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SO IM JUST WALKING TO CLASS THE OTHER DAY AN THIS GUY WAS STANDING THERE OFFERING FREE COFFEE IN EXCHANGE FOR SIGNING UP FOR SOME COLLEGE STUDENTS AGAINST BINGE DRINKING OR WHATEVER SO I SAYS TO MYSELF IM A COLLEGE KID BUT I LIKE TO BINGE DRINK AND THEN I TOOK THE COFFEE AND DIDNT SIGN UP FOR HIS PLEDGE HE LOOKED LIKE A DECENT ENOUGH GUY OR WHATEVER BUT POOR BASTARD DOESNT DRINK I MEAN WHO DOESNT DRINK
SO I SAYS TO MYSELF HAVE A GOOD DAY MAN AND HE'S ALL YOU TOO AND THEN I WENT TO CLASS WHICH WAS BORING AS SHIT I MEAN STUDYING THE BRAIN FOR A WHOLE SEMESTER WTF WAS I THINKING RIGHT SO I SAYS TO MYSELF HEY DR TEACHER LADY I GOTSTA BOUNCE SO I WENT AND GOT ME A TEQUILA DRINK ACROSS THE STREET AND WENT HOME AND FAPPED TO GIANTESS PORN AND MY ROOMMATE CARL COMES IN AND IS ALL LIKE HEY DUDE WANNA GO TO THAT PARTY TONIGHT
SO I SAYS TO MYSELF FUCK YEAH I WANNA GO TO THAT PARTY SO WE GET READY AND GO TO THAT PARTY AND MAN FINE ASS BITCHES AT COLLEGE ARE FUCKING FINE AS SHIT WE SMOKED SOME WEED HELLA GOOD SHIT AND I TOOKSOME MUSHROOMS BY MISTAKE AND I SAYS TO MYSELF I CANT STOP LAUGHING SO I HAD TO LEAVE
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>>723685433
hmm, thanks for sharing this anon
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>>723685433
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>>723685433
>>723685433
SO I END UP WANDERING DOWN TOWN ON THE SQUARE JUST TRIPPING MY BALLS OFF AND I RUN INTO THAT GUY WHO WAS SELLING THE COFFEE THING EARLIER AND HES ALL HAY MAN HOWS YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT AND I SAYS TO MYSELF PRETTY GOOD MAN HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT ABOUT YOU NO JOKE DUDE LIKE FLIPS OUT ON ME AND STARTS ASKING IF IM OKAY SO I RAN I JUMPED AND I RAN ACROSS THE STREET TO THE SAFETY OF A BAR
BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLE DONT TAKE MUSHROOMS THATS COOL BUT DONT KEEP ASKING ME IF IM OKAY JUST BECAUSE IM LAUGHING AT A NAPKIN DISPENSER FOR BEING SO BASIC ANYWAY THIS GIRL I KNOW WORKS THERE AND SHE IS LIKE JUSTIN ARE U OKAY IM ALL LIKE YEAH IM JUST TRIPPING BALLS HERE CAN I HAVE SOME PEANUTS
SO SHE GIVES ME AN APPETIIZER OF FRIED GREEN TOMATOES WHICH ARE KIND OF LIKE PEANUTS IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT BUT I ATE THEM MOTHER FUCKERS LIKE SHRIMP FRIED RICE AND THEN I GOT THE FEAR REALLY BAD SO I LEFT HER MY CARD AND TOLD HER I HAD TO GO
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>>723685597
YOU TOO ANYWAY IM WALKING HOME AND I REMEMBER THE PARTY AND THINKING MAYBE ITS COOLER NOW AND I WENT BACK THERE AND IT WASNT COOLER IT WAS WARMER KNOW WHAT IM SAYING AND FUCKING HELL I SAYS TO MYSELF SO I KEEP WALKING AND ITS A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL NIGHT SO I WENT DOWN TO THE CAMPUS JUST TO YOU KNOW LIKE SEE WHAT CAMPUS IS LIKE AT NIGHT WHILE TRIPPING (MY DORM IS ON CAMPUS SO I HAD AN ALIBI) AND I WENT TO THE LIBRARY WHICH WAS A BAD IDEA BECAUSE PEOPLE THERE WERENT FRIENDLY AND SO I WENT BACK HOME AND ATE A BUNCH OF LEFTOVERS THAT WERENT MINE AND CARL YELLED AT ME AND NOW I DONT KNOW HOW TO PAY HIM BACK CUZ I GAVE THAT GIRL AT THE BAR MY CARD AND SHE WONT RETURN MY CALLS BECAUSE SHES WORKING ALL WEEKEND
BUT I STARTED GOOGLING SERVALS AND I THINK I WANT TO BUY ONE SO I GUESS MY QUESTION IS HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD EXPERIENCE WITH SERVAL CATS? I KNOW THEYRE ILLEGAL BUT I WANT ONE SO BAD THEM FUCKERS CHIRP LIKE LEGIT CHIRP.
PIC RELATED - ITS MY SERVAL CAT SOME DAY
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>>723685597
rip you, friend
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