>You are awkwardly buying your groceries >You see this

Why am I awkwardly buying groceries?

Tell her to get on her hands and knees so I can rim her. Gives me a good way of determining if she's fertile, which of course she'll be.

Then it's just a matter of making her beg for my cum, for the honor of feeling my hot, virile seed pump into her unprotected womb. I will make her beg for my baby before I give it to her.

>>723728937
Because everything you do is awkward you aspie

>>723728765
Ma'am, please clothe yourself.

>>723728765
>Being so far gone that regular grocery shopping is now awkward

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>>723728937
It's just your typical autistic /b/tard projecting their surreal mannerisms onto others

Assess my surroundings and apply mace accordingly.

>>723728765
well, if i'm awkwardly buying groceries, i'd probably say "hey gertude, so you like potato chips, huh? yeahhh!... aight see ya!" and then i'd horse gallop into aisle 5 to see what adventures await me there.

Stare at her beauty.

>>723728765
Cock attack

>>723728765
fuck the brakes off her

>>723730424
bit vulgar

>>723728765
Question why I'm buying groceries in the ghetto

>>723728980
The fuck is your problem virgin psychopath

I would say "Hello" kinda embarassed and continue my shopping, I guess.

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>>723728765
check the rest of the store for white flashers

>>723728765

>see this
>think "wat do"
>"excuse me"
>reach pass her for pantera
>look her in the eyes
"You too"

>>723732281

Jokes on ypu faggot!

Im a twisted aversion cycle path