33yo virgin with small dick, 5ft7 , 260 lbs, broke (med shool

>>723694474
get some xanax, coz nigga you trippin

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fuckin viagra dude
cialis
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>>723694474
if you think dick size and height matters you're a betacuck

if you're alpha as fuck you could be a short little guy with tiny cock and still fuck my bitch

>>723694618
If u have trouble talking to girls, this

>>723694474
y you torture benis tho?

>>723694474
as long as that med school debt will eventually convert into a real med degree you have nothing to worry about.

she is probably in the /b/ equivalent for girls posting about how insecure she is going on a date with a doctor

>>723694474
5'7 is relatively average and your dick is big enough to get the job done even if it won't win any prizes at the state fair. You are a fat sack of shit though.

More importantly, why are you interested in dating an Amazonian?

>>723694474
She's obviously gold digging, but who cares?

You're a self described 33 yr old virgin. It will probably help you gain a lot of self confidence to get laid at all, let alone a 100lb gym bunny. Just fuck her.

>>723694474
All else fails, you're small enough to just climb up in her.

>>723694474
Another morning posting this thread, eh? That's what, a week straight now?

>>723695314
dude i work as a resident 100h a week in a hospital, residents make like 30 k a year, while having this huge debt. watch all those TV Shows Greys Anatomy and so on where the young doctor are poor as fuck and slave away. i have zero money and until i finsih my residency and i will be around 38y

fukin betas!
who cares wat size ur dick is! bitch is lucky i even speak to her much less give her the dik!

i might even let her cum but only if im feelin generous.

you beta fuks worried about if she likes you or how big you dik is while im fukin bitches gettin my nut off inside of them and movin on to the next bitch when i get tired of her!

yet ive got TONS of bitches tryin to get with me.

WTF happened to "men" these days!

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>>723694474
You're obese and broke, yet you think it's a good idea to spend money on dick "enlargement" tools? How about losing some weight instead, will also help with your financial problems.

No wonder you failed med school

It's also not a suprise that you're a virgin if you think girls give any fucks about your penis size, and care less about your weight.

Fix your shit

>>723695745
most of these shit posts are a auto-bot that auto posts on 4chan to help move things along.

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>>723696145
wut i finished med shool last year, and the "tools" are FDA approved and i got them mostly for free from medical studies. both the pump and extender are prescribed

>>723695960
This is exactly what deterred me from med school, I don't want to work 100 hours a week.

But I would like to fuck the hot young nurses. That career field seems to be booming.

First of all, lose weight, bro...

I'm 5'7, pretty fit, and weigh 150 lbs... There's no reason why you should weight 260 lbs...

Definitely go on the date, she must like your personality and she's probably willing to coach you. Maybe she sees potential.

My girlfriend is a 5'11" runway model, sexy as fuck. Don't worry about the height, just be confident. You'll be the same height when laying down in bed together.

GO ON THE DATE. BE CONFIDENT. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?! (hint: NOTHING)

>>723694474
>girl
Better learn how to eat pussy, faggot. As soon as she cums you'll never see her again.

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>>723696268
You got free penis enlargement tools from your medical studies?
You got penis enlargement tools prescribed?
You managed to get 100k in debt from your med school studies and you were still allowed to get your degree?

>>723696555
>You managed to get 100k in debt from your med school studies and you were still allowed to get your degree?

Do you know understand how student loans work? Ffs, son. Go to school; you might learn something.

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im 6'1, 350lbs and still fuck like a rabbit. most of my weight is muscle, but i do have a belly.

all that matters is your confidence, bitches love the attitude that shows you are capable of anything

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If you have like 30 penis enlargement tools you probably have zero confidence.

Learn to not be ashamed of yourself, it will help you in the long run.

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>>723696651
Ok so why are you crying that you're broke then? You still get student loans at the age of 33? How many years did you fuckup?

In EU we don't use this retarded system, I study medicine myself friendo.

bitch do you upload this thread every fucking day?

>>723696963
i started med shool at 27 and finished a year ago, i dont have to pay back all student loans at the same time so thats why i still have 100 K left to pay back in line the next 20 years or so

>33yo virgin with small dick, 5ft7 , 260 lbs, broke
>was asked out on a date form 8/10 hot youn girl, 6ft1 100 lbs ripped gym instructor
KEK, seems legit