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Hey /b/, does anyone have the story about the kid and his sister

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Hey /b/, does anyone have the story about the kid and his sister being weighed in water?
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i too would greatly appreciate it if someone has it, ive been looking for it recently as well
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>>723647257
nevermind i just found it, here you go OP. it took me less than a minute to find on google

dont worry, im usually a useless lazy faggot like you, but you reminded me i wanted it and so boom here you go

also once again, you are a useless lazy faggot
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>>723647922
Thanks anon
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>>723648307
you owe me a blowjob

and you're welcome

this shit is hilarious and so fucking awkward and infuriating all in one thread.
thanks for reminding me i wanted it
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>>723647922
What the fuck
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>>723647922
the fuck did I just read
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>>723647922
how is this funny at all you guis really have assended
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what is this about exactly?
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>>723647922
the fuck did I just read?
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>>723650988
It's very simple. He had to get into a tank of water but he didn't take a shower. His sister had to wear a sports bra and tight pants, and she was going to put her hair up but the doctor said she couldn't.

It's been 9 years and people really still don't understand this?
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>>723651065
im really glad i posted this now.
you are the third person to say
>the fuck did i just read?
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god dammit I need to know what the fuck that was about.
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fuck you niggers I'm googling this
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>>723647257
Im going to go ahead and request a post where the guy says he made several thpusand contributions to an obscure forum over several years

I thinkits a greentext
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>>723647922
someone explain this autism
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>>723651790
He had a day off from school but his mom wanted the doctor to do an underwater weighing test. He didn't think he was going to do that and he didn't shower because his mom said he didn't have to. His sister pulled her hair up, but the doctor said she couldn't have a ponytail. She was wearing tight pants and a sports bra.

I still can't believe his mom did that.
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>>723647922
fucking retarded
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>>723651790
what dont you get?
his mom wanted to weigh him and his sister in a pool
they didnt have to take a shower before
he had to wear a tight bathing suit
she had to wear pants and a bra
his sister was gonna pull her hair up in a ponytail and then didnt
she went under for 8 seconds and she enjoyed it
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>>723652093
more nigger more
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>>723652093
Nailed it. I really don't understand why people are having such a hard time with this.
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>>723647922
Well that was time I'll never get back.
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congratulations you fucks. I've stooped to lurking reddit for answers. fuck you all.
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>>723652197
He is 5 foot 8 inches and 145 pounds, his sister is five feet with three inches and weighs 113 pounds, he is 16, his sister is 17.

His house contains a kitchen, two bathrooms, a living room, a dining room, three bedrooms, and a basement.
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>>723652424
hahahahahahahahahaha please report back if you find anything
im pretty sure i explained everything though>>723652093
but let me know if i missed anything
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>>723652512
and he didnt have to shower because he got up at 12
and his sister got up at 12:30 so she didnt shower either
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>>723652628
Exactly.
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so some bitch took her smelly as children to a scale tank because they wouldn't shower? that's it?

lame
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>>723653017
no no no, it was to get their weight without using a scale
they didnt have to shower before because they woke up around 12 and their mom said they didnt have to
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>>723653301
And her daughter pulled her hair up but the doctor said she wasn't allowed.
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>>723651790

I can't confirm but pretty sure it's just a troll thread m8.

That's the point. There is no point.
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>>723653907
exactly!
finally someone gets it
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this topic is confusing the hell out of me. I feel like I should be sympathetic to a retarded child or something.
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>>723654416
if its confusing you so much, maybe you are the retarded child or something
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>>723654594
This, it's incredibly simple, not hard to understand at all.

He had to wear a tight bathing suit. He did t have to shower because he got up around 12. His sister wore pants and a sports bra. She pulled her hair up but the doctor said she couldn't.

This is to rocket science.
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Advanced shitposting tards. That is literally all it is.
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>>723647257
>>723647425
>>723647922

Samefagging this hard.......
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underwater weighing? lol

air displacement plethysmography ftw

and yes underwater weighing is for the calculation of % body fat via the two compartment model
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>>723651175
oh thats the joke
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