With all the archeological evidence proving the Bible is correct,

>>723729347

A talking snake and a boat full of animals that clash with each other that also haven't destroyed the boat or killed Noah.

Your book has wierd things written in it.

>>723729347
Shit bait.

SAGE

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>>723729750

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>>723729347

Noah, that guy that was 950 years old... yeah, sure.

Op, do you look at a beautiful cloud and scream "ATHEISTS THINK THAT FORMED BY CHANCE"

You people seriously are just too fucking dumb to wrap your heads around how reality works, so you resort to the explanation of magic.

Such a joke.

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>>723730042
>>723730078
STOP.
THIS IS WHAT OP WANTS

>>723729347
I'm atheist.
The bible is just a collection of historical stories. Features a dude named god. Just a dude or possibly alien.
The reason the "prophecies" come true is because everything is a cycle/rotation. Stuff is based on hostorical knowledge to know the future. Especially with astrology.
Everything is

>>723730252
>This triggers the autism

Dumb atheists actually believe we evolved from monkeys THEN WHY ARE THERE STILL MONKEYS?

>>723730078

Satan = Morpheus
Apple = Red pill
Adam & Eve = Neo
Garden of Eden = The Matrix

The lesson here is that the world is fucking awesome! so long as you choose to remain blissfully ignorant. Once you begin to seek knowledge, you see the world for how it really is.

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>>723730958
Dumbshits like you who make threads like these have something worse than autism. It hasn't been discovered yet, but dear Christ I hope someone has mercy on you.

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>>723731118

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>>723729347
changing the picture doesn't make it any less obvious

fuck off g hannelius guy

>>723731182

Whoops. Adam & Eve should have been Neo & Trinity.

>>723731118
Why are their still wolves if dogs exist anon? Because you don't actually understand how evolution works.

>>723732418
Because dogs didn't evolve from wolves, that's why

>>723729347
my chinese culture is 6,000 years old so if noahs flood wiped out mankinds how come chinese history never stopped being written?

Athiests.... We actually belive the Big Bang made that

>>723729828
Agreed

>>723732939
SO? People can write anything down and claim its history.

The Flood happened.

>>723732881
Well anon, people more intelligent than you are able to 100% confirm this by looking at a kind of schematic that all living things have called DNA.

You can even breed them with wild wolves because they technically are still wolves. What's your excuse for being so uninformed that you don't know this?

>>723732945
(You)

>>723733484
yeah like the bible
hahahaha

>>723733490
>Technically are still wolves
So they haven't evolved. Thank you anon.

>>723733584
The Bible is ordained truth. Some Chinese bullshit written by satanically possessed Confucian bastards is falsehoods.

>>723733817
Yes they have evolved, they're a different sub-species and are genetically distinct from wild wolves. How does it feel to be this stupid?

>>723729347
there is no evidence that supports the bible, sorry kiddo

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>>723729347

The great thing about scientific facts is that they will continue to remain true no matter how hard pretend they don't.

It literally is irrelevant what you believe

>>723733817
https://x-evolutionist.com/using-the-dog-kind-of-animal-to-disprove-evolution/

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Atheists just want to see the world burn and make people die

>>723734397
sorry kid but Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, and Pol Pot were Christian

https://richarddawkins.net/2014/10/the-atheist-atrocities-fallacy-hitler-stalin-pol-pot/

>>723729347
There's no archeological evidence.
There's no geological evidence.
There's no science in the Bible.
The morals of the Bible are fucked up.

>>723734621
Hitler was baptized and a member of the Catholic Church until his suicide.

The others I'd be a little more skeptical of them being Christians.

But Christians committed endless atrocities throughout history!

>>723729750
>A talking snake
Parrots talk.
>a boat full of animals that clash with each other that also haven't destroyed the boat or killed Noah.
The animals on the boat were herbivorous.

>>723729347
man of faith here. why the fuck do you think a book that speaks in metaphors is a literal record of creation.

>>723735139
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Only a Christian could be so stupid.

So, how do we have carnivores today if there were none on the boat? Also, the bible never differentiates between carnivores and herbivores, it just states that two of every animal were on the boat.

How did koalas and kangaroos get to the boat from Australia?

Also, parrots don't "talk," they imitate.

>>723735139
Snakes don't have vocal cords you stupid religifag.

>>723735663
and then there's the fact that the snake is a metaphor for the darkest impulses human beings have.

>>723735454

I heard that this is why unicorns and dragons don't exist anymore because he couldn't get them on the boat.

>>723735663
Like God couldn't make a snake speak if he wanted it too. Dumbass.

>>723735862
This creatures are not in the Bible.

Hail Trump!

>>723734397
Add God killing entire planet with flood on Christianity side.
Oh no, they where sinners and deserved it so that does not count

>>723735454
>So, how do we have carnivores today if there were none on the boat?
How some mammals are carnivores if they only drinked milk when young?
>Also, the bible never differentiates between carnivores and herbivores, it just states that two of every animal were on the boat.
It's implied they are herbivores, because otherwise some would eat others...
>How did koalas and kangaroos get to the boat from Australia?
Did you know that the continents were not in the exact same place they are now?
>Also, parrots don't "talk," they imitate.
And how do they imitate? By talking.

>>723735862
actually according to the catholics they killed unicorns because they blasphemed by having the power to resurrect the dead. i forget thier bullshit excuse for dragons but i think it was dragons were emissaries of satan or something.

>>723735454
The Lord clearly guided most of the marsupials to Australia post flood for some special purpose.

If mammals evolved why would there be marsupials left you retard.

>With all the archeological evidence proving the Bible is correct

Except, no....

I like the bible. It does not make any sernce at all. People fuck their kids, first people on the planet go to the city, talking animals, killing witches, building ship 500 feet long to save all existing animals (only one pair of each so they will inbreed just like people), no proof to anything, ten rules you have to live by, many fairy tales etc. It is pretty good scifi book. No wonder it is bestseller. More absurd is only 50 shades of Joseph

>>723729750
you're talking about man-made religion.

there's something far deeper than what humanity has made religion itself because of greed.

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>>723729347
The archaeological evidence is meaningless because the people who wrote the Bible books obviously would have had a basic working knowledge of the world that they lived in. When archaeologists prove that the Bible was accurate in regards to certain historical facts, this only means that the author wasn't completely retarded.

There are no respected geologists who believe the global flood of Genesis ever happened.

There are also no Biblical prophecies coming true. Zero. The only remotely impressive one in the entire Bible was the one about Cyrus the Mede freeing the Jews from Babylon, but even that can't be proven to have been written BEFORE the events it speaks of.

The Bible is full of errors, inconsistencies, and tribal bullshit. Anyone who continues to look to it as a reliable guide to anything except ancient Jewish narcissistic lunacy in this age is an idiot.

>>723736829
what prophecies the book of revelations relates to events happening at the time it was written.

>>723736931
And what revelations prophecies relate to events happening ever?

>>723736931
Revelation is full of vague, symbolic bullshit. You can interpret it any way you want. Most early Christians didn't even want it in the canon.

>>723737156
the book of revelations isn't a prophecy but a metaphor laden message about current events and assurances that the dark times the writer and the reader were to pass and both writer and reader should keep the faith

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>>723731118
>Being this stupid

>>723737416
So not actual prophecy, but vague metaphorical bullshit. Got it.

Humans did evolve from apes. Not a modern ape, but it was still an ape. Saying we didn't evolve from apes is as retarded as saying we didn't evolve at all.

>>723737416
"Readers" being people of the first century AD. I'm sure their dark times have passed.

>>723736829
At least you are not so blind you can admit that the archaeological records align with the Bible.

Lots of scientists are believers and can see the truth of biblical events such as the flood. Even if no geologists believed in the flood evidence it wouldn't mean the flood evidence isn't there. The truth is there!

The Bible says the rocks will cry out and they do.

>>723729347
cosmology and archaeology aside, taking little girls as sex slaves after a genocide is wrong

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>>723736130
Dragons and unicorns are mentioned in the bible?

>>723737770
We actually still are apes. We're more closely related to chimps than chimps are to gorillas.

>>723737760
illustrative license with apocalyptic symbolism

>>723737933
catholic teachings during the middle ages taught what happened to all the "magical animals" and was taught as fact for nearly 400 years

>>723737937
no, black people are apes. we're just the more evolved form of niggers.

>>723737926
Name one scientist who believes the Biblical flood happened, I'll look him up and see if he's legit, or some lunatic that's been discredited by everyone else in his field.

>>723738096
No, all humans are apes. What family do you think humans belong to chief?

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If we came from monkeys, then why do monkeys still exist???

CHECKMATE Atheists ;)

>>723738160
Sir Issac Newton for one!

>>723738326
He was active 400 years ago. He discovered fucking gravity. Obviously he held many views that have been debunked by modern scientists, as did all of his contemporaries. Hell, even as late as the 19th century, many astronomers thought the universe was an ocean of ether.

OP you're fucking laughable, archeological evidence? like fucking what? And geological evidence for noahs flood.. who the fuck told you that, just because some door to door crazies say these things in their leaflets, doesnt make it so!

the picture should read "Theists, They actually believe in magical beardy men that created the ENTIRE vast universe, yet confined his living creations to one tiny, beyond insignificant rock"

>>723738592
David Montgomery University of Washington

>>723738801
No where in the bible does it say God only created life on earth! There may be many created worlds of life out there!

>>723738059
good to know

>>723739009

State the bible verse where it says that

Isn't it just amazing that when Noah's ark landed, the kangaroos managed (with no thumbs) to hop all the way from the ark to Australia over all the seas and everything AND picked up the bones of every single one of their ancestors. AND without eating for the whole journey because the earth has been flooded and nothing lives any more!

>>723738935
>David Montgomery
You're an idiot. In his book, he REJECTS the flood.

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>>723735759
hundreds of years ago, it would have been taken literally, but with compounding scientific evidence, more and more of religious stories are becoming "metaphors." Just fucking accept that God is a delusion..

>>723735282
They weren't considered as metaphors prior to the Catholic Church's reformation. Prior to the Enlightenment. Scientific evidence proves the Biblical teachings wrong all the time and then the Biblical teachings shift from being literal to metaphors. Don't be such a flip flopping cunt.

>>723729347

You're supposed to use a pic of the girl from never ending story, you moron.

>>723731363
this!

defense lawyers job is not the elucidate truth,bet keep his client from the needle,by whatever defence tenable truthful,or not,

evidence that the central figure of the new testament yeshua,,that he lived,was hebrew,a preacher, was vouchsafed by the hebrew hierarchy in jarushalim,by roman bureaucrat pen pushers,muhammed the prophet acknowledged that he lived,evidence of the death by cruzifiction of a jerusalm resident jew buried accdg to jewish law is in the form of the shroud of turin,the visage and form of the guy who was executed using the most painful type of punishment by the romans,pontius pilate said yeshua existed,ron wyatt claimed to have ucovered the site of this execution,
blow which was the ark of the covenant,and split rock above,leading to the surface where a square hollow out in the stone meant to accommodate a square
upright timber,and a trail of long ago dried human blood,,,wyatt is dead,std on his yt vids that israeli authorities collected all contents of this site which remains covered boarded up and inacessable to this day,if wyatt was right,he tied this site to the shroud and sudarium that ended up in spain at oviedo,
that shroud shows burns from radiation sudden instantaneous and brief radiation,indicating something men can not explain,
we in a heapo trouble if wyatt was correct aBIGGGOLLE heapotrouble

>tries to be of god
>has never sinned
>hears about the sins on /b/
>tries to clean it
>goes onto /b/
>eyes melt
>tfw

>Geological science showing evidence for noahs flood

Citation fucking needed, I get it's a stupid b8 thread but I'm not sure if we're even talking about the same planet

>>723739824
It's called the Grand Canyon, you fucking wank pheasant.

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>>723740136
Get a better monitor. I can read it fine.,

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>>723740136
Can I borrow your microscope then?

>>723740315
Can I borrow your microscope then?

>>723739760
http://bibviz.com

>>723735139
>The animals on the boat were herbivorous
What about Lions, Hyenas and Snakes?

>>723740772
Fuck no

>>723739315
Here is a list of current creation scientists!

http://creation.com/creation-scientists

>>723741233
They were baby lions and hyenas who needed milk not flesh to feed, plus they were smaller that way.
Snakes can go for LONG periods like that of the flood without eating.

God had a plan to save life after his punishment was complete!

>>723741448
>http://creation.com/creation-scientists
For "modern period", it lists 17 people. That's nothing at all. Any profession is going to have a few lunatics in it.

>>723729347
Well animals are sometimes gay. Does that mean the Bible is gay?

>>723740079
>>723740079
>what is erosion

I know youre meming but what the fuck, did you fucking know the Colorado river runs through the grand canyon, it's fucking earth science 101, but judging by this answer I doubt you passed the 6th grade

>>723741640
And where was all the milk coming from, if there was only baby animals on the Ark?

>>723741851
I legitimately didn't know that because my parents sent me to a fucking Christian school.

>>723741671
There are PLENTY more creation scientist. They just aren't listed here.

Plus there is a conspiracy in academia to only publish or frame stuff based on the evolution or anti-biblical perspective.

Plus there are Christians like the pope that believe in Evolution.

>>723741671
>implying science is made by the bigger numbers

>>723742179
The current pope is an infiltrated communist

>>723742005
No no there was probably an adult cow, zebu, goat you know milk bearing animals that kept Noah and family supplied to feed the baby creatures.

>>723742005
>implying he implied all animals in the ark were babies

>>723729347
pixels made it

>>723742179
The Pope is the False Prophet!

>>723729347
There's evidence of hundreds/thousands of floods lol. Typical conservatard confirmation bias and general misunderstanding of science.

>>723742390
According to creation.com, there were 8000 unique animals on the Ark. Lets say that 15% of these animals need milk, so roughly 1200.

When 1000 or so baby animals need milk morning, day and night, do you expect a dozen of animals to supply everyone?

>>723743181
Well maybe I'm wrong. I'm not a professional creation scientist after all.

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I think some guy was high off his head and starred writing down things on a book and called it rhe bib-ley

>>723743181
>1000 babies
you really like taking numbers out of your ass huh faggot

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>>723729347
How the fuck did this shitty thread get over 100 posts.