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2017-02-26 10:41:50 Post No. 723673551
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 10:41:50 Post No. 723673551 [Report]
Mastrubation fails thread

>Be 16
>Never jacked off using anything but my hand and tissues
>Decide to make homemade fleshlight
>Know jack shit about what I'm doing
>Take foam letter bath toy from bathroom (Pic very related)
>Figure that “since it has a hole, it'll work”
>Try and widen the hole by shoving it around shampoo bottle
>Bring up random fap material
>Position “fleshlight” over my head
>Press downwards
>Spreads dick-slit open
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>Suck it up and keep pushing
>It comes to a stop about halfway down my shaft
>Realize this was a terrible idea
>Try pulling it off for a few minutes
>Finally succeed without losing my dick
>Hide the bath toy under the sink
>The reason for all of this?
>Because fuck Q
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 10:44:43 Post No.723673706
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 10:44:43 Post No.723673706 [Report]
>>723673551
Kek tier newfag.
Try tickling your prostate with a dildo, flesh lights are for losers.
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