Let's write a letter to J.K. Rowling Two Words Per Post

>>723740250
My Cock

Fuck you.

>Kill yourself.

Because Harry

is gay

>>723740250
Licks balls

Gangrenous asshole

and british

and never

trust sasquatch

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is edgy

> Sidebar, if you don't put a return address, can people find out where a letter came from?

>>723740250
Nigger sperm

Lord of da rings wanna be

>>723740790
> Because if not, you know, I'd be willing to actually type this up, sign 4chan, and mail it.
> Unless you were already planning to, OP

Fucking wanker

>>723740250
>i'm 14 and i really wanna fuck you so bad pleasep lease please You're so fucking hot.. <3

Shit on/in

Allahu akhbar

>>723740949
U in the uk?

>>723740949
I'm typing it out. Aye, just copy the letter and spam jk rowling

my mouth

heil hitler jews did 9/11 Hitler did nothing amen

Ron's donger

Niggerfaggot

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>>723741130
Does anyone know calligraphy?

>>723741130
oh god yes
post pics when done

creamy vagina

>44 words, need 106 left

Seriously tho,

I have

with dildos

a massive

Nigger faggot.

Niggers aren't

His name

leviosa butthole

>>723741511
Sugary muff

jew cunt

asian dick

You guys couldn't form a sentence if your life depended on it

99 strength

Excess spaghetti

My nama Jeff

cow fetus

Harry poofter

Albus Dumbdore

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>>723740250
and not

If the age is on the clock then its ready for the cock

Fuck me

Jew sperm

dickem anoholious

Autistic children

ugly skank

Goddamnit you all suck at this and I'm in fucking tears

butterbar asshole

Literally who

poop vindaloo

>Aye, 92 words
58 left

mom's spaghetti

rainbow asscrack

>>723742142
Ron's tangy taste on his tongue

my heart

The kulaks deserved it

cucumber butthole

It's true

muhhamed pedophile

I know

allah anus

Jews 9/11

muslims bendover

pray jihad

IRA #1

quivering quim

Hitler fucker

Bananaposting kikes

queef on quran

>>723740250
old hag

queen fetus

Killing jews

Frozen niggerdick

Ogre smegma

Fuck me.

on gay

Muslim degenerate

Legendary author

spaghetti poo

datboi unicycle

Haha benis

Hagrids furious girth

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>Aye, Letter's done

Dubs Checkum

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>>723742995
Dear J.K. Rowling,
My Cock, Fuck you. Kill Yourself, Because Harry is gay, licks balls. Gangrenous asshole and british and never. Trust Sasquatch is edgy. Nigger Sperm, Lord of fucking Wanker. Shit on, allahu akhbar, my mouth. Heil Hitler, Ron's donger. Niggerfaggot, creamy vagina. Seriously tho, I have with dildos a massive nigger faggot. His name, leviosa butthole sugary muff jew cunt asian dick. 99 strength, excess spaghetti. My nama cow fetus "Harry poofter Albus Dumbdore" and not fuck me jew sperm. Dickem anoholious, autistic children, ugly skank. Butterbar asshole, literally who, poop vindaloo. Mom's spaghetti, rainbow asscrack, Ron's tangy. My heart, the kulaks, cucumber butthole. It's true muhhamed pedophile, I know allah anus. Jews 9/11 muslims bendover. Pray jihad, IRA #1. Quivering quim, Hitler fucker, Bananaposting kikes queef on quran. Old hag, queen fetus killing jews. Frozen niggerdick, ogre smegma. Fuck me, on gay muslim degenerate; Legendary author.

Sincerely,4chan

LET'S FORM ONE COHERENT SENTENCE YOU DUMB FUCKS

HAVE YOU RETARDS EVER EVEN HEARD OF A VERB

>>723743073
Nah.

>>723743073
>My Cock, Fuck you
I think this is a sentence-ish.

>>723740250
would tap

>>723743127
A what?

>>723743191
Considering she'll stop reading after that, probably doesn't even matter

>>723743026
Will you post it on twitter or what?

>>723743284
Spam this copypasta

>>723743026
Sincerely, that's so impersonal. Why not "with love"

>>723743073
>>723743191
>Fuck me, on gay muslim degenerate; Legendary author.

Yeah thats kinda poetic.

>>723743026
>Heil Hitler, Ron's donger
fucking hell my sides

>>723743380
"With desire"

>>723743447
"Forever yours"

>>723743380
>>723743447
>"With Dicks."

>>723743254
My sides man

>>723743380
"Always and forever"

>>723743526
Ayy, I agree to with dicks

Your mom

>>723743026
Wishing you a smooth and troublefree menopause

>>723740250
dongle

>>723743703
> Then accurately point out the date and time of her next menopause

>>723743819
Wait I'm a fucking retard I had menstrual cycle in my brain

Splendifity manglepies

>>723740250
Thats not J K

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Sybil Danning

>>723743870

I remember my first menopause...

Satan

>>723744755
JK Rowling is the true form of Sybil Danning when she doesnt wear the skin suit.

>>723744771
Me too. It tasted like cranberries and regret

Duck that SJW cunt anyway. Next week on CNN "4Chan virtually rapes J.K Rowling"

Buck futter

Let's do another one, but let's try to make it coherent (and insulting :v)
>Dear J.K Rowling