Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723621123
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
you're all nerds.
Claiming best girl
still here.
and
>>723635552
I heard they put out new chapters for the game
4chan auto turned off night theme
>Shielder
Rude
>Misaki
Can you upgrade?
>>723635419
Not much. Reading, video games, stuff like that.
RIP Misaki thread.
>>723635705
prologue redux, yes. it was only available to those who purchased through itch.io before, and done in a different engine.
>>723635443
Fuck off with this cancer garbage
>>723635143
im really boring and you wont get much out of a conversation from me...
>>723635171
well i had the same feelings for hama but i was too scared to open up... now he thinks i never liked him when i did, i used to think about him for weeks before going to bed, it's not fair
>>723635202
its cold dammit!
>tfw no tomoko to cuddle and bite on..
>>723635341
i don't think i've talked to anyone outside of threads anyway
im sorry
>>723635765
Upgrade to what?
Shielder is the best~
>>723635888
Anything you play lately that was fun? I finished the first uncharted yesterday.
>>723636009
Thats pretty cool then
love you too, Anons
>>723636238
You fucking wot m8?
>>723635765
Maybe
>>723635897
Woops lol. I am too slow
>>723636160
Ehh, we'll manage to get something at least
How goes
>>723636238
fagg lol
>>723636160
Im down to get bit on.
>>723636160
its ok i understand
>>723636330
I'd have the same sort of luck if I tried.
>>723636238
You alright there?
>>723636337
Don't talk to that narcissist.
>>723636176
Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
Best Zelda game I've ever played, mainly because the only other Zelda games I've played were Spirit Tracks and Triforce Heroes.
>>723636324
>>723636345
Love you too, guys
>>723636160
It may not be fair, but rarely anything is.
>>723636571
Try Majora's Mask and Link to the Past.
>>723636585
>>723636571
I thought twlight princess and windwaker were fun. Never played any of the ds ones
>>723636238
>>723636585
I must say that the Toko claim seems very appropriate.
>>723636689
I love you too, Anon
>>723636911
you already said that to my post
let me pour you a shot
>>723636238
i love you too!
>>723636330
gotta go fast!
>>723636337
im doing really good right meow~ a little hungry though.
how about yourself? how's your weekend so far?
and sorry for the slow replies, my wifi is dying a lot
>>723636385
don't worry i wont draw blood~
i just want to taste...
>>723636392
thank you for being understanding, haruhi
>hugs you
>>723636686
i shouldn't even bother opening my heart anymore
Claimed
>>723636911
stealing your waifu
>>723637157
>>723637081
its ok i know youre a good person
>>723637250
>>723636892
I love you especially
>>723637306
>>723637081
Thats cool a little blood loss never hurt anyone
>>723636585
U FOKN WOT
>>723637281
t-thank you haruhi, you're making me blush! how was your game with louise~?
>>723637444
i'll check myself out
>>723637413
fokeen suk
>>723636834
Have you played MM or LttP?
>>723637081
Just need to leave what's done behind.
>>723636238
Hey, someone loves me. Yuppee
>>723636465
Don't you hate me too?
>>723637081
Right meow.. huh
You could get some snacks. My weekend was relaxing, just a bit tired right now. Hope yours is going well too
And I understand
>>723637543
a little too early
>>723637525
oh im sorry
i had fun
Whats an anime with waifub8?
>>723637650
No.
>>723637017
I'm already drunk, but thanks, 'non
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xH2VmHYz4M
>>723637803
wait up I'll get there in a sec
>>723637344
Are you a serial killer too?
>>723637789
You've missed the best Zelda games there are.
>>723637444
mh, i love the taste of blood too, please don't tempt me...
>>723637650
okay then i will leave it alone, i hope hama forgives me some day...
>>723637654
you're tired from relaxing~? that sounds nice...
>>723637683
what game were you playing? i want to get into gaming someday ><
>>723636455
I've tried watching some clips of Houki on youtube but they seem to be pretty sparse.
>>723637081
FASTER FASTER
I'm gonna try posting some of my gun pics now. Pls no bully
Ugh Wi-Fi is dying!!!!!
>>723637919
I would like to purchase that book
>>723637904
lewd
>>723637924
Oh well. Its probably nothing too impressive at this point.
>>723637965
Go ahead just a bit wont hurt.
>>723637965
an rpg that louise made
>>723636686
Maybe someday
>>723636834
Spirit Tracks' biggest problem is the repitition. But the graphics are decent, the controls are pretty smooth most of the time, overall it's not bad, but it could have been better.
Triforce Heroes could have been A LOT better
>>723637965
He'll talk to you if he wants to, or in 10 years you'll suddenly remember and think what if, shrug and keep on doing what you were doing.
>>723638120
It's still pretty impressive if you like Zelda games.
>>723637965
I have heavy days during weekdays
>>723637904
Ayyy, we're, like, two of a kind, right, 'non?
>>723638130
I dont have much interest in the mobile nintendo things. The games dont hold me attention for too long.
>>723638231
Ehh they are ok but not my favorite
>>723638352
>whisky
aww yes
>>723638352
From 1 to 10, how fancy is that shit?
>>723638422
What's your favourite?
>>723638422
Each to his own I guess
>>723637904
R-right?
>>723636160
If Misake can upgrade his phone
>>723636330
You don't know?
>>723638130
MM and LttP are by far the best Zelda games.
>>723638518
There's no way I could post sober, heh
>>723638690
right indeed
>>723638936
why not?
>>723638557
I'd say 4/10
>>723638787
No doubt
>>723639030
I'm way to anxious, even on an anonymous platform
>>723639296
thats ok no one will bite you
unless you ask
>>723638028
ah! i would love to see your guns!
>>723638120
why won't it hurt..?
>>723638128
oh wow is louise a... what's it called... a game developer? and are you the tester?
>>723638231
10 years huh... yeah i should move on, i know he already has.
>sits on your lap
hi
>>723638239
i read that as heavy periods xD
>>723638772
oh my phone isn't going to upgrade, i'll have to buy one of those new Samsung smartphones, but I'm saving up for a cheap ThinkPad laptop.
>>723638557
Im not sure just time sinks really
>>723638672
yeah.
>>723639476
It would but it wouldnt be for long
>>723639476
I don't even see how you could've read it this way.
How was your day? Do anything fun?
>>723639273
how the fudge did she even get that shirt on to begin with!
>>723639476
well its a ttrpg so i dont know if she is in that way
its not the kind you might be thinking of
>>723639440
Yeah, I know it, buddy, hell, as I've said, I love you all, anons.
I'm just kind of anxious when it comes to my English, since, well, it's my second language, and, you know, the other cringeworthy stuff I tell when I'm drunk
>>723639632
ah, you're really turning me on.. stahp it!
>>723639714
my day was pretty boring, i drove back home from my parents and sat by the fire all day~
>>723639733
videogames and videogame lingo is a whole different world to me.....
>>723639124
All I got this is this cheap mint liquor..
But whatever works, right?
>>723639476
That wouldn't be too bad. This chair a bit flimsy though.
..and hai.
>>723639632
What are the two games you've played the most recently?
>>723639950
its a table top rpg so not a "game" its like a player run thing
>>723639876
same on the esl and no one cares about being cringe you are safe ,hell you could be making all that up just to bait on people
>>723639950
Alright if you say so. Start the new anime?
>>723640016
Ive played an absurd amount of For Honor but something is wrong with the servers and my NAT is strict so fuck that. And yesterday I sat down and played through Uncharted 1 and its pretty much the first Indiana jones movie
>>723640016
don't worry, i'm only 115lbs
>i hate being small
>>723640202
sounds like a lot of work >_<
why aren't you posting your waifu? she's pretty, show her off~
>>723640230
how can i start this anime when you made me all hot and bothered?
>>723639950
A day like this is priceless
>>723640300
Smol
posting guns
1/3
It's a Ruger P89
>misaki
2/3
Same one
An M4 chambered in .22LR, an airgun and the Ruger. Not pictured: Bolt action hunting rifle and the 1911 I was supposed to have shipped a week ago
3/3
>>723640509
i always look forward to lazy and peaceful days <3 i just want to enjoy the quiet and nature..
>>723640519
that's your bed room? sheesh!
>>723640494
Ah my bad. Guess sort that out first huh?
>>723640790
Ohhh :o
>>723640790
Oh, and the collapsable baton. How could I have forgotten that skull breaker?
>>723640230
Weird how I've never got any connection issues though many complain about them..
Did you see how Deus vulted btw? http://imgur.com/a/VeC6d
Never played Uncharted and don't even really know what they are about. Some tomb raidery thing?
>>723640300
I guess it'd be fine then.. yeah..
>>723640840
im a bit sore down there from spending time with you yesterday...
>>723640206
Hey, what kind of bait would that be? It's just me self loathing, how could that be a bait?
>>723640929
why so many weapons?
>>723640978
now if i start lightly bouncing on your lap with my butt then the chair might break~
>>723640827
The things I'd give just to have a little peace
Why are you flirting with everyone
>>723640494
id rather not much anymore
>>723640978
Nah this is new. I took a peak at the Reddit to see if others were having the issues and it looks like the anticheat fucked it. They did stop the land gains which is good for them. It would be sad if they lost more.
>>723640983
Oh my. I didnt know that.
>>723641153
you have a very busy life?
and i don't know why i flirt, i think it's instinctual
>>723641165
w-why?
>>723640827
It's the corner of my room where I used to keep my computer, so now it's just for shoe/spare wire storage
>>723640927
You're right. I need more guns.
>>723641093
SHALL
>>723641000
Just saying it could be if not then great really
>>723641250
you're a bad influence on me
>>723641302
NOT
>>723641093
That'd be bad in more ways than one.
>>723638028
YT is starting to flag a lot of IS related stuff, probably why it's hard to find much.
>>723640790
>>723640646
>>723640519
Dem guns. Hopefully you never have to use them outside of recreation.
>>723641302
you have a huge bedroom!
>>723641302
what are you protecting yourself against?
too many guns = a false sense of confidence
I could go into your home and rape you
>>723641302
s-shall?
>>723641339
n-not?
>>723641353
then i can go full mount on your lap and have you all to myself~
>>723641250
Wonder what happens when some other factions gets a stronghold.
>>723641263
Yes. I'm halfway trough a course right now. Next week I won't be able to be here at all.
A natural flirt, are we
>>723641361
Funnily enough, the pistols are more dangerous than his rifle
>>723641672
oh you're in school? what are you studying?
>>723641593
SHALL NOT-dam commies
I don't know why I'm such a slut!
I'll stop meow.
>>723641263
i dont plan to stay here again just looking for someone
>>723641332
You really think that?
>>723641664
Probably nothing at the moment
>>723641741
You can't stop us commies
>>723641797
>slut
>not posting butt
0/10
>>723641816
you're going to leave me here? all alone? who are you looking for? i'm right here!
>>723641823
yes!
>>723641851
>
>>723641832
>>723641962
>hugs
no blury, please
>>723641735
Not quite, I'm in an infantry qualification course. After I get trough it, I'll be affected to a battalion
>already know which regiment I'll be affected
What about you? Going in school?
>>723641946
>>723642083
commie scum
>>723641361
>Hopefully
Too late, already bought a bunch of boxes of hunting ammo for the bolt action
>>723641593
In that case, I have a bottle of Hoppe's #9 lubricant for self defense purposes only. Please don't be gentle.
>>723641672
>9mm FMJ is more deadly than 30 grain Super Max Aguila fired from a 16' carbine
>>723641662
After the chair breaks? I'd be lying on the floor and at worst case needing medical attention.
>>723642194
ohhh you're in the military? thank you for your service ^^ please MAGA!
and i'm a baker, i didn't want to go to college like my friends did, no regrets~
>>723642421
im not a commie!
>>723642430
i was hoping you'll be rough with me, though...
>>723642432
Ufufu~ i'll give you all the tlc you could handle <3
>>723641672
I'm not gun savvy outside of deer rifles, but that doesn't surprise me. Of course, depending on the shooter, it may be more dangerous to them than the target.
>>723642430
If you're hunting critters, that's still sport. Unless of course, you're doing it to exterminate a bunch of shit. Come over to Texas and pop some wild pigs for a bounty.
>>723641946
Why?
>>723642430
Idk man
.22 is pretty small
>>723641823
It hasn't been done yet so there might be something.
>>723642719
because you're cute..
>>723642708
>>723641832
>>723641946
searching for sono and i would talk to you but i dont want to be here for long
>>723641314
Aw, thanks, Anon
>>723643032
your little knife can't get passed my shield~
>>723643060
oh sono is nice, he posted here yesterday
>>723642708
We can take turns doing both if that's what you're into :o
>>723642711
I have everyone bitch at me for suggesting using a .22 with a hunting load to hunt hogs. First, no gunz like the Airforce faggot last week who told me I would 'blow it apart' using an AR, then the /k/ types who tell me it would just tickle it. We do have a problem with hogs in Florida as it is.
>>723642724
You should see the .44 my old man just ordered. And a thousand HP+ rounds to go with it.
>>723643242
fuck your commie shield can't do shit against a real metal
>>723642708
Well, you caused it so you better..
>>723643242
did i miss him?
i really need him
>>723642848
Yeah but I think they would at least mention it right?
>>723642863
Thats nice thank you. You are pretty cute too at times. Especially the Alaska stuff you talk about
>>723642708
Not American kek
And that doesn't surprise me, going to college was probably the worst mistake I ever made
But hey, at least I got the P U S S
>>723642711
9mm shooting range is probably the easiest to fail
>>723643312
Sounds fun to shoot.
Probably won't beat firing a 84mm recoilless rifle :^)
>>723643312
im highly into getting dom'd if that's okay with you...
>>723643349
this thing weighs 2 tons and i can throw it pretty hard~
>>723643391
i'll be sure to give every.. inch.. attention..
>>723643435
w-whoa, lewd~
yeah i think he's gone now.
I'll fight you for him~
>>723643557
ah... tomoko, i think i have to go. my personality is slipping and i can't control myself..
>>723643563
kek
where are you from? please take me with you!
Anyway, I love too guys
>>723643722
commie garbage
>>723643795
You*
>>723643722
Thats a shame. You did say you would tell me about you some time
>>723643241
? what now ??
>>723643841
this is you
>shielder
>>723643795
We're glad to have you here.
>>723643722
what do you mean
>>723643998
>
u
>>723643722
I'm from canadaland, my friend
And if you don't mind the shitty weather, sure
>>723644017
Really? Do you mean it, Anon?
>>723639571
I wasn't talking about your phone but nice to know
>>723643312
You can drop them with that .22 load with a well placed shot. Hell, the first hog my sister shot dead was with my dad's .22 Winchester. As bad as the pigs are over here, no one would bat an eyelash if you had something that would actually blow them apart.
>>723643795
Sounds like you're feeling quite alright.
>>723643563
Interesting. Any particular reason why? 9mms seem quite popular as it is.
>>723643722
So long as you don't mind dealing with a gay-dom-in-denial-with-some-serious-kinks
Goodnight everyone, I love you all.
>>723643795
i love you more~
>>723643907
maybe in private.. and if you accept me i would be so happy bye tomoko <3
ireallyamanarcissistandiwasdiagnosedafewyearsago.
>>723644044
i don't mean he's gone for good, but he might pop up again sooner than later.
>>723644088
aww that's cute, i want to pet it
>>723644119
canada is in a real hole right meow with the current president.
muslims are flooding 20,000 a day
at least it's really hard to get guns in canada so you're safe for a while... bye kasumi-chan~
>>723644290
cute smile!
>>723644484
i want to chew on her hair so much... geez!
>>723644564
Mnh~ you should fire your guns into the air when i'm making you cum with my mouth~
im sorry for being lewd..
>>723644776
Night
>>723644776
>
u
commies can't own shit
>>723644507
It's just so easy to use it's easy to fail to do something. Or just the short length of the weapon.
>Have a jam? Trying to fix it?
>well motherfucker you might've just pointed that weapon towards your buddy next to you
Keep in mind I'm talking in a military perspective, some of us never touched any weapons besides the standard issue rifle we get in boot camp.
>>723644776
My province is refusing to have any refugees, so there's that.
See ya either tomorrow or next weekend
>erp when
>>723643557
Yeah, but it'd be really stupid if they didn't make something at least, but then again, it's Ubisoft.
>>723644776
i meant the fight thing
>>723645018
>My province is refusing to have any refugees, so there's that.
Lucky cunts
I wish we had a bureaucratic backlog
>>723644776
I-I like you to friend! We're friends now, right?
>>723645143
You too*
>>723644507
>As bad as the pigs are over here, no one would bat an eyelash if you had something that would actually blow them apart.
At first I doubted you but then I remembered 'Texas' and started laughing
>>723644776
I don't mind. I feel like you'd give a great blowjob.
Maybe we'll talk on discord sometime...
Night.
>>723645089
See, this is why we deported you guys
>>723644290
You shouldn't give my word too much value, I don't come around nearly as much to make any influence.
But you do seem really likeable.
And you're claiming best Dangan.
>>723645471
>I don't come around nearly as much
>is always here
;)
>>723645057
Great game horrible support. Hopefully its like siege where in a year the game is really good and the launch was the only trash bit
>>723645249
Sorry, that was a typo
>>723645550
But I barely talk!
adsf