>Walk into your bedroom >You find Barack Obama standing

Shake his hand and thank him for doing such a good job as president

>>723713425
shill spotted

I would draw my weapon and give him 10 seconds to vacate my abode.

Thank him for his service.

>>723713028
Say "thanks Obama" and go back to my country on foot

>>723713028
Call the cops and tell them a nigger is in my house stealing my tv.

Shoot that nigger

>>723713534
You're a fuckin baddass bro

I wouldn't be worried about anything because he isn't black, and proved incapable of doing anything during his time in office, so i'd ask him if he wanted to do some white shit like golfing or sending his kids to a liberal arts school.

Stab Satan right in the heart and watch him die

Realistically? Id probably jump and get scared thinking im losing it or im in serious shit

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>>723713028
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I would take a picture with him, and try to tell him how he was probably the best president ever

>>723713028
Thanks for doing what you could over the past 8 years. Some might be too young to remember the mess you had to clean up after George Bush; but hey you can only do so much.

Tell him, "I though I told you to close our prison in Guantanamo Bay. Now I'm going to have to use the whip."

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>>723713028
gtfo before his fucking drones get me

>>723713425
First post best post.

Same, and while he's here, I'd welcome him to stay for dinner and have a beer.

>>723713987
It blows my mind to think that some of the fags posting here weren't even in double digits when Bush left office. Time sure flies.

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>>723713425
>>723713613
>>723713987
something similar to this.

except for the drone, spying and quantomo shit, he was fucking great to have after the Bush era. Did a lot of a good, will go down in US history as a pretty good pres. at least compared to what we had previous.

>>723713534
Fuck off retard

>>723714397
Who is this semen demon?

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>>723714463
no idea, found it in a milf thread, here's one that's similar though.

Also I'd invite him to smoke a bowl with me. I don't really care for drinking so that would be my equivalent.

>>723714418

Obama oversees the greatest cultural rifts this country has seen in 3 decades... you congratulate him for a job well done... and I am the retard... I find your lack of logic worrying... and wonder how you are even able to put your clothing on by yourself on the daily

>>723713028
get on my knees, unzip his pants and suck his dick

>>723714746
russia pls go

>>723714397
Nice would smash

>>723713028
Express my right to use force in defending my family and property against unlawful intruders.

>>723714746
>Cultural rifts
>You mean a division that will take decades to fix
>Blacks hate police
>Women hate men
>Whites are blamed for everything

>>723714821
Your lack of logic continues to show... and I love how you are more worried about Russia, than say isis, who have performed more recent attacks on Americans than any other group... but yeah lets freak out about Russia because... ummm Muh Liberal Media told me to.

>>723713028
Call 911 to alert them a nigger broke into my house.

>>723713028
Who's Barack Obama?

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>>723715121
go suck putin's cock, faggot

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>>723713028
>shake his hand
>introduce myself
>offer him a beer
>thank him for saving US economy wrecked by Bush & Co.

>>723713028
Tell him to get back to work.

>>723713028
I tell him it was malia ann who seduced me, not the other way round.

>>723715318
mhmhmm
the taste of liberal tears

>>723715268
>I have no factual data to back up anything I say so I am just going to tell this person to suck someone who I am told is the enemy's cock.

>>723715363
Check your history... the economy is in the tatters it is currently in because of deregulation of banks, this started under the Regan administration, and has been expanded under every president since, this includes Bush Sr., Clinton, Bush Jr., and Obama.

>>723715652
yep. economy rebounded while Obama was prez. thanks for agreeing with me, anon. :)