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Last night I almost asked a homeless woman to fuck me in exchange

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Last night I almost asked a homeless woman to fuck me in exchange for $20. Is this a shitty thing to do?
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>>723661978
kinda yeah.. at least you would be offering her money..
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>>723661978

yup, probably homeless due to past abuse and you are just continuing it for her.
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Only if you fuck her in the ass.
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>>723662776
Not if she showers first.
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>>723661978
>Not offering homeless woman a place to stay and warm meals in exchange for sexual favors.
shiggy
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>>723663237
I live in military barracks, I can't let her.
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>>723661978
>Is this a shitty thing to do?

YES!!! You can do better for $20. Maybe a threesome with two homeless girls or something....be creative
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>>723663237
>Not offering homeless woman a place to stay and warm meals in exchange for sexual favors.
That's, like, the definition of marriage.
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You should make her your slave, she cooks for you, cleans the house and let's you fuck her, you let her sleep in a bed and give her food (which she cooked).
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>>723663295
You don't actually deliver, just let her gobble your knob behind an arby's.
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>>723663295
K.
>Can't even take her out to get a nice meal before asking her for sexual favors.
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".....if you do a good job sucking it, I'll give you the whole sandwich.."
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>>723663525
kek
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>>723663391
kek
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"..you hungret cause I got a dick you can eat and if you suck it good you will get a dessert.."
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>>723661978
Yes, of course.
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>>723663295
This triggered me.
This why I don't feel bad for your military boy's getting killed and losing body part they were possibly like you and got karamed
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only do this if you can

a) dress her up in a fucked up costume
b) take pictures to post here
c) provide her with at least a hondo (it's a respectable income for such an act, naturally all in 1 dollar bills)
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>>723661978
yes especially since all you had in mind was $20 you pathetic gross faggot.
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>>723663762
lel most guys that join the military are fuckwits or fucked up already, what did you expect?
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>>723661978
It's not shitty thing to do. You just need to be careful to not get mugged or to not get any disease. There has been countless of fucking times they have been asking ME if I want a blowjob or their "business". Never done anything because I don't want to bring anyone to my home or I don't want to get infection.
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>>723664140
You've clearly never known anyone in the military.
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>>723661978
Yes it's bad anon
You could fuck her for 5 dollar save some money
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>>723661978
Did she do it?
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>>723664416
No, I gave her five bucks, to get her attention, and started talking to her. She seemed so sweet, and like she actually wanted to better her life, and I felt like an asshole for ever considering doing that to her.
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>>723663237
do not let hookers, loons, or homeless stay at your home
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>>723664535
At least not locked up. Duh newfag
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>>723664523
There are two types of homeless women - those who are homeless because they are/were skanks of different levels and those who are homeless because of adverse life effects. Skanks can be easily convinced for sex etc and they will happily take your money, for these you shouldn't feel sorry.

But for the other type..that depends of you. If you are nice, they probably like you because you are nice in genuine way.
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>>723661978
Did she/he accept or not?
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>>723664523
You did good, man. Takes bigger balls to do something nice than something stupid.
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>>723664897
Gay!!
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>>723664535
You can let them stay at your home chained up if you're farming they're turds for your own personal use.
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It kinda is, but hey, she benefits from the deal too.

>tfw see somewhat attractive homeless women on the street
>tfw thoughts of blowing a load in their ass or pussy have crossed my mind
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>>723664535
>>>723664416

Absolutely. Had a friend let a homeless lady stay in his apartment in college out of an abundance of kindness, and he had to call the police to get her to leave. And then the police told him how fucking retarded he was.
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>Have steady hooker for 10 years
>Trust her around my shit, nothing ever goes missing.
>We always pick up some coke to enjoy ourselves
>Go to pick her up, hand her the cash like always, gets out of the car and bolts

I didnt not see that coming. After 10 years she decides its worth it to screw me for a measly $40. She is my only lay im up the creek and far to timid now to find me a new girl much less have to sort through bad ones.

heres a picture. sad part was she was hotter than any ham beast i could barely manage to hook up with.
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>>723664897
How do you figure?
You can easily help an old lady across a street.
It takes real balls to kidnap and rape her.
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>>723664247
after what I read about abu gharib in detail I hate all military, I assume they are either tortures or rapists or both because most of the are, i genuinely hate retards who choose the easy way out of their white trash life by taking a handout in the military , may they all burn in hell
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>>723665059
Hookers? Why not get a girlfriend?
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>>723665059
wow you are pathetic, reminds me of myself , how old are you fgt?
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>>723665255
got a jew nose, and i like video games and anime,

nuff said.

>>723665357
29. I was a real party animal back in the day. Since then i got a decent job and im pretty far along in college to risk getting caught with drugs or hookers.
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>>723665490
no way ima filthy kike too cant get laid either am older than you but you sound a lot like me we are fgts! yay!
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>>723663762

It triggered you, because you are a sissy....
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>>723665664
>Get fit
>get money
>get jewelry
>get nice car
>nope they notice your nose

I swear this is a worse fate than some people imagine. Do you think any girl would ever want to have a huge nose in her family line? I've never even heard of such a thing.
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>>723665490
>>723665059
Looking at these photos tell me that she doesn't give a fuck. Good riddance. Get a new one.
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>>723665920
i got nose job but it is still big
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>>723665920
No condom?
Seems risky
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>>723665920
You might pregnant the hooker
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>>723666007
>>723665965
i wouldnt be surprised if she screwed me specifically because she couldnt stand to be fucked by a huge nose anime nerd.

The thought has crossed my mind.

>>723666102
no niggers here and the most widesrpead drug is crack that is usually smoked. So little disease.

Old women are fun as shit!
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>>723665119

You whine too much.
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>>723661978

if the roles were reversed she wouldnt even offer you the time of day. so dont feel bad.
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>>723666178
how big is your nose, like I said i got mine fixed , still dont get laid, i m too high like to eat edibles and smoke dabs
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>>723666254
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>>723665490
same, yet i have a qt gf that games and likes anime
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>>723667192
where did you guys meet?
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OP its was rude of you not to ask to fuck her , she needed the money and doest care
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>>723665255
Really, when you think about it,,, what's the big difference?
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>>723663628
>hungret

...nigga
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>>723667717
One will fuck you for money
One will fuck you for money, food, attention, ect.
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>>723665059
>>723665490

Wow I really am so fucking lucky to date a hot stacey, given I'm 22. But the girls I thought were 5s and 6s on my way to pussy nirvana are like melania vs michelle obama if this is your only good lay.

you need to seriously make better life choices, make more money, find different friends, start working out/grooming yourself, find a hobby.
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>>723661978
Challenge:
Get a homeless to fuck you using only a taco.
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>>723661978
Those people are filthy and you're just asking for a disease
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>>723661978
Yes, but that offer would not have surprised her.
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>>723665059
should have shot her you fucking faggot
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>>723665920
>Do you think any girl would ever want to have a huge nose in her family line? I've never even heard of such a thing.
have you heard of jewish people?
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>>723669835
Jews don't like other jews after being americanized
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Offer her a shower and throw some Zyklon-B in the mix
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Depends on how she looks
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>>723661978
20usd just to get aids is too much
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