Cynthia, don’t even start with me. We all know that the cookies you “baked” for the PTA bake sale were actually store bought, and guess what? They tasted like trash. You’re always late to Yoga class on Tuesdays at 3:00-4:00 PM and you look like a flailing turtle when you go in Standing Tree position. You dress like a teen girl who just discovered Claire’s and your son is bad at soccer, so don’t even go there, Cynthia.
Wtf
Fucking Cynthia
Fucking Cynthia EVERY FUCKING TIME. What the fuck is it with "her"?!?
Isn't his wife named Cynthia?
Cynthia's a fucking whore
Woe, Cynthia's a bitch
@the-real-ted-cruz on tumble. Look her up. She's Cynthia. She never cooks her own fucking cookies.
>bringing a shitty tumblr meme to 4chan
Eat a fat brown Syrian cock, Cynthia
>>723762150
Thinking you can stop Cynthia anymore than a failed Weight Watchers diet did
This level of samefagging is embarrassing
>>723762489
Some of this is samefagging sure, but less than you might think, and hey, r9k didn't take it, whaddya want me to do?
>>723762798
Not post it to begin with
>>723763171
Gotta fight the depression somehow
>>723763275
Fair enough
>>723762190
That's a fate I wouldn't even wish on Cynthia