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This is me and my girlfriend - pretty sure we're better

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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This is me and my girlfriend - pretty sure we're better looking than 99% of 4chan. How sad.

Yea ladies and gentlemen, I'm one of the few on here who knows what pussie feels like, enjoy the feeling of your hand.
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This is me right this minute - also with my cat - which is probably the only kind of pussy you guys know.
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>>723722891
What does pussy feel like?
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show me ur vaginclit pls
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>>723723030>
fuck i never post here just browse, i drank 3 redbulls and i'm in a euphoric trolling mood
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>>723723066

Feels pretty good, im sure your mom will let youcop a feel LOL
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>>723723066
>>723723111
dubs confirm best thread
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open bobs or vaginclit pls
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>>723722891
Are you sure you're fucking her pussy and not just a moist fat roll?
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this is me and one of my boys - I have friends unlike the rest of yall - and I can afford to go a packer game. $$$$$$$ what's that? Oh you don't know because your all sitting in your parents basements playing WOW
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>>723723244
Fuck you you ass looking NERD!
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>>723722891
This is the most cringe worthy bait I've seen in awhile.
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>>723722891
Bullshit
gf's boobs or gtfo
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Come on boys! afriad to post pics and get roasted?? am I the only one confident enough in himself?

this is me from a few days ago a friends party down in madison, I LIVE THAT LIFE
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Boi your ugly as fuck, my girlfriends and I look way better than you and your fatass gf
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I live on the beach in Southeastern NC, you guys are disgusting.
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tru
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>>723723569
shiet I'm down to be roasted
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>>723723617
She only looks a little bigger because shes making a funny face. bet you don't wanna come to sconny and say that.
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thats a vegetable behind a potato with piercings
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Dude I'm pretty sure we're friends on facebook you cuck.

I'm gonna message you on fb.
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Go ahead you fat beared bastard, Make it worthy.
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>>723723900
you look pretty cool, anon
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>>723724187
thanks my dude
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>>723723900
You look like you buy minors beer for the hookup.
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>>723723993
>>723723993
Well I said a couple things to him and he blew up and wants to fight me.

Anyone want an address?
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>>723724437
My apologies for shitty cropping job. I suck at life.
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>>723724437
Sure, I happen to live right around the corner at 123 Main Street.
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>>723722891
I'm drawn stick figures with more asthetics.
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>>723724437

FUCK YOU BRO - IM CALLING THE FUCKING POLICE YOU CANT JUST POST SOEMONES ADDRESS ONLINE YOU FUCKING QUEER
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>>723724187
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>>723722891

If that fuckin thing is you're gf.... Holy shit son..... Legit she is fat ugly and worst of all capable of breeding thus we will be plagued with more disgusting fat bodies like you and her....
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>>723723120
So ur a fat jew, with a white trash fat gurlfriend..

Why should i be impressed again???

1.Of ur sloppy fat hot dog down hallway pussy?
Nah bro i cud pay a whore less than the going rate of 100 per hour for better pussy than what ur getting, nd it would still be primo fucjing pussy compared to this land whale

2. Ur fat.. have a jew fro and nose, and ur the fat dude
everyone feels bad for and only brings out with them so they can look 100× better to any female than u ever will look

3.shes a landwhale ur a landwhale
Do i really need to add more to this ya all are fat.. i feel bad for the people that live around u 2 when u all have sex..

4. U say u live that life...
if that outline of a tattoo on ur hand is supposed to show "ur life" ur obviously not bro, and everyone can tell..

Tldr: ur not fooling anyone bro
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>>723722891
MODS MODS MODS
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>>723724664
kek
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>>723724825
This is cringier than the bait OP posted
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>>723724437
Im waiting
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>>723723111
Damn anon nice trips
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>>723722891
>pussie
better luck next time op.
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>>723724437
Confirmed to be a legit address, can you post OP's facebook??
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Is ur girlfriend fatter than u ?
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>>723725118
FUCK YOU FAG LETS DUKE IT OUT LIKE MEN NOT ON THE INTERNET LIKE PANSIES
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you look like a dude who will wind up in jail for fucking a passed out fifteen year old.
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>>723724437
What a fat faggot cuck. If I were anywhere near Wisconsin I'd come beat your fat ass and fuck your fat girl in her ass while you watched, making her beg for my creampie and then making you lick it out, just for this guy
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>>723722891
I'm certain you know the worst about how it can smell, too OP.

2/10 - would not bang.
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I accept the bait.
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Did u saved that thing from a slaughter house or something?
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>>723722891
lorenzo, basta scopare, fatti due rasponi su ANDREOTTI
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FUCK YOU FAGS I DONT CARE THAT MY ADDRESS IS OUT THEIR NOW SO WHAT IM OPEN ABOUT IT FOR A REASON YOU ALL WANNA FUCKING FIGHT LETS GO IM WAITING FOR THAT KNOCK ON THE DOOR MOTHER FUCKERS
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>>723723066
>>723723111
>>723723244
>>723723900
>>723723988
>>723724422
>>723724766
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>>723725644
did you just say you'd love to be ordered some pizza?
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Arent u too fat to get out from ur house.
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>>723724664
yes he can this is 4chan
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>>723724664
>>723725913
and btw you did it he just posted a picture of you doing it
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>>723722891

You realize that this is the WORLD wide web, right? You're not that fucking dumb, are you? If a lot of us lived closer you probably would get your ass beat but yeah, I forgot, you're a tough Juggalo looking cuck. Fuck off, I'm done giving you attention. Go back to pro/con list you're making to cutting your wrists. We all know you're just an attention seeking cuck
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>>723725864
pretty sure he did think he said something about 20 large meatlover pizzas
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Op they said the 15 pizzas would take a hour and a half to get to ur house so u got about a hour 25mins to figure out what location i ordered the delivery from
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Why won't you give me your number Dillon?
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>>723726208

Dillon Jeglum

1111 macarthur road
madison wi, 53714

If anyone wants to play WE FOUND YOU OP
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>>723726431

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS YOU THINK YOU ARE TOUGH BECASE YOU KNOW HOW TO USE FACEBOOK - FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
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Fat guy is gonna get it.We want video.
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Man this has been the easiest personal army request ever.
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Jesus christ /b/, when did you fall this far?
You know what the actual bait of this thread was, right?

You know the guy posting isn't actually the guy in the pictures, right? That you're all getting baited into doxing some fat kike because you're ignorant 13 y/o's?

I hate this meme, but fuck you cucks. /b/ was never good, but at least it didn't used to fall for this kind of obvious fucking bait.
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>>723726523
So hard
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How do fat people like you have sex?
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>>723722891
Holy fuck, you are both ugly.
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>>723716313
There's an impromptu Habbo raid habbening right now.
Shit is muhfuggin lit my brothers, get in here.

Let's spam He Will Not Divide Us.

room - picnic
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>>723723304
Oh whatsup man 414 here
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>>723726701

Are you kidding? /b/ was always fucking retarded. That's the whole point of /b/ for fuck sake.

This is where all the dipshits hang out so that the rest of 4chan can do worthwhile shit without getting inundated by spastic idiocy.
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Why is he so fat? And his whalefriend too?
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Can we make this a wisconsin bread now
414 here
Post sluts from the music scene
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>>723727016
Yet you're here......
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WHOEVER THE FUCK SENT PIZZA TO MY HOUSE IM GONNA COME FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU - FUCK YOU FAGGOTS - THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS LURKED BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ALL A BUNCH OR RETARD DEGENERATES WHO TRY TO BE "DARK AND EDGY" WHAT A JOKE
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Even if this was a bait, you guys made me chuckle, well done /b/
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>>723726741

YOU THINK YOUR FUCKING TOUGH YOU FUCKING FAG HIOW BOUT YOU COME VISIT ME?
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>>723727582
OH YEA HAHA REALLY FUCKING FUNNY - LETS BE A BUNCH OF BITCH ASS BULLIES - YOU DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE MET
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Ur weight is a joke .Oooops it real.
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STILL STAY LIT FOR YOU - COME AT ME
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FUCK BOYS
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>>723722891
Go home, you're drunk
You should calm yourself down before you have a heart attack from all that fat you have on you. it would be a shame if 4chan lost such a fine comedian
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>>723727535
>>723727718
>>723727849
>>723727948
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What a pig.
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STOP SENDING ME FUCKING PIZZAS AND CHINESE FOOD FAGGOTS
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>>723724437
heh about an hour drive from here
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Eat some pizza fat fagg.
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>>723727718
OK but idk if I'll be able to get it up for her. You have Viagra or Cialis right? I know creampies are your favorite and don't wanna disappoint
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>>723723120

You are obviously Stanley Kubrick. What are you doing on 4chan?
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Want a video of beating his fat ass
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>>723722891
Zach. You're still a pedophile piece of shit. Get a better fucxking hobby already.
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>>723727718
I am hungry though, should I have Rosatis, toppers, or Rocky Rococo deliver first? Maybe all three? OK ;-)
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>>723729661
kek...
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>>723729661
FUCK YOU FAG IM CALLING THE COPS THEY ARE GOING TO TRACK YOU DOWN.
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The pussy is gonna call the cops.The fat pussy
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My boyfriend can afford to take me to Disneyland, so you're still pretty shit.
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