A WORLD WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE by Anon This is a story of a little

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Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? And those clothes are all wrinkled, son. I must iron them." However, when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there.

You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.

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>>723735873
Oh hey it's a trump cuck

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"Oh well," she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.

Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.

Well, this was a sight: no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even Mom's hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. Walker, well, you get the picture.

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Mom told Theo, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store." Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan.

So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop. Theo yelled to his Mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck."

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>>723736083
No, you've misidentified your average SJW cuck, you dumb coal burner.

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"Well, son," she said, "Let me finish washing these clothes, and we will prepare a list for the grocery store." When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.

Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So, Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.

Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen.

>>723736049
>alternative facts

>>723735873
Fuck off nigger. None of those are mechanical or worthy of mention. They are all eventual or incidental. Zero impact on advancement, nigger.

>>723735873
Oh sweet you telling me black people invented all these thigns to serve their white masters better? Sheeeiiit nigga, we wuz geniuses yo!

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As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press. Theo and his mother decided just to head out to the market.

Well, when Theo opened the door, he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, John Burr, a black man, invented the lawn mower. They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They also noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.

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>>723736768
A German named Heidelberg invented the press, you dumb fuck. Get your nigger praising to reddit.

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Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries, and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs, and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So, they just left the food on the counter.

By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know? Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summertime, they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner.

How about a world populated exclusively by Blacks? Can you do that one instead? You seem to be praising Black people, by flaunting their achievemnts, acting as if humanity must bow down to the Blacks because they created everything we rely on. Can humanity prosper, or even exist using inventions exclusively discovered by Blacks?

>>723735873
Then they realized they had no electricity, because of no white people. They also had no vaccines for polio, so young Theo became crippled, because no white people were there to invent it. They also couldn't treat sickle cell with antibiotics, because there were no white people, so they became deathly sick. In their last moments, they enjoyed their ironed clothes, neat hair, and shoes while dying in agony, eating from a jar of peanut butter, invented by a black man.

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>>723735873
Thanks Obama. We miss you man.

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It was almost time for Theo's father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus, but there was no bus, because its precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson.

He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator.

He also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox, and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.

>>723735873
XDDDD

If you look any of these up, you'll see that the niggers merely improved previous inventions.

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Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands. When the father arrived, he asked, "Why are you sitting in the dark?" Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.

Theo quickly learned more about what it would be like if there were no black people in the world, especially if he were ever sick and needed blood. Dr. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world's first blood bank.

Well, what if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open-heart surgery.

So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people? Well, it's pretty plain to see. We would still be in the DARK!

all man equal no brainer

>>723736193

i got this far

combs are thousands of yours old and dont even get me started on brushes

propagander bullshit thats just not needed

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>>723737362
As a actual american that has been watching all this shit unfold on /b/ it is my duty to fight the russian spamming machine and tell it to fuck off by posting this message in every russian shill thread I see at least once. Your not quite right use of american slang, archaic metaphors, adjectives and weird ass sentence structure outs you. Idk if it's just google translate or what, but your english sucks. It sounds awkward, archaic, and weird.

I know the NSA is watching us too, you faggots can thank us, the real americanfags, who don't fall for this shit, for doing our own little online campaign. Thank us by not busting us for dl'ing movies and please do what you can to make marijuana legal, or at least keep it legal in the states that made it legal. Also, I'll remove the camera cover on my laptop so you guys can watch me masturbate again, if that's what you want.

That is how you can repay us.

Most of us don't really care too much about american politics, but it's the least we can do since we are here anyway and this is our country too. We can point out the shills and the weird ass Trump dick sucking disinformation barrage the russian shills are spamming on the internet so that the dumbshits don't get fooled into thinking any of this is actually real dialogue, support, or enthusiasm for such blatant hate, fear and panic mongering by a foreign entinty targeting us via social media.

We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal nutcases that endorse the murder or generalized and targeted hate of an entire group of people just because of their religion or race. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb faggots. We aren't and we won't.

>>723737652
Woah CopyMasta, calm down there

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>>723737753
fuck off, Ivan. I'm off work all day so I have time. looks like you're working though.

>>723737753
Don't bite his bait, fucktard.

>>723738004
Don't TAKE the bait. Work on your english, comrade.

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This entire thread reads like a CNN article lol

>>723737860
Ivan thinkin, you sure russian this thread when someone made a good point calling out the cyka piece of shit op, whose either a glorious troll or a bot. Btw, good job, this trains the newfags to be less newfaggy.
>>723738142
OH MY! You're reich - I did nazi that coming. I really need to learn to concentrate. Btw you can bite bait too, taking the bait is just chan colloquialism. Have a good one you glorious basterdade!