>ITT we vaguely describe video games and try to guess them

Freedom Fighters?

>fly around on a ship
>run into invisible battles every 3 seconds

>cop in miami
>undercover
>steal cars
>go to europe
>go to another europe
>get shot at the end

>>723725438
Correct!

>>723725558
FTL?

>>723725321
>space guy kills aliens

>>723725321

you are a character that dresses up but you yourself is the cause of all the harm in the city

>giant worm sighting compilation

>>723725799
Halo

Your black twin frames you for a crime you did not commit. Now you're forced to clean up shit the rest of the game when you're supposed to be on vacation

>Noone cared who I was until
I put on the mask: Steampunk edition

>>723725962
CORRECT

>ur dad does crimes with a black dude

>>723726387
Dishonored?

>>723725892
batman something

>Defeat level after level of progressively more horrifying, mutated beings
>Absolutely ruin your body, make your character untecognizable
>A small knife is arguably the best weapon in the game

>Fight level after level of increasingly horrifying, mutated creatures
>Completely disfigure your character, transform them into something unrecognizable
>small knife is arguably the best weapon in the game

Fuck my phone

>A furry shoots things.

>Broken as shit
>Bestiality

>>723725766
Driver 3

>>723727837
ratchet and clank

>>723727199
>>723727687

Binding of Issac

>>723727898
the elder scrolls series

>kid
>sidekick
>ow the edge
>descendant ancient race

>millennial wet dream simulator

>>723725930
mass effect?

>>723725930

Gears of War 2.

>>723727837
Starfox

>>723728148
Correct
>>723728370
I suppose that works

>>723726323
That shitty paint Mario game on gamecube

>Do random shit somewhere in space
>Get killed by a clown

> diverse list of lesbians
>creator constantly teasing new lesbians
>fucked up hitboxes

>Hey tough guy! are you looking for me?

>USB sword
>real life programming
>no voice

>>723728224
>Fast speed

>literally everything is salt.

>>723728279
>>723728287
wrongerino

>>723728633
League of Legends

>>723728624
no.
three more hints:
>ps2
>3rd person
>tribal

>>723728758

In that case, Niddhog.

>4 Americans, a Scotsman, a Russian, an Aussie, a German, and a Frenchman fight each other over a hat

>War never changes
>except niggers with rifles everywhere

do a bunch of things in situations that never existed in a series thats done this exact thing before for almost a decade

complain about a color

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>>723728952
Gee... I wonder what it could be...

>>723728987
ME3?

>>723728534
Luigis Ghost Mansion?

>>723728549

Space Station 13

>>723729020
I know what it is. Its Team Fortress 2
c'mon man! you're not even trying

>>723729046
heh, nah

>>723728952
tf2

>Puts on sunglasses
>CALL THE FUCKING ARMY!

>crying a lot
>monsters everywhere

>Sharp metal things go into people over the right to free will

>you and your childhood friend are exiled from your village and proceed to save the world

This should be easy.

>Two teams of five
>Multiplayer
>Dude with cluster charge killed the hostage for the 3rd time this game
>Fucking dudes with extendable shields blocking doorways

>Saving Private Ryan but about a hill.

Walk around a damp island off the coast of whales for an hour or two. Something about your father?

Rifleman-300 Meters, front
Rifleman-300 Meters, front
Rifleman-300 Meters, front
Grid-009183

>>723729288
Binding of Issac

>>723729606
arma.

you violently masturbate to the characters but youve never actually played the game before

>weebs and stormfags fighting each other

Sent by grandma you and your retard friend pick up mechanical pieces to repair something

>>723729682
Overwatch

>>723728974
Battlefield 1

>>723729665
shoulda really been OH NO, ONE...IS DOWN.
TWO...TAKING COMMAND

>>723729665
Correct

>>723729700
Jack and Daxter

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>they took me son away ;((((
>PROCEED TO RESCUE HIM AFTER 10 FUCKING YEARS OF SAVING SETTLEMENTS

>>723728277
The Sims

>>723726881
GTA V?

>>723729890
Fallout Tactics

>>723729890
Fallout of the closet 4

you rape to get a huge dick

>>723729288
Payday 2

>>723729691
For Honor

>>723729880
No

>>723730007
GTA: San Andreas +Hot Coffee Mod

Cat man looks for his daughter and fucks many women

>>723729958
>>723729976
correc...another settlement needs our help

>>723729940
Nein

>>723729765
Operation flaspoint

>>723729460
Rainbow six siege

>I am Aka-
>There is a den-

>I don't speak peruvian
>Stop pinging me
>Lion is not a fucking carry!

>sequel
>grow two heads
>scared of light
>have a midget for a friend
>shitty ending

>>723730066
Correct

>WHAT ARE YA BUUUUYIN

>>723725321
Guy promise to take care of girl, girl gets taken, guy tracks down multiple enemies to get her back, killer nuns.

>>723730337
Correct, friendo.

>impossible to guess

Can't touch other colored snakes

>>723730651
It's not slither.io

>>723730403
dotka

>>723730651
slither.io

>>723730651
Wild Snake?
Splix?

>>723728974
Fallout saga

>>723730461
Re4?

>>723729424
Jak and Daxter

>>723730718
No
>>723730735
No

>You are death
>here to kill everything in this land, again and again

>>723729357
Isaac faggot indie game

>animal abuse
>no dad
>shitty creepypastas

>>723730841
Nope.

>Alchemy

>>723730817
Too easy

>No one likes you
>Fly around with your friends and shoot robots
>Sacrifice yourself to stop the world from floating into space

>>723725321
Super hard mode
>Choose character classes: rogue, wizard, warrior
>fight
>level up
>repeat

>>723731093
Gran turismo 3

>>723730907
Pokemon red

>>723729460
>>723730337
that wasn't even hard and it proves that people who play this do not understand what "challenges" are.

>>723731093
Farming simulator 15

>>723730651
Centipede

>>723731093
Gauntlet

>>723731184
>>723731341
guess again

>>723731184
Correct

>Get called gay every 5 minutes
>Franchise went to shit

>>723731498
Cod

>>723731290
Yes

Hard mode
>cut the giant crow's head with a chainsaw

>>723728534
If you meant Mario Sunshine then yes

>>723731065
Is no one really gonna guess. I thought it was pretty obvious.

>>723731342
No.
Hint: intellevision

>>723731557
Correct

>>723730852
Also
>pain

>>723731828
fuck

Hard mode
>Snipers everywhere

>>723725558
FF (Insert number)

you can meet other players but the chances of that are very low

>>723727898
Sonic 2006

>>723732122
No man's sky and you cant meet anyone

>>723731900
a baby and a lizard fight an egg with feet

>bondage mummy
>edgelord
>elvis
>axe-wielding beefcake
>goody two-shoes
>samurai
>samurai on crack
>pirate
>femdom chick with a snek sword
>that one random character in every fucking game

>>723732318
That was not meant to respond to that>>723731900

>>723728574
Overwatch

>the most brilliant man on earth with seemingly limitless intelligence and financial resources is obsessed with catching you, but he can't.

>>723730511
Hitman: Absolution

>>723728913
nay

>>723732527
hl?

>the plot of John Wick but on Mars

>dead ugly woman comes back to life and seeks to restore her body at the expense of others

You walk into shit and teleport into other places
Shit gets crazier the longer u go on

>>723733003
Portal

>>723732826
Red faction

>>723732826
Doom 4

>>723733003
Portal

>>723733040
No
>>723733045
Close, Thy Flesh Consumed

>>723733031
>>723733047

nah try again

>>723732344
Final fantasy (insert number here)?

>>723733250
No
Hint: fighting game

>>723733320
Mortal combat

>>723733320
Soul Calibur

>Medics are cunts
>Shotguns OP
>Tanks everywhere

your mum was raped by a dragon and now you can yell, but better than other people

>>723733320
Soul Caliber

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>>723732169

>you run around a city with your daughter, trying to kill yourself.

>>723733510
Skyrim

>>723733458
No
>>723733495
>>723733524
Yes

>Get a shitty ass Farm
>Have to actually look after a farm
>FUCKING FLOPPY EAR DOGE
>Get bitches
>Get money
>Wtf am I doing with my life.

>kill man infront of another
>nothing happens
>throw a bag in the middle of the street
>CALL THE ARMY

>>723730439
Somebody fucking guess this one

>>723727199
Ghosts n goblins

>>723733560
yeee
ill do better
>fight mushroom people
>find girl with mushroom arm
>take mushroom girl to nigger fly people
>fight more complex mushrooms on the way

>>723732966
no takers?

another hint for the same game: two protagonists work together to avenge their dead friend.

>>723730439
Evil Dead Regeneration?

>Complicated as shit crafting
>Mechanical bosses
>2D
>Swords

>>723734113
No

>>723733502
if you want dem (YOU)s you're going to need to try harder than that.

also return your cop of bf1. we don't need a pleb like you.

>>723729480
Saving Private Hill

>Just build more stone walls and crossbowmen
>became shit after it became 3D

>>723733676
Stardew valley

>>723733676
harvest moon

>>723734298
Kek

>>723733676
stardew valley

>can open boxes
>instead decide to save humanity from aliens

>monsters
>to kill or not to kill

You are some dumb bitch with a somewhat fuckable face. You go to school and shit and the game kind of sucks but i paid for it so i feel like i'm wasting dinner if i don't finish it but i can't stop buying new shit because I'm impatient
Oh fuck this description of a video game just turned into a stream of consciousness about my lack of impulse control

>>723734603
Underoo

>>723731065
Alright then, one more hint. Owl.

>>723734655
ye boi

>>723731065
>>723734723
I'll bite. Owlboy?

>>723734838
yes.

>>723733685
assassins creed?

>Weeaboo Reptile

>Rick Harrison has a copy

>start out dead
>the only thing you ever fucking need is a blue stick
>everything will kill you

>be a chink
>Punch people

>>723735302
Sleeping Dogs

>>723734990
Nope. Hint: Sequel.

>>723734129
Terraria?

>>723735198
darksouls

>>723734651
Man your life is strange

>>723735194
Battletoads

>>723735327
Correct

Some slavic fag whacked a political figure and now you drive things for a military.

>>723735500
Yee

>WE WUZ HACKERZ

>halt

>>723732344
Street fighter or maybe mortal kombat

If anyone gets this I'll be impressed
>Tiny people
>Run races
>In one level you ride bees
>Ps1 era

>>723725558
Skies of Arcadia for sure

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>>723725321

>race
>no motors
>no running

>>723735659
Watch dogs..?

>>723735659
WE WUZ WATCH_DOGS N SHIEEEET

You can't even go for a piss whilst playing this game.

>>723735851
Desert Bus

>>723735851
Geometry dash

>>723735450
Yup

>Cars?
>CARS?
>CAAAARRRRSS!!
>AND IIIIIIIIIII

>move your mouse to weeb music

>>723736048
Osu

>>723736048
Osu

>Gook Protagonist
>Weather is historically accurate

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>>723735845
AYO HOL UP MAH NIG
SO U BE SAYIN
WE UUUH
WUZ HAXXORZ?

hit drums to music while a drum yells out how good you do

>free adult game
>You won't last 5 minutes without cumming
>No cc
>No bullshit

>clean up poop
>watch animal slowly die

>dragon boy
>chick with wings
>fusion
>lots of allies
>make a village

>>723736257

Banner Ad Saga!

>>723736257
Cory in the House for the DS

>Hit it until it dies
>Repeat with different bosses
>Hit it until it dies with your friends
>And then hit it until it dies but it's harder

>>723736228
Call of doot doot: Revenge of the trumpet skull

>>723736017
project cars

>>723736228
Guitar Hero or Rock Band
>>723736257
kek

>>723735721
Gta San Andreas

>>723725558
Elite Dangerous

>>723736341
Correct
Best anime I've ever seen too

>>723736086
>>723736098

I guessed that would be too easy. well done weebs

>darkness
>village destroyed
>have to remake village to bring back friends and family

>>723736425
Lol no you're very far off

>>723731093
Gauntlet legends

>>723736017
Rocket League

>>723736474
I'm not a weeb, but my girlfriend is and I bought her a graphics tablet for that piece of shit game

>weeb game
>holy shit theres bullets everywhere

>>723735721
Halo 4

>>723736606
Fuck beat the boss or something? Can't remember but I know what it is

>falling
>your feet are guns
>gems fucking everywhere

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>>723736257
>2017
>not using an ad blocker

>>723732344
Soul calibur

>>723734298

No

>>723736392
>>723736414
Nope. Hint: Japanese drums

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>>723736643
Are you retarded

>>723736767
Downfall

>punch trees
>dig holes
>watch out for giant green dildos

>>723736812
...OSU?

>>723736859
Minecraft

>Tribal idiots find a god device and blow up an oil rig.

>>723736906
Fallout 2

>>723736849
>he doesn't know the name
Out
>>723736859
Minecraft

>be born
>grow up
>fight with other people
>then super powerful old people wake up and fight you
>other old people wake up and start fighting eachother and basically ask younger people to help them
>younger people join up and kill old people
>then super powerful alien comes out of nowhere and kills you if you're not strong enough

>>723736606
Touhou

>>723736906
Fallout 2?

>gay cowboy
>Chink in a mech
>Britfag with goggles
Should be really easy

>>723736971
Yes

>>723737000
OW

>>723736949
>>723736993

Magic 8 Ball Says: Probability is likely.

>>723736512
>>723736282

Bumping my two. These descriptions are easy as fuck if you know them.

>>723737076
Yup

>Avenge your men and your home
>After you finish kidnapping those sheep.

>things always falling down
>your job to make the mess disappear
>annoying russian music

>>723735721
Micro machines?
>ps1
>tiny people
>races
And i remember a bee but i dont remember riding it

>>723737000
>Korean
>chink
Anon...

Here's a clue
"The gorgons grow stronger"

>>723736892
>>723736950
Well, yes

>Monsters
>Plant friend
>Everyone else are Edgelords

>>723736950
Fuck your right, I completely fucked the name, it's Downwell
>>723736878
close, Osu has it as a skin/game mode

>>723727687
Resident evil nemesis i ran threw that hole game with just that knife

>>723737115
If you know them, a lot of things are easy to figure out.

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>>723725321
>cultist wants power
>cultist kidnaps girlfriend
>fucks off to ass end of world
>follow
>spiritual journey as fuck
>kill cultist
>rescue girlfriend
>NO ONE PRONOUNCES HER FUCKING NAME RIGHT
>farming for days post-game
>pic kinda related

>>723737163
Micro maniacs but yeah and you do get to ride. But good job anon :)

>>723737294
No shit.

>>723730651
Anaconda from TS2?

>attractive blonde with bird dna

>"1v1 me faggot"
>"it's a team game!"

>>723737115
Bumping

Is this thread full of underage bait or what

>>723737162
Tetris

>>723725930
NO MANS SKY
BITCH

>>723737459
mw2

>be this troll skele man
>jews making food out of us for $$
>escape
>bioshock ripped off the font

>generic
>fps
>dude bro
>mtn dew and doritos
>gamefuel

Someone plz get this
"haha she likes it when you swear boy"

>>723725892
Saints Row?

>>723727761

Watchdogs?

>>723730149

Witcher 3.

>>723737447
Metroid
>>723737149
No guesses?

>>723737244
undertale?

>>723737496
Yes

>>723737555
nice.

>why am i here
>lel, u dont kno
>carry out a massacre because you can't climb 2 feet

>>723737542
Oddworld?

>>723730439
the darkness 2 ?

>>723727199
Nuclear Throne

>>723737578
Close

>>723737653
?? What's your guess

>>723729682
DoA: Xtreme Beach Volleyball

>Play as France
>Win

>>723737682
Yes

>>723737321
I actually meant micro machines. It fitted so well

>>723728574
skullgirls?

>>723737555
Re7??

>>723737778
AWE WHAT THE HELL ROBBIE YOURE MICRO MACHINES

>go on a journey throwing metal balls around while trying to save your kidnapped children