Name ONE thing that would automatically 100% disqualify a girl

Being clingey. As much as I like attention, I also enjoy being left alone to my peace and quiet.

Low enough standards to want me.

There are many

>no drivers license
>no car
>no house or apartment
>no job
>jealousy
>frigid in bed
>overweight, not a little, like reality show overweight
>bad hygiene(this goes along with overweight)

This is just a start.

>>723707790
Smoking

>>723707790
Voting liberal

>>723707790
Age in double digits

>>723707790
Kids

>doesn't care about her health at all
>one word text replies 24/7
>beating me at 8 ball

constantly talking about ex boyfriends

admitting to never once getting dumped despite having many boyfriends

>>723707790
If she fucked a black guy. I am not a racist I just have preferences.

admitting to attempting suicide to get revenge on ex boyfriend

Watches soap operas

>>723708428
Being a liberal or feminist or both. Liberals are fucking disgusting.

>>723707790

The appearance of pubic hair or breast buds

>>723707790
Having a kid

Mental instabilities.

>>723708562
Underrated..

Having penis.

>>723707790
Dolphin teeth. You know where their teeth are really wide and really short and there's a ton of gum visible. Those kinds of people usually have stubby fingernails, too.

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Instead you should go Snapchat (z ).com and leak anyones nudes

Voting for Trump
Religious fanatic
Mental disability

Wait a minute....

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When they have those lines on the neck, I don't mean old skin, but like young non-fat girls which have them, so gross just thinking about kissing their neck kills my dick

nigger lover

crazy feminist

>>723707790
Weed is my main one, it disgusts me.

>>723708433
Kek

Having no eyes

>>723707790
>being a nigger

>>723707790
Voted for hillary
Muh patriarchy
Any other mental disability

Not having a feminine penis

>>723708447
this. fucking hard to find one that doesnt want them

>>723708706

show me a woman who is mentally stable. haven't dated one yet.

>>723707790
over manicured eyebrows. that's the sign of a batshit crazy bitch

>>723708562
I ask that question in a roundabout way on the first date...automatic disqualifier for me if they say anything but no

>>723708989
trump trump trump trump religion... fucking faggot.

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>>723709654
me either :(
some are really good at disguising it too...but not for long

A penis. Fuck you tranny lovers

>tfw All girls are disqualified because /b/

>>723709853
Ick.

>>723707790
vegan

>>723707790
Stupid.

has a black ex

>being a rape victim
>being a normie whore
>being weak
>letting me treat her like shit
>not being violent and psychopathic
>not liking BDSM

>>723707790
Having a penis

>>723707790
She's not into anal

or

She wants to have kids

>>723710087
found a faggot

>>723707790
Having a feminine penis

>>723708380
Fuck that. As a smoker I wish I had a gf who also indulged.

>>723709694
Roundabout? Elaborate please. I want to copy you.

>>723710230
it sucks bitch never gets her own and just smoke yours

>>723707790
Browses 4chan

>>723710203
Found a SJW

>>723708623
I think feminism is fine but it would be a deal breaker for a long term relationship if she was a wage gap-believing, #YesAllWomen, man-hating, "women are a minority" feminist.

>>723710203
when you grow up youll understand

>>723708989
Such a "tolerant" liberal we have here. Go back to your Bernie or Hillary shrine in your mom's basement you fucking waste of a human life.

I love succing on big asscheeks and licking bigg discusting harry testical sacks

ITT: a list of why no women want to fuck a /b/tard

>>723710469
here's a question: why is it OK on here to say "Hillary voting liberal" as criteria but when someone says "Trump voting religious fanatic" we get sperg outs like this?

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>>723707790
>Stupidity
>lying
>disloyalty
>drug use

A few years ago I was with this one gorgeous blonde, dated for a while but fuck she was stupid. She had great tits, nice ass, beautiful face, was great in bed, but lied about stupid little shit.

Once when I was with her and some of our mutual friends and having a few drinks at a restaurant, I asked her out of curiosity if she knew our nation's capitol (Canada) and she sat there for a second looking like she was thinking really hard, and gave the answer of "Uhhhhh.... Alberta?"

She was born and raised in Canada and didn't even know our fucking capitol city at age 20. Needless to say our relationship didn't last long after that.

Pic semi-related

>>723710434
>>723710434
this guy has a very small dick

>>723707790
If she smokes cigarettes
If she's against weed
If shes overweight, like, REALLY overweight
If she dislikes cuddling
If she dislikes puns
If shes a dumbass who's uneducated about a LOT of things (politics, fixing things, etc)
Yeah

>>723710694
Holy shit. What province were you people in at the time?

I was hanging out with this chick from Surrey in Edmonton and she asked me if Saskatchewan is big. Holy shit. Of I didn't answer her. Just looked at her. I asked her if she had ever seen a map.

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Bored of snapchat? > Snapchat (z ).com will help you today

>>723710694
>>723710694
>name one thing
>says 4
Dumb ass

Doesn't have a moot fanzine subscription

>>723707790
Having a vagina.

>>723710267
Me: Been on any bad dates lately?
Her: Yeah.. (blah blah blah whatever let her talk)
Me: Yeah...worse date was when I dated a black chick once about six months ago...she was smart and worked out alot but was crazy! One date is all I could handle...lol... (make up something weird like she had to keep calling her dad to check in) ...
Her: Yeah...that is weird!
Me: Oh well...(ask slyly) have you ever dated a black or asian guy?
Her: Yeah...you see there was this black guy...
Me: Look at the time...gotta go home to feed the dogs...lose my number bitch

>>723710150
Damn bby where u at? we are soulmates

>>723711396
Hahaha. Cool. Thanks. Kek. Will try it.

>>723707790
If she is smarter than me

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>>723711126
BC, both of us are locals, I was born on Vancouver Island and moved to the lower mainland when I was young. She was from Surrey too, went to school and graduated on time, but didn't know basic shit and made stupid decisions.

I later found out she had fucked some other dude at a party while high on molly and coke and dumped her as soon as i found out, I refused to touch that shit even though i did drink and smoke weed.

I guess the moral of the story is to make sure you're potential SO's are stable and somewhat intelligent, stupid bitches will ruin your life man, they are at least good lays though most of the time.

>>723707790
>not having a penis

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WHy don't you go to Snapcha z .com and all your worries will be gone!

>>723708428
Kys faggot

Former Mudd shark
Unintelligent/conservative
Fat/bad hygiene
Knows what 4chan is.

>>723711289
Lots of posters named multiple things you fucking dunce
>>723708450
>>723708623
>>723708989
>>723709418
>>723711052
>>723708336

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>>723708623
>>723708428


lol that's kind of a pussy move not wanting to be with somebody who disagrees with you. I'm a registered republican and my wife is a democrats. There's been no problem with this besides occasionally our political conversations get interesting, but not heated.

You fucking pussy.

Can't believe no one got the most obvious written down:

>not being able to speak the same language

>>723711693
My Surrey chick was nice. Really liked her. But I was only in Edmonton briefly.

How does a Surrey girl turn the lights on after sex? Kicks the car door open.

>>723711396
...that is fucking genius. absolutely perfect. Congratulations.

>>723707790

a dick

>>723707790
Femanine penis

Spells her name with an I on the end when it really shouldn't.

>>723707790
Pussy stinks.

Likes [insert something you like].

Doesnt have a penis.

>>723707790

ummmm I can name several.

If she's fat.
has a child with another man
has a nose ring
has short hair
listens to rap music

>>723707790
If shes black

>>723707790
feminism

feminism, and that coming from a moderate liberal. there are other dealbreakers too, but this is just a non-negotiable no-go

>>723707790
I'll fuck almost any girl except blacks.

But if she wants to permanently stay my gf, these are the things she can't do:

>Has had an abortion.
>Smokes.
>Does any kind of drugs.
>Has tattoos.
>Can't be below a 7/10 hotness rating.
>Can't not have a big ass. She has to have a big ass.
>Can't not like sex. She has to like sex enough for me to let me fuck her whenever I want.
>Can't not do blowjobs. She has to give me blowjobs every now and then.
>Can't be black.
>Can't not be white. She must be white. I won't even date a Mexican, unless she looked like Kim Kardashian, and even then, I'd dump her after a while to find a white girl.
>Can't have a criminal record.
>Can't have kids.
>Can't have been married. Although, I might let that pass if she didn't have kids with him.

>>723707790
Republican

I'm getting sick of country chicks. They've got it in thier head they're hot shit. Thier dad shows them how to shoot a rifle big deal. They go on and on about being a country gal or a Tom boy and shit like that. Just tired of it.

Funny urban chicks are the best.

>>723707790
>if she takes drugs excessively
don't get me wrong, I'd love to have a chick to smoke weed with or occasionally drop some md but I wouldn't want her to be that chick in the group that hangs out with all the guys and walks around half naked love buzzing on pills or whatnot.
I may be overly jealous but I don't think its ok when your gf sits on other guy's laps, gives them kisses and hugs them all the time. Sooner or later she'll end up in bed with one of them and you'll just have to get used to it

Overweight like alot

>>723707790
If she thinks she's people

>>723707790
my wizard status

>>723712985
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>>723711858

>>723707790
>100% disqualify a girl from becoming your girlfriend.
>girlfriend
Marriage

>>723713725
Reading this is sad. You'll never find happiness.

dated a nigger

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>>723713265
nose ring?
Ok Mohamed.

>>723708562
this and being a liberal

>>723707790
Not being able to cook.

>>723713725
You sound like a backwoods, uptight puritan asshat. Sadly your kind is still around. You voted for trump, are mad you can't say nigger in public anymore, are probably a closet cuck, and still feel inferior to whoever abused you as a child (meaning your dad).

In other words, go back to your safe place that is /pol/, you special snow cuckservative filth.

>>723715592
Are you a landwhale?

Fat.

>>723710230
get cancer you dumb cunt

>>723711396
>black
>calling her dad
How dumb are the bitches you date?

>>723714697
well done

not being asian

>>723710230
plz die soon

wait, never mind

>>723709304
Exact same for me. I can't explain anything I find wrong with it in an objective manner, it just disgusts me too.

>>723715938
Rekt him good xdddddd :DDDD

>>723710327
Correct. Living in a place where cigs 20 nzd$ plus for a twenty pack.

>>723708677
Underrated

>>723707790
Any unnatural hair color

Single mother

>>723711978
FUCKIN NORMIE!!! BREAK THE CONDITIONING!!! VOTE LIBERTARIAN!!! REEEEEE!

>>723707790
Not white.
/thread

>>723715592
lol wat

I'm latino. And I would have voted for Hillary if I could vote. (green card holder here)

>>723714992
I'm actually in a relationship right now. I am pretty happy. My girl pretty much meets those requirements. I live in Utah. So there's a shit ton of white women here.

Being shorter than 5 ft 2 inches.

>>723710230
me too. girls who smoke are hot.would share a cigarette with her

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>>723713265
seriously,what's wrong with girls who listen to rap music? you're fucking retarded nigga

>>723707790
Her penis.

>>723707790
She's ever posted that Monroe quote about deserving her at her best.

She's a selfish cunt and should be airlocked immediately.

>>723719700
Fucking this. That quote is the stupidest thing I've ever heard and Monroe was a literal dumb whore who other dumb whores worship.

>>723707790
There is no way a girl is becoming my girlfriend. Fuck these whores

>>723707790
>trans
>not paying attention to movies we watch that I recommend(even to fuck. Bitch this movie is dope we'll fuck after.)
>not paying her fair share of bills/bar tabs

>>723720179
>trans
Then its not a girl anon

>>723707790
penis

>>723707790
Not being able to nibble my big beefy butt log to extinction

>>723707790
>white women
>smokers

>>723707790
she's from Quebec.

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>>723708336
this
there is usually more than one thing wrong with women, and more than one reason to avoid a relationship with one

it's a question of which combination of these things you find to be least annoying that will determine whether or not you'll get into a relationship

>>723707790
Being a female is reason enough. Fucking retarded and illogical creatures. Id rather date and fuck a dog

To Ops question;
A dick.

A penis

She got to be CLEAN and shaved her pussy every week

>>723710203
Found a nigger

>>723707790
She must not have a vagina. Those are fake girls. Real girls have dicks

Have AIDS and be proud

>>723707790
Ever going to "da club"

>>723707790
Tattoos.
Smoker.

Either is a deal breaker.

>>723708428
This. Bitches shouldn't be allowed to breed let alone breathe.

No ass

>>723713966
No they're not.
They don't know how to do anything except fuck, and even then they're no good.
Plus, since they're likely only kids, they think they're so fucking special and nobody's allowed to hurt their precious feelings.
I'd rather have a country girl who knows how to cook, how to clean, that she isn't special, and who doesn't mind doing things in the real world.

>>723709153
This never even once occurred to anyone i think. Maybe you are just mentally ill

>>723707790
Disobedience.
Poor service ethic.

>>723707790
Feminazi

>>723707790
Having kids that aren't biologically mine.

>>723707790
If she's ever cheated in the past

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>>723707790
>anyone pic related wouldn't kill

>>723707790
I'm a faggot

>>723707790
She's dead

>>723709694
what a fucking loser

>>723724749
what if she had a feminine penis tho?

>>723716750
neckbeard detected

>>723707790
Smoking

>>723724833
Implying that matters?

>>723711396
this is actually pathetic

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>>723707790

She doesnt like games or anime.

Call me a weeb/neckbeard all you want, but these are things I spend so much time on that I want a partner that I can share it with.
Good thing I already got that

>>723711396
Thanks man +1 +1 +1 upvote

>>723724897
feminine penis

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>>723724973
Only for girlfriend material

>>723725063
Grow the fuck up cunt. Bet your room is a fucking state, Pig.

>>723710346
Thread

Niggers hanging from the ceiling

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>>723725358

Why are you so mad? Ive got a happy life, great gf, stable job. Life is looking pretty good.

I like dudes, first of all.

Isn't funny.
Doesn't smoke weed or experiment with drugs, like EVER.
Bald.
Is racist or homophobic.
Voted for trump.
Doesn't think I'm the best shit in the world.

>>723725271
Death!?

>>723709654
I've not met any but I'm pretty fucked in that department myself

>>723708336
Op here.

Start with the first one

No drivers license.

This alone defines a woman who has never grown up

>>723707790
if she tells my wife

>>723707790
uh she cant cheat on me? is that too obvious?

i wouldnt want to date someone that irritates me. like no chewing gum with your mouth open. loud chicks are annoying. i certainly wouldnt want her to be sexist. i dont think her being a murderer would be good either

>>723711396
Lmao

If she's black that would ruin everything

>>723711987
Like that even maters

>>723707790
Loud chewing
> misophonia

>>723707790

dated a nigger

>>723711978
I'd rather not get a rape accusation leveled against me because she disagrees with my opinions.

>>723707790
A penis.

>>723707790
Tattoos or peircings that arent ear peircings.

>>723707790
doesn't do anal

>>723726277
born without ovaries
aka
transgendered
aka
tranny faggot pretending to be a woman

progressive liberal

feminist

>>723710327
Lol i never bought a pack of cigarettes but I steal at least 3 a day when I'm with my gf, she does that by herself and I can't even roll one so she just rolls 2, I'm not even asking at this point

I can't think at only one thing but many:
>if she's too normie
>if she's not attractive
>if she has above average intelligence(but if she's super intelligent its fine cause she wouldnt be a normie)
>certain types of body
>certain types of personality

And maybe other things i csnt think of right now

>>723726918
Oh of course she can't not feminist and sjw

>>723708609
Same. Broke it off with a gf of 2 months so she couldn't get attached and put me through that later on.

>>723726836
jesus, this wasn't mentioned sooner? god damn.

>>723725545
No wonder you're a fag, and inversely.

>>723724628
every time

>>723707790
Being gay.

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Zero hobbies or interests

You gotta be able to constuctivly entertain yourself in a way that is related to not being a zombie slug or vapid dum dum.

Doesn't have to be real smart person thing or even good, making shitty bead jewlerly would be OK. You gotta be something more then just a wage slave.

I can overlook or at least make an effort to understand svertain things even if I don't agree with them.

But have a stupid tattoo, that I can't abide.

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this

>>723724937
"Haha, fucking neckbeard, not liking weed"
You're honestly retarded, people like and dislike what they want to.

>>723707790
not having a feminine penis

is shallow
has ABSOLUTELY no book smarts
follows mainstream culture too much
wears open-toed shoes excessively (feet are ugly)

>inb4 neckbeard
>inb4 buuthurt footfags

>>723728754
>inb4 *butthurt

>>723707910
you'll have plenty of alone time

>>723707790
She smokes and drinks a lot. That's shit tier especially if you plan to have kids with her. I will laugh at my ex if she gets kids because she smokes like two packs a day and drinks all the time.

>>723728754
Phoneposter with no booksmarts.

>>723707790
Her penis isn't feminine

>>723708562
Agreed

If she was a dude

>>723707790
A long string of bad boyfriends.
After a certain point, it's obvious that she's the problem, not them.

>>723707790
Massive debt or expensive illness.

>>723728445
Jesus Christ. The one with the vagina looks identical to this kid that was in my platoon when I was in the Army

>>723707790
Too conservative or too liberal, also throw in too religious

Boring/Unwilling to do new things/lazy

Drug/alcohol problem

Huge/too many tattoos (small simple ones are fine to me)

not eager to fuck, I mean I get if she doesn't want to bang all the time, but if I'm not getting laid at all, then nah, I don't want a prude

has had a lot of sexual/romantic partners in the past

>>723707790
If she expects anything from me without doing anything other than being a woman.

>>723715068
you seem like a faggot

>>723729885
This.
But shit, you have to have something REALLY worthwhile if she even considers doing that.

If she's attracted to me. Total turn-off.

>>723727232
Not a fag

>>723711396
You don't like white women that date black guys or you don't want to date a single mom?

>>723730554
you're a fag pretending to be femanon and even if you were femanon that was a shitty list. drugs are shit

>>723731135
Drugs are fun. I forgot to add "judgmental cunt" to my list.

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If she is a city girl it's out of the question.
Took years to find a woman who shares my passion for the outdoors.

Being fat

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>>723731135
Hence we'd probably never date

>>723731571
that looks like Invermere...

>>723731630
>using an emulator with ads
>having ads on your phone

>>723731756
>Invermere
Actually Norrland - Sweden.

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being religious

>>723731947
The ads don't bother me...

>>723732352
cuck

>>723729656
Bro, get creative with your tests.
I tell a really fucked up joke and if she laughs, I keep seeing her.
Otherwise, I leave the date then and there and stick her with the bill.

AIDS... or a cock

>>723707790
>Nigger

>>723732448
You're only teasing me because you like me.

>>723707790
If she's a democrat or libertarian.

>>723708428
All young women are liberal dumb turd

Not having proper communication.
Be it in the way of being well versed or in being able to talk with me seriously when necessary.
If we cannot talk things over or have a nice chat, then I'm not interested.

>>723711693
>"Fucked some other dude at a party while high on molly and coke"
aka every party girl in BC

>>723707790
Zionist

>>723710609
Because /b/ concentrates fringe failures who naturally become vicious through much solitary time and tend towards power fantasy which naturally leads to all things extreme and ungenerous.
ie Trump.

>>723713725
>Has had an abortion
>Can't have kids

being black

>>723707790
Having a penis

>>723708706
Give up on that one. You'll be fapping for life son.

>>723707790
> black

>>723723152
just the term "country girl" is so cringy to me. like women actually identify as "country girls" is so hilarious

>>723713475
/thread, there is no other reason not to fuck a women. What are you guys gay?

>>723726918
you wouldnt date a smart bitch? why?

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>>723707790
>She is over the age of 15