hey /b/, My boyfriend just broke up with me. ask a single mom

от куда в России? я сейчас с русской в Сибири, но я австралиец.

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>>723739416

>>723739416
What made you think coming to /b/ was a good idea?

>>723739416
i know this is bait but have you considered working in a strip club?. Your hot and can make a lot of money. There are lots of single moms working as strippers.

>>723739416
I am 44 in america, want to come be my girlfriend?

>>723739416
How much for the kid

>>723739416
Tits & TS or GTFO

>>723739416
masha?

>>723739416
want to marry and American man and move to New York?

>>723739416
Post tits please omfg why would somebody break up with you you're so fucking sexy but that child makes you like a 5/10 tho.

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itt

>>723739416
tits or gtfo bitch

>>723739706
Hold on there champ. Your coming across too needy and desperate.

>>723739552
FInally, someone who gets it.

I live in the U.K.
Want to come and live with me? I'm a heroin addict with hepatitis but it's not the bad kind and I have such a big heart

>>723739416
tits for proof then I ask question

>>723739802
I am desperate I would rape her

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>>723740024
haha. and you're honest!

>>723739416
Masha! you annoying cunt

>>723740267
Actually it is the bad kind of hepititus I just wanted to look like more of a catch

>>723739416
Here's your problem. You have a kid.

But that's just my opinion. Mothers are an instant deal breaker for me. Tits go from perky to saggy, tummy goes from flat to scarred with stretch marks, vagina goes from vagina to gaping wound. On top of that, I could never raise another man's child. I also have to wonder how awful the woman is that the man would rather abandon his child than deal with her.

But that's just my opinion.


My question is what kind of meal plan should I adopt if I want to burn off fat without sacrificing muscle?

Show us your pretty mommy butthole. We will then give you advise on how to use this butthole to fix your economic situation.

>>723740718

Meh. Women who look like that after kids are a minority of the female population. She could easily go for some chump who has a good job but is socially awkward and latch herself on to him.

>>723739657
Seconded

>>723740718
<------ /fit/ is that way, and you'll never be xyzz

>>723739416
nudes?

ditch the kid and ill fuck you till you mess it up between us like you did your ex, OP.

green card for duel Canadian US citizen?

>>723739416
Sorry to hear things didn't turn out the way you hoped OP. What happened?

>>723741444
>>723741444
checked

>>723741411
>xyzz
wut?

>>723739416
where in the UK I may be able to help in exchange for services

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If you give me sex whenever I want it, I'll help you reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight