hey /b/ help me harass my ex will you 818 - - - 946 - - - 6033

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the boy she's currently sucking attention from

>>723643379
not your personal army

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>>723643379
post a pic of yourself with sharpie in pooper with timestamp, and I will fight this battle, but that is my price. You must decide if vengeance is worth it.

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guess you don't hate him that bad

>>723644954
>>723643379
This anon wagers a fair price, OP.
How far are you willing to go?

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Will post updates and proof of mindrape

Sharpie in the pooper and you have my sword

>>723646135
There is a price to be paid, take no action until OP proves their worth.

>>723646462
I really really like this idea

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We await your orders captain

Red leader standing by

>>723644954
this...do it faggot

calling right now( on dial) what should i say

>>723646648
Wait for OP to deliver. Nothing has ever been gained for free.

>>723646800
dick for sluts are free

>>723646788
record and post

>>723643379
If you dont pay your part of the deal then you deserved to be dumped

>>723646875
im not gonaa record my face and voice theyre gonna dox me once they get my number

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>>723646788
vocaroo nigga

>>723647016
ok but roomate is in room with me idk just wait, hopefully another anon beats me to it

LMAO http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IrMsvVZemO

>>723647309
be happy guys, i know im a faggot but i didnt know what to say, people are in the room with me im very self conscious

>>723647396
i know youre gonna talk shit but at least i delivered

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>>723647309
call again and show her this thread

>>723647396
At least you tried and that's all that matters

>>723647589
how can i show her through voice lol

>>723647589
Don't ruin it yet,I need lulz damnit

>>723647731
im thinkign off blasting some cancer music like alabama nigger or some shit lke that, or send pics of my dick

>>723647805
Can't go wrong with Alabama nigger anon

>>723647728
morse code

>>723647731
No one is doing anything

someone should try to get nudes

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>>723647309
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IrMsvVZemO
fucking brillant!!!
>love the laugh

>>723643379
The line is busy
>I'm not an army
>just Guy who wants a giggle

Oh just so you know if you don't post that pooper I'm finding out who you are and I'm gonna have a real nice "giggle"

>>723648051
im not sober/ other people in the room with me, id be yelling shit like jew but cant

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to spice up shitty thread

>>723648363
call her yourself and make a vocaroo faggot stop depnding on others fer ur enturtainment u nigger

>>723648363
Why is that milk yellow?

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honer

The faggot on the phone is op mates
>who would wanna fuck with you
Uh idk
>what's your ex name
Um idk

Its just some bitch attention whoring

can we please get some more calls vocaroo. I will put a sharpie in pooper if someone does this. Vacaroo first. This shit ain't for free.

>>723648604
fine nigger damn, imma meme it up like im 12 again son

>>723648604
I like you anon

>>723648604
Fuck you most first cunt

>>723648704
Post first*

>>723648427
>stop depending on others for your entertainment
you realize it's the current year, right?

>>723648433
(((m a g i c)))

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>>723648771

>>723643379
not your personal army, newfag

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sH8D8C3IPT

>>723648896
Fuck off nigger.we personal army nao

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>>723648851

>>723643379
/b/ isn't your personal army

>>723648771
fine ill make more dam n fucku
>still using current year argument holds no ground never has kys

>>723648935
>l8er

Sage in all fields cunts, op is tryna reverse troll

>bunch of newfags

>>723648935
lol

Someone ask her if she has battletoads

>>723649036
tl:dr

just get to it buddy

my exes name is Bogdan Fugate instagram is @aktovi. nice going bogdan but try again next time. :)

>>723649065
i wanted to have a civil conversation damn im lonely af

>>723649157
Fucking this lel

>>723649157
>>723649257
samefag

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>>723649176
no totally steaming-hot blonde babe will ever fuck you with that attitude

>>723649173
Tits or GTFO

>>723649355
ik but faking it is hard, my dick goes into shell mode and my testosterone disappears whenever i talk to a real grill

>>723649176
why didn't you just say that. That would have made for an interesting call

>>723649492
You should call her and ask for dating advice, comma

>>723648592
>>723648070
>>723649136
Fucking these
>you fucking retards are getting trolled into being an army for this bitch

>>723649619
well i called twice i dont wanna call a 3rd time even though i have ideas now

>>723649690
ok if this is true imma call one and find out, wjat do i say

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>>723649492
>faking it
no alpha fakes confidence, kiddo. you need to grasp at the poon, my g

seriously, it's not fucking complicated. you're holding yourself back from life's opportunities.

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>>723644954
I like this! THE PEN IN POOPER PRICE MUST BE PAID OP!

>>723649778
Say you're know what she's wearing nigga

Killing this fucking cancerous thread
>sage goes in all fields

>>723649789
well of course once you start doing something by mimicing it becomes natural, but i dont have much to start with so i gotta stretch it a little bit

>>723649874
just leave if you're really that bored damn dude, i bet u frequent ylyl and dick r8 threads

>S.G.I.A.F

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(312) 549-9832
Try this number. Ask for tits. Its this girl

god dammit some beta faggot was the only one the call her up and vocaroo it

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>>723649877
just look at what the alphas are doing around you and mimic that behavior.

>>723649933
I don't mind a good laugh faggot but this is just cancer, one faggot posted results and you act like this thread is ~magic~ fuck off with your newfag shit

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I need much more Vocaroo from different anons. OP will deliver.

>>723650258
lol it's like you look at it like someone is forcing shit into your face, just look away anon it will get better. zonkoku na tenshi no you ni

i am having great conversations with people who called, thank you bogdan! they are more interesting than you ever were!

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>>723650279
yea she will remember my number and it will not be that fun

>>723650279
Your a cunt you know that right?

>>723650409
lol beech tits or gtfo

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>>723650409
Tits or GTFO do it to piss off brogdan or whatever the fuck his name is

>>723650575
he was usng hte other your the one that makes plural progressive. dw anon i passed 2nd grade aws well

>>723650347
I didn't understand the last bit cuz I'm not fucking translating

>helping newfags not be newfags is what stops these retarded reverse army requests from happening without the bitch posting tits

If she had posted tits it wouldn't have been a problem new friend

>>723650039
waiting for anon to confirm this before i try

>>723650688
its the lyrics for the first line in a cruel angel's thesis you nig. i have trouble believing that it was her posting this post,

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>>723650626

Thread is boring as fuck and someone needs to make a fucking move

oh my fucking god hurry the fuck up you beta male nigger babies

>>723650969
lmao bro wtf jst type it lmao

>>723651037
dude IDK what to say its like highschool again idk what to say

>>723651074
Hit with the memes jack

burp

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>>723651060

>>723651221
wholly shit this man is rfom fucking mars someone hlpe me pick out agood meme to nigger

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>>723651074

does any1 no wereh to buy good chalup/

>>723651402
chalupa?'

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NJPsUU6msI

>>723651481
fuck i forgot to put on speaker my bad

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>>723651292

>>72365155how big are those pussy lips boyo

>>723651402
u have to find those small mexican places l=ike called albertos or whatever mexican name

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>>723651807
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>>723651552
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>>723651807
Four of those were me :)

is anyone seriously calling her like wtf i feel like im the only one who did

So you got dumped, and now you are being a beta faggot by ringing her up and trying to be edgy?

Worst thing is you are so beta, you come to /b/ and ask for a personal army without providing payment for anything.

Hope your ex is enjoying some new alpha cock and not giving two shits about you. In a few months, her mind will be swimming in his testosterone that she will forget that you even existed.

Op i found where she lived, lucky for you posting doxes can get me banned
>go to websites similar to whitepages
>reverse mobile phone lookup
>??
>profit
also ill post her fb if op doesnt

>>723653323
she lives in CA, just to prove i am right.

>>723653409
i knew she was in CA cuz somone in my contacrts has same area code

>>723653323
yep i found her aswell
anyone want to do the honors of pizza and hookers?

>>723653908
first step in the right direction

>>723643379
I'm 818 too
Where u from

>>723654858
hes barely 18 if even, probs gone as well

anyone here

>>723643379
Crazy shit, can't believe she did this
http://streamboobs.com

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>>723648964