>I speak four languages >I am familiar with other cultures

>>723640897
none of those things proves that you're american

>>723641001
that's the point dumbass

you forgot
>live in america as a US citizen

>>723640897
>>723640897
>I pray to my flag every morning
>I cry when I hear our beautiful national anthem
>I love my guns and am a responsible gun owner
>I hate Canada and those mexi-cucks
>I love my country
>Elvis is the king
>I have the most bad ass F150
>USA<USA<USA

>>723641334
damn homie u Toby Keith up in this bish?

>>723640897
>I speak American
>I am familiar with the texas culture
>I am physically fat and intellectually unstable
>I volunteer to help the most fortunate
>I treat my wife with teaching her to respect
>I own my own ranch
>I am the architect of my own swingers partys

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I took this picture two weeks back.

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>>723642025
>volunteer to help the most fortunate

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>>723640897

I am physically fat and intellectually unstable

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>>723640897
>Most Americans can't
>Most Americans aren't
>Half of Americans aren't
>Who cares?
>You have no wife
>You're implying you pay bills which is bullshit because it's 11:24 at night on a Saturday and statistically speaking you would have work tomorrow
>No you aren't

>I am 20kg overweight but pass as normal;
>I was bullied at school and the school condoned it;
>I can buy an automatic assault rifle because my freedoms;
>I love this country;
>But soon I am going to shoot lots of American civilians that have never done anything wrong by me;
>terrorists are bad;
>I love Trump make America great again;
>Where's my gun

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Fuck You Dude,
I ain't gotta Prove Shit.
>FREEDOM

>Prove you're American
I fucking love pb&j

>>723643274
>kg
get out britfag

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I had these today, how y'all doin?

>>723640897
You sound pretty unamerican.
Watch out for ICE

>>723640897
>I live in a multicultural society where everyone is treated fairly and given the same opportunity

>>723640897
>I live in the most free country in the world
>my country has the lowest incarceration rate in the world due to the lack of dichotomy in the socio-economic system
>gun violence doesn't occur in my country because everyone is civilised and education standards are high and free

If I raise my county's flag, I get harassed.

>>723645347
Does it show a slave in chains?

>>723640897
>I have absolutely no fucking idea what communism actually is
Proven

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>>723642301
I`m an American level 50

my government officials look disturbingly like snack foods.

>>723640897
im not amarican. what now bitch?

>>723645614
give oil or gtfo

Served in the US Army, paratrooper/airborne.
Iraqi freedom and Afghanistan tours.

>>723645737
Ya and I'm the queen of England, also
>Check'em

>>723640897
I didn't vote....

>I live in the city and drive an SUV that gets 9 miles a gallon.

>>723640897
what languages OP?

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i support capitalism

>>723645737
Did they grant you citizenship yet?

>>723645888
Nice get.

>>723646053
East coast, west coast, texan and mexican

>prove you're a nigger spic
Yeah... nah. I'll pass.

Let's talk about languages instead.

>>723646053
Aue paedicator. OP non sum, sed loquor latine. Et tu?

>>723640897
> everything an American isn't

>>723646365
Latine loqui non magis evoluta Italian

>>723640897
> be me
> very smart
> smash captain
> live in white house
> make rules
> no muslims
> 'merica

>>723640897
>I speak four languages
>American

>>723640897
>familiar with other cultures
In America, we push comical stereotypes in real stereotypes. we are no where near multi cultural aware

>>723646633
>magis
Ma «magis» non è «ma», è «più». Credo que vuoi dire «sed».
Comunque, anchio parlo un po'.

>>723647325
Ok, perché il mio latino è terribile. Cosa hai fatto oggi anon?

>>723640897
I love Halo
I like Star Wars
I own an old car from 1990
I dislike authority without experience
I run my own business
Slipknot is pretty good
I don't ever get tired of AC/DC
I hate the mainstream media
Niggers tongue my anus

>>723641547
Damn right he is

I HATE NIGGERS.
I VOTED TRUMP.
I OWN GUNS.

>>723646155
Born and raised here buddy. Northern California is the best part of the country, prove me wrong. Not just by red and blue shit either.

>>723647690
A dire il vero ho fatto nessuna cosa utile. Anime, musica, /int/, cose come queste.

>>723648206
So why did you join the army? Trailertrash?