Told my wife we could only keep it if you guys named it something...

queef ball

Name it cucklord

>>723732371
Im gay
You also can't tell anyone that's your dog's name. When they ask you what your dog's name is, you have to respond with "I'm gay". When you call it, you can only vary your volume or pitch, don't add any other words.

Punished Messi

Negrito

capitalism kills

Mcfagington

Le cut inside man

poopy monkey

>>723732371
Doggie mcDogface

>>723732371
scoobs

Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssu

Milton

>>723732630
Reroll

waffle sock

>>723732844
KYS FAGGOT

booger honkey

>>723732754
Re-roll

Nehgro

Cunt destroyer. CD for short

say nigger

>>723732955
winrar

>>723732955
Winnar

>>723732844

To the shelter it is, then. Dammit.

>>723732371
Cunt Destroyer

>>723732955
chicken dinner

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>>723732844

Capitalist Pig

>>723732371

nugger

Dogger

>>723732371
assrape-with-toast
triple barrel name

>>723733053
If you're really OP, you're fucking autistic.

>he he the guys will name my dog mom he he thats the only way ill keep this he he itll be so sick and dank and ill and dope he he itll really piss off those normies huh mom

Whatever, shut the fuck up Simon

>he he thanks mom

fuggers

>>723732371
DickSuckingMachine

>>723733323
NO U

cuntrer

Your dog looks like a cat

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>>723733304
Then he's like

>MILTON?!?!?!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOM KILL THE DOG KILL IT RIGHT NOW

Ol double nickel don't lie

STOMP ON IT'S HEAD OP! KILL IT!

>>723732844
>>723732844
>>723732844
WINRAR

OP your dog's name is either Milton or you'll always have to live with the fact that you were too much of a pussy to follow through

shark

Stormbjørk

>>723733643
What part of fun don't you understand faggot

>>723734001
Completely cucking everyone of a fun name is fun, daft cunt

>>723732371
Furfag McFurgerson

post more pics of Milton
so CUTEeeeeeeeeeee

Hitler

>>723732371
Sir Vix

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>>723734624

Milton... dammit guys. (He will always be DickSuckingMachine to me...)

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>>723734001
>Sage goes in all fields

For you newfriends, typing Sage in the options field prevents your post from bumping a fucking retarded thread where an autistic OP is trying to give his dog a "rad, edgy numbers that will totally freak out the squares"

Do your part; Sage this thread and tell OP he's a shithuffing faggot

>>723735075
Also I meant numbers but I'm high on biker crank

>>723732371
Crazy Eyed Killa

>>723735213
I mean name, also I forgot to sage this thread

>>723734980
first name last name

Hitler

Goulash

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>>723735411

>>723735633
The dog's name is already Milton, nice worthless dubs faggot

>>723732844
Hahaha btfo with all your "hilarious" names.

All hail Milton, master of furry four legged shit dropping noise machines.

Now you can follow it around and tell it, "go poopie Milton, go poopie"

>>723735953
>The dog's name is already Milton
Why give the dog a faggot name?

>>723736393
first dubs

>>723736371
You sound cringey as shit

>>723736584
You sound like you've got a dick up your ass at this very moment, it appears to be affecting your mood.

>>723736726
>>723736584

I've got lemon wedges. Who wants lemon wedges?

>>723737631
Feel free to bring some extra salt.