We haven't had one of these today. You know the drill, dubs

>>723686429
Rolling for cock monster

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>>723686522
A cock monster appears. It seems to have developed sentience as well

>>723686429
Rolling for a dirty nigger

>>723686617
Rolling for a vagina monster

Rolling for Chinese Civilization

>>723686429
Rolling for mega jew

>>723686617
Rolling for the cock monster to build a hut.

Hot asian chicks arrive and set up camp.

>>723687183
roll

>>723687112
Rolling for tampon monster

>>723686429
a random nigger shows up and chops down all the trees, the world is now a post apocalyptic wasteland

roll for cock gets sliced in half

>>723686617
Rolling for Chinese hat on cock monster

The sea level rise.

Roll for a wild nigger to appear

Donald Trump arrives and starts gagging on the monster dick

>>723687279
This needs to happen.
Roll

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>>723687199
Very well, the cock monster builds a hut. It's primitive in design but it will protect him from the elements.

>>723686617
Rolling for a bit of jizz coming out of cock monsters head

>>723687388
Winrar

>>723686429
Tsar Bomba

>>723686429
Rolling for buck teeth on cock monster

Rolling for vagina monster

>>723687526
Re-rollerino

Rolling for alligator

Rolling for dick gets a boat

>>723686429
Rolling for slit eyes on cock monster

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>>723687388
The cock fashions a Chinese style hat from twigs.

>>723687526
This

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>>723686429
that picture reminds me of the flag of River Gee County

Rolling for a bigger black cock monster to come and enslave the white cock monster.

>>723686429
Roll for vagoo monster

>>723687682
Natives take up arms against the giant cock monster

Biggie cheese comes in and sings bombastic.

>>723687644
Alligator winrar!

>>723687666
Dick gets a boat winrar!

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>>723687644
>>723687666
The cock monster builds a boat but is unable to use it to explore the area because of the alligator that has entered the nearby waters

>>723687844
A local tribe has discovered the cock monster and sent a group of warriors to fight it.

>>723688173
Cock monster uses jizz attack to defeat coon tribe

>>723688173
a giant snek appears and wraps itself around the cock monster making him x3 more dangerous.
2 nignogs die in the process

>>723688302
Roll

rolling for alligator eats the niggers to protect the cock

>>723687608
Rolling

>>723688173
Natives worship the cock monster and send all their women to stroke the shaft

>>723688843
Reroll

Penis monster explodes in a gory mess. Warrior eat the remains

>>723688302
Rolling again

>>723688718
Reroll

>>723688302
This

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>>723688877
The natives begin to worship the cock monster, their women are sent to pleasure it.

>>723689350
Cock monster cums from pleasure. Jizz shoots the hat into orbit, and thus the first saterlite was launched by landofb

>>723689520
rolling for this

the end

>>723689520
Rolling

>>723687526
Do this

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>>723689599
The cock monster cums do to the stroking of the native women. His hat is shot into orbit by the force of the ejaculation.

>>723689824
A10 bombs the cock

>>723689824
Alligator opens mouth and uses the now large surface of his mouth to send first signal to the saterlite. Signal simply says "Cuck".

The cock gets mad because it lost its hat

Aliens see the satellite hat and reach earth to investigate

>>723689949
Rolling for this

>>723690107
rollin for this

Nigger steals tree.

>>723689979
roll

>>723689933
Winrar, also bump while op delivars

>>723689979
roll

A black dick appear

>>723690107
Rerolling

A black cock appears after the monster is bombed

OP better be slow because of the A10 research. If OP is slow because of suddenly sucking dicks, then OP is fag.

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>>723689933
An A10 flies overhead, having detected the launch of the hatellite© and bombs the cock monster, killing it and the native women and leaving a crater.

(Aftermath picture will be in another reply)

>>723690667
Reroll

>>723690667
roll

Rolling for vagina monster

>>723690667
roll

>>723690667
This

>>723690667
1 off from trips..!!

Rolling for this

>>723690667
This one

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>>723690691
The area around the cock monster is devestated, leaving only the native warriors, alligator and boat.

>>723690667
Rolling for this

>>723690890
Roll

>>723690667
rolling fucking again

>>723690667
Dis one

>>723690667
Re

OP suddenly appears and tries to deepthroat a tree.

>>723690667
Another roll

>>723691122
>>723691133
Winrar
Kekd with last one

Native warriors suck each other cocks and claim its not gay if its a feminine penis.

>>723691133
>>723691122
>>723691199
Another winrar, the best is the second one

>>723687726
holy shit thats bad. how did you even know about this place?

And suddenly the tribespeople are transported to OP's desktop where they browse through his various personal files

One of the warriors, after cumming from the straight blow job, collapse into the lake

A nazi cock appears to kill the black cock

>>723691522
Nice

>>723691122
>>723691133
>>723691199
>>723691522

>>723691613
OP deliver now

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Heres a cute video while we wait for op

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>>723691199
The native warriors begin to suck eachothers cocks and say it isn't gay

>>723691122
>>723691522
A black cock and nazi cock appear and begin to fight

>>723691731
you can see the disappointment in his eyes rofl

>>723691853
Right wing death squad arrives and kills everyone

Nazi cock wins and build nazi hut

slavs invade

both cocks fight each other and fuse into one black nazi cock

the habbo /b/tards block the pool

>>723691133
Winrar that got left out

>>723692454
As much as I'd like to, there's limits on what I can draw. I honestly don't know how to go about that.

Alligator eats niggers

Nazi dick builds a huge condom that it uses as a gas chamber for the black dick.

>>723687112
ReRoll

Niggers steal boat

>>723692908
Rolling for nazi gas dick chamber

Send in the flamethrowers

alligator kills black cock

>>723691853
cast a enchantment "no cocks allowed"

>>723693027
re roll

Don't let the dubs dry period destroy this thread. Needs more attempts.

Rolling for Nazi dick throws Black dick into water, alligator snacks on black dick.

>>723692908
Rolling for gas chamber

>>723693502
roll

>>723693502
DAMMIT WE NEED DUBS! ROLL

>>723693502
This. Rawl

>>723692908
Gas chamber GET

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>>723693502
Roll

Random fanny gif while we wait for dubs

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If dubs, OP decides.

>>723693502
Roll

>>723693502
rolling

>>723693502
Roll

>>723694259
Roll

>>723693502
fucking rolllllllllllllllll

>>723693502
dubs are nonexistant in this thread. roll

>>723693502
llor

30 posts without dubs.
There's a 10% chance of dubs per post.
This means we now have more like a 50% or more chance of dubs.

If dubs, Gas chamber

>>723693502
Roll

>>723693502
please work. roole.

>>723694855
WINRAR

>>723694855
Fucking finally. OP probably died of old age waiting for this.
Also rolling for gas chamber, in case of future jew dicks

>>723693502
Fucking rollerino.

trump shows up

>>723686429
aids infects the trees

US plane drop condoms missiles on all dicks and trees

>>723693502
Fucking rollerino.

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>>723694855
The nazi dick throws the black dick into the water. The alligator begins to eat the black dick.

>>723695505
Nazi dick puts tribe of niggers in concentration camp

Rolling for Gas Chamber

trump shows up and builds wall to stop mexican dicks

Chinahat Saterlite (Haterlite) suddenly deorbits due to orbital decay and crashes into existing crater. Crater becomes larger and reveal a hidden underground lair.

Giga Nigga rises from the ocean.

>>723695792
reroll

>>723690980
traps show up on there own boat and fuck the natives

>>723695792
reroll

it takes 2 trips to kill giga nigga

>>723696140
reroll

a giant adam sandler from "click" rises from the ocean, attaches the half-eaten black cock to his forehead, and uses his remote to summon a black hole that destroys the surrounding solar system. aliens are sent from somewhere in the andromeda galaxy to investigate the strange disappearance of system 37245-G.

God President Donald Trump shows up and cures the natives of there niggetry turning them white, in doing so they make a village and a shrine to Trump.

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>>723696177
Win fucking rar. I have to see this

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>>723696177

>>723696177
Haterlite survives. Aliens find Jizz covered satelite and start cloning with genetic material

Naked Lolis fill the land.

Loli Civilization spawns.

>>723696177
I'm sorry but that requires at least trips, probably even quads. I know I haven't been following that rule strictly but I'm going to now.

>>723696261
Roll

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>>723696177
Mike Pence shocks the aliens using his lighting god powers and invades there home planet.

Kek sends frogs to plague the land

>>723696666
>>723696666
>>723696666
WUTWUTWUT

>>723696607
stop bitching faggot, just cover the photo with black and draw a spaceship. continue the story from there

>>723696666
Satanic quints

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>>723696666
QUADS CONFIRMED.
What u gonna do now OP?

>>723696666
you ruined my story, go back to your trailer and kys

The villagers suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole.

>>723696791
rolling

>>723696844
WINRAR

>>723696844
winner. come on and let's have it OP

>>723696666
checked

Mike Pence Lord of Thunder destroys planet

>>723696922
Well the planets been fucking destroyed, and Mike Pence has invaded the aliens, I don't think natives are around to see this

>>723696844
>>723696922
Double dubs. Come on OP

Bear appears

>>723697216
bear doesn't appears ;0P

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>>723696666
Well holy shit I guess I have to do what the guy before you says now because it leads to what you say. Mike Pence invades the alien planet, a great galactic war between the aliens and Mike Pence God of Thunder breaks out.

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>>723696666
op needs to fucking deliver

>>723697264
op i wont hate or curse u thnx for the cool posts man

Not sure what is most amazing
> Quads timing
> OP made an effort, delivard

Rolling for vagina space monster

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>>723697264
nice job OP

rolling for Pence to destroy aliens and make little Penceoids to be the new civilization of the planet (then we follow there story of course)

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mike pence cometh

Pence fries the niggers with thunder. Rollem.

>>723696382
Rolling

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>>723697727
top kek

Rolling for LGBT space ship to get into war with Pence along with aliens

Nazi and the kkk invade

>>723697848
Rolle guacamole

>>723697913
rolling

>>723696382
RollRolling

>>723697597

rolling

>>723698083
rollierollie

>>723698083
rollierolliewhatsinthepocketolie

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>>723697597

need new Adam and Eve story but with Pence

rolling for this

>>723697848
Roll these niggers

>>723696382
RollRollRolling

Poles appear, destroying everything, then rebuildig with commie blocks.

>>723698488
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>723698488

checked

clones get into war with Pence's Penceoids (miniature pences) on the alien planets surface.

>>723697913
Roll

>>723697913
Rolling

>>723686429

The lake becomes fire.

>>723697913
Rollerino

>>723697913
Roll for this

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>>723698488
The aliens clone an army of chinese hat wearing super soldiers to fight the pence menace.

By the way if this thread dies check the front page for a continuation, I intend to make one.

Pence wins and, after destroying aliens planet, he eats nazi duck

>>723699786
Reroll and *dick, sorry

Bumpaloo

>>723697913
Rolll

>>723699094
>>723699094
/po/ takes over the world

>>723700425
comeone baby

>>723700425
Roll

>>723700425
liike i have anything better to do with my life on sunday XD
wew just got 425 captcha

>>723700573
>te] [Auto] 10
wwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>723700425
so this is what if feels like to spam for digits.

>>723700425
honestly i couldn't give a flying fuck what anyone thinkss bout this i just want my digits

>>723700425
the only way to counter roll spams is denying their digits wich would actually make me mad lol

>>723700707
7/11
-whips belt like whip on a man on all fours-

>>723700425
-chocolate pours out of his mouth as he dies-

>>723700425
"what's for breakfast dad?"

>>723700425
e

>>723700425
is the magic word mike pence
idk who he really is even srryh

>>723700425
i'm not from americas

Trump is impeached, pence assassinated, and Jeb Bush becomes our eternal president

>>723700425
life is full of mysteries

>>723700934
and if this nigga got digits i would get mad xD

>>723700972
trips trips trips
mike pence mike pence mike pence
trips trips trips

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>>723700999
fuck i forgot to roll for /po/ takes over the world.
just kill me.

>>723700999
I'm confused about what you want. Are you just wasting your digits or do you have a request?

Op becomes less of a fag (if that is even possible)

Right wing deathsquads appear in support pence , while killing enslaving and raping the enemy

>>723701068
I was spamming for digits on this
>>723700425
Then I forgot to tag that post to let others see I was re-rolling for that lmao

I get to bypass the CAPTCHA

>>723701199
winrar

>>723701036
>>723701186
>>723700999
>>723700972
>>723700914
>>723700884
>>723700848
>>723700807
>>723700772
>>723700745
>>723700707
>>723700669
>>723700629
>>723700603
>>723700573
>>723700453
>>723700425
I'm the samefag.
Expect >>723700510
Anon if ur still here thanks for helping me roll
if digits give >>723700510 a cookie or something

>>723700934
Reroll just to piss off this fag >>>723700972

>>723695712
this. roll.

>>723701456
samefag detected

>>723695725
this. rrrroling.

>>723696075
roll

Pence destroys the planet

>>723701186
Very well. /po/ takes over the alien planet and begins to fight a war with Pence.

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>>723701565
Shit I forgot to choose the picture

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>>723701386
Reading ur post It's actually nice.
I like Jeb, "Slow and steady wins the race"

>>723701611
haha i fucking love u OP
do u want a steam game?
It's kinda a shitty one though

>>723701611
moot buys 4chan back

>>723701697
I'm good. I get amusement out of doing this too, that's enough thanks. But it feels good to hear that people enjoy this.

>>723697913
why not

>>723701633
Wasted dubs

>>723701555
Big winner

>>723701951
>Complains about wasted dubs
>Doesn't post anything so if digits are gained he also wastes them
Hah.
Faggot.

>>723701522
>>723701522
>>723701522
>>723701522
Checkem bitch

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>>723701555
Pence destroyes the planet with his lightning powers. The forces of /po/ are defeated.

>>723701488
fuck you...except you got dubs...so what does that mean?

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>>723702223

>>723702228
I'm right

>>723701522
Can we reverse in time, and take a tangeant spacetime?

>>723702393
wrong..
rolling for new story

>>723702223
Galactic armada arives to arrest pence, destroying a fledgling planet is one of the worst crimes you can commit

>>723702508
roll

>>723702223
pence only destroyed an origama subsitute and /po/ unfolds into Jeb.

>>723702523
Roll

>>723702508
New story starting with the lifeforms developing on planet Pence.
After destroying the earth, he took it's job

Giant Obama trump clone comes in and starts having gay sex with everything in site.

>>723703084
yeah this one op

Pence and Adam Sandler fuck

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>>723702508
thisn

>>723703771
roll

The nazi dick enslaves the natives before finding out they are jews so it just kills them instead.

>>723704309
You haven't been paying attention for a while have you?

>>723704309
rolling for this
>>723702508
or this

>>723704309
Rolling

>>723704309
Roll

>>723704309
rolllyem

>>723704309
roll harder

>>723705000
yeah nigga

>>723705000
Well that's some wasted trips, the nazi dick and the natives were killed when Adam Sandler destroyed the planet, that can't happen.

>>723705166
woot woot.
US dick invades area in an attempt to rid the world of nazi dick

>>723705213
trips makes it so...
It must happen /b/rother

>>723705213
fuck, i stopped following after a while

>>723705373
No trips is a major event, undoing things that have happened would take quads.

>>723705509
well then roll for quads for that undoing thing

I've been running this thread nonstop for hours now and I need to take a break. I will start another thread continuing this epic saga this afternoon.

>be me
>try to invite gf to this thread
>she's fucks me off
>goes to sleep
>it's 19:59

>>723705805
cool story /b/ro

how am I gonna find the new thread?