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Hey /b/! Guess what?! I just tried to an hero!
>>Be me, today, 2/26/2017
>>Learn that whole life is a lie and people stabbed me in the back
>> kek I should die
>> Grab daddy's .22 revolver from drawer
>> "Dad I'm going to go get a pack of smokes"
>> kek I drove to the mountains
>> I played russian roulette with a pistol that didn't have a firing pin
>> Dad disassembled the pistol months ago to fix it, never replaced firing pin
>> I thought I had a second chance in life
But no. No I just had something stupid fucking happen. So this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to play Russian Roulette with /b/
Trips decides if I play Russian Roulette with a functional revolver.
A game of chance within a game of chance? WHAT ARE THE ODDS!
roll em faggots.
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As someone who plans on anheroing in roughly a month and a half, don't do it, I'm not sure why I'm telling you this, but you shouldn't.
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>>723726444
Wow
Checked
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>>723726444
TRIPS OF GLORY! KEK WANTS YOU TO LIVE, ANON!
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>>723726128
Fight for your country instead.
Find life's meaning through glorious combat and maybe you'll die there instead. Suicide is for cucks.
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>>723726444
this was a short thread
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>>723726128
Talking about trying hero, I tried to drink 7 liters of water in 30 mins, why? Bc nobody would think it was suicide, they would think I'm just really really dumb, but turns out its really hard, drank only 3 liters and felt like shit
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>>723726128
>.22
Careful with that. You might give yourself a bruise, being as thick headed as you are
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>>723726444
An hero, do it
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>>723726128
If quads OP plays Russian Roulette with a double barrelled shotgun.
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>>723726444
WTF
OP stop trying to kill yourself, the probability gods do not desire it
go do something with your life
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8888 9999 kekkkk
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>>723726128
Kek has spoken friendo. You've played the odds and you shall live.
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>>723726128
An Hero? WTF does that mean you illiterate moron. Be a real hero and get a GED. Hint: Remove the "n".
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>>723727425
A guy died from that while in training, he was talking some kind of medicine that helped out but it was the craziest thing.
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>>723726444
>>723727688
>>723728099
Is this now a get thread?
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>>723726128
>ignoring that 'life' 'gave' you another chance. Some call it coincidence, other call it miracle.
Do a flip fagot.
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>>723726444
Don't do it either.
You have an amazing chance. Incredible. You have fallen so low, that you don't care about dying. Here is what you should do. Travel somewhere exotic, have amazing adventures, and the best of all is, since you don't care, you can have as much fun as you want. Either that or improve your current life or start over somewhere else. Good luck dude.
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