This is the story of how I converted my cute 5' GF into

>>723749663
>This is the story

>this is a story.

>>723749829
>all about how

continue please

>>723750023
anyone wanna hear the story of how i captured a unicorn and rode it straight to the kremlin and took over the world?

>>723750023
My life got flipped turned upside down

>>723749663
Yes anon continue.

Now let me take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called belair...

>>723749663
> this really gets to her after a while
> she starts telling me how she is seriously concerned about her job prospects and wishes she wasn't so dumb
> jokingly tell her maybe she should consider doing what she does best, which is sucking my dick
> she laughs it off
> a few months later, she's still sucking my dick once a week
> I've convinced her to let me drink a beer and watch TV while she sucks me off for 45 mins
> sometimes I just watch porn while she's sucking
> fucking great, best orgasms I've ever had
> To top it off, I finally land an investment banking internship and buy Jessica a Michael Kors watch for Christmas
> Repeatedly tells me how grateful she is to have me, and gives me another sloppy blowjob as her thanks because she can't afford a nice Christmas present
> she complains to me again about how she doesn't think she's smart enough to get a good job
> She doesn't think she'll ever have a lot of money
> Do some research and tell her she could probably make $1000/week sucking my dick every night on camera
> we could start a website and she could become a 'star'
> her eyes light up at this
> she takes a week to think about this
> mfw she actually agrees to this because she it so tired of being poor
> I tell her she is only allowed to do this if it's my dick, and I get 15% of the profits
> she agrees to the terms
> Next day, go out and buy a good camera and microphone
> test out different angles of her sucking my cock
> decide best angle is POV shot of her on her stomach on the bed lying between my legs sucking my dick
> each video we shoot has me watching a different TV show and drinking a beer while Jessica sucks my dick for 30-45 minutes
> tell her sloppier blowjobs tend to make more money
> she makes them sloppy as fuck
> we're actually getting some traffic to our shitty website
> she starts getting a small fanbase
> she loves it, and asks me to run the business for her
> I agree, for 25% of the profits though

cont.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this can was....

>>723750023
Yeah I know that I'm in the middle of season 3

>>723750902
Rare but I thought nah forget yo home to belair

hurry the fuck up OP, cant wait

>>723749663
Post faster you nigger, I'm mildly horny and don't want to lose my boner

8 minute have past, fucking OP slowpoke

Hurry nigg

>>723750823
> she agrees to this, and is happy bringing in ~$650/week by just sucking dick five days a week for only 45 minutes a day
> My life now consists of going to lectures, doing assignments and projects, going on dates with Jessica
> every single night, Jessica comes to my place (forgot to mention we both live on campus)
> I take my pants off and crack open a beer
> open up my laptop and lie down on my bed while Jessica gets her "pornstar" slut makeup and clothing ready that I picked out for her
> I decide which show to watch that night and turn it on
> When she hears the show start and I sip my beer, she stares into the camera that I hold with my left hand and starts sucking my dick
> I get to just sit back and watch TV, sipping my beer while my hot (self-proclaimed) "pornstar" GF gives me the sloppiest dirtiest blowjob of my life for the entirety of the show
> as soon as the credits roll, she knows to deepthroat as I cum down her throat
> sometimes to spice things up I pull out of her throat a little bit so cum comes out her nose
> I literally get the greatest blowjobs of my life every single day while making $200/week for "managing" the business
> website barely needs maintenance at all, all I do is edit and upload the videos
> Jessica has never been happier, she actually enjoys this
> Thinking about suggesting to her that the fans really want to see a double blowjob with one of her sorority sisters
> might even suggest a triple blowjob, who knows, she'd probably do it
> life is fucking good man

end

Buddy you will reap what you have sown. Enjoy innocence while it lasts.

So, to prove this is true, post website or screencap

>>723751940
site for clarification you
i want some sauce

I ...Pulled...Up to house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie to home smell ya later.

Site

Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, and that's how I became the prince of a town called belair.

So is OP not gonna tell us site? Or atleast link a video??

>>723752458
Nice

Sauce? I'd quite like to see a sloppy 45 minute blowjob

>newly joined an investment bank
>has time to spend doing cam shenanigans and drinking beer
>has time to post on /b/

Seems legit

>>723749663
Op, stop describing yourself. We already know you are a massive faggot

>>723752583
Word. That was a pretty awesome team effort. Definitely better than that lame ass fake story. Lol

The only downside I can see is the company of a dumb chick is fucking awful. Other than that, props to ya man

>>723752708
> internship

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>>723752801
>thinking this is real

>>723749663
Give us the site or it's not real.

>>723753099
Like I give a fuck whether it's real or not.
It's not implausable, and its validity affects me in no way

>>723753025
The interns work the hardest lol. I've got friends who did placements last summer / spring and they were ALL in the office from before 6 till after 10. Not just big banks either, even guys at small boutiques.
>inb4 some BS about being in S&T so they only make you stay from 7 till 4

>>723751940
Sooo what's the website bro

>>723753429
I just assumed he had finished his internship already

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>>723750454
Did you have to blow all the niggers?

>>723753589
>>723753212
>>723752283
seems legit

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>>723751940
>expecting us to believe this shit without proof

This is the kind of fantasy only a pimply virgin who pays money to camgirls thinks is sexy.

>>723754692
Yea! The exact opposite of the people on /b

>>723749663
Doesn't want to reveal identity by posting pic yet gf is a cam whore seems legit

>>723750823
this is gay, i thought you broke her down using physcology like im doing to my girl, beat down her self esteem gently on stuff i dont like then build her back up with shit i do like. all you did was trik her alittle. there was no master plan. youre a faggot

>>723749663
>>723750823
>>723751940
tl;dr

seriously only women only write this fucking much. just compact and make more efficient you dumb shit

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>>723749663
no proof niggy

>>723756582
he had no master plan, just. girlfriend sucks dick. some people are too stupid to use free porn. make money. im a loser and i need a full blown retard girlfriend to think im anything worth while

>>723749663
Aw, you mentally abused her to get what you want instead of asking for it, like the Alpha you think you are. How quaint.