Waifu claiming thread.
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>>723739097
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>723742385
It's a suspicion
>>723742388
I'm not protecting them. I'm just saying I wouldn't bother, you can do what you want.
カラミチーマス
still here
and
>>723742549
Well what am I supposed to do?
best girls
>>723742823 (mashymash)
I just googled and copper supps are too expensive for an aesthetic change anyway.
>>723743220
relax kid i'm not going to make anymore threads~
>>723743046
make me qt~
>>723743169
one for facebook and one for /waifu/?
>>723742549
Lol I don't worry about that stuff. Everyone here knows me. Besides, there's always discord.
>>723739344
I'll bully you real good
>>723743046
Littershooter a shit
>Suika
>>723743046
No they cant and you couldnt rape me if you wanted too
>>723743046
Traditional Dungeons and Dragons is super confusing. My rules are meant for beginners, so hopefully they are simpler.
>>723743179
>>723743324
Oh gosh. Do you have a passion for em? I knew you were a history buff, with HOI and everything...
>>723742902
Not sure how happy I should be about being old, but at least I'm included in something? :D
I walked right into this didn't I? T-T
>>723743061
Yes.
Because you are asking things that are impossible.
Tanya claimed
> at work
> on mobile
Sorry for bad response time
>>723743490
yes I love them
>>723743345
>relax kid i'm not going to make anymore threads~
I don't really care, I would make the threads anyways.
>Kid
Teleport behind me and slash me with your katana please.
>>723743117
>Jimmy Kimmel
I've no idea who they are~
>>723743169
Pretty much, yes. I kinda feel lonely without it or something on the background.
>>723743584
That's good! It's also good your passion is something you can make money with..
>>723743730
thats the goal yes :)
>>723743491
Speaking of being old, it's coming up on 0200 for me, and I've got to act like a functioning human tomorrow :|
Off to sleeps with me! night all.
>>723743586
Nice cock.
>>723743892
>>723743892
Wanna see mine?
>>723743836
That's why I switched to undecided, I was majoring in something there's no money in
>>723743179
Would Aya even like shooting? She doesn't seem like it, and she's a Jap
>>723743345
>>>723743409
I don't know you
>>723743459
Brb crying
>>723743490
5e is pretty simple though
>>723743533
Hello, I didn't know someone claimed Tanya
>>723743345
>>723743280
>>723744006
she'd give it a try, plus I shoot geese IRL so I dont see why not
>>723743987
any ideas on what you might do?
>>723743345
You can use one for Facebook and /waifu/ for one monitor and the other for whatever you want like gaming
>>723743533
The eyes are glowy to say the least
>>723743679
I shouldn't be feeling
>>723744006
5e is...decently simple, I suppose.
>>723744160
nope, none at all.
>>723743154
;-;
>>723743493
Everything is possible! You are just lazy~
>>723744006
Also
>Christmas hat
>an Jew
>>723743947
I have the weirdest pocky right now
>>723744178
Found a Shinoa that wasn't smug
Okay I posted for 5 threads, goodnight everyone!
>>723743276
Okay okay, fine~ Goodnight Rem
>>723743280
Take me seriously! Goodnight, Tomoko~
>>723743324
Careful nigga~
>>723743329
It's worth the money lol
goodnight smoky~
>>723743409
>softly licks your neck
it's okay not to cum in 3 days, i don't fap at all and i usually yet for it to happen naturally in my sleep
keep your head up and you'll be alright, goodnight misaki!
>>723743490
goodnight louise~
>>723743533
cute claim
>>723743586
you're so scared and jumpy~
>>723743679
oh my... goodnight tch, make sure you eat something tonight.
>>723744006
she's so cute... stop it
>>723744152
<3
>>723744178
i'm not a gamer though~
hehehehe
goodnight Sinoa-san~
>>723744339
Sorry for the wall
gn
>shielder
>>723744376
I do. goodnight
>>723744337
He is lazy
>>723744376
Good night, Shielder
>>723744178
You shouldn't?
>>723744376
Goodnight, i guess. Eat something? It's too late for that
>>723743979
Can't see why not.
>>723743947
Why are you so scared?
>>723744376
God you are such a sloot
Angel is best waifu
>>723744444
Hey that's a nice digit.
>>723744160
I feel like Galil wouldn't be a very good teacher
>>723744339
Shut up bully
>>723744376
You're a horrible person
>>723744337
No, this time it is literally imposible.
>>723744560
I'm scared and jumpy xd
>>723744574
>lewd
>>723744376
night you <3
I'm keeping my greys and my money though.
>>723744444
A get for waifu is a get for laifu
>>723744560
This is me, be nice
>>723744597
Oh neat, another set of quints
>>723744614
Kyoko a slut
>>723744220
I'm sure you'll pick something good in the end :D
>>723744376
or?
>>723744612
why not?
>>723744614
Is it because he is not gay at all?
>>723744680
I wasn't aware you were black, I'm not into that, sorry.
>>723744881
>>723744881
Bb please, I can change
>>723744774
She's kind of... silly
>>723744339
Meaning?
>>723744376
Alright then dude. Goodnight mash
>>723744538
2 l8
>>723744762
Kyouko a very respectful woman who will only break the legs of the man she loves.
>>723744911
Just like Michael Jackson.
>>723744881
It's because Sachii created the rules.
>>723745039
Only cute girl ITT
>>723744774
Here's hoping!
i'm a little sleepy for now, so I'm gonna get off the thread
I'll see you later~
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
退屈なのでピアノ弾きますか
u no u no
>>723745061
I dont even know your name
>>723744444
numbers~
>>723744613
Fineee, im just trying to help~
>everyone hates mash
>everyone talks to mash
>mash has big as fucking wall posts
>mash is not popular in /waifu/
wut
>>723745100
Guess I'll leave
>>723744961
I'm sure it will be all fine, right?
>>723745243
see you :)
>>723745311
I stand corrected
>>723745324
>>723745318
I don't get it either my dude
Fatal attraction
>>723745318
I like Mash.
>>723745373
And im back in
>>723745361
Ehhhhhh
>>723745318
Mash doesn't understand that people don't like him
>>723745063
After all he posted the first waifu thread.
>>723745267
I don't see why you'd need to know it.
>>723745513
Galil a skank
>>723745311
Not a thing you can help with.
Dont you have other things and places to shitpost about?
>>723745039
It was A Shinoa that wasn't smug
>>723745248
Why do you keep talking about snoring?
>>723745577
You're trying to argue about someone else
>>723745456
Never ever leave again
>>723745375
Those fucking cluster Bs amirite?
>>723745513
>>723745729
What is cluster b?
>>723745771
https://www.mentalhelp.net/articles/dsm-5-the-ten-personality-disorders-cluster-b/
>>723745753
>>723745601
Ear warmer.
>>723745647
I don't understand you or why you'd need my name. I claim Miku though.
>>723745878
>>723745962
Ok. STFU MIKU
>>723745620
Nope! Im all yours~
>>723745838
Ever mental diorder sounds like me. Because they are actually everyone and not a disorder.
>>723746054
be nice anon <3
>>723745962
Heart warmer
>>723745838
Guess there's no stopping Mash then.
>>723746129
Nice joke friend. Some take it to the extreme, and from there personality disorders are born. You won't have an avoidant narcissist, they're fundamentally conflicting
>>723746036
>>723746290
>>723745725
Sure
>>723746367
>>723746283
>You won't have an avoidant narcissist, they're fundamentally conflicting
Don't underestimate my power
>>723746054
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGwX-471ES4&t=0m20s
>>723746230
That's sweet of you, for once I don't want to just bully each other.
Also reminds me that we didn't play a game together once. You have don't starve right?
>>723746096
Well, im not yours.
Night again.
>>723746548
Didn't we play a game of OW once? And yeah, I do have Don't Starve, didn't play much of it.
We could play when I'm on leave next weekend
>>723746635
Goodnight
>smug
>>723746290
>has ears and a tail
Proof she is a horse or any other animal
>>723746635
;-;
>>723746517
I'm going to bed now, good night :)
>>723746524
It's almost as if all personality disorders have overlapping tendencies as well and that's what makes them difficult to diagnose
>>723745838
Holy fuck that describes Shielder perfectly!
>>723746290
>>723746899
Personality "disorders" are just personality traits that society doesn't like, psychologists are Jews.
>>723746166
Only to you miku tried poking her nose where it doesnt belong
>>723746832
Goodnight Aya
>>723746938
Could it be?
>>723746871
>>723747189
Meant that goodnight for you, whoops
>>723746760
>Didn't we play a game of OW once?
I do not own the game you nigger, but you refused my bnet request some time ago.
We should try to get Tsuzu to join us too.
>>723746415
Thank you <3
>>723747163
>>723746911
be nice to everyone, girls. especially Mashy.
>>723746871
sweet dreams.
>>723746635
same as above.
>>723747103
At least psychologists know when to use a comma in their sentences.
>>723747320
I think Mash needs help.
>>723747189
I'm not Aya you stray.
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>>723747363
>(28)
When you say something so stupid an anon stops lurking just to correct you
>>723747421
maybe, but she needs love as well.
>>723747510
And the baby reverts to the only defense mechanism he knows.
>>723747559
And I was wrong how, exactly?
Ghost Recon Wildlands is actually pretty fun
>>723745640
Because Horo does not snore.
>>723747656
You aren't, I agreed with you.
>>723747249
Wait, I refused it?
Fucking kek
That's be fun, but Tsuzu is always on KSP lately
>>723747566
Cluster Bs are only capable of loving themselves.
>>723747767
Kind of confused, but alright. What they said wasn't stupid, it was just kind of funny to me.
>>723747806
I think so. Or maybe you just missed it entirely. My bnet account name isn't very recognizable tho.
He is, but maybe his addiction is broken as he started playing a random crappy MMO from what I know.
Or maybe it's our duty to save him from it.
How many IPs are in the thread now?
>>723748060
What's an IP?
>>723748093
Does this mean you have one proxy set up for each persona?
>>723747470
Is this you?
>>723747499
Fuck you I misclicked you fucking nigger, if you could read you would know that
>>723747853
yes, and? she's friendly, people don't need to dislike her behind her back.
Guess Misaki isn't here.
>>723748390
What's a misaki? Is that some asian-food the kids are eating these days?
>>723748044
Maybe you should've told me it was you then kek
Owait, I switched, but my bnet remains the same... fuck
He started talking about a mmo, but later was like "lol I meant to send it to Miku"
Maybe he doesn't deserve to be saved :^)
I like going on Yahoo Answers to the computer repair section and saying "Did you make sure you plugged it in first?"
They get so mad.
>>723748548
>dat
I like going to yahoo answers and reviving posts from 2006. ^-^
>>723745248
But that's saying Holo snores.
>>723748314
Jesus man calm down.
>>723745248
PIANO HOLO !
The winds are increasing, the storm is boiling. It's a nice night, is it not?
>>723748440
Misaki. The poster.
>>723748683
Hey anon, you gotta name?
>>723748684
Oh man those are the best. I remember when 4chan raided it and trolled everyone for weeks.
Claiming best girl
Morning /waifu/
>>723748937
it's a pretty okay night, sure. is there a reason you're waxing poetic?
>>723748937
There's a faint smell of blood in the air, screams echo occasionaly throughout the night.
Ah, it's so wonderful~
Is this Misaki someone special or close to you?
That's a nice name... Misaki..
>>723748703
No fuck you, you fucking bullying alcoholic
>>723749050
Hey Haruhi did you eat today?
>>723749109
evening.
>>723749235
i ate dinner
>>723748234
I have 31 computers running
>>723748548
But did they? :thinking:
>>723748314
It is.
>>723749499
I've missed you, what's been up man?
>>723749184
Wow, alright. See you later, then. Goodnight.
>>723748497
Pretty sure he doesn't deserve being saved but I'm a merciful person.
>>723749314
Is the electricity bill worth the shitposting potential? Or are the computers also farming bitcoins or something profitable like that?
>>723749729
I am bitcoin
>>723749699
night love <3
>>723749289
When I was 15 I repeatedly kicked the shit out of stray dog's ribs until its bones became soft and mushy.
>>723749314
Bunny!
>>723749842
i havent done that myself
will you come back to me?
>>723749699
Bye Spooki
Be sure not to go on another drunken rampage
>>723749842
Yes, hello
>>723743276
SHUT THE FUCK UP you stupid ugly nigger bitch. Your father is a whore. Your mother has AIDS. Get raped and die.
Faggot kike.
>>723749933
When did I do a drunken rampage?
>>723749123
No. I just like the soothing sound of a storm.
>>723749145
Misaki usually gives me advice on my situations.
>>723749268
Hai.
Is your waifu from that vallhalla game? Is it good?
>>723750037
You probably don't remember. It's okay, Spooki.
Get some rest.
-hug-
>>723749729
Fucking faggot is late on the pics smh
Reminds me of this Amatsu guy
>>723748548
Nicely done. Next question to ask is "did you turn it on after plugging it in?"
>>723750123
But when? I haven't gone full retard in a while.
>>723750034
I mean...
>Insults must be original
I think you passed this, at least.
>>723750097
oh, there's a literal storm. that's nice, then.
>>723750107
it's miserable. buy the game and play it until you get all the endings, and buy the soundtrack.
>>723749919
When I was 20 I got into a fight with some black dude who tried to mug me. I needed the $4 to get home and feed my sick father. So he and I fought, I was winning and then he pulled out a knife and I pulled out my brass knuckles and I made him swallow all his teeth.
>>723749954
Are you well?
>>723750179
Lmao
>>723750411
its good that you got it back
so when are you coming back to me?
>>723750411
I'm alive. You?
>>723749693
Nothing much. I've been spending more time with close ones, less at the thread. What about yourself?
So, how is everyone?
>>723750256
Miserable, eh? I've thought about getting it for some time now..
>>723750763
>ate
Listening to the soothing screams of a scared man.
you??
>>723750520
When I was 9 years old my friends and I would surround stray city cats and I would grab and swing them by the tail and toss them into oncoming traffic. I did that until I was 22.
>>723750549
I'm alive too! No more coughing up blood!!!!!!!
>>723750411
As dumb as it sounds, tech support sometimes has to ask those questions to save time on some calls.
>Muh moving picture box won't turn on!
Is it plugged in?
>YES
Is it on?
>*annoyed grunt*
>Oh. *click*
>>723750633
Hello. Are you feeling better?
>>723750849
I don't cough up blood
>>723750849
did your friends do it with you to the end?
also when are you going to come back to me?
>>723750763
honestly, it's pretty good. you don't save the world or anything, you just help bar patrons have a nice day and make friends. it's a nice story.
trying to beat the shmup minigame is a pain in the ass though.
>>723748703
That is not what it says
>>723750836
A bit dizzy. Been sleeping and napping for maybe 14h today..
>>723751072
I might actually get it since I've got nothing else to do this week really.
Well, work is being easy on me.
>>723750256
I mean, it's gone now.
>>723750034
Try harder.
>>723751218
if you do, go ahead and play the added content first. it's an updated version of the demo and prologue, and tied a bit of story stuff together.
>>723750883
Omg that's horrible
I should totally be tech support lol
They'll probably grinning as they're doing it too.
>>723750929
You're lucky then. Once you start coughing up blood then it's time to go to the hospital.
>>723751038
My friends didn't want to hangout with me after I did it the first time. When I was 13 I broke into a cop's house and stole his 9mm handgun, Nintendo 64 w/ games, chihuahua, ammo box full of bullets and took a hammer and broke his toilet and flooded the whole house.
>i really can't remember my password...
>>723751218
I envy your life
>Rory-sama
>>723751451
what games did you get?
make a new one then please come back
>>723751084
How come?
>>723751451
Well, yes. I imagine it would be.
I probably wouldn't though
>>723751218
How does one get that much sleep? I'm lucky if I can get 4 hours of sleep these days. Lucky bastard~
>>723751297
Probably a good thing with all of the marathon cooking sessions you've had lately.
>>723751451
You know they gotta be. I'd probably have a hard time not laughing at some people/banging my head on the desk if I dealt with it day in and day out.
>>723751324
still, I'm jealous. if I'm lucky, we'll get snow here, that's about it.
>>723751558
one reason is pretty obvious
>>723743220
Quit feeling like a beta cuck
http://betanomore.com
>>723751535
I got Pokemon, Donkey kong, And Super Mario 64 that my brother took and sold for like $20.
I'm not really a gamer so I gave it all to him.
I drowned the chihuahua in the river, I held it by it's leash for hours in the water until it get tired and gave up.
>>723751558
Do you not care about yourself?
>>723751695
They're probably get paid extra for fucking with people. Seems like a pretty easy job to do too.
I think they told that to my mom too once.
>>723751151
Ah, I get the dialect now. At first I thought it was a typo
>>723751979
Thanks, 'non
>>723751801
Is that the only reason?
>>723752057
Not really, no. I thought that was clear by now :o
>>723752057
no exciting games and you didnt just tie the leash somewhere?
come back to me please i need you
>>723751422
Is it a long game?
>>723751479
Yeah, don't. It's not really fun being always tired.
>>723751595
Wouldn't call that lucky. First it was weeks of just sleeping one or two hours at a time and now I'm constantly tired no matter how much I sleep.
>>723751783
Snow is always nice, no matter what time of year it is.
>>723752538
Not when it turns into slush it isn't.
>>723752365
maybe a dozen hours long, depending on your reading speed. it's mostly just a VN with mixing drinks thrown in.
>>723752538
snow is fine, living where the wind hurts your face is a little less so.
>>723752161
Do you care about anything..?
>>723752201
I couldn't tie the leash because I was pulling the dog away from me into the water and I didn't want it to swim back. I think when I was in middle school there was a bum trying to climb a fence to get inside a dump in the rain. He asked me for help and so I used my hands as a foot hold and lifted him onto the lock then I shoved his foot off the lock and he fell on his head and started having a seizure. I couldn't stop laughing and after a while someone called an ambulance, I don't know if he died from all the blood loss.
>Sonokawa
>>723752365
Im already feeling always tired. The fact you have 14 hours to sleep is what I envy.
>>723751695
Im yet to eat anything today. Tried to dry heave up the nothing in my stomach. Ended up sounding like rage vomit.