>Be me
>Normal Saturday night
>Finish jerking off
>Go to bathroom and clean all that semen and lube out of my hands
>Go back to room
>Notice that my hands aren't clean yet
>Spit on them to clean them
>Smell them
>They have some kind of a smelly smell that has a smelly smell of baby wipes
I think I discovered the secret formula for baby wipes smell
>Semen,lube,& spit
fuuuck