Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723743220
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>723752239
What else?
>>723752828
My waifu
smol bote
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>723752969
doesnt matter
>>723752828
you could have probably tied the leash around the dogs legs or something
when are you coming back to me?
>>723752969
Then live for you waifu~ You never know if they're going to make more anime of her.
>>723753027
As soon as I can remember my password. None of the things I did in the past is turning you off?
>>723753180
no theyre pretty interesting and its nice to learn more about you
just make a new account!
Filthy degenerates
still here
Claiming best girl
>>723752833
Ah, yeah. That's pretty comfy.
You're very busy then?
>>723752740
Does it have voice acting?
>>723753027
If you say so
>>723753180
But I know they won't be making any.
>>723752057 (Sono)
Makes you wonder what percent of easy calls there are in a line of work like that. Of course, being comfortable with talking/getting screamed out over the phone probably helps too.
Every now and then I get the oddball phone call that goes from hello to being the scum of the earth that keeps things interesting.
>>723752833 (Rory)
Oh damn, when'd you start getting that bad?
>>723753396
hi smug lady.
>>723753381
not the first time I've seen someone glitch out.
カラミチーマス
>>723753435
absolutely none at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79_ehE6NQY
>>723753316
My dad is calling for me, I have go cook for him. Bye Haruhi...<3
>i want to suffocate him with a pillow so much
>>723753506
You should learn to love yourself and to live yourself as well, it's not selfish no matter what people say. There will always be traits about yourself you can love.
>>723753521
I'm terrified of talking on phones...
Anyway scamming people in the 90's was probably a lot easier than it is now lol
I have to go, bye!
>>723754041
i wont think any less of you if you do anything so dont worry
ill miss you
>>723754041
Why would I want to love someone as deplorable as myself
There really aren't
>>723753528
(TM)
>>723753798
Sup, hoe?
>>723754238
what's she looking at?
and wishwasu?
>>723753528
Hi there. how goes it?
>>723753435
I was much busier last week. Now its just a slog.
>>723753521
My body rejected a juice yesterday. Only the juice. The repeated angry voms is new. Talking to the doctor to advance the visit ASAP.
>>723754395
Sit~
:^)))))
>>723753798
That first song is quite something.
>>723753692
Shame it's not on sale, but think I'll get it anyways.
>>723753506
ok ill be going ill be back if sono comes back
Mein!
>>723754041
The Nigerian Princes are still around, I had one contact my work email about 2 weeks ago. See ya.
>>723754577
How restrictive is your diet? I know you have to watch it with your condition, but just curious is all. Any other symptoms to go with the angry vomiting?
>>723754395
©
>>723754474
going alright, you?
>>723754698
I'd say it's worth it, but bias.
>>723754715
Bye
MISAKA MIKOTO
(new to this)
MISAKA MIKOTO!!a
(new to this)
kill yourself
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>723754395
That's pretty gangster
>>723754698
Chi to tet to
The whole album is pretty good imo
>>723754657
le ~
>>723754809
If I know its bad, I dont eat it. If Im unsure, Ill find out soon. No symptoms aside from the near-constant light nausea.
>>723755096
Sleep well Ruga
>>723754784
claimed
>>723754847
Just finished up a grind session on tanks. was nice
>>723755096
night friend <3
>>723755304
Le closet heretic
>>723754577
Why so busy? What do you do?
Also, you seem really sick..
>>723754922
>>723755002
kek
>>723755304
Yeah. Still listening to it. Sounds pretty comfy.
>>723754847
Going to babysit a blind deaf cat in the middle of nowhere until friday, need something to do during that.
>>723754715
Not same anon but maybe stay away from people with ASPD?
>>723755712
dont tell me who to talk to
>>723755488
What EVER could you be talking about?
>>723755665
Sometimes YouTube suggestions aren't awful
>>723755665
sounds like an adventure. give the kitten some pets.
>>723755188
Ayyy Juvia. How's your Sunday?
>>723755317
Here's to hoping angry voms aren't going to be the new thing. I have to watch my diet as well, but not nearly as restrictive as yours I'm sure.
Rea are you around?
>>723755895
>>723755852
Well then don't stay anything when he slits your throat from ear to ear.
>>723756105
hold up is that a denko
>>723756105
No. I'm trying to help Haruhi.
>>723756180
well when we meet thats his decision to make
Goodnight
>>723756105
>>723756351
good night, love <3 sleep well.
>>723756319
You have no idea what you're getting yourself into do you?
>>723755974
I will. He isn't a kitten anymore though, but more of an old fart.
>>723755895
Yeah. Sometimes weird things can happen.
>>723756255
Yeah
>>723756281
Oh ok then
>>723756422
figure out characters you like?
>>723756475
ill be happy as long as i get him as a friend i dont care what happens
>>723755665
I cook at a uni, and Im constantly sick. Its starting to get bad is all. Knowing my specialist, hell put me on steroids so I can qualify for a new drug in 8 weeks or so.
>>723756013
Its less the angry vom and more an angry yell. My diet is as restrictive as I make it, just dont eat what makes me feel bad.
>>723755665
wat u laugh at
>>723756670
Thanks babe.
>>723756726
LmL you're fucking crazy. Good luck with that then.
>>723756906
think whatever you want
>>723756906
dont call me babe.
hi
>>723756670
No not yet, sadly.
>>723756013
Hello!
It was lazy but fun.
How was yours?
>>723757288
Hi Tomoko
>>723757403
Well were you thinking anime or games?
>>723757561
Hi
Claiming
QOTT: gay?
>>723757786
Either works honestly.
I'm just really bad at making choices for myself.
>>723757859
gay.
>>723757859
No, but Mash is making me think otherwise sometimes
>>723756291
How'd that competition go for you?
>>723756742
I don't wanna even imagine what that kind of care would cost here in Burgerland.
>>723757526
Pretty much the same, very lazy for even a Sunday, but I took full advantage and enjoyed the weather for a hike and some extra sleep. Back to the bump and grind tomorrow.
>>723757961
more legs
>>723757920
Hm. Well what have you been watching/playing. its better to be something you know
>>723758142
Did someone say legs?
>>723758222
yes.
>>723758090
It WAS going well for the first half, but then things went south really quickly. We had everything up and running, but then we lost everything at once and couldn't recover them for the rest of the event.
>>723757859
>>723758142
okay.
I am starting to get into the Sims 3. Have my own dogs in there and everything. So fun.
>>723757973
Welcome to the NHK <3
>>723758221
I just play league/smite/overwatch.
I haven't been watching much recently.
>>723758328
>>723758371
>you'll never rip a hole in those
>>723756742
>constantly sick
Uh, that doesn't too good..
>>723757859
No.
>>723758585
>league/smite/overwatch
All trash.
[Staaaare]
>>723758716
don't remind me.
>>723758748
So is having elitist opinions.
>>723758558
Massh
>>723758585
Any one of you actually like?
>>723757810
>2.5D
How's your night going so far?
>>723758308
Damn, so it was a collapse of sorts? I know you mentioned that you got to set everything up before stepping back and watching the system get poked at and dismantled. Hope it was a good learning experience. Aside from that, how are you?
>>723758897
Nope, i might just not do it at all.
Krista/Historia claimed
>>723758090
Sounds like fun
And yes back the horrors of work.
What are you up to now?
>>723758775
Hello cutie
>>723758859
Well, league is cancer. Smite is bad and somewhat cancer too and Overwatch is just.. trash..
>>723759124
Hi :o
>>723758960
Eh life goes on. I ended up making a 95% on the stats test, so now I have an A- in stats, but nearly everyone in English failed their paper and I got a C- so it's practically impossible for me to walk out with an A. Same with Lit, and almost definitely in Spanish.
You?
>Having a waifu instead of the superior trapfu
Shameful tastes anons. This is the perfect waifu(male)
>>723759164
I don't care about your opinion though.
>>723759328
What's the attraction with traps anyway? This whole site seems into them. Why?
>>723759035
You just need to decide. are you normally bad at picking?
>>723759536
says dogposter
>>723759536
Best way for closeted homos to vent out being homo without having tp admit to being a faggot.
Also cute boys dressed up is cute
>>723759729
Hello senpai ;o
>>723758823
keep it up
>>723759833
im fine how are you?
>>723759604
Yes, not just with this. In almost everything.
>>723752866
Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.
Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.
Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.
If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
>>723759721
Cutest anime girls are always girls(male)
>>723758960
Well, we don't know what happened; it just went offline and we literally had no idea what was going on. We basically watched the entire thing go down lol. Aside from that I'm fine, playing some Jackbox with friends!
>>723759846
last leggy one I got other than >>723753692
>>723758775
>[Staaaare]
じーっ
>>723759124
Not too much, finished reading up on some investment stuff, but now that that's done it's lazy mode- probably some music, browsing some boards, and then sleep a bit later.
>>723759317
Damned Stats, I would have loved an A-, but had to settle for a B. Sounds like overall you'll be solid at the end of the day.
Not too much out the ordinary going on in my world, went on a nice hike this morning and mostly spent the day reading up on stuff, studying moon runes for a bit (trying to shake the rust off), and then financials. A nice, lazy Sunday.
>>723759284
How have you been cutie?
>>723760114
lewds are always welcome
>>723759996
Are you going with someone? Maybe match up with them or something?
>>723759908
Pretty alright
Been feeling claustrophobic recently
>>723760139
:) hi
How have you been since I last was here?
>>723760322
Life seems to like reminding me of highs and lows, but for the most part pretty good.
How are you?
>>723760441
that's the lewdest I'll go. waifu is not for sexual.
>>723760442
Yeah going with a youtuber, so i get vip access.
But i don't think he's into cosplaying.
>>723760139
Sounds like a good weekend compared to mine, fretting over grades and assignments. I am pretty resigned to leaving school with my Associate's with B average grades and going for a trade but my folks will insist I go into some post grad work where they'll want a 3.5 GPA or some garbage and I'll be finished.
Other than that; I'm bored.
>>723760620
then yeah maybe dont cosplay.
>>723760527
I've been good. Just relaxing and enjoying my animes
>>723760758
but think about all the attention im missing out on.
Feels bad my man.
>>723761457
That's good :)
I finished reading a good manga, yesterday :o
What other anime are you watching?
>thats a cute image btw
>>723760527
Quite well, a lazy weekend besides the usual kitchen antics. Made some catfish kabayaki with a wakame soup yesterday. Beyond that, working away to stash the coffers, and now relaxing. Glad to hear you're doing well too, all things considered.
>>723760674
I don't miss that one bit. After a while I made that decision to start balancing more towards the middle of the work-life balance when it came to studies. I don't know much about grad studies since I didn't go through with them, but depending on where you go, I'm sure a sub 3.5 is fine. Got any idea on what trade you might go into if it comes to that?
>>723761699
Just do something with lots of skin showing then.
>>723759701
Not judging just wondering.
>>723759721
That makes sense.
-claim Ikarous and looks around for her hopefully.-
>>723762126
-squeaks! Forgot his picture-
>>723762079
Y do u like dogs so much
>>723762068
Maybe someone will molest me when they take my picture.
>>723761877
Well a 3.5 for me is pretty much impossible for me at this point. Even a 3.25 final average is really questionable- as we've seen, a 3.5 average for this semester alone is up in the air and I have no idea what will happen next semester.
A good, safe bet would be leaving with a 3.0.
Everyone I talk to tells me to go into welding. Sounds like tough work. Still worth a shot. Rather than that another 4 years of paper writing.
You sound like you're pretty content with your decisions, though.
>>723762325
o.o
>>723762357
I mean if thats the attention you want plenty of others will provide it.
>>723762467
how are you?
>>723761877
A lazy weekend is a food weekend
I ate a frozen pizza.
Though whatever you said with catfish in it sounds yummy.
I mainly just worked on music all weekend, never really felt a want to play much vidya and didn't have any work.
>>723762492
Has not happen yet.
>>723762550
-is tired- o.o
>>723762571
>>723762697
same here i might go to sleep soon
>>723762229
INSIDETHEFUCKINGBAG NOW
>be me , terrified
I can't do it /b/. I can't wake up tommorow and face my friends. I don't know if I can just pretend it never happened. I want to throw up.
>>723762813
story time?
>>723756105
This is such a cute picture of Tomoko.
>>723762813
What happened bb
>>723762641
Well yeah most people dont want to go to jail. Maybe if you went to somewhere more shady?
>>723762813
What happened?
>>723762871
all of them are cute
>>723762729
How goes it?
>>723761767
What did you finish reading?
I'm watching Highschool DxD,
I swear I'm watching it for the plot...
>t-thanks
>
>>723761877
>dubs
Hello! How are you?
>>723762813
Story time
>>723762449
A solid B, I'd take it. Beyond that is for when you're trying to get into the really competitive schools or fellowships for grad study. Most of the trades are gonna be hard work and lots of grunt work while an apprentice, but once you make it past that, there's always gonna be a demand. I'm the sort that tradesmen love- willing to throw money at whatever the problem is until it goes away.
All in all, I feel quite happy with the decisions I've made to this point. It definitely wasn't mistake-free by any means, but I always had the bigger picture and the well-being of myself and those important to me in mind.
>>723762555
Hey, nothing wrong with frozen pizza either. I'll relive the glory days with a couple of Totino's and some vidya every now and then. Kabayaki is the cousin of teriyaki sauce, except thicker and sweeter. If you ever order broiled eel at sushi restaurants, it's the same sort of sauce they'd put over it- soy sauce, sugar, sake, mirin, and then you let it turn into a nice glaze.
>>723762731
-scurries ahead of you and changes your sheets-
>>723762742
-hasn't signed the lease yet and can't move ihis furniture into the bag until the truk comes, but it's been held up in a traffic jam caused by a peanutbutter truck spill- :<
>>723762813
>guaranteed replies: the post
>>723763105
thanks are you planning to sleep soon?
>>723763031
>Highschool DxD
My soul vomits just hearing that name
>>723763091
That's awesome dude.
Anything you want to talk about?
>>723762925
hey bb
>>723763309
well yeah almost nothing else is going on
>>723763385
-nods, can't stay up and found no ika anyway. Must still be pretending to be in russia.- v.v
>>723762863
>>723762925
>>723763034
To makes a long story short, I told my friends about my thing for Loli
>5 of.us are in a discord, joking around talking about girls
>One asks what I'm into and eventually I admit Loli .
>At first they think it's a joke , but I get across that it's the truth .
>I also tell them I find real little girls ( like 6 or 7) cute etc.
>They all go silent for a bit and akward say goodbye and leave the server.
I think I really.messed up. I felt safe, we were joking around but also telling the truth it felt OK in the moment. I'm in highschool ( 18) I don't know how they're going to repsond to this...
>>723759833
Too lewd!
Let's keep the skirts fingertip length ladies!
>>723763555
sorry for the awful grammar guys I'm awful at typing on a cell phone
>>723763031
>on early
^_^
>>723762987
Lol yes you are correct but that one is especially.
>>723763031
>DxD for the plot
DD sized plot indeed. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>723763400
I remember the bit of gun discussion going on yesterday- when I decide to actually git gud at guns, I'm definitely gonna keep you in mind. What other sorts of things do you enjoy as a hobby?
>>723763548
ill just be going now goodnight
>>723763400
>dubs
What can i say i like anime tiddies.
>>723763698
Hello love.
How was your day?
>>723763756
Again, what can i say i like fan service.
It's also not too unwatchable plot wise.
>>723759328
While traps are also attractive, they ultimately are just wannabe women and their hrt eventually stops working and they revert to men.
>>723763991
>bad
>>723763009
Ehh, could be better, but could be worse.
How are you?
:)
>>723763031
Uzumaki
Its pretty spooki
>DxD
Perfect for tiddy lovers
What season are you on? I watched up to ReBorn if I remember correctly.
>continuing being a cutie in response to being called cute
>>723763091
Never been to a sushi place, never had sushi :o
But it sounds all good, I'd love to try it :)
>>723763400
bb senpai
>>723763555
Things will move on.
My friend didn't really care, but then again I'm not into 6 to 7 yos.
I would've just kept it at loli, not admitting to pedophilia.
Ya goofed, and it might be a little hard, but things'll move on.
>>723763606
:o no fun
Am i popular now?
>>723763555
normie shit
come back when you have something better
>>723763555
Nothing wrong finding little girls cute. Being attracted to them however..
>>723763991
Hello Lewdvia. I have come to attempt another dubs roll for lewds.
This time, I will succeed.
>>723764285
Well, I was closer than before, that's for sure.
>>723764157
Just hanging out and playing guitar. Not looking forward to school this week
>>723764111
>>723763991
>>723763756
Can't remember if I've asked butdo you three have a discord, steam or telegram?
> i am hallow
>>723763756
I don't.
I can field strip an AR or get you a nice grouping on a 25m target, and talk a storm about my guns but I have no other real hobbies.
All the other chads around me own boats, go fishing and sleep with everyone else and I'm just another guy with a lot of very loud toys.
I hate myself sometimes.
>>723763991
I would rather play a hentai game for tits. At least you'll actually get tits rather than panty shots.
>>723764157
Senpai
>>723764338
what do you play?
>>723764417
TaliZora#9002
>>723763555
Bestiality is better than loli. Tell them that's what you meant.
>>723764338
>>723764465
Here’s Wonderwall
>>723764338
Is something especially difficult happening?
>>723764427
:o
>>723759328
good taste
>>723764251
Being attracted to little girls isn't wrong...there's nothing inherently wrong with it it's just most people are scared of it for practically no reason .
>>723763555
This is why you keep things to yourself
>>723764467
Sent
>>723764465
Basically just rock and metal. I'm trying to learn "A National Acrobat" by Black Sabbath now
>>723764571
Fuck wonderwall tbh
>>723764576
I have two exams this week
>>723764524
No it's not. Loli is cute, beastiality is gross and disgusting.
(serious) What is the point of these threads? I see them all the time and I don't get it. Is it irony or something?
>>723764671
I didn't think this would be soo stange to them .
>>723763991
It's hard for me to outright drop something unless it's truly the worst of the worst. Games, anime, movies, etc. Certainly if it falls into the so bad it's good mold. I'll always have shit like the Super Mario Bros. Movie, Neil Breen films, MD Geist, and kusoge to fall back on if I catch myself thinking on how bad something is.
>>723764111
Curious, what's the "S" on the mug for?
>>723764157
>that gif
So comfy. I'm not a huge fan of raw sushi, but some of the other rolls with cooked ingredients can be quite tasty. Next time I eat a frozen pizza, I'll be thinking of you.
>>723764417
Houki#0242 for Discord. Feel free to drop a line anytime.
>>723764427
You still got something though, the tough part is when you have nothing, feel blah/down on everything, and time passes you on by. Ever had it in your mind to try something new, even if you might be bad at it early on?
As for boats...I'm a getback swimmer, nothing more nothing less.
>>723764773
>d
-w-
>>723764757
Both are digusting :o
>>723764731
I've never heard it until right now, but good luck. it sounds fun.
>>723764773
mostly circlejerking over 2D pictures.
>>723764867
Smug
>>723764668
Nothing wrong as long as you don't act on it I guess. Still disgusting though.
>>723764952
This guy gets it -//p//-
>>723764952
I've been on a Black Sabbath binge lately lol
>>723764867
I wouldn't know where to start.
>misaki
>>723764867
I will have to go out to a sushi place sometime and get something cooked
Aww that's nice. :)
>>723764731
Shit. Good luck :|
>>723764867
Sent
>>723763991
Juvia? > >>723764417
>>723764111
>trips
Are you still sick or something?
>>723764157
I'm on season 2. About half way through. Not quite to reborn. It is great for fanservice.
>s-stop
>>723764285
Well you have 2 more chances
>>723764417
I have none
>>723764427
I'm not quite that desperate for anime tiddies. Not
>yet
>>723764867
I'd say it's perfect in that spot. I know it's bad but i love it.
New thread
>>723765119
New Thread
>>723765119
>>723764969
>>723764936
It's not disgusting at all . Neither are. Loli is cute and so are little girls (most). How could you label any of it disgusting? It all just makes me feel soo much better.