Ask a guy who lost his virginity by getting a bj from his

>>723727073

>losing virginity by getting a blowjob

you're a retard AND incestuous, wow, great job

>bj
>virginity

>>723727229
It's still counts

>>723727282
Jealous

how did u lose ur virginity?

>>723727073
more

>>723727377
By a bj

pic related me and my aunt

>>723727336
No, no it doesn't.

>>723727073
Sauce? More?

>>723727499
Tell me why it doesn't when a vagina is another hole

>>723727336

no it doesn't, you fucking underrage little virgin

you have fuck someone or get fucked to lose it, oral doesn't count

How old are you?
How old is your aunt?

Yep

>>723727603
My hand wrapped in a loop is a hole that doesnf count obviously you fucking retard

Anyone else thinking shitpost?

>>723727635
I'm 23 and that's like saying using a condom doesn't count because you actually didn't stick it in

>>723727603

because societal traditions, you dumbshit motherfucker

getting / giving oral =/= sexual intercourse

>>723727073
Ignore these other fucking posters OP, just tell us more about the blow job. Do you plan on doing more shit with her?

>>723727488
More pics anon

>>723727819
Well my aunt showed drunk to sleep over at our place, me being the nervous nancy i am I offered her more beer

Ignore fagolos. Give us the full story

>>723727815
ding ding ding

>>723727789

You are definitely old enough to know that oral sex isn't the same thing, and that 'losing your virginity' is very much associated with fucking someone in the vag or ass, you daft cunt

Your analogy is fucking stupid. You still put your dick inside her, right? How could it NOT count?

>>723727789
The condom thing is debatable.

What isn't up for debate is this: If your penis didn't penetrate her vagina (or asshole), you didn't lose your virginity. You did not have sex.

>>723727073
B8

>>723727946
and I told her to keep me warm in bed because it was cold so I came up with the idea to stay wam


Lets get naked

>>723727073
If you only had a BJ, you still a virgin faggot.

>>723727073
Is your aunt Benedict Cumburbach ?

>>723728076
I told her to get on top of me to create more friction


I popped a boner and she started laughing

>>723728076
do you have more pics

if you can contract std from doing it, it's still sex

prove me wrong :^)

>>723728191
I then said tickle fight

I grabbed her head with my two hands and pushed her head onto my penis and I told her i bet you can't tickle my balls with your mouth

>>723727073
She's fuggly.

>>723727073

is that pic oc?

moar pics!!! let see her ass

>>723728302
\thread

>>723728395
yes

>>723727635
literally spoken like a 12 year old

>>723728470
more pics or gtfo, also
>learn
>to
>green
>text

>>723727073
Ayyyyy lmao

>>723727073
How does it feel to be a virgin faggot OP ?

>>723728343
>>723728343
She got Dem ayy lmao eyes

>>723728542
>sucking.gif
>"told you couldn't make me laugh
>she starts tickles my balls
>can'thold it in.mp3
>actually start laughing

Last pic i took


lost my virginity feel like a man now

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>>723729023

>>723729023
More pics?

>>723727229
>>723727499
>>723727635
these

>1981+36
>oral sex
>not sex
Wew.

>>723728302
Contracting STDs is not limited to sex they are spread though body fluids, saliva, blood, seamen etc. A person with Herpes could spit into the mouth of someone else and give them Herpes, did the person who had someone spit into their mouth have sex?
NO

>>723730285
if you used a condom that makes you a virgin

if you fucked a girl in the ass that makes you gay

>>723727073
sound nice

>>723727815
So blowing/getting blown by another guy isn't gay, because it's not sex?

>>723730813
If another person makes you cum by stimulating your penis, be it mouth, or vag/ass, condom or not, its sex.

By that logic, if you pick up a hooker and use a condom, you wont do jail time...

Anyone who's arguing is a kissless virgin.

>>723731345
*if caught

>>723731345
fucking kek

>>723727229
Explains a thing or two.

>>723731345
So humping someone counts as losing your virginity?

>>723731576
yes even if it's gay

>>723731576
Please utilize your internet connection and google what sex is. Better yet, tell your parents that you need "the talk"

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>>723731781
Better yet why don't you tell us how you lost your virginity to see if your lying faggot

This is being ironic on a whole other level

>>723731923
Im not a sex ed teacher, kid. Go glean info from a professional

>>723727073
how did you do it, teach me
does she have a bf or is she married?

>>723732050
Hey GUYS

I found the virgin

>>723732081
I learned it from watching prank invasion and she has a bf

>>723732137
Project harder son, im not the one on here asking what sex is

I lost my virginity to my first girlfriend's stepmom

ask me anything

>>723727229
The two are hardly unrelated

>>723727073

Do any of you see that horrible looking person in OPs pic?

>>723732208
link?

>>723732237
I didn't ask in the first place, you asked because you got jealous

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Anyone that's actually stupid to fall for this b8 is just as bad as OP

>>723732280
How did you get her to mouth bang you

>>723727073

she let you cum in her mouth?

>>723732459
>you asked because you got jealous
I didnt ask anything, champ.

Try harder.

>>723728527
Literally spoken like a faggot.

>>723732394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtdJS-x5OnE

>>723732541
dude my dick was down her throat cumming directly into her stomach amking sure I didn't get her pregnant

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get in here /b/ , very drunk girl about to fuck her father on webcam , goto bitDOTly/2e45Ui8 and search stupidwh0re

this picture is disturbing/unsettling OP. Her eyes scare me

>>723732765
>unironically thinking prank invasion is real

>>723727073
>Ask a guy who lost his virginity by getting a bj from his aunt anything

She looks like Sid from Ice Age
Those bags do say she is heavy into alcohol. You can easily take advantage of her whenever you want.
I don't think Sid would mind it.

>>723733104
It is, it's just confidence. Sluts will only get with you if you rape them

>>723733117
She still mouth banged me losing my virignity

>>723727073
Pic related?

If not, give pic. That matters a lot.

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>>723730813
ITT: Perma virgins attempting to sit at the cool kidz table

>>723727488
Can you give the fucking story of what led up to it?

What happened? That's hot as fuck OP, I'm jealous.

Did she feel bad for you, or did she find you hot? Drunk? EXPLAIN, MY CUMMIES NEED RELEASING.

>>723727488
So, still no vaginal intercourse for you?

>>723733567
Bro here is the story>>723727946
>>723728076
>>723728191
>>723729023

>>723727336
>>723727073
No, IT dosent faggot

>>723729133
I really like that sweater. Where did you get it? Not bullshitting, I'd really like to know.

>>723727073
Ayyyyy lmao

>>723733832
Dude if she says she mouth banged me and wants to keep it a secret then it counds

>>723733876
Khol's,why?

>>723733778

How..That's bullshit.

She knew you wanted to fuck from the get go, no fucking way she didn't.

I was hoping for something kinkier. That's just beta silly. Damn.

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>>723727946
>>723728076
>>723728191
>>723728342

FUCKING NEWFAGS!!!! CAN YOU EVEN GREEN TEXT, YOU INCESTUOUS FUCK?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>723734052
She was drunk and I took advantage to lose my virginity

>>723733947
I'm a fan of ribbed sweaters and the one that I have just got a snag in it. Seeing yours reminded me. Thanks for the information Ms congrats on the bj, /b/ro.

>>723734257
Thanks and if you can't find try sears

>>723727073
are green eyed people Aryans?

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>>723727073
your aunt looks like a third bogandoff twin

>>723734377
IDK

>>723727073
Holy shit, save this before the feds take it down! Everyone screencap and save on a USB stick, proof of aliens!!

>>723734349
Will do. Thanks again.

>>723727073
Is this the alien photo that people have been talking about?

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>>723727073

op, post more pics. Like a regular image of her to prove it's real

>>723734942
WE think alike

>>723734205

You are an idiot. She knew what you were doing, and you went about it like a faggot.

You should have torn that shit up as soon as she agreed to get in bed with you.

Do some funky shit, get crazy with it. I'm greentexting how you will tell this story in the future, mmk?

>Aunt came over drunk
> She kept stumbling and fell onto me.
>Use it as an excuse to cup her boobs
>She looks at me and stops laughing for a second while biting her lower lip
>She asks where mom is
Asleep.
>"I'm tired too and can't drive"
>grab her by the upper arm, guide her to the couch
>She falls over the armrest
>Ass in air
>Get behind her and place my cock against her clothed butt
>Grab her around the chest and pull her up
>She turns around
>Looks into my eyes
>She's biting her lower lips, laughing stopped again
>Tell her to get on her knees
>Her eyes widen
>Unzip pants
>She asks "Is that about tree fiddy?"
>MFW.

>>723734205
Why didn't you try and go further and actually have sex? If she was willing to suck your dick like that, she might have been willing to do more.

I'm married with kids but never had a blow job.

OP am I still a virgin?

>>723735073
But it didn't happen like that

>>723735128
I did have sex with her and didn't want to fuck her in the vag because her bf is black

>>723727073
OP can I lose my "virginity" to your aunt too?

>>723735218
Like I said 1 out of the 3 holes is good

>>723735362
No, get your aunt drunk and take advantage of her like I did my aunt

>>723734422
Quick rundown on these "twins" you speak of?