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Why is mexican food so shit? How come americunts think mexican

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Why is mexican food so shit? How come americunts think mexican food is so good when it is literally mince, beans and tortilla? Like fucking hell, theres literally no difference between any type of mexican food other than the way the tortilla is folded. How do you make entire menus of this crap when there is no objective difference between a taco, a burrito, a quesadilla, fajita, etc?
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>>723685154
It's the simplicity that makes it good. This is like complaining about eggs because there are too many ways to prepare them.
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>>723685302
Eggs are versatile as fuck. You can make omelettes, poach them, boil them, use in salads, baking, etc, but mexican food is all the same.
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Mexican food is the equivalent of a kid making a sandwhich, cutting them triangularly, and acting like it tastes different.
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>>723685458
It's tasty and easy to make.
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>>723685154

fuck you, chorizo is the shit
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>>723685154
Same way that you get an entire menu of Indian food;
Different dishes use different combinations of herbs and spices, and various methods of cooking and presentation.
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>>723685154
It's only shit in the 2000 person town you live in. Go out and explore the world a little.
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>>723685615
'Tasty' is subkective. And anyway, its fucking cancer to eat mexican shit regardless of how east it is to make. It goes everywhere and falls out and makes everyone want to die. Having a burger or meat and 3 veg, or a rice meal is far easier to make, doesnt make as much mess, amd tastes just as good.
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>>723685779
This
OP talian food is the same way too
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>>723685781
assuming that only an american would say something like that, Americans dont realise that non americans dont give a shit about mexican food because it is boring. I bet even mexicans dont give a shot about mexican food.
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>>723685812
> It goes everywhere and falls out and makes everyone want to die
Only for retards that don't know how to eat
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>>723685864
I dont like italian food. Not a fan of pasta.
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>>723685933
Jesus that's depressing to read
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>>723686044
This. I'm not entirely sure where they got any of those ideas from.
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your palate is so retarded that probably you dont even can identify the mixture of flavours
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>>723685700
>chorizo
is spanish
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>>723686014
Doesn't like Mexican or Italian.
What are you stupid or something?
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>>723685812

If you cant handle this without falling off your trump hands. Probably you are too retarded to eat all foods.
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>>723686142
This is some next level statistics if you can use probability to determine the palate of someone over the internet without any information
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>>723686217
>implying chorizo is not heavy used in Mexican food too
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>>723686132

It's the whole "lets celebrate isolating ourselves as much as humanely possible while rejecting education and anything else 'hard' " southern shit that has been on the rise for the past decade.

I'm really high on the gringo scale I know there is way more to Mexican food than what's on the fucking menu at Applebees.
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Mexican food can have a variety of different meats, cheeses, beans, spices and peppers. And all kinds of different sauces. I don't find any of that stuff boring, not sure why anyone would. Who the fuck doesn't like Mexican food?!
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>>723685154
tasted original mexican food? The Crap you get served in Europe (tested in Spain, Germany, Netherlands ans Austria) is mostly same Crap witch shitty artifical flavors.
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>>723686301
>the past decade
I'd say this worship of ignorance has been going on for closer to 40 years, but I know what you mean.
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A Taco is basically like having a menu of sandwiches or subs, Same wrapper, customizable inners.
Might as well all sandwiches be damn same, and all fries be the same, why to even bother?
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if i want a damn fish taco, I want a damn fish taco
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This is coming from a faggot whit boi that's only been to Taco Bell.
Eat real Mexican food and delete this.
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>>723686301
>I'm really high on the gringo scale I know there is way more to Mexican food than what's on the fucking menu at Applebees.
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>>723686301
To be fair to everyone else for a second, the only mexican food I have ever eaten is either homemade or from the obe mexican resturaunt in my city, which literally uses the same beans for every dish. They dont have applebees iny country, nor taco bell or anything like that.
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>>723686520
Never been to taco bell, not in my country
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You have no idea Wtf you are talking about op. that is all.
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>>723686404
I feel like there was an acceleration under Bush Jr. but to be fair I haven't been alive long enough to confirm that.
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>>723685154
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Taco Bell and shitty chain restaurant isn't real Mexican food go to Oaxaca then you can talk shit
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>>723685458
Literally retarded and I fell for your bait, you cunt.
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>>723686689
This proves my initial point more than disprovong it.
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>>723686759
Not
In
My
Country
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>>723685812
>and it tastes just as good

So Mexican food isn't shit?
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>>723686759
He could also kidnap a mexican grandma, and he will be feed all the way into a coma.
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>>723686552
>be from a town of 1000 people with zero diversity
>posts thread about mexican food being shit
>get pummeled in the ass about it
>"muh town only has one restaurant. My single datum is fantastic hurrrr>

Eat shit. You're posting this because a mexican fucked your high school crush.
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>>723686622
It definitely started in the early 80s when the Christian evangelical movement hijacked the Republican Party and made it into the backwards blight on America it is today.
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>>723686818
I am saying that all food is subjectice, bit from what I know about mexican food, all mexican food is the same
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>>723686014
>thinking Italian food is just pasta.

Im sorry the only italian food you know of is salty Olive Garden pasta and endless breadsticks.

pic related Tagliata
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>>723686840
Ive never met a mexican.
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>>723685154
Then why even eat? All food is made of the same staple ingredients
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>>723686989
Are you people all literally retarded? There is no olve garden in my country. That is an american resturaunt.
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What country is op in?
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>>723686895
I at least I get to laugh my ass off at all of the already corporate subsidized farmers who voted for Man-Child as the corn price crashes, and it's all their fault.

>>723687028
A mexican's dick met your high school crush
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>>723686785
Pasta from Cancereddit
Tacos - are mainly made from soft corn tortillas, the hard shell variant is almost exclusive from the tex mex style. (Basically the tortilla was used much like in mid orient countries as an edible tool to eat your food. That is why most of our well known dishes are served that way) So tacos are nothing more than meat or whatever minced or sliced meat put inside a torilla. The most popular tacos in mexico are: pastor (pork marinated with local spices and slow cooked in front of stand up grill), carnitas (slow stewed pork), suadero (from the breast of the beef), steak and chicken. All of them served with finely chopped cilantro and onion as garnish. Lime is optional. Salsa is a customary must but can be opted out if you want.

Quesadillas - nothing more that soft corn tortillas stuffed with cheese, preferably string cheese. Although here in mexico quesadillas are stuffed with many other fillings from potatoes and chorizo, sauteed mushrooms, poblano chilli with corn and cream, etc. In some parts of mexico even crickets, they are delicious but it isn't everybody's taste.

Burrito - large flour tortilla, about 12 inches. Stuffed with beans (this is what makes a burrito a burrito) meat and/or rice and many other fillings. Mostly stuffed with cheese as well. The purpose of the burrito? It was like the take-out choice from past times. Since it was already wrapped in its own tortilla you could eat it wherever you were.

Enchiladas - most of them made from chicken, vaiances may be made from turkey breast, or beef. These are folded tortillas stuffed with chicken, covered with green salsa, red salsa or mole sauce. Topped with uncooked onion rings, cream and fresh cheese.

Flautas - rolled tortillas stuffed with stewed beef or pork, deep fried and bathed in salsas much like the enchiladas. The difference? Flautas are hard and crispy.
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>>723686785
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>>723687095
>repeatedly doesn't say where he's from so nobody has context to work off of
>"hurr durr you're all retarded there is no olive garden here"
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>>723686912
You're comparing apples and oranges with Mexican and American, Mexican is made differently, just uses the same types of ingredient.
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>>723685154
all the foods you listed are Tex-Mex, you fucknugget
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Why do americans hate ob small towns? Im from the second largest city in my country, but I still know that anyone in a small town can go to a chinese resturaunt, or fish n chips, or mcdonalds, or indian. American small towns must really be baron shitholes.
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what are those Mexican sandwiches tortas? something like that those are good! =D
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>>723687343
Driving is hard and annoying.
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>>723687316
Given that im not from mexico or the US, I think my lack pf knoledge on the politocs of mexican food should be forgiven.
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>>723685154
British fags "invented" toast sandwiches and all their food is bland and stolen. Maybe you should look at your shite food before thinking anyone else is worse.
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>>723687426
Even in small towns here there are plenty of resturaunts. Do americans not have family-run fast food places? Is it all corporations?
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>>723687480
Im not british
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>>723687576
Depends the town usually, and often the locale your food options get somewhat generic of whatever available, or specific family running it.
Gets to depend a lot to which you stick to and what available.
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>>723687480
American food is fatty and stolen.
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>>723687602
just fuck off 3rd world shitter
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>>723685154
>Amerifat trying to bash a culture for having good food taste

How about you try deep frying a hot pocket next time?
That way you can tell your friends and family you tried something different today.
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>>723687443
if you're OP and know nothing about mexican food or american food, why the hissy fit post about it?
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>>723685154
This...oddly makes sense
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Im from NZ. I will admit I may be wrong to say all mexican food is the same, but from the perspective of someone with only 1 or 2 mexican resturaunts near them, it really does look like it is just the same shit with dofferent presentation.
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>>723687803
lmao @ this retarded yuro cuck
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>>723687803
>deep frying a hot pocket
that actually sounds like it might be pretty good. i'll give it a shot. :p
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>>723687343
I'll use Illinois as an example, because I'm from here.

Rural americans largely work on farms, which are all corporate. Nobody really "owns" a farm anymore.

They live in shitty 1000 person "towns" that all magically have roads, a post office, snow removal, police dept, fire dept, sewers, school system, and typical government offices. 1000 people do not have the money to sustain all of these services via taxes. So the state pays for all of this crap.

Then they spend all day being mad at black people for stealing their money in "the city" (Chicago), while complaining about how we don't manufacture anything anymore, despite that all of the black people they hate got off their ass and moved to the city for those very manufacturing jobs that were taken away.

Other hobbies include being mad that they cannot poison all of their neighbors and kill babies by dumping diesel or pig waste into the river because of the EPA
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>>723685154
lol mince. wanker.
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>>723687083
This
Op is a faggot
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>>723687810
If we dont argue about something interesting, many of us will suicide out of boredoom.
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>>723687803
OP already said they aren't American. Can't you read, or are you American yourself?
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>>723687810
Because I always hear americans talking about all these mexican resturaunts, so I look up the menu and think what the big deal is. Also, I like arguing with peolle.
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>>723685933
my mother is mexican, 90% of the mexican food in america is a total fucking joke.
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>>723688066
make up your mind you stupid fuck.

>mexican food is shit
>argue about something interesting

you've got to be a femanon
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Mexican cuisine is considered world heritage

It's more complex than you think
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>>723688042
he is australian, I bet
australian mexican food is like someone described it to them over the phone
they are monkeys
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Mexicans are a renewed rural hate topic in the Midwest because white people won't do anything beyond corn shucking.
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>>723688107
kek

you're an idiot.

that's all we americans do is sit around and talk about mexican restaurants
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>>723688112
People from other countries do not know the difference.
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>>723685154
Okay smarty pants, so what kind of food do you like?
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>>723688224
Im NZ, and tbh Its probably true.
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>>723688250
Hint: Americans started putting cheese on everything
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>>723686552
Oh so you're TOTALLY qualified to make a statement about all mexican food then. you, sir, are a winner.
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>>723688220
"World heritage" is going a bit far.
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>>723688329
The professor I worked under was a Kiwi. I was under the impression your country had more smart people.
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>>723685154
>Mexican food
>is shit

Literally stopped reading right there. Mexican food rules, you uncultured swine.
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>>723687717
Americans where once British, we learned it from you. I'm glad we defected.
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>>723688339
Hey man thabks for telling me that after I had already said that Im no expert. What a big guy you are dude nice one.
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>>723688368
Well, it's intangible cultural heritage
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>>723688465
Then why did you make the thread in the first place you backpedaling fart fuck?
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>>723688087
>Believing the lies that is OP's social life
>Believing anyone on 4chan
>2017

Even if this is bait, please reconsider suicide
Your bloodline is weak.
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>>723688382
We just dont have mexican food. Its an innocent assumption to make when you only see mexican food on US TV.
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>>723688458
>we
Were you there?
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>>723687141
good description of american 'mexican' food. lmao 'texmex'--ridiculous. I bet you people think pf chang=chinese...
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>>723687953
We live in totally different parts of Illinois lol
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>>723688577
Hey, you bought it. Guess you might want to consider suicide too.
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>>723688508
So people arwnt allowed to admit that they are wrong? Such an american....so sad.
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>>723688112
What's your favorite traditional dish she makes? Also send me tomales
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>>723688329
Oh man I live in Queensland and let me tell you
Mexican food here taste like straight hamburger in tortilla shells
they are dumb and don't follow recipes
I made tacos here semi authentically and they said it was way better than what they make
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>>723687141
You're missing a lot more, you faggot. This is only a list of the food that uses a fucking tortilla which I fucking hate as a Mexican, try to look for other stuff like "mole", barbacoa, menudo, carne asada, etc. While I as a mexican admit that our food is not the best around I can tell that it tastes much better than what anyone can buy at Tacobell. Just as a simple example, the tacos shouldn't be crunchy as they sell in Tacobell.
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>>723688725
It really is an American thing. We'll see how great they are when they are firmly within the third world.
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You never have taste a good sauce them
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>>723687480
Toast sandwiches are drunk student food.
Traditional British food is basically the same as most northern European peasant food: Relativity fresh ingredients (locally sourced, not shipped over long distances), cooked simply, with an emphasis on bringing out the natural flavours rather than disguising them.
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>>723688773
Pepes is a resturaunt here and its not horrific. At least thwy use black beans and shit. Def not just mince meat and salad. Inside a tortilla.
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>>723688604
Why do you want me to answer your retarded question? You know what I mean and you know I'd say no. Try not to choke on how much of a faggot you are, k?
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>>723688672
He is southern IL and you are northern?

Another IL fag here, from the burbs
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Does anybody has somewhat recomendations of some chopped veggetable mix or type of marinated beef of south mexico?
Being growth on the West North and living in america, it is mostly North West taco style and ingredients that are easy to reach.

But that cant stop me from trying something different.
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cebo de calidad mierda m8
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The other day I tried carne Asada with beans and fries with sour cream

They make some bomb shit yo

Try ordering something that doesn't involve tortillas
Srsly that shit was good af
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>>723689005
It's okay. "We" understand.
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>>723688973
The problem is that you people try to save money on ingredients in your restaurants and the end result is poorly executed
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OP here, sorry but i just baited all you losers, thanks for falling for my bait, cucks.
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>>723689005
You were using the royal "we"?
How eccentric!
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>>723689157
I was bored anyway. Bait isn't real, this board is basically just role play.
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>>723688107
You're a retarded piece of shit. Go kill yourself.
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>>723688935
Are you defending the toast sandwich? You are not winning me over. It's retarded and if you're that poor you should start selling yourself on the streets
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>>723689157
Makes sense that op would say that after admiting that he may have thought that because mexican food is not big in his country and so is pretty shit.>>723689157
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>>723688736
it's not really so much of a big production type of thing that i like the most--though she can make all that stuff. Dishes like rice, or sopa or just the different kinds of chili are great...she taught me all that stuff, i'm pretty good at making a lot of it, which is cool.
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>>723688672

Illinois is a wasteland an hour out of Chicago in any direction.
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>>723688368
Agreed
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>>723689266
Sorry for not caring enough about american or mexocan culture. I know that americans are especially well known for caring about New Zealand culture and culture of other countries.
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>>723689167
You are a waste of air, consider suicide. States the obvious as if it were an insult.
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>>723689446
go marry a sheep you wacky kiwi
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>>723689476
Oh noes. Anon doesn't like me, now my day is ruined.
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>>723689022
I will guess you want to cook it yourself so I'll help a fellow /b/ro. Pick a receipe that looks appetizing to you and I'll kindly translate it if it's in spanish.
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>>723689493
Wacky??? Hahaha what?
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>>723689383
How do I make dank tomales (I know how to cook them but not how to make a breading and filling)
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>>723689383
>>723689696
Or Spanish/Mexican rice
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>>723689541
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> Anonymous 02/26/17(Sun)07:15:51 No.723688736 â–¶>>723689383
>>>723688112
>What's your favorite traditional dish she makes? Also send me tomales
I got spanish as mother language. and actually want to cook it by myself, just ive been bored of some of the recipes out there. been asking other friends too about their 'personal' touch of their taco crafting skills.
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>>723689293
Not defending, just explaining where it originated.
Remember that we can buy alcohol from 18 over here, which means that they lack the kitchen skills to make decent late night snacks.
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>>723685302
It's not like that at all.

An egg is a single ingredient, that can be made many different ways.

Mexican food is made up of a bunch of the same ingredients, over and over again, making basically the same shitty dish, in slightly different ways.

That's actually a terrible argument. Essentially, a single egg is more versatile on it's own than all the dishes that beaners make using the same shit repeatedly.

>"Let's come up with a new dish... How about, meat, vegetables and cheese, wrapped in a tortilla like THIS!?"
>"How bout' all that same shit, wrapped like THIS!?"
>"What about using all that same shit, in exactly the same way, but serving it in a bowl??"
>"Yea, and this time, we can use those same tortillas, but heat them up and make them hard!"
>"Oh, I know... HOT SAUCE!"
>"GENIUS! Now let's do all that, but shape it like a circle, and cut it into TRIANGLES!!"
>"Wow, we're so innovative!"

Such masterful wetback chefs we got south of the border.
Fucking hell, we need that wall.
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>>723690037
Well, you could try chipotle chicken breast with side of white rice. It's fucking delicious and spicy.
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>>723686589
Then you've tried an even worst Mexican food knock off (if you ever have). Make yourself a favour and keep your tiny shit opinion to yourself.
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>>723690120
pretty ignorant. thats like saying all american food is beef and potatoes or all italian food is pasta or all chinese food is rice or all japanese food is fish. All food is made of the same ingredients over and over combined in different ways, because different regions produce different stuff...Yeah we need the wall, but food has nothing to do with that--more than half of the border is already fenced (which is why its stupid that its such a big deal).
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>>723685154
I bet you live in Pennsylvania and think you have even had Mexican food before. I am sure that you have not.
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>>723687443
Not if you start a thread about it, you massive pendejo.
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>>723685154
Either this is b8 or you just have shit taste. 1/10, made me reply
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>>723686014
cringe
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>>723685864
you must be a chef or what?
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I ate at Uncle Julios in Austin. Is that real Mexican? It was pretty damn good.
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>>723690718
It's not, though.

You know for a fact, you can think of a lot of American food that uses MANY different ingredients in COMPLETELY different ways.
>Ex: Meatloaf, Hot Dog, Potato Salad, Biscuits and Gravy, Fried Chicken, Grits, Pancakes, Buffalo Wings, etc.

Same with Italian food.
>Ex: Various Pasta Dishes, Pizza, Carpaccio, Bruschetta, Minestrone, Risotto, Stuffed Eggplant, Mozzarella, etc.

When you think of Mexican food "staples", it's always the same ingredients prepared and almost identical ways. They just look slightly different, and you know it.

>Beans, rice, onions/peppers/cilantro, chicken/steak/pork, cheese, and a tortilla.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

There's no comparison.
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>>723687028
Thus proving that the mexican food you had could only be trash. Texmex is fine, but find a good ol' real mexican restaurant where only the cashiers and/or waiters speak maybe even a little bit of broken english, and you'll realize how much of a fucking autistic retard you are.
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>>723692233
Such anger lmao
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>>723692233
So only Mexicans are capable of making quality Mexican food? Is it magic or something?
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>>723685154
If you stopped ordering from the children's menu, your opinion would be different.
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>>723685154
Way to try to turn a Jim Gaffigan skit into a fucking rant.
0/10 b8
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>>723693168
I would say it's magic. I'm from Texas (haven't lived there in a couple of years, though) and finding little hole in the wall mexican restaurants was awesome. You walk in and hear nothing but people yelling in spanish. The best place I ever visited was a place where I could hardly understand the person taking my order, and they were (no joke) playing the fucking mariachi radio station. Their place was in a remodeled home. They were selling a bunch of imported wrapped candies and shit as well. Being the basic white american I am, I ordered something the vaguely resembled a burrito on their menu, and I can't remember what exactly was in it, but it was the best mexican food I'd ever had.
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>>723685154
Except nobody tries to hide that fajitas and tacos are the same thing. Fajitas ARE tacos, just with specifically seasoned fajita meat. Not mince. But I guess carne guisada and al pastor and adobo and mole and everything else is the same exact thing.
>>723686014
Yes because eggplant parma and risotto are th exact same thing.
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Ive learned so much shit about tacos and get ideas by this thread. Not sure if OP's bait did the real purpose.
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>>723694324
I visit Austin from Canada and I love it! The food is so damn good. I was pretty disappointed by Whattaburger though. Everything else was amazing.
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>>723694403
Me too. I love food threads on /b/
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>>723686689
That's not a taco. Mexican places make those for white people because they're used to Taco Bell. Tacos never have lettuce or tomato. Ever. >>723687141
Incorrect. Taco Bell invented the hard shell to make it easier to make fast food tacos. Hence where lettuce and tomato came from to add filler so he wouldn't have to put too much meat.
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>>723685933
Australian loves Mexican food
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>>723685154
you're talking tex-mex faggot

real mexican food is a lot more varied than what you find at taco bell.

try eating at a REAL mexican restaurant, faggot.
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>>723687896
New Zealand. Where I'm going to venture a guess that very few Mexicans live there. And yet the two restaurants (which are probably designed to cater more toward the NZ palate) suck, so all Mexican food sucks.
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Dude, you need to stop eating mexican food at fast food and franchise restaurants. Mexican food is fucking AMAZING! It's amazing. Tamales, chili Verde, tort as, to stay as, enchiladas, ceviche.....None of those dishes are at all alike. And there are so many more! And there are different regions of Mexico that have their own version of each dish!

Your ass is needs to lay the fuck off that cheap commercial shit. It ain't mexican.
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>>723695019
There's no lettuce in the tacos in that picture.
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>>723685154
>mince

Your nation's cuisine is salty potatoes and jelly eels, you cant fucking talk cunt
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>>723686217
>>723686277
Mexican chorizo is different from Spanish, and other Latin countries have their own versions as well. It's all good as fuck though.
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>>723685154
congratulations. you are beginning to see through the ruse. protip, all business involving money is bullshit. money is bullshit. they just want your money to spend on yachts and rims. its all bullshit modern retard humanity lifestyle. the only solution is passive eugenics.
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>>723695843
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Wow you realized you didn't like Mexican food do you want a gold star, it's absolutely nothing special
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>>723685154
Mexican food is full of variety, flavour and spice. American food is just meat with bread and fries.
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>>723695843
That is going a bit too far from the Taco Topic.
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>>723696424
Which, by the way, is stolen from Germany and France.
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>>723685154
Op is gay
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>>723685154
Mexican food is a flat piece of bread with something in it.
Or rice.

Asian food is rice or noodles.

Italian food is pizza or pasta or rice.

German and Swedish food is the welcome semen of illegal immigrants.

Spanish food is pork, potato and salt.

Russian food is potato.
Eastern European food is potato.

American food is coloured fat and sugar.

Indian food is spice.

Japanese food is rice and fish.

Korean food is barbequed dog.

English food is bread, potato, beef, lamb, chicken, cheese, pies, sauces, soups, and satisfying desserts.

Belgian food is horse and beer.

Dutch food is Indonesian food.

Portuguese food is whatever is left.
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>>723689807
I don't have exact measurements because my friend's grandma taught me this (plus it was all in Spanish and I don't speak it lol) so I do it by eye but-
>>Heat up a decent sized pot and add a little oil
>>dice up an onion and saute it until translucent.
>>Chop up garlic and toss it in the pot until fragrant.
>>add 2-3 cups of short grain rice (instant rice can work in a pinch but you have to watch the timing)
>>put in about half a can of those small fist-sized cans of tomato paste, or a couple tablespoons. Just sort of smear it around with the rice so both get a nice toast. Do not burn.
>>Add about a cup of chicken stock and stir it around and let it absorb. Then add the rest of the stock. Continue stirring so it doesn't burn.

At this point I add about a teaspoon or so of cumin, salt, and pepper, and taste to see if I need more. But really you can add whatever you want to how you want it to end up.

Whether you use instant rice or the regular short grain, just watch the pot and if you see holes start to form, add more water and stir. Don't let it burn.
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>>723695580
It has tomato though. And tacos don't have either.
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>>723695843
i mean ur right but like shit fam talk about a large bandaid for a small papercut
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>>723697236
You sound like those hipster faggots that say burgers don't have ketchup. Watermelon doesn't have mustard, but it's pretty fucking good, and it's still a watermelon.
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>>723685154
You've never had real Mexican food. That's the problem.
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>>723697933
Or someone who's been all over Mexico and the only place you find tomato and lettuce on tacos are places in America that sell to white people.
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>>723698093
I've never been to Mexico but can confirm this is correct. Real tacos have meat (of which there is a glorious plethora to choose from), onions, and cilantro. Lime juice and hot sauce to taste.
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Making Chiles Rellenos (stuffed Pepper) is an annoying flour task but they are so worth it.
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God dammit I want Mexican food so bad now but all I have nearby is Taco Bell.
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>>723695843
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>>723698487
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>>723698571
What fucking shithole do you live in, man?
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>>723695843
youre not like the typical kind of 16 year olds round here, are you pal?
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>>723685154
First of all real Mexican food is nothing like american Mexican food. It's like sayin fucking Panda Express is Asian food.... not the case.

People in Mexico don't eat what you posted. Enchiladas don't have fucking a pound of cheese on them. Most Mexicans don't even fucking eat flour tortillas only for like quesadillas and some dishes but not like Americans like to. I never fucking ate a damn burrito living in Mexico for 12 +years.

If your idea of Mexican food comes from America then it's not authentic. It's almost dumb to call it Mexican food if it's not a dish FROM mexico
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>>723698953
I should have said within walking distance.
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>>723699168
Is walking your only option?
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>>723686268
Menudo is my shit. Pozole is my shit too, but i put like 2 whole limes
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>>723686268
>>723699467
Amerifat here. I like this shit too.
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I fucking love mexican food. Holy shit.
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>>723685538
Like it somehow doesn't pussy
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>>723699343
Yes unfortunately.
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>>723699688
I have a great Mexican place within walking distance. It's in the back of a beaner market and the people working there barely speak English. The food is fucking amazing. They're open for breakfast, too. I think I'm going to go there right now in fact.
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>>723699821
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>>723685154
>t. someone who's only been to taco bell
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>>723700000
Checked
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>>723700000
N i c e
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>>723696932
This guy gets it
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>>723700000
Holy fuck, quints confirm OP is a fag who doesn't know anything about anything.
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>>723699931
Sorry man that was mean. If it makes you feel any better I decided at the last minute to go to the diner next door instead. Got a craving for pancakes and this place has good ones.
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>>723700267
Tiffany Mynx?
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>mince
stopped reading right there. its obvious you do not live around any real Mexicans and have never had good Mexican food. do they have yee olde royal taco belle in the land of the queen?
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>>723701912
Lexi Belle
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>>723685154
Genuine Mexican restaurants are overrated and Margaritas are nasty af. The food always looks like they poured water allover it. I prefer Taco Bell. It's cheaper and better. Their crunchy tacos are the best (the hard and soft textures coalescing and exploding with spicy beef & cheese & string lettuce). Their Taco fiesta salads are the bomb. Their Nachos Bellgrandes with sour cream are so gouda. Everything else on their menu generally does suck though. I prefer microwave burritos from Walmart to Taco Bell's. Their cheaper and have a fuller taste.
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>>723704427
Protip: what you just described is not a genuine Mexican restaurant
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>>723704427
I'm so sad
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>>723704427
you're not even trying faggot
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>>723686424
What? How does that make any sense? Bread and tortillas are different
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