looking for something that can be used as a dildo but has like

>>723633081
what are you like 12 or something

Just get a regular dildo and hide it in a drawer or something.

>>723633191
no just a closet fag

>>723633217
everyone in my house is extremely nosy theyd see it in a day

Just get a dildo

>>723633081
Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough. Stop being a pussy.

Having a dildo means your gay?

>>723633217
This
>>723633081
But if thats just too difficult for you, you could use the handle of a lot of things, like a golf club or hammer or hairbrush. Also a seat from a road bike. Maybe zucchini? Go to the grocery store and look around but use condoms

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>>723633081

>>723633308
get a safe and you clearly live with your parents stop trying to be mysterious

Just wrap a carrot in some cling wrap like a normal person.

plunger is so underrated, works great

>>723633081
A lot of spades have different shaped handles and sizes. You can put a condom over that.

Tool handles in general. Some screwdrivers. Just go to a cheap hardware store you'll find so thing

Go to the dollar store and get a kitchen knife sharpener with a round handle

Idfk man look around stores.

You can always increase the width of something with fabric and tape and put a condom over it.

>>723633701
you could even get one of the plungers with a ribbed end. that would work nicely and it would be easy to clean

>>723633081
yo use them lint roller handles

>>723633835
Used this but had to spend about an hr cutting away exces plastic and making it smooth.

So i legit got like a 7" dildo because I had to know what it was like and I honestly feel 0 pleasure. I use plenty of lube and it doesn't hurt. What the fuck am I doing wrong, or am I just unlucky?

>>723633995
gotta find the angle for the prostate

>>723634101
Tips? I feel like I've done most angles and I don't feel shit. heh

Have you considered using a concrete Doric column?

>>723634317
what works best for me is i it tilt upwards that usually does it

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