto rifle. Yes that's better, but more expensive. I was thinking of cheap, quick to acquire equipment if something goes down. Like 15 minutes in Wal-Mart type quick. The rifles come with 6 or 8 round magazines, but it is bolt action. If you have the time to prepare and order an AR style .22, that would be ideal

>People choosing guns
Enjoy reloading mid fight, doing zero damage when you hit anything other than the brain, running out of ammo and attracting every zombie in the area to your position every time you fire.

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>>723762453

A grenade
>pull pin
>put in mouth
>release lever

>>723772851
implying you cant brain somebody with the butt of a gun or swing a barrel, literally a metal pipe to knock them on their ass.

>>723762453

First hit a nail will get stuck in a zombie head and while you're trying to yank the bat out some other zombie is gonna make sure you get got.

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Always handy

>>723773066
>I regret nothing

>>723773087
Swinging a heavy ass gun wont work for long

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>>723762453
Ideally a lightweight riot shield for avoiding conflict and defending myself from bites rather than actively combating the zeds. Probably an aluminum baseball bat in the other hand.

>>723771558
ACTUALLY good.
Attach it to some fire though. It needs a good burning sensenscentation

>>723773309
It's better to go out like a fucking legend than it is to be chewed up and reincarnated

>>723773458
This, but use a hammer

>>723762453
Dual wield a camping hatchet and a small aluminum baseball bat. Wearing a dirtbike mask or skii goggles with a bandana covering mouth and nose. Carry a high stopping power pistol and 1 other type of firearm more effective against hostile survivors.

>>723762453
A spear or hook of some kinds, something that won't get stuck in the skull like a knife. It pierces, neutralizes, and doesn't cause a big blood explosion.

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>>723762453
The Halligan, of course.
Weapon + Forcible Entry tool = yes

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I would take a suit of terminator armor, a thunder hammer and a storm shield.

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>>723771204
>tip tip

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Hahaha you fools don't know anything abut modern weaponry

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>>723764934
you monster. Have some humanity.

i would use my penis that is a weapon they will run when they see it

>>723773828
>le overreaction to very mild post memay xd

>>723773881
they're zombies, not girls

>>723773935
Well he didn't say run away

>>723773881
>nothing to eat here, let's look elsewhere

>>723773935
Even zombies would be grossed out by his rotting cock

wouldn't it be great if, when the zombie apocalypse finally did get here, it wasn't this walking dead, world war z, disease type zombie, but the magical, unholy resurrection of corpses zombies, dnd style. all your movie trivia will be useless, USELESS!

>>723773881
Hahaha he said penis. I am 13 years old and that is funny to me.

>>723774175
is it even legal to say the p-word on the internet?

Titanium crowbar nice and light durable, won't get lodged in zombie head and can be used as crowbar.

I would have plenty of spears.
Like spears that can be held both and 1 handed. I mean come on a good spear can last awhile if taken care of.
And rock a riot shield.
Bullet proof vest

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>>723774175
>Penis

>>723764987
whatever, Chandler

>>723774401
If not im going to jail

>>723774155
The whole concept of a zombie is a person infected by a virus/parasite that loses the ability to control themselves and one try to spread the virus or kill people. The list you gave was very fucking diverse on types of zombies and if the zombies weren't like any of the ones in those films then we wouldn't have a problem

Being realistic with my options?
Fucking anything, there are a bunch of meele weapons in my house (an axe, a wallhanger katana, a machete, a sword cane which is as heavy as a war hammer, a Francisca, a shit load of knives and a few daggers, a club), however, i doubt i would use any of those unless it's my last option. What i would do, is make an improvised spear with some wooden shaft and a kitchen knife, because if i'm going to fight against something that is trying to kill me, then i would want to keep as much distance as i could from it.

>>723774586
zombification is supernatural in a lot of movies, while the bite still causes it, it isn't a virus

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>>723771593

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>>723774586
no the concept of a zombie is a corpse that has been reanimated, originally this was brought about through necromancy and was not a communicable disease.

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>pic related

>>723774991
>>723775093
You're right that it started out as some faggot going abracadabra and corpses start walking, nowadays however it's more about aids riddled niggers who spread the disease

>>723775093
>was not a communicable disease.
What about a Jiang Shi?

>>723762453
Implying I don't own an m22 without a turret....

Btw anyone got an m22 turret I could have?

>>723765009
nice butt plug anon

>>723762453
That looks like it would get very stuck in the first thing you swing it at.

>>723767344
Hey! Ranged weaponry

>>723775322
that's because "nowadays" nobody fucking believes in, or is scared of, magic. so they had to come up with a scientifically accurate way to explain zombies to create a more realistic horror scenario.

>>723775898
unwieldy as fuck, even in choreographed fight scenes in the movies and shows they looked awkward and choppy.

>>723776010
Yeah so it has changed to keep the belief alive, just like any retarded shit

>>723762453
>pick a weapon in a fake apocalypse
>not realising you're in the middle of a nigger apocalypse right now
Sheeeeit

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>keep zombies a few arm's lengths away
>Made for soft tissue
>Used for millennia
>Requires minimal maintenance
>Requires minimal training
>Practical

>>723776151
That's because the bastardized bat'leths used by plebe klingons don't have the same versatility as the sword of kahless.

>>723776010
niggers are scared of magic

>>723776337
That's why I'd do this >>723773066

Im so proud of /b/. Hundreds of replies and not one of you has suggested a bow and arrow. This is a crowning achievement.

But tbh a bow because I know how to make them and their ammo, a spear of some sort,a sheild (definitely a sheild like a riot shield or something) and my goddamn fists ,bitches

>>723771929
The only argument against guns is the ammo thing. I just don't see running out of ammo since I live in the rural USA. I know how to reload ammo pretty easy.

>>723776431
Pair with light weight riot shield and a Roman centurion helmet and you'd be a force to be fucked with.

>>723776684
>>723776699
kek

>>723771929
The only one you said was good was the worst. You fail at life.

>>723776684
the knee is too small a target

>>723776699
Why not crossbow? Attach to shield and you'll be able to have an extra weapon while you're wielding that shit

>>723774424
I bet you suck on those spears too faggot.

>>723776489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZSdzzXzAGE

>>723776951
That's not real life bro.

>>723777139
And make firearrows so you can light the zombies on fire

>>723774407
THIS GUY WILL LIVE. HE MAKES THE SMART CHOICE.

>>723777139
zombies, though. that shit is real.

>>723776951
Crossbow loading sucks

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Rookies

>>723774407
The lighter the object, the lighter the force on the object you are striking

>>723777286
I always thought of zombies as a metaphor for niggers and poor people after shit hits the fan.

>>723777322
But it's better to attach to shield. While you're at it you could make some real good stompers with the excess metal from the shield

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zombie breaks stick
now i have two sticks
stick always win

>>723762453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MORzEcMCC1Y

>>723777661
Attach to sheild...why ruin a perfectly good shield?

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>>723777430
>>723777671
Why not both?

>>723777782
What if you run out of sticks? Do you think sticks grow on trees?

>>723777911
Leotardo

>>723764934
WHAT A MADMAN!!!

>>723776684
>>723776699
>>723776951
>>723777226
Noooooo you fucks

>>723777661
>Block zombie with shield-crossbow
>Crossbow breaks.
>Get raped in ass by huge faggot zombie
Things went better than expected.

>>723762453
The mx13 virus it's a skin eater carpet bomb the zs and let it have fun

>>723778230
shit guys! now we lost this one faggot's approval!

>>723777862
It would only strengthen it as your be able to shoot zombos
>>723778293
If you let them get that close it's your fault

>>723778069
Michelinangelo

>>723762453
Something easy to use like a machete. Since machetes are in almost every major store if one breaks you can easily get another.

Anyone that says a blunt weapon is a moron. If you like feeling every hit and blood and guts all over you sure go with a bat or stick.

>>723767318
rotting flesh would get easier and easier to cut through over the years

>>723778649
Rafalafel

>>723778520
>If you let them get that close it's your fault
Then why the fuck do you need a shield?

>>723778825
In case of humans throwing rocks

>>723773798
Best in thread
>buttery surprise
I died

>>723778883
really? rocks? Don't you think they would have guns?

>>723767645
Super goddamn loud i hope you can run fast.

>>723778885
good. zombie faggot.

>>723779007
Ammo would run out quickly and you'd only have rocks

>>723778883
What if they threw a rock and broke your crossbow? Then you're still fucked. Your argument is invalid.

>>723779022
zombies go slow

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shaolin spade

>>723779092
Take backup weapon that I mentioned

>>723779085
>Ammo would run out quickly and you'd only have rocks
Actually ammo wont run out quickly, since you can reload most rounds.

Trench club

>>723779092
If they throw rocks, then use paper counter attack

>>723779266
No you can't, pickup some books

>>723779314
fucking what

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I know the engraving is sloppy, I made it when I was little, but it still rips through a good 4x4

>>723779362
Yes you can, just because YOU don't know how, does not mean that it's difficult.

>>723770719
you misspelled "canned vegetable"

>>723779410
>rips through a good 4x4
No it doesn't

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>>723779410

>>723779489
But it is impossible. Just because they do it in movies doesn't mean it work irl

>>723779576
A rotten one, neglected to add

>>723779638
Fuck what you know, I reload rounds all the time, impossible my ass.

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>>723779410
what are you going to do? cut them into 8 symmetrical slices?

>>723779638
Please god let this be bait.

>>723779733
Are you baiting me? The military have worked on this four years but is impossible

>>723779739
Yes for the sarcastic answer, and no purely because it's fixed

>>723779745
great until you realize that you have no fucking magazine or bullets and the gun is only for show.

>>723779903
Replace the gun with another blade

>>723779123
Depends really.
>Magical zombies are slow
>Viral zombies are super fucking fast.

>magical zombies are the ones that keep on living even when they are nearly nothing but bone and very little flesh
>viral zombies are the ones that die off after not eating for a long time like a normal human would.

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>>723779835
>The military have worked on this four years
Someone should tell them the gun shops sell kits for pretty cheap.

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>realistic

so tell us what the rules are for these zombies, since there's like a million different interpretations of the idea

>>723780128
You know they're fake right?

>>723780132
Basically drugged up niggers, think "bathsalt-zombie"

>>723780263
You know I've used them right?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/7f/a5/0c/7fa50cc3fad866c76cf25e00066afcba.jpg this and about 10k rounds

>>723780417
hes trolling you quit while you are already behind.

>>723762453
a spiked baseball bat would suck as a zombie weapon the point of the spikes is to cause massive tissue damage and zombies don't care about that go with a normal bat blunt force trauma to break bones and cave in skulls WITHOUT getting caught in soft tissue

>>723780263
Nobody can possibly be this stupid.

>>723780421
how about you just post the image to this image board
if I wanted links, i'd go to a link board

>>723780487
Fuck you nigger! I'll do what I want!

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This and a reliable source of ammo.

>>723779134
Max Brooks pls go

>>723778883
I dont think niggers count as humans

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Even comes with tactical grip

>>723779745
imagine the amount of idiots that would even consider this if it were serrated

>>723772831
Heh, you reloaded much? A berdan primed round takes me about 30s and primers cost cents each.

>>723768052
A spear that shoots 7.62x54R does not sound bad to me

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This.

Plenty of fuel to go around.

>>723781824
fucking lol. this is the funniest post in this thread.

>>723781824
For a couple of days anyway.

>>723781924
Not if it's diesel. You can literally use cooking oil.

>>723781770
until you realize at long range you will never be able to stop a horde, at close range the "spear" you're using is the worst possible melee weapon, and if you try to run it's weight and bulkiness will slow you down.

>>723782003
In a common rail diesel, yeah for a couple of days, plus it's a Jeep

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>>723762453

>>723782173
retarded references aside.. why would a nigga save a picture of creme fraiche for 3 years

An axe, and here's why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-iDoM6t5Ds

Pair it with a round shield and you're golden. Plus it's pretty east you make a round shield or repair it.

A Bowie knife I think would do the trick