Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>723699147 The rules

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>>723705796
Came home the next morning at about 10am and couldn't get to sleep so I'm still shattered

>Rias claimed

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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>723705779
idk

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>>723705715
Who doesnt?
>>723705779
Its pretty broken
>>723705937
Orange county california

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I'm the best.

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>Constanza claimed

also, how is everybody?

hi

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>>723705957
I always do
>>723706035
Diabetics
>>723706137
A-ROOOOOOUND

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>>723706311
Wrong song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW9NqCHRc38

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>>723706042
Oh, that sucks big time. Hope you get a nice rest today!

@Tali shouldn't you be happy it rains then? I always hear about your country burning

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>>723706311
Well im not diabeetus

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claimed

>>723706403
We arent in a drought any more. And it needs to rain on friday/saturday only

>>723706509
hi

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So what's this table that's been made of everyone here? What's that all about, looks like I just missed while I've been gone

>>723706403
Yeah I will do hopefully

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>>723705638

Ah, I see, it's a shame...

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>>723706385
Dont care. No ones ever gonna bring you down.
https://youtu.be/a247R3mNs5A
>>723706422
Thats good. Is best.

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>>723706680
Youre good; is best

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>>723706642
some autist made a shit table uwu

>>723706589
Did Sono come back?

>>723706509
I like her eyes

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>>723706794
Right, so which Rias is on the table?

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>>723706749
Rood. Buy me a drink first, at least.

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>>723706841
idk uwu

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>>723706874
Whats your poison?
Also
>genuine compliments for giving me lemonade
>rood

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>>723706950
Hi there, is there anything you'd like me to refer to you as? Just to ease confusion

>>723706811
for a very short time and he wouldnt add me

>>723707097
Why did he remove you?

>>723707162
hes thinks hes bad for me

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Claimed
2

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>>723707022
Basically anything that isnt shit or the cheapest.
>you never said 'nice lemonade'
>rood

>>723707263
Who's this qt?

>>723707234
>>723707234
Is he?
>>723707263
I saw your thread yesterday

>>723707353
no i need him

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>>723707318
>>723707318
Your self-esteem

>>723707353
That wasn't my thread, I just jacked this picture,l like I always do.

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>>723707085
call me whatever you want :o

>>723707432
Sounds like he is bad for you though if you think you need him
Why do you think you need him

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>>723707308
Johnnie walker blue?
>the compliment was in exchamge for the lemonade not aimed at the lemonade
>not rood
>>723707437
That doesnt make any sense

>>723707512
Cumbucket

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>>723707512
...I guess 'other rias' will do for now then
>>723707559
Or that

>>723707523
because he understands me

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>>723707527
Let me rephrase:
Their name is Satori.

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>>723707616
i probably won't be avatarfagging as rias fot long tbh
>>723707559
uwu

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>>723707527
>there were no compliments at all, just statements about diabeetus
>rood against people with the beetus
A bit too expensive for what it is. There are far better, cheaper single malts out there.

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>>723707745
Are you going to find a new waifu to avatarfag as soon?
-w-

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>>723707745
Okay, cool with me dude

>>723707802
no
i don't want to avatarfag

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>>723707731
Oh ok hi
>>723707797
>you are good; is best
>not compliment
Gooby pls, the only thing i said about diabeetus was i didnt have it

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>>723707889
Why not? You'll all the internet attention you want if you choose a suitable waifu.

>>723708019
Hi there Ms. Thighs

>>723707639
Are you still going to your therapist?

>>723708064
because avatarfagging is bad uwu

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>>723708156
There is literally nothing wrong with being an avatarfag.

Did that spic Klonata shove the idea that it's such a bad thing into your head? I hope not.

>>723708135
not for a while i havent been

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>>723708064
>i enjoy that nick name as much as i enjoy talis thighs

>>723708291
Why not?

>>723708286
klonata has never been anti avatarfag :o

did you switch avatar? uwu

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>>723708348
Nice thighs, nice butt, nice back. Your waifu has it all.

>>723708402
Really? -u-

Did I switch avatar? What kind of question is that?

>>723708387
i dont need him

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>>723708348
Nice thighs tbh, just hope you don't have a foot fetish

>>723708555
you sound like you have him confused with me :o

a relevant one uwu

>>723708596
I really think you do

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>>723708655
I dont have a fetish but i enjoy the feet like any part of a woman.
>>723708555
Thats a reason she is best waifu

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>>723708718
Fine, fine. I switched avatars a few times.

No, I don't have Klonata confused with you.

>>723708726
why whats wrong with me?

>>723708867
what a loser uwu

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>>723708857
Can we get some lewds for those trips I rolled? Just one?...

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>>723708967
u//w//u

>>723708924
The same thing as before you went to see your therapist

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>>723708984
Semi lewds only is my new resolution

>>723709032
wuw

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>>723708984
Eh

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WHy don't you go to Snapchat (z ).com and all your worries will be gone!

>>723709061
no its not im better now

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>>723709077
Well, it's certainly a step in the right direction.

>>723709091
wow!

>>723709092
?

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Shielder detected
>>723709205
You think you are, but here you are saying you need someone again. It's Kurome part 2

>>723709271
Oh look at this faggot

>>723709271
did i reply to shielder?
brb killing self

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>>723709250
Don't think trips are worth Tali nudes
>>723709320
Cheeky beeky

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>>723706589
Hi

>>>723706509 (You)
Thanks, how are you?

>>723709388
how are you?
>>723709271
no its not i just want him as a friend

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>>723709386
I disagree. Tali's posted lewds for dubs before.

>>723709271
-.-

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>>723709250
I dont wanna be called lewd anymore
>>723709386
>>723709551
I require quads now

>>723709484
It's nice to want friends, but you seem like you need him to just get through things right now

>>723709631
whats wrong with that?

>>723709683
Needing a bit of help is fine. The way you're coming across seems like it's more than just a "bit" of help

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>>723709551
Well that's the old Tali I guess
>>723709606
That's a nice resolution, good for you

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WHy don't you go to Snapchat (z ).com and all your worries will be gone!

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>>723709551
The way you talk is just a bit too obvious. Try harder next time

Hi

>>723709737
trust me im fine its nothing bad

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>>723709813
Even my criplling debt, wowee
>>723709747
^-^

>>723709873
hi

>>723709897
What exactly do you need to talk to him about?

>>723709606
Quads it is.

>>723709747
Once a lewd, always a lewd.

>>723709870
Oh no, I've been caught. Better pack my bags and go home.

>>723710060
hi

>>723709954
why does it matter to you?

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>>723709898
>>723709928
>>723710088
Thanks~
>>723709916
Aww
>>723710038
Nah

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>>723710088
GARAGE

>>723710145
Would you like to talk about it?

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>>723710038
I would of rolled quads had it not been stupid 4chan not letting me post. Boo!

>>723710179
You shh.

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Claim

>>723710060
Why

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>>723709484
I'm fine, how about you comrade no name?

>>723710237
i dont know but definitely not here

>>723710315
Would you like to talk about it not here?

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Why don't you go Snapchat (z ).com fap to schools hottest girls pics

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>>723710197
HERE IN MY

>>723710351
i guess

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Who wants to take bets on who the garbage gif guy is?

>>723710256
Why would I shh?

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> Anonymous 02/26/17(Sun)11:55:11
> Anonymous 02/26/17(Sun)11:55:41 No.723710494 ▶
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>Who wants to take bets on who the garbage gif guy is?
>>>723710256 (You)
>Why would I shh?

Hmm. Because I asked you?

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>>723710197
Hey, I got something for you.
>>723710179
You're welcome.
>>723710290
You were a random casualty.

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Bored of snapchat? > Snapcha z .com could help you today

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WHy don't you go to Snapcha z .com and all your worries will be gone!

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>>723710580
Mean
>>723710691
Oh okay then, never mind I guess

>>723710446
Which not here would you like to use? I've got some time

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>>723710038
Nowd dont get em
>>723710179
Ill nibble your earlobe

>>723710805
do you have a discord?

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>>723710806
I just got my ear pierced the other day, so maybe leave that for a week or so

>>723710904
Yes

>>723710991
give

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>>723710946
What abput the other ear

>>723711088
IRageQuit232#8730

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>>723711097
no

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Claimed

>>723711351
fuck off

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>>723708019
>and I said buy me a drink beforeyou compliment me
>rood
Still. Lotsa diabeetus.

>>723711351
gay

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>>723711351

>>723710370
BORN TO READ
COLLEGE IS A FUCK
READ EM ALL 1,000,000$
I AM TAI LOPEZ
410,757,864,530 DEAD LAMBORGHINI'S

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>>723711590
>Implying any porn has real women
You're hilarious

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Why don't you check out Snapcha z .com leak your crush nudes

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>claiming

>>723710758
Will you be gone if I do it?

>>723711895
It'll be gone if you report it as spam. After all someone is paid to do that.

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>>723711728

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what a bunch of gay losers

>>723711895
I want to see Taiga eat your butthole!

>>723712415
me too:

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>>723711590
Already did.
Twice

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>Winner present

>>723711590
>Critical fucking hit

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Hi

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>>723712183
Can't really think of a sadder job than that, can't imagine it pays too well either.

>>723712445
Great

Heyo

>>723712611
hi

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>>723712519
The only winner I know was a green-haired vampire

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>>723712305
All I wanted was a tomato!
>>723712415
>including you

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>>723712519
you can't just switch waifus

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>>723712760
I'm bi :o
>>723712459
thanks

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>>723712724
Every time someone posts this I smile and then die a little bit inside.

>it's still me, I swear

>>723712793
There's absolutely no evidence I've done such a thing.

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>>723712703
How are you?

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>>723712981
Shiragami pls

>>723712989
Dieing inside.
you

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>>723712793
>>723712724
Shots fired. One by a
>triple nigger

>>723713070
amatsu

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I haven't left my bed yet today. send help.

>>723713235
*hug*

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>>723713118
Starvation.

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>>723713161
Triple nigger you say?

>>723713194
Who :^)

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>>723713070
>Mina now pls

>>723713161
Good thing I'm wearing my bulletproof heretic vest.

>>723713235
If you get dressed at the very least you'll feel better. That's something that gets me out of those days.

>>723713364
Eat.

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>>723713410
>heretic attacking heretic for heresy
This is a shitshow.

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Amatswhokaze

>>723713364
You can eat me if you want. Not like I care to be alive, anyway. Although, I probably won't taste very good. They say losers taste terrible.

>>723713161
>triple nigger
so he holds the gun thrice as awkwardly as a regular nigga before shooting?

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>>723713505
There is literally a ton worth of heresy in these threads at any given time.

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>>723713446
I'm going to soon.

>>723713551
Buy me food instead.

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>>723713625
>words to live by

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>>723713446
Shiragami pls

>>723713505
The best kind of shitshow

>>723713537
Nice crop

>>723713673
I'm a broke, jobless sob. There's no money for me to do that. I have some packed noodles instead, if you'd like.

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>>723713756
Yeah send them to Siberia please.

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>>723713750
Thanks

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>>723713625
Make sure to eat your veggies, or you'll die maybe.

>>723713750
bote pls

You'll always be a winner to me, no matter how many white-haired botes you trade out for either white-haired botes

>>723713756
Packed noodles can be made into great things with any amount of fresh, cheap ingredients, you broke, jobless sob.

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>>723713978
It's almost as if it was a crop made by someone else
>

>>723714039
Pls
Just how many green-haired dumb girls are you willing to go trough until you realise this
That you aren't a winner

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>>723714039
Nice heresy, you win.

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>>723713446
I'm up and eating donuts. wheat next?

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>>723714203
I hear it was made by some nigger who threw aside a better bote for a worse one

>>723713852
You sure they won't be confiscated? I don't want my noodles to go to waste.

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>>723713756
Toss in anything fresh as >>723714039 says, and you got yourself a tasty meal. Got anything in the fridge you can put in it?

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>>723714274
Weird, last time I checked he upgraded

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>>723714203
>Green-haired dumb girls
>you aren't a winner
>Critical hit x2

I bet you don't like pineapple on your pizza

>>723714248
I always win.

>>723714258
Whatever you think is fun, I don't know what your hobbies are.

>>723714376
I have ketchup, mayanoise, mustard, some lettuce, and bbq sauce.

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>>723714527
This leads me to believe you subsist off of pre-cooked store-bought hamburgers.

You don't have any vegetables?

>>723714490
Do you ever get tired of winning

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>>723714469
Nah, downgrade. Severely, I have a list that shows it

>>723714739
That's what I used to do, until I couldn't buy hamburgers anymore.
I have some celery and carrots. That's about it.

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Post Guilty Pleasures.

https://youtu.be/e8b0x4yMJkw

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>>723714527
Wew. No frozen vegetables in the freezer? Eggs? Lots of condiments there, but all you got to work with is the lettuce, and that's...eh.

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yo this is gay nigga get this shit off the internet

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>>723714886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSf_i1SUFhM
>>723714941
lol

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>>723714747
All I do is win win win no matter what
Got winning on my mind
I can never get enough

>>723714829
Julienne carrots to add to ramen once you get more vegetables and meat to add. Maybe some eggs as well.
And throw away the celery if you aren't a fucking loser

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>>723714886
>Guilty Pleasures
Fuck off mate that's quality stuff, nought guilty with that

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>>723715037
Heh. High school didn't treat you very well, did it?

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>>723714886
Rise Against circa 2011
Linkin Park circa 2007

I wish I was dead.

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>>723711245
Belly button
>>723711428
And so i started offering drink choices
>not rood

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>>723714886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLXp0MY5Mko

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>>723715227
I wish you knew how to post YouTube links.

I understand you don't really need to for those two, but it wouldn't hurt.

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>>723715037
Treated me fine, I know why you'd think that though
>>723715227
>why is everything so heavy
>>723715270
That's disgusting dude

>>723714931
Nope...
I know, I know. I've been living this life for months now. This is what I deserve.

>>723715027
Why the celery?
I'll see if I can budget some eggs into the house. Or I may ask the neighbors for some.
Thanks for the tips.

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>>723714886
I loved that game, bullshit drag races and everything.
https://youtu.be/xkLHvWlBWng

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>>723715446
>game
What?

https://youtu.be/e8b0x4yMJkw

hi

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>>723715541
THAT ISN'T ELLIE!

https://youtu.be/0NKUpo_xKyQ

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>>723715330
You broke it

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>>723710197
I made this for you, darling.

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>>723715295
I was referencing whole albums, a link wouldn't do much.

>>723715340
Celery tastes like refried dick and anyone who doesn't agree isn't a winner.

Although it can be added to ramen (thinly sliced, otherwise to preference) if you're willing to put aside your dignity. It doesn't matter how broke you are, one is almost always able to get eggs from somewhere. They're a staple for those without funds.

>>723715703
hi

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>>723715340
>>723715340
Nah, not my place to judge. I had a point in time where I lived off rice, beans, and canned whatever because it's all I could afford. You get resourceful about it after a while.

Add some onions to the carrot and celery, cook gently in butter/oil, and then you have a mirepoix you can use for soups and other things. If you're really scrimping it, toss in some chicken/vegetable broth, black pepper, and some lentils for a basic soup. If you can afford it, add sliced franks or even bologna for poverty-tier meal that tastes solid.

Rice, beans, eggs, and some basic vegs will go a long way if you're as broke as it gets.

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https://youtu.be/_LuYdnPy8tA

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>>723715541
That was featured in NFS:Most Wanted when the 360 was new.
https://youtu.be/aROYzazi8uM

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>>723715330
I don't know it's what I was into around those times.

>>723715791
Heya, Haruhi.
How are things treating you?

>>723715869
This is some A+ advice.
Broke does not necessarily mean no options.
It's not the lap of luxury (I lived off of white rice for longer than I'd like to admit), but it'll keep you alive.

>>723715940
Your love of vehicles extends to vidya as well, it seems.

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>>723715940
Oh, gotcha. I only know about it because my friend unironically enjoys A7X

>>723715661
Hey that's pretty good, thank you.

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>>723716150
Yeah I know people who were, I just like metal music for nothing other than the fact that I like it, ygm?

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>>723714886
More recently this but Jamiroquai as a whole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMtKQMAZqw

>>723716653
sure i guess
>>723716150
hi

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>>723716653
I wish I was better at cooking, honestly.
That's more Rory's thing, if I recall correctly.

>>723716687
>anything that sounds like metal to me as metal
Nailed it.
I've just given up on referrign genres entirely, honestly.
Obviously there's broad shit, but people like to argue, and there's no getting around that, so I just talk about individual artists at this point.

>>723717039
>How are things treating you?
>hi
You seem nice, but this is a two-way street, you know. Tell me something.

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>>723714886
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cwavkax8o3U

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>>723714886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO7kCUjUaUE

>>723717149
>>723716687
referring to genres*
Helluva typo

>Winner

>>723717149
good

>>723717212
>>723717212
>>723717212

>>723717149
Glad I'm not the only one who feels like that tbh, obviously I'll sometimes draw the line between screamo and metal when it gets to the point of AA or Suicide Silence

>>723716968
Jamiroquai is nothing to feel guilty about