Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723670780
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
Ai claimed
>>723677656
was wish u was
Claimed
Claiming best girl
>>723677505
Tired. No idea how long I've slept today.
>>723677715
Maybe you should take a nap then
>>723677715
you're best nigger :o
Mmmmn
>claiming Taiga
>>>723677505
Not too cold, been a bit below 0 on average the last few days.
Sounds comfy.
Claimed
>>723677945
ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
How many loaves you guys want
>>723678084
nice hair
>>723677689
Key?
>>723677689
here ya go
I got Seras
>>723677689
>Cuteness from 8 to 10
>feel of intelligence from mid to high
>quality of pictures posted from mid to high
That's a lot of improvement..
>>723677795
I don't know, would probably still be tired after that. Maybe I will a bit later.
>>723678154
Still a better score than the :o posters
I got Minagi. i'm cool with going out by snu-snu
>>723677923
Ah that sounds fine. Do you go skiing often?
yes, comfy and lazy
>>723678230
I recommend it 10/10
>>723678277
Well now you are one of them, gotta colour it all black
>>723678450
are you mad cos your waifu is shit?
>>723678521
nah she's great, you're just blind to it
>>723678084
>>723678171
hello:
>>723678286
Hardly ever, been a few years since I did it last.
I don't know why, I just never liked the idea of attaching slippery surfaces to my feet.
>>723677569
>>723678286
>>723678601
skiing is great fun, /waifu/ ski trip when?
>>723678587
how are you?
I voted for Trump so he wouldn't deport me
>>723678171
Hey Aya, deus vult
>>723678601
Ah yeah I get that a bit, I guess I enjoy it but it's so much effort getting to it. Plus my dad is trying to drag me along ski tours as in walking up the slopes and that's just exhausting af
>>723678677
Tomorrow
>>723678681
inb4 getting deported
Kanna claimed!
>>723678677
dead on the inside
>>723678681
:ok
>>723678832
As long as you aren't on the outside
>>723678760
De fide, let me pack my things, I fucking love skiing
>>723678832
why
>>723678832
where have you been? :o
>>723678772
I was born in America
>>723678933
because i am
>>723678902
yeah
>>723678955
sleeping
>>723679069
you sleep at weird times
>>723678933
Cool, meet you in Schladming
>>723679069
Go reanimate yourself then
Good evening
Despite Shielder's wishes I was not beaten and raped on my way home
>>723679261
why would he wish that onto you? :(
>>723678933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVl5qWu8gUg
first thing I find when googling aya
>>723679261
wat
>>723679302
Aya is the best you see
https://youtu.be/1HayjZsTnBE
>>723679377
kumikutie
>>723679287
Rape seems to excite him
>>723679425
He was talking about it earlier
>>723679261
Evening
>>723679302
Ayayaya! Love that one.
Saw Korpiklaani live a couple years back, awkwardly quiet and little audience interraction.
>>723679464
But did a car bump into you
Could have been him
>>723679425
Why am I watching Ayaya memes now
>>723679492
Hello taiga! Good taste.
>>723679540
Nope! Nice and easy drive home, only saw one or two people.
>>723679436
Hi. How was your day yesterday?
>>723679105
no i don't -_-
>>723679196
how do?
>>723679540
because you see the glory of Aya
>>723679492
did we speak last night?
>>723679594
seeing people
>>723679464
ah so he said it as a friend joke
>>723679623
not the best, but not the worst either
how's your day been so far? (if I got your time right)
>>723679640
it's 5am -_-
>>723679724
i'm not in spic time -_-
>>723679654
Seeing people?
>>723679724
Probably?
Maybe.
>>723679594
So you were lucky then, I'd watch out for mash stalking around if I was you
>>723679654
nah the blonde girl gets all the credit
>>723679640
try water
>>723679654
We might have, to be completely honest I don't remember. Was in complete zombie mode the last few hours yesterday.
>>723679799
isn't it like really early in the morning where you are? I don't live in a populated area so seeing people at night would be well, not normal.
>>723679856
>the blonde girl
that's Karen you heretic
>>723679878
As was I
>>723679856
how
>>723679724
That seems okay, I think. Nothing bad happen?
Same as yesterday, really. Working tomorrow though.
end my life
>>723679968
she is a cute, name?
>>723679985
that looks like my dad lol
>>723679782
eurotrash -_-
>>723679968
nothing worth mentioning here I guess
but I'm hanging in there
what do you do?
>>723679899
Aaaaah whoops
how rural are we speaking
>>723679933
It goes in your mouth and down your throat
>>723679724
Hello blue haired girl
>>723679899
4:41 AM
I live in a very very big town
>>723679856
I don't think Mash lives anywhere near here
>>723680066
>>723680113
I live just outside of a small town of no more than 10,000 people which sounds like a lot but it's quite spread out for its size, plus I don't even live in the town I'm outside of it. Full of old people as well
>>723680014
I agree. She's Kumiko. Aya's definitely cute, too!
>>723680064
Keep on hanging on, then. I'll join you in that boat.
I'm a receptionist. Do you work?
>>723680261
>small town
That's what we call a city, closest city has <10,000 and is 20 min away, try a village with <1200
>>723680113
He could've taken a plane
>>723680261
Oh gosh
That sounds like it could be nice though!
>>723680356
He doesn't know where I love other than 'south california'
>>723680064
spic scum
>>723680066
hello detective loli
>>723680333
I've never been on a boat, or train, or plane
I left my last job a few months ago, I was at a call center, it was very easy
I'll try to go back to school in fall, but not guaranteed
>>723680408
dick cum
>>723680356
I think you missed the outside of it, I have no neighbors
you know how packed this island is? 65 million people on an island
>>723680407
It is I like it
>>723680407
Which is not sooo far from Alaska (I think that was it)
He could follow your scent
>>723680441
Not a detective tho
>>723680461
okay no neighbours makes you win
Sounds like my friend who lives up on the mountain
>>723680461
My city has a population of over 1 million
>>723680508
I don't have a scent except my perfume!
>>723680550
That's enough for his greedy nose
We only have one city with over 1 million but at least we do have one
second one doesn't even come close with 220.000
>>723680333
I would definitely like to talk to you more
>>723680508
I want to live on a mountain, I wish I was more isolated
>>723680550
I hate cities sorry, how do you cope with the noise, smell, and pollution? I went down south to London once and hated it
>>723680655
Try the australian outback then
>>723680721
I hate warm countries
Send me somewhere cold
where are all my fellow meme posters
>>723680441
Boats suck, planes kinda suck. Not missing much.
Just make sure you enjoy whatever you're doing, neet or not. What are you thinking of studying?
>>723680655
Hopefully we can. On days when I'm not up early I can stay up later and hang around longer.
>>723680774
Then move to Taiga and go to the northern tip of Norway
>>723680783
dead on the inside -_-
>>723680637
I'm not the only one who wears it, though! And he doesn't know what I wear.
Oh gosh, that's so tiny..
>>723680655
There's not much of that where I am, I live in the suburbs, not an urban area
>>723680819
Norway, yes I've always wanted to live in Norway
>>723680858
oh thats okay then, nothing like a cold morning in the countryside to fill your lungs
What music do you guys like?
>>723680783
I hate this gif, she's not even dancing, just shaking and eventually doing a pose
still better than all the lewd you post
>>723680803
I went for a bit for my generals already, but I want to be an English teacher, I just can't really afford college
and I'm trying to
>>723680544
not ok
>>723680508
but a loli
>>723680783
Lurking
>>723680832
why? who shit in your cheerios this morning?
>>723680978
ok jose
>>723680990
you -_-
>>723680953
That does sound pretty nice~
>music
oh geez that's a big question I love so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdQoAlna16c
>>723680953
Cold, lonely, sounds great
>>723680978
Nah she's 18 it's ayt
>>723680978
I don't post lewd that often, but when I do it's pretty great. I just like the final pose.
>>723680983
Why would they do that.
>>723681050
I've been sleeping all day though.
>>723681070
I like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXrV9mBM7Pk
>>723681110
Yes yes it does
>>723680978
Does college where you live not have fee-help programs? Study now pay later? If not, that's horrible.
>>723681118
i don't believe you -_-
Claimed
>>723681182
there's financial aid, but just for the local community college, and I'm really against student loans and things like that
teaching is cool, but you make the same pay being the manager at best buy or something and you dont even need college for that
>>723681110
so is konata
>>723681118
is your waifu the one eating?
>>723681050
no way jose
>>723681153
What if you get buried in an avalanche though
>>723680978
Oh that sucks, I feel so privileged not having to pay for uni
>>723681303
Now that is hard to believe
>>723681303
ok jose
>>723681215
I was, I just woke up. It's 10pm. I was exhausted from clubbing and asian girls.
>>723681303
My waifu is the qt being eaten. Bunhead qt.
>>723677689
>not on list
Oh well,
カラミチーマス
>>723681153
That was pretty good!!
>>723681343
I have faith, that won't happen
>>723681387
it's 1pm -_-
>>723681303
That's fair.
Are you thinking of specialty subjects like a music teacher or science teacher?
>>723681478
Glad you think so
I'm off now for an hour or two
>>723681387
did you have sex with a tranny?
>>723681519
English and Secondary Education so middle through high school I would be qualified
I've thought of music, but it's a much more difficult process than being a regular teacher, and my city actually really needs teachers, but not so much fine art teachers
>>723681343
are you not in america?
she is, her birthday passes in the anime
>>723681663
bye cheeky
>>723681663
cya
>>723681518
i wish it was that early right now. im so dead
>>723681685
No, just with a qt tomboy at her place. Will be doing again, have her number.
Nigger filth.
>>723681685
Nope, I'm from Austria
Oh well that will pass then
>>723681685
Haha, true, fine arts degrees honestly seem like so much work from what I've read. I wouldn't last in one of those courses.
Have a good day, then, I'm going to try and sleep for tomorrow.
:3
>>723681837
me too (on the inside)
>>723681900
Hey Barry. How goes?
>>723681992
we got it, did you try some water yet
>>723681981
uwu
>>723681951
thanks for chatting ^-^
sleep well and warm <3
>>723681906
you should visit chara :o
>>723681837
what is a tomboy?
>>723677569
She's shit
>>723682035
not everyone got it uwu
yes :o
>>723682000
Wow that sure was instantaneous. It goes, watching the new Interviews With Monster Girls before I go to bed, playing through Band of the Hawk as well. You?
>>723682028
Saya is a magician! She made all the babies disappear, with a splash of red paint!
r-right?
>>723681992
im just mentally so not as bad.
>>723681981
sleep snug, smug.
>>723682055
Honestly I just use it to define a her cause she had short hair and was super aggressive. She really wasn't a tomboy.
>>723682055
You're the second one to say that ha
>>723682108
Do you feel refreshed then
>>723682169
why? uwu
>>723682230
no
>>723682122
Just luck that i happened to be looking.
I'm pretty good, though it's 5am and i should be asleep. Insomnia is quite the rollercoaster.
>>723682297
Aye, I should be in bed as well but I get very irresponsible on the weekends. Well, moreso than I am during the weekdays anyway.
Best waifu claimed.
>>723682293
Then drink more and go for a run
Also, splash some in your face
>>723682136
U-uh.. Yeah..
With a bit red paint..
>>723682442
i don't want to go for a run -_-
>>723682293
I can't tell what response you're replying to...
>>723682661
-_-
I'm heading to bed now, I'll see you all tomorrow~
>>723682499
g-good! I was worried it might be something else..
I need art of Saya in a magician's hat and a tux now, with some fishnets
>>723682398
Guts, huh? That's new, i think?
Yeah i've been really having this issue a lot recently. I prefer to be up all night over having to deal with people during the day though... Probably why it's so much easier to be up at night for me.
>>723682656
do it eitherway
anyways, cya later guys
>>723682790
no
byeo byeo
>>723682741
I didn't even realize that I need that too.
Nite.
I just realized someone in this thread is waifuing a literal shoggoth. That is unsettling.
>>723682776
I suppose it's new for me to publicly post Guts, I normally keep that folder to myself because there was a Guts poster in gfur from way back when.
>>723682703
How could I tell when you don't use faces.
>>723683046
>literal shoggoth
Hmm? Do you mean Saya?
Ah, i see. Tired of your other few previous choices, or did you always prefer Guts?
all he needs is one grab
>>723683098
idk -_-
>>723683157
Yes, that is who I am referring to. Also Guts has been my tied for #1 husbando ever since I got into Berserk years ago.
>>723683046
Kek.. Dammit! Saya isn't a Shoggoth!
>>723683215
ok
>>723683237
you like cucks?
>>723683237
Ahh i see.
Saya isn't really a Shoggoth, though if you haven't read the VN, i can see how that could be a passable very rough approximation...
>>723683367
Yes she is. She's a writhing mass of claws tendrils and eyes.
>>723683453
I've been through every ending. She's a shoggoth. People can try to pass off the whole "oh but she's like a plant spore thing and etc etc" all they want, but in the end she's part of a servitor race of bubbling goop monsters that eat people. Shoggoth.
Claimed
Claw marks are the best.
>>723683415
not ok
>>723683617
why not?
>>723683549
Hah. Fair enough. Didn't think you'd read it, given what you said. I'm not sure i'd define her as a shoggoth, but defining fantasy races can always be a bit fuzzy. I feel like the lack of any kind of reference to lovecraft mythos kind of ruins it though.
Ohayou
>>723683680
idk
>>723683991
kikelice :o
>>723677569
Anon, I claim you as my wifu.
>how about that.
>>723683907
It's honestly my favorite visual novel, I've been meaning to play it again tbh. Bedtime goodbye.
>>723683472
W-Well I don't care what you think! She's the best there is!
>>723684121
Good night.
>>723684162
And now you too
>>723684338
Hush you.
>>723683680
Faggot.
>>723683991
helloyou
>>723684010
k
>>723685334
i'm not gay i had sex with a cute girl.
>>723685475
not k
>>723685475
Good evening Yohane, how are you doing?
Who done it?
Who done posted this on /a/?
Do we even HAVE an Ayano claimer?
>>723685520
k
>>723685588
so very very tired. how are you?
>>723686160
If you're tired you should sleep, silly! You need to be up in like, 5 hours don't you?
I'm just lying in bed right now not doing a whole lot
>>723685475
Did she have a penis? I bet she had a penis.
>>723686160
not k
>>723686209
I do but my sleep schedule is all fucked now because of the last night. I am also lying in bed, it is comfy.
>>723686315
She didn't have a penis pls. She was kinda weird though, she really liked licking me all over. Face and all. It was like one of my japanese animes. I'm not sure if she was just that bad at kissing or if she just was into that.
>>723686544
What happened last night? Something about a club
And your second response explains that, never mind
>>723686544
Wait didn't you say you got cucked by your own dick?
Claim
>>723686651
yeah lewd happened.
>>723687531
The first try yeah. is cucked even the right word for "It physically won't fit"
>guy selling love live figurines on page called "Yokuska Man Shit Resale" that has a rule stating "only manly shit allowed"
>love live figurines
>manly shit
>>723687751
>guy selling Love Live figurines
How much?
>>723687751
What isn't Manly about appreciating attractive women?
Just because it isn't GAR doesn't make it not Manly.
And more so, being Manly can include doing things you enjoy without seeking validation from others.
I do what I like. How I like. And when I like.
How is that not manly?
>shower
>>723687751
Having an anime girl figurine is the manliest thing you can do, obviously
>>723687852
He didn't price them, just said message offers.
>>723687863
It was more of a joke considering the page is usually used to sell cars and parts of various types. Figurines are an opposite end of the spectrum
>>723687871
i disagree
>>723688342
>Figurines are an opposite end of the spectrum
It's like you don't know about itasha...
>>723688342
>buy a car
>buy a nendo of your waifu
>cruise down the street with the waifu