You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves
Calling my police department now, this is an illegal and violent threat, have fun in jail.
>>723758752
Ass hairs
why you gotta wear a suit in the house tho
>>723758752
Stop being a fag and go jerk off like everyone else on this shit board does.
I am part of le anonemus, shhh dont tell them I am le spy xD
>>723761113
I wear suits in the house all the time. They're great.
>>723758752
And if you're not just talking about yourself like you're stronger than you really are, I respect you.
jesus fucking christ copy pasta again? i will call the cops! you're dun goof'ed
what is funny
>>723758752
Get off /b/, you inane underage fail abortion of a cock goblin.
>>723758752
no you couldn't Herman
you're Herman, a 60-something mentally ill guy who lives with and leeches octogenarian parents owing to his complete uselessness and keep posting the same shitty pasta day in and day out
Yeah you fucking try buddy, I'd have you on the ground in a jiffy. Be careful
>>723758752
go buy some propecia you balding old nigger
>>723758752
concealed carry shit head..... How does a nice lead snack sound?
>>723758752
*teleports behind you*
pssh nothin personnel kid
>>723758752
are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
>>723763106
Top kek
>>723758752
Gee - an internet tough guy.
I'm so scared.
>>723758752
>>723758752
If I pull that mask off, will you die?
r/iamverybadass
>>723758752
okay
I dare you to do it
pussy
>>723758752
Song related. It is about you
https://youtu.be/v50dVvai5to
>>723758752
Hey OP why do you wear the mask? Tell me
So edgylordically edgy.
>>723764808
Beneath this mask there is more than flesh, Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. 723764808, and ideas are bulletproof.
>>723765309
>Ideas are Bulletproof
let's test that theory
>>723758752
go home
https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/
>>723758752
Hehe I am anonamus and I can threat pple over le interwebs and pretend that I'm all strong and stuff because I am anonamus. I'm so edgy lawl xD I'm gonna be the next edgelord lawl.
>>723765440
Test away, friend. An idea is a thought. Thoughts can be passed on. Shoot me, and the idea will live.
>>723758752
you must be such a pussy irl
>>723764042
Yo, nigga. I heer dem bulluts tase liek chikn, ya hurd?
>>723758752
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
kill me: 192.166.1.1
And I said...
>>723766141
HEYEAYEAYEAYEAH
>>723766226
HEYEAYEA
>>723766226
Damn. Post more
>>723766272
I SAID HEY!
>>723766361
WHAT'S GOIN ON?
>>723766427
YEAH!
>>723758752
I know it's a baitpost. I won't reply accordingly to baitpost. Unrelated: I only have one eye.
>>723758752
suuuuuuure you could
>>723758752
You know what's funny? You believing you could.
>>723765440
Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot... But what of the man? I know his name was Guy Fawkes and I know, in 1605, he attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament. But who was he really? What was he like? We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten, but 400 years later, an idea can still change the world.
>>723758752
I WANNA BE
>>723766848
THE VERY BEST
>>723766889
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
>>723766950
TO CATCH THEM
>>723767014
IS MY REAL TEST
>>723766889
Got any cub?
>>723758752
Not me fucker. I do manual labor 8-10 hours a day. Come see these hands. I'm also liberal so I hope that pisses you off too.
>>723767102
TO TRAIN THEM
>>723767028
GTFO this ain't no s/fur thread it became a g/fur thread
>>723767111
Hi I'm Chris Hanson please take a seat
>>723767294
IS MY CAAAAAUSE
>>723767366
I WILL TRAVEL
>>723758752
Congrats OP you deserve this one
>>723767431
ACROSS THE LAND
>>723767536
SEARCHING FAR AND WIIIIIIIIDE
>>723767610
EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
>>723767712
THE POWER THAT'S INSIIIIIIIIIDE
>>723767778
POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH EM AALLLL
>>723758752
oh yeah big boy you really think so
>>723767833
IT'S YOU AND ME
>>723758752
Top of the head looks like my ball sack.
>>723767913
I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINYYYY
>>723767973
POKEMON, OOOH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
>>723762685
Gaaaaay
>>723768060
IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEEEEEEEND
>>723765655
What if you're the only one with the idea when he kills you?
>>723768128
POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
>>723768091
I know right?
>>723768232
A HEART SO TRUUUUE
>>723768297
OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH
>>723758752
If u tried anything I would judo chop you in the throat and then stick my dick so far up your ass my balls would slap against your taint and leave a smily-face mark
>>723763734
>>723764204
It is I, the approver of replies. Your reply is approved
>>723768349
YOU TEACH ME AND I TEACH YOU
>>723768358
Please do that to me.
>>723768377
3/10 shitpost
>>723768527
POOOOOKEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOON
>>723758752
pussy OP
>>723768619
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
>>723768696
GOTTA CATCH EM AAAAALLLLLLLL
Either I found your gay ass on Twitter or you're b8ing
>>723758752
Mask is bigger than OPs chest lol
>>723768811
YEEEEEAAAAAAH
>>723768899
EVERY CHALLENGE ALONG THE WAY
>>723769019
WITH COURAGE I WILL FACE
>>723769137
I WILL BATTLE EVERY DAY
>>723769204
TO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE
LOL! You would lose a fight to a baby with no arms or legs. Everyone here has won the battle already by just existing.
>>723769289
[COME] WITH ME
>>723769307
Hell OP lost his thread to me, imagine a fucking fight.
>>723769418
THE TIME IS RIGHT
>>723769516
THERE'S NO BETTER TEAM
>>723769605
ARM IN ARM, WE'LL WIN THE FIGHT
>>723769709
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN OUR DREAM
>>723769813
POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
>>723769948
IT'S YOU AND ME
>>723769418
Yeah, op is so bad at fighting he lost a battle of faggotry.
>>723770013
I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINYYYY
>>723770121
POKEMON, OOOOOH YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
>>723770345
IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEEEEEEEND
>>723770460
POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH EM AAAALLLLL
>>723770618
A HEART SO TRUE
>>723770680
OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH
>>723770733
YOU TEACH ME
>>723770785
AND I'LL TEACH YOU
>>723770829
POOOOOKEEEEEEEMOOOOON
>>723770875
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
>>723770963
GOTTA CATCH EM AAAAAALLLLLLLL
>>723771023
DRAGON BALL Z, HAAAAAAA!
>>723771023
POKEMON!
>I'll be watching. You faggots best remember the empire owns this thread now.
>>723771832
>>723771965
>>723772010
>>723772066
Is watersports really that good?