Waifu claiming thread.
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>>723736486
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
カラミチーマス
>>723738527
I don't know, it's a pretty good show.
>>723738451
The truth hit me like a brick wall.
>>723738197
It's nice to hear from you, but also nice to hear you were worried.
Now I'm even more curious to find out how you have been.
>>723739062
Yes you did
>>723738987
Did they do something to hurt you?
what music would your waifu listen to
>>723739078
Don't tell me how to live my life
>>723739214
It's okay, it happens to everyone
>>723739227
Probably classical
>>723739143
Brb kms
>>723739218
Shut up and bully me faggot
>>723739227
Probably some pop or something, I've got no clue
Sorry making chicken sandwich!
>Shielder claimed ^^
>>723738263
Because I don't care for rurus~
>>723738334
i don't follow those either, alice
>>723738391
im not wanted here, though
>>723738393
for some reason i never cared about her body, only what's on the inside
>>723738484
i didn't! it's just my perception is saying he's bad news
>>723738527
because i have the best waifu!
>>723738542
im sorry... my budget is $25 a month
>>723738559
i mostly like roleplaying anyway
>>723738866
im very sorry...
>>723739227
Mozart, that, or Salieri.
>>723739344
Nein
Best girls
The chart anon is decently accurate.
Decent
Wamuu is the best waifu.
>>723739414
I'm glad he gave me a friendliness of 2. But I think it should be lower
>>723739344
>Missed the (you)
sorry
I totally understand needing rest, just lemme know if your schedule ever frees up!
>>723739218
It just feels like he's toying with me~
Do you know some german or just nein?
>>723739385
Excellent taste right there, very austrian
>>723739469
You are friendly enough to me
>>723739414
which one tho
>>723739414
Chartbro's back? Awesome!
>>723739441
false
>>723739227
Contemporary classical, I'm guessing.
Or she would not care at all.
>>723739272
Is there anything else I should be aware of.
>>723739272
Arisu~
>>723739131
hehe anon you a real cutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AMOuIgja44
Hi
>>723739484
if you are free tomorrow can you do the character thing with me?
>>723739505
Dei Gratia
>>723739344
is she IDF ?
>>723739227
classical
>>723739505
Nacht der untoten and thats about it. And you should know im poly...
>>723739538
No. I'm a terrible person and not friendly at all
>>723739577
I may or may not be the creator of waifu threads
>>723739587
Hello
I'm not sure who you are
>>723739608
Tet~
>>723739353
I figured you might
>>723739353
So he's basically a spy of some sort.
>>723739599
Bring back Hitoha.
>>723739659
>>723739227
techno and dubstep on blast 24/7
>>723739353
You seem like a "lmao so random xD" faggot
>>723739394
Aliens aren't people
>>723739484
I will, it looks really fun and I'd love to help smooth it out
>>723739631
Rude, you can't just assume that because she's Israeli made she is IDF.
>>723739185
Anything happened with that girl?
>>723739353
Maash
Care to get drunk with me?
>>723739569
Yeah and for some reason he thinks I am dumb. I am pretty damn sure I am the smartest one here
>>723739541
The one that is not the other
>>723739659
I think I am a worse person. So I have been told by every single person in my life
>>723739635
Ah fair enough
Poly?
>>723739631
For what tho
Claim?
>>723739836
very accurate
>>723739659
Alice~
Sorry is this taken?
>>723739813
it was a question, I didn't say she was, I'm sorry
>>723739849
to hire you for free?
>>723739353
Boyfriend!
>>723739915
yes
>>723739761
>>723739836
That's okay, we can be horrible together tbh fampai
>>723739912
Best kitty who kills shit
>>723739813
Duh theyre aliens
>>723739849
Means i have more than 1 loves
>>723739659
Next thing I know you'll be my father.
In which case, I'm sorry for dropping out of college.
>>723739538
He tends to be with people he likes.
>>723739725
>>723739631
Tomorrow?
Hmm
Yeah, I could do that! I'm meeting up with some people in the middle of the day to play some tabletop, but I have 3 hours before and plenty of time afterwards.
>>723739227
Classical.
>>723739813
My main concern right now is balance and simplicity.
Right now, I'm working on a step by step guide to making a character.
>>723739353
I see how it is
How much are you willing to pay for a laptop you want
>>723739414
Hmm
>>723739608
Hola
>>723739979
>>723739963
F-Free? What gave you that idea
>>723739981
Oh, I- I don't know if this works for me then...
>>723739836
He decided that I was med/high
I think he was just flattering me though... Well, it worked!
>>723740040
It's okay son, I forgive you
>>723740107
No thanks m8
>>723740071
Huggu~
>>723740118
Its not for everyone. If anything i wouldnt do anything qith any one else in front of you.
>id rather be straight up at first then lie/keep a secret
Dr.Stein is best Husbando :y
>>723740061
hopefully, we are free at the same time. Also these threads fly by way too fast don't you think
>>723740118
Deus eum sibi
>>723740195
send nudes
>>723739608
h-hello~
>>723739687
if you want me to stay i'll stay...
>>723739718
m-maybe, i'm not sure... i just get an uneasy feeling about them
>>723739813
i am~
>>723739817
i wish i cold but i'm not old enough yet
>>723739968
i don't think im ready to open up my heart yet
>>723740053
You were a lot more friendly with people when you posted her.
hi
>>723740195
Good enough validation for me.
I knew you could be nice.
>>723739414
Nice joke.
>>723739817
Unfortunately I do not get to see her until Tuesday.
Also unfortunately I lost confidence and motive.
>>723739891
As I always am
>>723740040
Who doesn't he like?
>>723740071
Do you not agree?? I didn't see your ranking btw
>>723740144
If I say you are a qt will that flatter you?
>>723740297
Nope
>>723740327
Nice name
>>723740355
I try my best
>>723740307
I know
It's terrifying
>>723740071
i wanna buy a cheap refurbished one first. I want to get used to having a computer before I drop $5k on a monsterous tier rig with 3 screens
>>723739608
Hey
>almost everyone says classical
you're all nerdlords.
>>723740306
Id like you to stay but if you would want to come back in a bit when its more quiet i would understand
>>723740282
Yeah, I'll letcha know when I wake up! You seem smart, it shouldn't take a super long time to make a character~
They totally do, but only during the day
they're nice and cozy and slow at night
>>723740306
Mmm but you're old enough to be out searching for a dom?
>>723740327
Hello! :D
>>723740477
What do you like? Classical is fine because I learned how to play it.
>>723740282
God himself something... what
>>723740261
Fair enough, I'll have to see how things work out with Jelly though
>>723740422
We can just say it was all part of the persona.
>>723740477
My waifu would listen to classical as it is the only genre present in her world.
>>723740477
kek
what about your waifu?
>>723740514
hi
>>723740555
how are you
>>723740645
Hi
I'm fine
How are you hi?
>>723740477
Nadeko would listen to J pop
>>723740489
>you seem smart
been getting that a lot around here makes me doubt the intelligence of everyone else
>>723740584
idk its been years was that not right?
>>723740584
Just let me know
>pats head
>>723740486
i dont think alice even goes to sleep
>>723740490
yes im older than 17~
>>723740497
hey anon what's up?
>>723740385
Yus it will! But I'm terrible at taking compliments and overthink everything >.<
>>723740385
I have to disagree
>>723739849
ay yo add me on discord
ryrux#3940
come join us in /waifu/
>>723740465
>>723740306
>>723740071
How are you guys?
>>723740589
It's not like I act how I do now in real life either.
>>723740736
So you will stay then?
>>723740731
..Well, comparatively, yeah
Some people on the thread are a bit slower than others
>>723740380
arrrrrghhhh
Avoid masturbating at least until you get a yes or no
You'll get your confidence and motivate back for sure.
>>723740736
So you're actually 17?
>implying I wouldn't
>>723740724
im fine
>>723740736
nothing like usual
>>723740385
It's decent yeah. Some of it being inaccurate about certain anons is funny
>>723740454
Oh. Sure then dude
>5k
Holy fuck dude. Have you done any research before making something that expensive?
>>723740825
Doing well. A bit of studies atm. You?
>>723740385
Quite a few people, less than he would like to admit.
Including himself.
>>723740825
im more concerned about how you're doing, Teh~
>>723740825
whats up my dude
im still here to make 4c great again and host it
>>723740858
only for you...
>>723740903
Are you sure?
>>723740857
I'd say a good chunk of people doesn't, to be honest.
The wonders of the internet.
>>723740731
I know wether latin nor greek, so I have no damn clue
>>723740734
I will
Hola.
>>723740889
no lol
i'm older than 17 but i'm not old enough to drink yet
>>723740903
you seen sad, why are you sad?
>>723740977
sure
>>723740875
hi
>>723740825
Ehh
Some worries here and there
Yourself? Still playing?
>>723740875
yeah I know what you mean.
>>723740926
a cute
>>723741006
you lead me astray I thought you knew ! scandalum
>>723740306
Sometimes I learn to not care unless it gets personal
>>723740889
I only wish I had the balls to even talk to her.
She's getting a suspicious feeling now, because we use the same hall to exit the school, and when I turned a corner to go down the stairs it's like she knew I was gonna be there. She just looked for a second and carried on.
Am I gonna die?
>>723740780
I don't know if I'm ready for that yet
Plus must sleep, bye Aya/Tali/everyone
>>723741145
You didn't seem sure was all. That's good to hear though
Why no name?
>>723740573
valid reasoning
>>723740605
more valid reasoning
>>723740605
s y n t h w a v e
>>723741210
good night
>>723741210
Goodnight ai
>>723741128
because
>>723741215
i dont need one
Is anyone older than 25 here??!?
>>723740747
Kinda wanna bully you now
>>723740752
Name an instance
>>723740915
He didn't even rate himself that high
>>723740923
What about yourself?
>>723741307
Right back then with the charts guy
>>723741284
What's the matter anon? You seem down
>>723739097
:>
>>723740971
Thats sweet of you. thank you.
>>723740915
i just don't want to have any set backs when I buy a computer and then certain games can't play on it and then i have to buy a new video card a month later, etc
http://www.logicalincrements.com/
so i'm just going to go crazy on this website
>>723741154
D:
-//-
>>723741185
something just doesn't seem right about them
>>723741284
tell me...
>>723740915
>>723740926
Pretty decent~ Im just browsing the net while listening tv shows.
>>723740935
?
>>723741149
Oh, i see. Hopefully the worries go away soon..! No, im not playing anymore. And you know what that means~
>>723740414
How's it going?,
>>723741001
It's not wonderful at all, I forgot which persona was real.
>>723741145
Hello!
>>723741210
Sweet dreams!
>>723741217
Thank you.
>>723741154
I just wish I wasn't always at work for that..
>>723741307
There's a few who are.
>>723741477
> I forgot which persona was real.
That sounds pretty scary.
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
Hello /waifu/~
I'm quite bored this evening.. save me
>>723741440
that's a nice butt.
>>723741440
lewd is not a cute
she is a cute when you dont lewd her
>>723741487
what do you mean?
>>723741128
Uggh you're just playing with me now, stop being such a flirtatious fag :o
>>723741185
Lol relax
You're not going to die. You might have momentary humiliation and then it's over. Stop jerking off, you'll get your will power back in a few days.
Look at me, fooling around with Mash, I haven't jerked off for only 2-3 days.
>>723741307
i could be 25 for you if you want
>>723741421
not as sweet as your lips.......
>>723741464
are you watching the Oscars? I'm only watching to see how much they bash Trump~
>>723741574
You can talk to me anon, what's eating you?
>>723741574
tell me or i'll get mad
>>723741574
How are you?
>>723741618
I'm almost always at work when the threads are slow
>>723741307
I'm 22.
More than likely. He's just a bit idiotropic, he warms up to you after a time like a lost puppy.
>>723741701
http://bwaifu.chatango.com/
>>723741363
He is who he is and is not who he is not. We don't need to get into epistemology now anon.
>>723741386
*cleans you up*
>>723741402
That is in fact younger than 25
>>723741655
I just feel old is all...
>>723741796
A lot of 20 year olds here. Kinda surprised. Thought this group would be younger.
Also, puppies are cute so I am fine with that
>>723741783
ah, what do you do in work?
>>723741307
I am 25 if that counts?
Don't bully me! D: Pls?
>>723741897
Fast food, I really dislike my job.
>>723741655
Noo.. Not at all. The Oscars sound really boring, even if there would be talk about trump and stuff.
>>723741581
lewd butt!
>>723741610
thank you~
>>723741618
she's my waifu, i do what i want!
>>723741649
don't worry i'm an adult!
and yeah fooling around with me is a nono
>>723741889
you're only old until your hair turns grey
if you keep that mentality you'll have a nice life
>>723741307
A few
True
>>723741440
Why not just get something for $900? Save the money dude
Never seen that site before tbh
>>723741464
Uh what? People do that?
>>723741472
It's going alright. You?
>>723741581
Go for a jog
>>723741701
Waaa? Awake already?
Ruri confirmed bully
>>723741440
Like I said, don't worry about it unless it's personal.
>>723741649
Oh, no the masturbation part I'm alright with. The literal fact she may kill me is what I would worry.
>>723741972
I hope it gets better for you, lord knows you deserve it
>>723742030
so be it she must be lewd
bye
>>723741765
sorry no
>>723741663
not now
>>723742030
>you're only old until your hair turns grey
I started graying at 15 though.
>>723741464
I hope they go away, they're pretty distracting
Oh! Made some decent progress in Dark Souls?
And I know what that means, now you can be mine :^))
>>723742122
Okay, I'll be around a while yet if you decide you want to talk
>>723741655
Heh.
>>723742104
Thank you~
It's only for now, I'm sure. Few more years and I'll have my degree.
>>723742044
He never sleeps when I tell him to! He's such a bad person~
>>723742030
What a tease
>>723742086
Why would she kill you?
>>723741988
lol i find it boring too, can you believe they think they're better than MMA and the Superbowl? They're crazy!
>>723742043
if i go for nine-hunner i'll be buying new parts every time a new game comes out!
>>723742086
why are you protecting them?
you wouldn't lewd your waifu even if she was begging for it?
>>723742122
oh you want sono to come here right? im sorry please don't feel bad. good bye
>>723742151
Damn nigger take some copper supplements it'll help you.
>>723739963
She goes to Seishou Academy
>>723739981
That means they don't have rights
>>723740061
That would be super helpful, cause I was pretty confused
>>723740306
>Being proud of that
>>723742044
No.
>>723742051
Linking that old thing was a terrible idea.
>>723742030
>you're only old until your hair turns grey
>if you keep that mentality you'll have a nice life
What if you go bald though? Does an egg never age?
There is a disturbing lack of 2hu here.
>>723742195
d-don't heh me.. i'm serious!
>>723742385
you'll get shunned by for lewding me, even if i want you to...
>>723741889
32 here, it can be lonely near the top, but the view is quite nice.
>>723742470
Bulli me gently~
>>723742388
copper likely wouldn't reverse it, so I'm just letting it gray. it's better than balding.
>>723742451
It's easier when you actually have the physical character sheet, too..
>>723742451
does hse enjoy it?
>>723742208
I've never asked what are you studying, I'm sure Ive told you what I'm doing
>>723742451
kay~
>>723742524
baka balding is natural and it happens to 3 billion people around the world and it starts at a young age, doesn't mean you're old!
>>723742388
It's saving you money though dude. You're sorta going overboard imo. I never her why people need 3 monitors. A few shed light on for 2 monitors
>>723742663
it will work, don't be so quick to shoot things down
so baka
>>723742043
People probably don't but i do. I treat it like a podcast.
>>723742164
Hmm, not really, no. Haven't played it in few days..
>>723742388
They do? Haha, that's funny~
Out of their minds they are~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-jJPKHm2VQ
Hey guys check out my youtube channel
>>723741970
It counts! Welcome to the old people's club! Also, if you say it like that, how can I not bully you!
>>723742030
Can other hair colors besides black turn grey?
>>723742567
I only know of one poster older than you. Congrats on being the oldest
>>723742451
No it means they have alien rights instead of human rights
>which are prettty much the same except with different wording
>>723742668
I..think? My memory is pretty awful, though..
What are you studying?
I'm undecided now, I switched recently to that
>>723742543
2hu a shit
>>723742665
That as well, I remember reading about 5e at first and I was confused as fuck
>>723742668
She loves it!
>>723742710
Consider suicide tbh
>>723742912
They can't be raped though
>Which means I can do whatever I want~