Vague Video Game Descriptions 2 >be a kebab >whip niggers

>>723746199
Aladin?

>>723746199
gta 2

>>723746484
nope

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>norse badass
>chop off limbs
>capture settlement
>chop off limbs
>capture settlement
>chop off limbs
>capture settlement

pic unrelated

> Start with a Financial Transaction.
> Retires for a bit.
> Goes back to Financial transactions
> Something about a drug trip.
> Ends with yet another Financial transaction.
> Someone probably dies depending on your choice.

>>723746683
GTA V?

>>723746199
>free downloadable game
>collect treasure (or not)
>get married (or not)
>you will die

>>723746794
Yup

>Be kid
>Wake up
>Shouted at
>Go talk to mentor-man
>Mentor-man sez u r chosin 1
>Leave the girl that probably liked you
>Steal her magic trombone
>Go find another girl that's wayyy hotter
>She asks you to find some jewelry or something
>Get all three jewelry things
>Girl gets kidnapped by some black guy
>Wait for a couple of years
>Mentor-man v2 tells u r supr chesyn won
>Get tired of Chosen One bs
>Go back to old home
>Before that, you meet a trap and a girl who is into horses a bit too much
>Steal her horse
>Finally reach old home
>Everyone fucking scuttled away
>Old home raided by the black guy
>Go to like 8 other places to get more jewelry
>Turns out your old gf turned into a spirit
>Turns out that your backup bitch turned into a spirit
>You get so fucking mad that you break into black guys house
>Beat the shit out of him
>Turns out he's Satan
>You cannot fight Satan but that trap you met earlier comes to help
>Black guy turns trap back into girl
>It was actually the girl that the black guy stole
>The girl helps you kill black guy
>Black guy evolves into giganigga
>You both take him down in a sorta anti-climatic ending
>Homosexuality spreads across the land
>Tell girl that you wanna fuck
>She sends you back in time cuz she hates you
>Turn back into kid
>Decide to fuck off and go somewhere else
>Steal the Bestiality Girl's horse again
>Ditch your friends
>Ditch your magic weapons n' shit and only keep your knife and the magic trombone
>THE END
>Console freezes
>Has to stand up and turn it off manually

EZPZ MODE

>Goto place
>They kill your pet
>you kill all of them but lose your self
>have sex with a rabbit in the end because humans are all dead

>>723746945
You forgot to mention the fuckable fish that wants to marry you.

>Collect 4 stones
>Bad girl is same as good girl, only with her name backwards

>>723746823
irl

>go to island w/ some friends
>accidentally open ghost rift

>>723747263
That's your backup bitch

>>723747467
O rite

>>723746611
Ck2
>>723746823
Sims2
>>723746945
Jka
>>723747029
Dwarf fortress
>>723747293
Catherine
>>723747429
Skyrim

>>723746199
>Get framed for murder
>Shrug it off and do other shit
>Run around town for a while before remembering there's a story

>>723747416
Not the answer I was looking for, but it's meant to be a statement on IRL.

It was also released as an iPhone game in the App store's early days.

>memento mori

>>723747655
>skyrim
nope

>Taxi driver
>Do shit
>Die as driver for a (respectable) company

>>723747655
>>723746823

Not The Sims 2. This one was entirely free, no additional content.

The game can be completed in 5 minutes by anybody.

>>723746945
Personal fav.

>>723747655
>Jka
wut?

>>723747655
>Ck2
No

>>723747655
Nope, the game had a movie as well, the original was banned then reworked.

>>723747676
Dishonored?

>>723748065
Nope

>music
>monkey
>meme

Here we go bois.

>be a nigger
>literally only guy who can get shit done
>kill another nigger that fucked you over

>>723747871
I preferred the one where you get so fucked over you become a scrub.

Then you save a town.

>>723748043
Manhunt?

>>723747868
>>723746823
>>723747709
More hints:
>The whole game is 2 megabytes
>Was written about in Wall Street Journal
>May be considered more "art" than "video game"

>>723748104
DK64

>>723748104
Did one have No style nor any grace?

>>723748165
KGFF 3000 omatic?

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>>723746199
>free gold in wilderness!
>kills you with purple staff
>...
>profit

>>723748550
Runescape?

>>723747676
More hints
>Weird family member tells you to cut your pinky off
>Cuts his pinky off

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>Wincest b8?
>Fucking ants everywhere
>Get a sweet drone

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>>723748630
Yes

>build towers that shoot blades
>build towers that shoot fire balls
>build grids that poison enemies
>upgrade said things
>protect the swirling ball of nazi swastika looking things

>>723748793
Wait a fucking second, is that a pepe version of the black dude from Taboo?

>>723746199
It's Prince of Persia right?

>>723748492
>>723748387

Maybe I was a bit unclear. Good answers tho.

>Made by Nintendo
>Semi-obscure meme yet it had a lot of responses
>Rhythm
>No apes, just monkey

>>723748495
Nope.
>start off in the land of niggers and wetbacks
>move up to fags, liberals, and gooks
>fuck bitches,get money

> Fuck there's a shitload of Heresy going on.

>>723746199
Im playing that game right now on my raspberry pi 3. Gta 1 works too!

>>723748902
Not sure if b8...

Max Stirner.

>Weapon = Hair

>be in a temple
>have to gtfo out... now

>>723749135
Bayonetta?

>>723749135
Donkey Kong Country 3?

>>723749160
Autism Run

>>723749135
Bayonetta. Too easy.

>>723749135
Skullgirls?

>>723746199
Castlevania?

>>723749160
Tomb Raider. Uncharted. Metroid.

Shit description honestly.

>>723749192
>>723749211

>"Human"
>Whip people with hair

>>723749251
Shit, nice one. However, no.

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>>723749087
Unfortunately not b8, don't know who that is, but his pepe looks a lot like this nigga.

>>723746199

Prince of Persia.

>Mommy never loved me
>My girlfriend is kill
>No

>have a boner
>make people taste your massive boner

>>723749331
Isn't that the point of the game?
>>723749229 is right.

>>723749135
>>723749379
>>723749379
Shantae.

>>723746199
>Good luck, have fin

>>723749450
no.

>>723749487
Winner!

>>723749379
Willow Smith in "Nigress Tetris"

>>723749510
Ecco the dolphin

>>723749482
Shadows of the Damned?

>>723748324
No.

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>>723749607
yeah haha, fuckin love it

>>723749581
Nope

>>723749510
Depth

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>>723749809
Correct

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>>723746945
Underrated post

>>723748980
San Andreas

>>723748852
Besiege or whatever.

>Wake up with man in ear
>Kill some kkk members
>Cut off pigs arms with chainsaw
>Kill the ear man

>>723748104
GTA:SA

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>>723750006
No, I'll make it easier, pic related

>get shot in head
>survive
>look at titties

>you and your family get murdered
>hunt down the people who murdered your family
>also, you have a cunty ghost friend

>Old fart dies
>Here's my land faggot

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>>723750033

>>723750083
New Vegas?

>>723749941
correct!

>Arrive on remote island
>Turns out it is actually fucking beautiful with art and shit everywhere
>Ruined by the fact that it's populated by furries
>Invite people to claim the island cuz you're the only one with weapons
>Start furry shit-storm
>The furries join sides and fight each other
>Normal people start to pretend to be furries
>Jamaicans and Buff Faggots appear
>Start a genocide on everything on the island
>Only thing that survives are the furries
>Furries come back to main land
>Furries walking around towns and cities
>Game ruined forever

>>723750111
stardew!

>>723750111
Stardew Valley

>>723750177
Nope

>>723747429
Oxenfree

>>723749924
what is it?

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>>723750228
What in the fuck

>>723750271
>>723750271

>fight a faggot
>fight a freak
>fight your mother

>>723750334
good job

>>723750111
stardew

>>723750233
>>723750241
Nope

>>723750033
kek

>>723750450
>>723750421

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>>723750228
lol wut

>BioWare Sci-Fi RPG
>Ancient race of galactic super-aliens AREN'T extinct
>they're just dumb nigger aliens living on a backwater shit planet

>be fairytale cop
>fairytale qt gets beheaded
>talking frog seems to be full of shit
>everybody seems to be full of shit
>big motherfucker attacks me with an axe
>throw him out of window
>prostitute sticks axe in motherfuckers head
>still need to find who left decapitated head on my doorstep

>>723750395
>>723750526

Congratz. You are the ~10,000,000th person to say that.

>>723750416
Binding of Issac Newton

Losing faith turn you into a chicken
Better start accumulating

>space
>ships
>fuck missiles and boarding

>>723750657
FTL

>die
>have adventure as corpse
>never live down your death

>>723750581
The Wolf Among Us

>>723750581
the wolf among us, 2ez

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>>723750751
Manuel Samuel

>>723750808
bingo, loved that game

>>723750735
yep

>have ship
>get destroyed by other player

>>723750614
Nope

>end of game twist
>white bitch is chinese WTF?
>nother twist
>WTF!

>>723750612
Sheeeeeet Do I win anything?

>>723750880
Bioshock Infinite.

>dumb brother fight for stupid shit
>smart brother kills the both
>robots

>>723750842
no

>bad ass weapons
>kinda shit platforming
>spoopy

>Be smart one on class
>Also courage
>Also charismatic
>Also save the world from the 25th
>Promoting suicide with magic

> try to take a holiday
> orange guy fuks up shit
> you have to sort it all out
> can only go on holiday after you fuking everything for these cunts
> one of the cunts is jewish as fuk

>>723746199
>be death
>there are drugs drugs
>also vampire hookers
>also candles

Feel like this one'll be hard

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>>723750918
Yes, you win a zeppelin. Picture related. All you have to do is post your credit card info here to receive your prize.

>>723751048
Persona 3

>hohoho travelers, thanks for getting the staff of magnus for me, i'll be taking that.

>wololo

>die skateboarding
>vow revenge
>spook family
>collect green shit in underworld
>repeat

>>723746199
>planet of robots
>robot murder mystery
>robot journalist investegates

PhD in kicking ass

>>723750986
nope

Had a monkey catching minigame

>>723750057
Really? Nobody? Even with the pic... I can't be the only person on here who played this

flying dog is best buddy and shoots

>>723751260
Duke Nukem?

>More than 800 species to enslave
>Kid friendly

>>723751370
no

>>723751260
Dick Kickem

>be inspector
>get caught inside terrosrist
>have to deal with revolucionaries
>fuck you son, no crayons
>i ain't getting paid enough for this shit

>>723751379
Obviously Digimon

>>723751401
emphasis on the PhD

>>723751192
Age 2

>try to get laid the whole game

>>723751462
Quarter Life.

>>723751232
Poltergeist? A mega drive "classic" in so much as it was OK I guess

>>723748165
GTA SA?

>>723751549
yep

>be cop
>get framed for murder
>beat the shit out of everyone
>collect birds
>taser is way op
>have spidey sense shit

>>723751379
There are 801. Fuck you.

>>723751470
correct

>>723751538
Larry

>>723751538
Life.

>>723751170
skyreem

>>723751655
yes
>>723751688
also true

>>723751538
mass effect

you can be a hat or a shoe

>>723746823
second life?

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>>723751688
Beat me to it. Also, nice dubs.

>>723751694
Yep

>one
>two
>three
>four
>winter
>summer
>saturn
>fight an alien

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>>723751568
Good enough
The title is 'Haunting starring Polterguy'

>>723751651
Well it is more than 800
And for >>723751420
There is something like 1200 so he's not wrong

>>723751817
monopoly

> SEGA
> Blue Jet
> Good Soundtrack
> WANTED

GL ;)

>>723751817
Prop hunt?

>>723746199
>Bitch can manipulate time
>Also lesbians

>Play as Geralt, a person who fights monsters
>People who fight monsters are known as witchers
>You are the witcher
>It's the third one

>>723752002
Life is Strange?

>get directions from a blimp
>throw bananas at chimps
>build vehicles
>race a scientist

>>723751944
yes
>>723751982
no

>Be dead
>Try to save girl by manipulating things
>Why I am bad guy?
>Suddenly cat

you can sit on it, but you can't take it with you.

>>723752073
Fallout 4

>Gold & Silver don't have this

>>723752073
Fallout 2

>>723752002
Overwatch

>>723752121
Ghost trick

>>723752086
got it

>>723752073
Fuck man this is a hard one....
Mass Effect 2?

>>723748685
Heavy rain?

>2 boys are born
>One becomes all spiritual and shit
>Other listens to MCR and cuts himself
>The spiritual one falls in love with a spiritual girl
>Edgy boy likes the girl too
>Tries to impress girl
>Builds her a pool
>Plants a tree in her name
>Sacrifices himself to an invading army so that she can live happily
>Rejects him every time
>Girl happy he died
>Edgy boy turns out to still be alive
>His cut marks are now glowy n shit
>He lost his sight so now he has to cover his eyes
>Everyone's older now
>He goes back to girl to remind her that he's still alive
>Girl is married to his brother
>Edgy boy tries to kill his brother
>Spiritual brother uses his powers to incapacitate him
>Girl says kill him
>Brother says imprison him for the rest of his life
>Brother is even so kind as to put a "never die of old age" spell on him
>Edgy boy wants to commit senpaku
>Edgy boy finally escapes one day
>He runs away to another dimension
>Spiritual brother tells you to go to the other dimension to kill edgy boy
>He made friends with hell-spawn because he's so lonely
>You (the player) come in and murder all of his friends
>Break into his house
>He's sitting in the corner crying about how life in unfair
>He grows wings and tried to fly away
>You kick his ass (obviously)
>He wants you to kill him
>Some other girl who is irrelevant puts him in a crystal so he can never escape
>He's still conscious in there
FF ~10 years
>He's released from his prison by BADGUYTM
>HE'S BACK, AND EDGIER THEN EVER
>You (the player again) are ready to kick his ass again
>Turns out that he doesn't have a grudge and wants to be people's friend
>He even kills BADGUYTM for you
>Brother still hates him
>Girl still hates him
>Other girl who imprisoned him wants to put him back
>He grows wings and flies away
>TTo BBe CContinued

>>723746199
Quit feeling like a beta cuck
http://betanomore.com

>>723752212
No, good game though

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>>723750057
>>723748852


I'll make it even EASIER.... come on

>>723752194
nope, someone already got it

>Waifus
>Colors and patterns
>Easy as shit

>>723752168
Pokemon Crystal

>>723752073
pokemon, raise your game newfag

> You're a God with a giant Furry as a pet.
> Or a Scalie.. whatever you prefer.

>>723752164
>>723752177
>>723752209
No, close though

>>723752421
No

>>723751538
HuniePop?

>>723752344
I mean it's not wrong

g g g g g g g g g

"God dammit not another fucking invasion"

>>723752414
OSU

>>723752414
huniepop

>>723751538
Leisure Suit Larry?

>Birds
>Pudding

>You need to plug the controller on slot 2
>It was on the manual

>>723752426
Black&White?

>>723752590
Metal Gear Solid

>>723752590
Metal Gear solid?

>>723752599
Yup

>>723752590
MG Solid?

>>723752477
no
>>723752518
yes

>>723750228
So what is it Anon?

>>723752168
Hint:Pawn

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>Protagonist dies at the end

>confectionery
>power tools
>tits

>>723752874
Half-Life 3

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>>723752762
Oh shit, I thought people thought I was high or something.

Answer: Mists of Pandaria
>Pic related

>>723752874
fallout 3 without dlc

>>723752925
lollipop chainsaw

> It says "TEKKEN" on the front cover
> Kazuya Mishima has his right fist out
> The next game is TEKKEN 2

GL ;)

>>723752950
Haha that's pretty good

>>723752874
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

>>723753003
yup

>>723752874
Hotline Miami 3

>>723753059
Mortal Kombat XI

>food and shit everywhere
>mostly imagination
>get bored and walk out of the cupboard
>pj's

>>723753059
mario kart?

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>>723752168

>>723753059
>>723753257
>>723753272

You guys kidding?,It's fucking obvious, the answers right there.

It's Marvel Vs Capcom 2

>a guy finds drink
>guy drinks drink
>a faggot find drink also and wants drink to himself
>tells guy 1 to fuck off and it's his drink
>another faggot wants drink too
>world war 3 happen
>millions kill
>drink is stale
>faggot 1 says fuck it and wants to call quits
>some faggot makes things worse
>faggot 1 blames retards 2 and 3
>world war 4
Guess?

>>723751877
Somebody fucking guess its so fucking easy

>cut down a tree with a rock
>spend hours collecting shit
>get shot once and then bleed to death because you forgot band-aids at home
>repeat
>Also, naked people

>>723746199
>free game
>fight with guns
>get yelled at by older players wh are upset that you don't spend money on free game
>terrible community overall

>>723753549
rust

>AAAHH NUUU

>>723753549
Stainless Steel

>climb things
>kill things
>Oh shit am I the bad guy?

>>723753494
For Honor?

>>723753626
tf2, original player here

>narration
>kid

>>723753738
Tf2 is chill af

>>723753630
Got it

>>723753738
Same here man, i hate the game sometimes

Alright, I've got a big one. Whoever can get this is a god.
>Be an angel
>Fall to earth
>Try to find a way to get back to heaven
>People ask for god to grant them miracles
>You grant the miracles
>Save a town from zombies
>Cure ebola
>Help a black guy break up with his abusive Dom succubus gf
>Jump into a girl's bathhouse to prevent a giant lizard from fucking everyone (your char can be a boy or a girl so it's interesting either way)
>Save a girl from being eaten by a whale who turns out to be her dad
>Kill a nun

>After all this, you go back to heaven
>God turned evil
>Kill god
>Heaven turns back to normal
>New god wants to make you head angel
>Say fuck no and go back to earth
>Grind exp until you get bored
>Wait for remake
RATED E10+

>>723753719
Ding ding, got it.
What tipped you off

>>723751877
earthbound

>>723753990
like the man said, community sucks. I went to a server that was strictly bronies who wouldnt fight. Like this isnt fucking habbo hotel you cunts.

>>723754187
correct

>Floating city in the sky because the world below wasn't racist enough
>timelines
>big twist
>steam punk as shit.

>>723746199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-nFWM7Yrgs
pic
gta 2 i loved that game

>>723754106
The fact that you literally described the plot.

I also seen ImmortalHD play it like.. yesterday.

>>723754348
bioshock infinite, 2ez

>FUK THIS GAME
>GO ON BOAT TO ISLAND WITH FRIENDS
>BOAT EXPLODES
>NEVER EXPLAINED
>SHIPPING CONTAINERS FALL FROM THE SKY
>NEVER EXPLAINED
>KILL ZOMBIES FOR THE FIRST LEVEL, THEN TURNS OUT IT WHAS A DREAM, THEN ZOMBIES AGAIN
>HEAVY ATTACK TAKES 4 SEC TO CHARGE AND HARDLY DOES ANY FUCKING DAMAGE
>DLC LEVELS BORING NIGHTMARE
>DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE ENDING WAS ABOUT
>FUK THIS GAME

>>723754394
just joking
I didn't think of saying "wonder what tipped you off"

>>723754083
kid icarus?

>>723746945
One of the Zeldas: Ocarina of Time?

>evil stone
>cram it in your forehead
>end game

>>723750083
>>723750416
>>723750880
>>723751262
MGS3

>Condescending Reply:
>Not the millenium falcon
>twist ending
>inevitable death of your waifu

>>723754671
it's an rpg

>>723746199
>game starts inside a car
>accident
>enter a house
>guy inside does a weird 270° and faces protagonist
>have you seen this girl
>que carajo estas haciendo aca

>>723746199
>Kof with 2d boobs and longer combos

>game starts when you sleep
>doors
>turn into a frog
>is there an ending to this?
>get a bike
>neat
>kill yourself

>>723755126
Little rough, don't you think?

>>723755126
TWD?

>bugs
>sand
>orange, yellow, green, and red
>red dies because lizardmen

>>723754969
Qatar

>>723754083
Sacred 2?

>>723748685
Biosock infinity

>>723755490
Yee

>>723755239
no
>>723755299
ill add too more things
>people there are not friendly
>they speak spanish

>the only enjoyable game Peter Molyneux will ever make.

>>723755992
Fable 1

>>723750098
Shadow of Mordor.

>long haired guy is saint
>you are a badass guy with big guns
>you make a infinite war for no reason
>for no reason also, you have no wife, kids, gf, even a masturbator nearby
>its just war, blood, and that hairy guy for no reason

>>723754699
This shit is easy, not even an attempt.

>>723755126
Resident Evil 4

>>723748361
Passage?

>>723747676
Fahrenheit

>>723754699
Diablo I. easy as fuck.

>>723756073
That took a while, but nice job

>Be scientist
>Go to work
>Ruin everything

>Vampire RPG
>Everybody whats you to do something
>Boring as fuck

>>723756384
Right? Thats why I was concerned that no one had even fucking attempted it.

>>723756469
hl

>>723756711
Yes

Guess the FF #:

>brooding protagonist with anger issues
>loli healer
>useless faggot kid no one likes. Is a whiney bitch as well
>baby chocobo and a black guy
>plot means nothing
>keep playing for the chocobo

>Autistic manchild
>Goes outside for first time in life
>Trespasses on private property because he thinks he sees mythical elemental animals
>Yelled at
>Starts crying
>Never goes outside again

>>723757036
Me playing pokemon go

>>723754083
Wtf is this?

>>723756094
added more tips:
>every time you fight someone, you call the long haired guy name
>for some reason this is fun
>sometime ago, some annons make jokes and memes about this game

>>723757146
:D

wake up with a rock

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>>723757293

>>723756925
>several unwarranted sequels no one wanted
>the game plays itself

>>723752950

Fuck this was one of the best I've seen man.

>>723755411
More hints
>red may not be dead
>never answered because disney

>walk into hallway
>get stabbed
>see a guy with a funny hat laughing at you

>>723757564
>>723753549
^

>>723757603
i guess no one ever played warhammer 40k.

>>723757718
Kotor?

>Desert
>castle building rts
>none of my enemies have a proper name, they're all named after animals or just titles
>some guy keeps calling me lord and telling me where I can't put shit
>everyone is voiced acted by a guy, even the girls.

>>723756274
yes this
another game
>a mexican a girl and a mute guy in a bank
>the girl shots the mute guy
>he survives
>also shots the mexican guy later in the game
>time to revenge
>mute guy shots down girl's helicopter with a rocket launcher

>your mom kicks you out of your house
>weird guy gives you a pet
>get caugt into an animal abusive sport for a living
>save the world in the process

>>723757881
Nope, close

>>723757947
Pokemon

>Join a band of rebels
>Mess their shit up
>Plenty of things to kill and loot
>Worship the pyramid
>Nobody liked the latest in the series

>>723755411

Jedi Knight Academy?

>>723757679
Thank you, thank you.
Wanna hear my impression of WoD?

>>723758030
Yup

>see your town disappear
>save girl
>get friends
>girl is the chosen one
>caught in a time loop
>unexpected last boss

>>723758163

Hit me with it anon. (Have multiple top 5 world kills /dick_flex)

>>723752168
Will you sell me battle toads then?

>>723757917
Gta3

>>723758190

Escape from Monkey Island

>>723758450
Nope, more hints

>cutscene after the credits reveals the sequel

>>723752121
Beyond two souls ?

>>723758128
Nope
>yellow seen defending 3 robots and a small alien before presumed death on tv show on CN

>Ride horse
>Raid bandits
>Go to forest
>Chaise bandits
>Taiga bandits have joined the battle
>Taiga bandits have joined the battle
>Taiga bandits have joined the battle
>Taiga bandits have joined the battle
ohshit.onion

>>723758559
Life is le weird

>>723758289
>Peaceful
>Happy
>Serenity
>Suddenly, black people starting coming out of this thing called the DARK portal.
>You gather a team:
>30 year old who looks like Prof. Oak
>Ginger who no one remembers
>A pickle
>And a light wielding goat
>Go inside the portal to find an orgy of millions of black guys
>Meet some faggots, such as a female light goat
>Stop to take a break
Break=YrelR34
>Destroy Dark Portal
>Literally realize that you trapped yourself in an alternate dimension
>Meet this GigaNigga named Grom
>Run away like a pussy
>Play farmville for a while
>Meet an old light wielding goat
>Old goat sacrifices himself
>No one cares
>Old goat guy passes his powers to the girl goat
cont.

>>723758905
Mountain blade?

>>723757370
what is it?

>>723758190

Majora's mask?