/b/ oh can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight companion who will teach me how to live.
I've lurked here for a few years and I've got no soul to give.
Life is not a deities work,
It's chaotic and unfair.
I'll never grow as long as I am stuck here, this i swear.
I hear you brave young anon-kun
You are hungry for the cock
But to learn the secret methods
Secret doors you must unlock
Escape your straight ass clutches
In this oppressive normie world
In a journey you must go to find the land of
Feeeeemine penis cuuuuuuuuuuurrleed
Well this is just sad.
I AM COMPLETE!
>>723672542
i applaud your creativity, (unless this is just copypasta), it is a rare thing on /b/.
>>723672827
Fuck,
kill yourself