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Hey /b/ recommend me a career choice/trade that is in "high

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Hey /b/ recommend me a career choice/trade that is in "high demand" in Michigan, or just a solid choice in general in terms of job stability.

Also posting Elder Scrolls is acceptable
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>>723633254
Honestly there are only 3 real jobs you can do if you want to get even close to making a living in this shitty world

Banditry, Adventuring, Blacksmith.

Some people say you make good money as an alchemist. Let me tell you something, those people are fucking WRONG. Just the other day I had some fucking faggot walk into my shop and sell me 56 resist fire potions.

What the fuck am I suppose to do with these? I can't even fucking resell them because they're so low quality. Seriously fuck this job. Dad was right, I should have stayed in Skingrad and became a blacksmith or a wine maker.
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>>723634069
I love you
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>>723634259
It's a real shame that the economy is so fucked like this. I mean really, 5 gold for an apple? I can barely even afford to buy the shit that I need for my shop, let alone buy food and shit. And that faggot Belethor next to me sells random shit he picks up off the street and makes Septims left and right. I don't know how he does it.

Can't even move back to Cyrodiil because of these stormcloak faggots blocking the roads around Riften, and there's no way I'm traveling through Pale Pass to get back there. Last time I tried that my nutsack almost froze off. Couldn't even find the pass either. Bought a map from Belethor, says it's there, but nope. Not one fucking road.

Fuck Belethor.
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>>723635017
Cry some more. Belethor is best because he will do anything for a trade. I kid you not, he sold me his sister. His goddamn sister! You're just not trying hard enough.
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>>723635659
Dude that's fucking bullshit and you know it.

Just the other day I walked into his store and wanted to buy that troll skull. Well he gave me his usual bullshit "EVERYTHING'S FOR SALE MY FRIEND" but when I asked him about the troll skull, nothing.

Not to mention he's a fucking con artist, and his assistant has been causing trouble all over Whiterun hold. I saw one of the companions beat his ass once, guards didn't do shit about it.
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>>723634069
You just... And this is crazy, but here me out... DON'T BUY THE SHIT POTIONS. Fucking entitled imperial kids these days, think life should be handed to them even when they fuck up. Do a tour with the legion and we'll talk, shitstain.
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What the fuck is this quality thread doing on /b/, is /tg/ down?
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>>723635919
Troll Skulls aren't worth jack. What do you expect him to do with a troll skull? Sell him gems you stupid fuck. Learn 2 economy. I invested in his company and he pretty much buys anything.
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>>723633254
Yes, the economy is bad, but I can teach you an advanced spell that will grant you all the money you want! Channel your mana, focus your voice, and repeat after me: "player.additem 000000f 10000"
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>>723636159
I tried that once and he just looked at me and said "this is a potion shop, right? You buy and sell potions?"

I heard the court mage has it worse. This fucker regularly goes up to Dragonsreach and sells him silver necklaces with shitty enchantments. Who the fuck wants to buy a silver necklace with 1% bonus to melee attacks?
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So how does everyone feel about the divinity of the Aedra? Since they gave up their power at Convention they can be killed, so are they gods?
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>>723636456
>Who the fuck wants to buy a silver necklace with 1% bonus to melee attacks?
>1% bonus
Do you think this is a fucking game, kiddo?
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Electrician is one of the best trades, good variation and options to specialize, the works not too physical and hourly rate is good. Especially because you often do lots of little jobs and round up your hours. You can charge out 8 hours and be home but lunchtime on good days.
I'm not qualifie, but have been labouring for electrician 4 years.
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>>723636458
>So how does everyone feel about the divinity of the Aedra? Since they gave up their power at Convention they can be killed, so are they gods?
I mean... Wasn't Alduin an Aedra? He's an immortal demigod that's been around since the beginning of Nirn, and the Daedra talk about him as if he's always been.

But he's dead.
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in High Rock, adventuring is pretty much expected of the youth and those who can't do magic, in addition to the norm of cutthroat manmer politicians and merchants

I expect fighting shit and surviving to be a profession in itself in Hammerfell, if you're not already fapping to swords and the song of Mundus

pic related took King Camaron's daughter after he stabbed the shit out of him
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>>723636688
Alduin is the nordic aspect of Akatosh. His job is to end the current Kalpa and begin the next one, but the Alduin in the kalpa the games take place in went rogue and just tried to dominate everything instead of doing his one fucking job.
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>>723636589
I asked him what they do once, that's what he said.

It's magic.
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>>723634069
Blacksmithing may seem appealing, but it's not worth it. You spend decades carefully practicing then some fucking lizard hearted wunderkind comes along and takes over your forge for 36 hours straight, forges 2,123 iron daggers, and then you're obsolete.
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>>723636928
>"alright Alduin, your job is to press this button when I tell you"
>"press the button, Alduin"
>Alduin attempts to enslave the button
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>>723636928
>Alduin is the nordic aspect of Akatosh
Intensely debatable.
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>>723636928
>"I am AAHL DOO WEEN, FIRSTborn of AKAtosh,"
He seems to disagree with you.
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>strolling through life
>find a qt
>brother comes and swipes her
>kill them both
>go into a fucking coma
is Anu /ourguy/?
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>>723637034
Son of a fucking bitch, that's where all those daggers came from.
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>>723633254
Tbh plumbing or welding will be in huge demand in just a couple years, go to a vocational school and learn how, then enjoy making asstons of money. Or trash collector, same shit.
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>>723636592
You think this is funny? We're discussing real job options. Get this fantasy crap outta here.
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>>723633254
You should try farming.

I own Chillfurrow farm outside the city. Very profitable business. Having a farm also has a lot of advantages. It's made me very wealthy.
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>>723637781
Is pic related some of your equipment?
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>>723634069
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>>723637781
I think your wife was looking for you, she seemed pissed off.
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>>723637913
Yes, from what I've seen his arms have provided much help on the field
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Some of you are alright. Don't go to the Markarth Market tomorrow.
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>buy horse
>climb at 90 degree angle
>???
>make septims
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>>723638314
There almost has to be a way to make money off a physics defying horse.

I suppose it would depend on whether or not the horse's abilities are dependent to the horse being alive, because if that shit carries on when they're dead, I'm getting into the horse hooves business.
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>>723634069
typical milk drinker, i bet you gave that guy literally all your money and after precisely 2 days later you did it again
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>>723636159
Sometimes people can be very persuasive. no idea how they do it but this one guy convinced me that buying 14 Dwarven Bows was a good idea.

I own a jewelry stand. I have no idea what i'm going to do with the bows.

I can't even fit them in my stall, so they're just sitting behind me. I keep asking people if they want one, but no one is buying them.

now I have 14 Dwarven Bows that I will never be able to sell.
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>>723638311
There are no Forsworn in Markarth. Move along citizen.
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>>723638907
He's right. This guy is an officer of the law. He knows what he's talking about.

There is literally nothing to worry about.
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>>723635659
Belethor sold you his sister? That scumbag kept telling me hed sell me his sister IF HE HAD ONE. I had to walk all the way to fucking Falkreath to buy a sister
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>>723633254
This is between you and me, but there's an easier way to make money than working.

Go find Brynjolf in the marketplace in Riften. Keep it on the down low.
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>>723634069

Don't become an adventurer. Either you're part of the 99% and you die before you get good, or you're part of the 1% and you get to the point where you can't sell all the loot you bring in because merchants are literally running out of money to give you, and you have so much money you need to start buying barrels to keep it in.

Consider that the average amount of gold a shop brings in over the coarse of a day averages 500 - 1500 septims. When you're bringing in 8 to 10 thousand septims EVERY SINGLE DAY, you end up being a significant drain on the local economy. You eventually get to the point where a significant amount of the hold's currency is in your possession, which attracts thieves, rivals, gold diggers, and sycophants in equal measure.

A man awash in septims is a man awash in trial and tribulation.
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Does anyone want to buy a dung claw? It must open something.
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>>723639155
Judensheißführer of Tamriel reporting.
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Best waifu coming through.
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>>723640161
Have you ever noticed that Belethor actually does have a massive nose?
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>>723640302
Oh yeah, totally.
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>>723633254
If you're looking to make money then talk to the blacksmith, he's offering a reward to anyone who can bring him the dog.
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>>723640001
>A man awash in septims is a man awash in trial and tribulation.
>'Mo money 'mo problems
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Good thread
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Daily reminder that this is the hierarchy of Elder Scrolls races.

God tier: Dunmer, Breton
High tier: Imperial, Altmer
Meh tier: Nord, Redguard, Orc
Shit tier: Bosmer, Argonian, Khajiit
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>>723640931
Move the orc scum down
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>>723640931
>God tier: Dunmer
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>>723640931
Dunmer got downvoted to meh when they SPIT IN AZULA'S FACE AND GOT TURNED INTO GRAYSKINS

So let me fix that for you:

God Tier: Imperial
Shit Tier (AKA non-imperials): Everyone Else
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Nord - Aryan
Breton - French/Celts
Redguard - Arabs
Imperial - Romans
Altmer - Japs
Bosmer - Native Americans
Dunmer - Jews
Orcs - Chinks/Mongols
Argonian - Aztec/Mayan
Khajiit - Niggers

Discuss.
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>>723641288
My first Morrowind character, who I beat the game with, was an Imperial. I really do like them. But Dunmer are based af.
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>>723641311
>Orcs - Chinks/Mongols
I always figured they were supposed to be hunnic more than mongolian. Huns are typically larger than mongols, lived in the mountains, worked as mercenaries a lot...

>Bosmer - Native Americans
Or any tribespeople, really. They do have some elements of pre-celt pictish in there though.

>Altmer - Japs
What?

>Nord - Aryan
I know what you mean, but when you're talking about ethnicity rather than descriptive features, Aryan refers to a type of Indian people, not Scandinavians. Think gypsies, basically.
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>>723640931
God tier: Redguard, Breton
High tier: Bosmer, Altmer
Meh tier: Nord, Dunmer
Shit tier: Khajiit, Argonian
Boethiah's shit tier: Orsimer
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>>723641311
>Khajiit - Niggers
DELETE THIS
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>>723639093
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>>723641311
>nord
>aryan
>breton
>not actual bretons
>redguards
>arabs
>imperials
>not including Greece
>elves
>any real human culture
>khajiit
>not useless stoners

comparing races to real life is retarded, and it only works on Breton-Breton and Dunmer-Jew comparisons
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>>723641416
Dunmer are literally niggers
>we wuz chimer 'n shit

I will admit though, their magic is dope as fuck. Can Altmer grow giant mushrooms and live in them?

I didn't think so.
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>>723641890
they don't, instead they make giant crystal towers that break down light and make you go bonkers in the pride parade daylight
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>>723641734
Do we have a buttblasted furfag here?
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>>723641676
Well, I guess we both like Bretons at least. Also you forgot Imperials.
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>>723640931
God Tier: Imperial, Breton
High Tier: Nord (women), Altmer,
Meh Tier: Orsimer, Redguard, Dunmer.
Shit Tier: Bosmer, Nord (men), Furries, Scalies.
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>>723641311
Correct answer:

Nord - Vikings
Breton - French/Celts
Redguard - Arabs
Imperial - Romans/Greek
Altmer - Chinks/Nazis
Bosmer - Native Americans
Dunmer - Japs
Orcs - Mongols
Argonian - Aztec/Mayan
Khajiit - Niggers/Gypsys
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>>723642043
God tier: Redguard, Breton, Colovian
High tier: Bosmer, Altmer
Meh tier: Nord, Dunmer, Nibenean
Shit tier: Khajiit, Argonian
Boethiah's shit tier: Orsimer

there, fixed
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>>723641311
khajiit are the jews
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>>723641880
>and it only works on Breton-Breton and Dunmer-Jew comparisons
No?

Akaviri fit Japan, Imperials fit Rome.
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Carpenter's are always in high demand and it's not hard to learn
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Did you guys hear about Valenwood? New ES game or something??
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>>723641311
>mfw

>>723642359
Also this, makes sense.
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>>723642246
>Altmer - Chinks/Nazis
What?

>Orcs - Mongols
Again, what?
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>>723642398
Akavir is pretty much weeb fantasy, true, but the Imperials are as Roman as their Skyrim aesthetics are
>no slavery allowed
>no pedophilia
>furbait race sympathizers
>mothships
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Falmer- Zimbabwe
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>it's another "this race is the direct comparison to real life" episode
wish they'd stop rerunning this tbh
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>>723642817
Okay, I'll grant that the slavery part is a big omission, but the other 3 points are superficial, and I think the aesthetic, cultural, political, and military similarities make it a pretty good match for rome.
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>>723642298
I forget who the Colovians and Nibeneans are... I know they're both Imperial but who were they?
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>>723642135
>High Tier: Nord (women)
>Shit Tier: Nord (men)

Patrician taste sir, 10/10, would conquer and colonize.
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>>723643268
>literally went to the moon and created a colony
>has the elder scrolls equivalent to a space station
>protects the furries instead of attacking them, especially when the furries work with the enemies
>superficial
you're also forgetting the big cultural divide known as the Colovians and Nibeneans, which reminds me:
>>723643360
Colovians are western Cyrodiil and are known for their not!Nord lifestyle and thought process, while Nibeneans are more about tactics, thought, and not being a tunic-wearing club-slinging barbarian
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>>723643598
Wait, what the fuck are you talking about? The Elder Scrolls has fucking lunar bases? How do I not know about this?
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>>723643598
Rome went to the moon too, plebeian.
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>>723643706
it's not really referred to in-game, but the Imperials and Altmer have methods of "space"travel
the Khajiit collectively got so high that they believed that they went to the moon, too
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>>723643800
almost forgot that Cyrus sailed to "space" to fight Tiber Septim, or fuck was it Talos
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>>723643800
Okay, so this is like when I fly to space in the float tank while i'm on shrooms. Got it.
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>>723644071
only if you're a Khajiit

Cyrus the Restless also threatened Vivec with the equivalent of a handheld nuclear explosion
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Memes incoming
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So what happens to souls after they die in the Elder Scrolls universe?

What happens to an unclaimed mortal soul?

What happens to an unclaimed dragon soul?

Will the DB have to hang out in aedra heaven with all the dragons he's murdered?
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>>723644296
They go to the Dreamsleeve.

They go to the Dreamsleeve.

They go to Akatosh.

Maybe.
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So what do you guys think we'll get for TES6? I'm hoping for High Rock and/or Hammerfell. I know we already had that in Daggerfall, but it's been a long time since Daggerfall. Also the other areas we haven't been to just don't appeal to me all that much. I don't really love the Elves other than Dunmer, and I definitely don't relish the thought of being surrounded by furfags. Although the terrain of Elswyr and Black Marsh would probably be really neato.
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>>723644421
>They go to the Dreamsleeve.
All of them? What about sovngard and daedric pacts and whatnot?
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>>723641288
Finally, someone who isn't retarded
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>>723644576
no matter where we go, the lore will get fucked
that being said, I want to go to Black Marsh to screw over the scaleniggers
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>>723644576
>So what do you guys think we'll get for TES6?
I kind of hope we don't. Following Bethesda's trend with their rpgs over time, the next one is going to be a point and click.
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>>723644482
Whoever made that (you?) has too much fucking time on their hands, Jesus...
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>>723636688
He aint dead. Just gone for a while.
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>>723644709
you overestimate how long it took for me to make that, anon
U U U U
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>>723644606
Not all of them go to the Dreamsleeve. Shor hand-picks people to go to Sovngarde and the Princes hand-pick people to go to their realms. It simply requires a god's will to prevent you from going to the Dreamsleeve.
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>>723644760
sounds gay
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>>723644760
What the fuck is the Dreamsleeve supposed to be like? I really should read more books in these games.
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>>723644817
I laughed at this way harder than I should have.
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>>723644868
It's where souls go to be recycled and reincarnated. You're not really aware of it, since you're pretty much dead.

Also, yes, you should.
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>>723644868
It's like space, but for the dead people. When you die, you go to the dreamsleeve. you also go to the dreamsleeve when you are asleep, only momentarily.

In the dreamsleeve your consciousness is essentially bleached for reincarnation.
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>>723633254
I grew up dirt poor in Texas/Arkansas. I spent 9 years in the Marine Corps. Got out, went to school. Now I'm a Registered Nurse in CA. I make 120K a year. Feels good man...
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>>723645611
Fuck you this isn't relevant to the thread. Back to real things that matter.

Chiefly, why don't I know who Sotha Sil is? Was that an expansion?
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>>723645929
I was recommending a career in healthcare... Specifically as a Registered Nurse...
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>>723645929
Sotha Sil was/is one of the three gods of the Tribunal, which served as the pantheon of the Dunmer from 1E 700 to 3E 427.

Sotha Sil was the God of Magic and Mystery of the Dunmer. He was the Mage-Lord and patron of scientists an sorcerers. He was said to love his people even more than Vivec or Almalexia, and used his knowledge to counsel mortals. Eventually, though, he became secluded from society in his Clockwork City, a massive computer constructed for some unknown purpose. Sotha Sil was killed in the late Third Era by Almalexia, one of the other Tribunes, though it is probable that his soul was transferred into the Clockwork City computer, and he is still alive.

He appeared in the Tribunal expansion for Morrowind and you don't know about him because you're a fucking casu-el.
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>>723635919
Heard u been talkin shit
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>>723646957
Pelinal is my god damn spirit animal.
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>>723647265
Daily reminder that Pelinal Whitestrake was a gay elf-slaughtering time-traveling Terminator.
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Who did you guys marry in Skyrim? Pic related was my waifu in my most recent game. I was playing an Imperial and she's an Imperial, and she owns that lumber mill and for some reason a woman who isn't afraid of doing hard work chopping and sawing wood is kind of a turn-on.
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>>723633254
Water treatment technicians are supposedly in demand, but the amount of fuckers I meet training for the job makes me think that demand won't last long. Same with nursing and welding. Best option is to get something tech related and get out of this shit state, since techs in demand pretty much everywhere developed.
>>723636932
you got tricked by some honeyed words my friend, 1% boost is worth less than unenchanted for resale, since now even enchanters can't make it not shit.
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>>723647608
Serana. Every time. Because she's the best damn (only) abusive vampire waifu in the game.
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>>723647806
Serana is shit.
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>>723647806
I love Serana but I didn't know you could marry her...?
>>723647911
Why do so many people hate her? She's really nice and a total qt.
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hmm this is game of thrones though right??
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>>723646079
Thread is clearly about TES
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>>723648048
She's bland waifu bait who adds nothing to a shitty DLC.
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>>723648048
You can't marry her, you need console command or a mod on a system like xbox to do so, but i marry lydia cus it just seemed to fit in well cus shes the first female in the game to be your actual companion and at your side but she can be annoying when she says "i am swon to carry your burdens"
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>>723648284
I agree the DLC wasn't that great on the whole, but that arctic looking area was fucking god tier. Forgotten Vale or something like that? I thought they did a truly gorgeous job of that. Also crossbows are based.
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>>723646439
Thanks fedorabro, I never played any Morrowind expansions. I should buy a laptop that can run that game and give it a go.
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>>723648336
Yeah I never much cared for Lydia in general. She's not a particularly good follower OR waifu, in my opinion, and her lines as you say are irritating.
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>>723636183
NPCs are online right now.
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>>723648435
Do you not have a PC right now? Is your phone your only internet or something?
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>>723647911
>make a really old looking, gruff character who spent his entire life stalking and killing a single man in Cyrodiil
>find out that man was actually the father of who I thought was my son, and that when he returned to find out that my wife had married me, he killed her and his son in a rage
>spend many more years in solitude, traveling around Cyrodiil trying to find meaning in life
>eventually decide to return to Skyrim, where I was born
>stumble across this stupid bitch
>she's acting all friendly and shit, like I give a fuck
>realize that bethesda wrote her that way on purpose because they wanted to create a video game waifu
>spend the entire game belittling her every chance I get
>"hey, can we talk for a minute?"
>"no"
>She just doesn't get the hint
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>>723648579
>Look g-guys she has boobies
>She got r-raped so you have to f-feel bad for her
>Isn't she n-nice and charm-ming
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>>723637781
Have you been to the Cloud District?
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>>723648785
The Cloud District is gay. Whiterun in general is gay. Markarth and Falkreath are master race.
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>>723648557
I live in a van. I can run a laptop as it's easier than powering a desktop from DC current.
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>>723648785
YES NAZEEM I GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT

WHY IS IT THAT I NEVER SEE YOU THERE HUH?

YOU FUCKING NIGGER

YOU SLEEP IN THE DRUNKEN HUNTSMEN BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO POOR TO AFFORD A HOUSE YOU BLACK ASSHOLE
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>>723647911
>abusive, manipulative, and either childish or a total psychopath
Yup! 10/10 would waifu and rape in a sex dungeon

>>723648048
You can marry her if you're not a console pleb, and people hate her because almost every single thing she does in dawnguard is selfish, and she has ZERO moral convictions, as she'll happily butcher either side of the conflict so long as it serves her interests. Look past her lost little girl act and view her actions objectively. Think about what she does, what she has you do, what she risks just to preserve her own safety. She's either totally sociopathic or a complete child.
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>>723649122
You live in a van? Mind telling me about this and how it works? How big is the van? Where do you park it? How much personal shit do you manage to fit in there? What do you do about food, showers, and other such practical concerns?
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>>723633254
Drug dealer
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>>723649498
I posted an AMA thread on this here a few weeks back, and it went a looong time. Not looking to get that off topic now but I'll answer a few. I've had no physical address at all for three years. The van is 20' long and 10' tall. I park wherever is legal to park, never pay for parking, but prefer to be somewhere scenic like by water. I shower in the van. Hot water and everything. Standing height. Refrigerator. Solar. Etc.
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>>723650129
I would seriously consider this if not for my doggo. He's small enough (shih-tzu) but you can't leave a doggo in a locked vehicle in summer.
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>>723649111
Of course you haven't.
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Dank lore
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>>723650669
It's very doable, many in this lifestyle have dogs.
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>>723649236
You might be overthinking her a little bit.
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>>723651346
Yes anon, I'm just overthinking this.

The millennia-old patricidal vampire killer woman raised by a daedric rape cult and trained in assassination and necromancy is really just a "l-lost little girl, and she just wants to have a family again!"

Nothing to see there. Move along.
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>>723647522
how do you do this
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>>723651898
It's a thumbnail glitch that causes the rendering of two pictures to be switched.

Somewhere out there, in some thread, someone just posted a hot asian teen with this comic as the thumbnail
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>>723633254
IT or Software Development.
Huge job market that keeps on growing. Very stable job, IT will NEVER go away unless civilization itself collapses.
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>>723647522
Who is the roman centurion looking person that Pelinal fucks?
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>>723655251
Anyone?
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