ALRIGHT CUNTS! LISTEN UP! Order just came in. We need: 30 Dubs

Yes chef!

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>>723632922
Oi, you! Nice fuckin work, keep it up.

Fuck

I burned the lamb, chef

Yes cheff'o

FUCK I LEFT THE DUBS IN THE OVEN

Hnnnngghhhhhh

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>>723633064
You. OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN.

>>723633066
YOU. Perfectly cooked. Well done

u-uh yes c-chef ramsey!

Coming right up sir

Hot quads comin right up cheferooni

>>723632873
SUCK MY SPICY NUTS CHEF!!!

>>723632873
cheff we got some .... Check'm

>>723632873
I think it burnt!

oui, monsieur chef!

rare trips chef

here ya go chefo

>>723633220
oke the Chicken gotta run somee more :salty:

This is based on my grandmother's dubs

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>>723633197
Knock off the fuckin slang you daft cunt! Get your shit together!

>>723633177
Nice dubs mate, keep it up.

I got quads here!!

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1 dubs coming up, chef!

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>trying as best I can

Coming right up: Dubs

>>723632873
Quads coming up... Here c..chef Ramsey

>>723632873
If dubs Chef sucks my balls covered in apple sauce

>>723632873
Hows this lamb sauce chef?

Fuck you chef

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>>723632873

About to make some dubs

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I have no idea what I'm doing!

How do I made dubs, chaf?

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>>723633353
>>723633360
>>723633352
>>723633331
YOU FOUR. OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN! NOW!

im so high right now

here's some check'm cordon bleu, chef

Chef anon reporting for duty!

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>>723633411
Just like that you cunt, are you mad?

Sorry chef, I burnt my dubs, new dubs coming ready in 2 minutes

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Chef , I spent all day cooking these trips. Please tell me what you think

>>723633331
so close, you arent trying hard enough, crispy does not mean burnt you fuck

Carefully roasted repeating digits.

Coming up chef!

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Sorry i'm late, chef! But it's okay, i've brought backup!

>>723633312
Yes sir chefster spicy trips fresh outta the microwave

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It's all good chef, here's ya dubs

Yes Gondon Rimsay.

don't worry chef i got this

Yes chef

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>>723633522
Trips? These are dubs you blind bitch. Ill take them, but get your arse back to work!

Damn that's quite a lot of pressure for my first day. I will try my best, chef!

>>723632873
Chef i need more time to make trips

tfw watching kitchen nightmares right now.

One dubs coming up just as you asked for chef!

Sorry, dubs machine is broken

Home made ravioli stuffed with braised dubs, what do you think chef

Chef, here's some trips.

>>723633519
Dubs ready now, chef!

Some fresh dubs

>>723633488
Thanks for your help with those chef, here are mine

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>>723633566
Nice work, keep em coming.

WHO THE FUCK IS WORKING ON THESE TRIPS?

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CAN I GET A BOBA BOLA NIBBA

Panic, panic!

i made dis

One quads coming right up sir

I have some dubs glaze for the next quads, chef!

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Suck my ass

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ehdhfbfhdhddbgjdksbsidbd

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Got your dubs ready chef

trips right here

>>723633731
I am cheffy one momentito

>>723633731
sorry chef, trips coming up!

>>723633732
IT'S RAWWW!

I got trips chef

>>723632873
Once I found a moonrock in my nose.

Tripz got?

>>723633817
fucking faggot

here you go chefs, a fresh plate of trips

Cooked my trips in the microwave, what do you think chef?

so easy bro

Trips are working hard chef

YES CHEF

Why are these dubs so hard to cook?

>>723633887
UNDERCOOKED

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>>723633799
OI, CUNT! KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT AND JUST KEEP COOKING!

>>723633811
THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE. No fucking disrespect, just my FUCKING ORDER!

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>>723632873
Order up chef

yes chef.

FUCKING HELL CHEF

eeeeeee

trips for gordan ramsey

Where's the lamb sauce?

Have you seen chef?

ROOLLL

>>723633650
I'm so sorry chef. I cooked some trips to compensate for my failure.

Ri-zah-toe on the double!

Chef, my finest trips served hot!

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Chef , we all got together and cooked you fine delectable trips. We made sure to good easy on the dubs while basking the moist center trips every 10 mins.

>>723633731
TRIPS RIGHT HERE CHEF!

Dubs coming right up my lord chef!

>>723633965
APOLOGIES CHEF, ONLY THE BEST CAN BE HAD

>>723633966
i did it!

reroll for chef

Gimme trips

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coming right up chief

rollll

Old family recipe.

>>723633992
>>Moist

Lost it

Make your own dubs faggot

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>>723632873
Chef, I fucked up the risotto :'(

fuck me if I get dubs chef

IM DOING THE BEST I CAN BUT NO QUADS

>>723634073
sorry Georgey I'll do better next time

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>>723632873
coming right up chef

I burned my hand!

dubs nigger

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You looking for these bad bois he chef. Suck my trips

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>>723633887
>>723633939
Would you two cunts shut it? I make the calls. AND IT IS UNDERCOOKED. FIX IT. NOW.

>>723634109
Don't try! Just do it! Or piss off!

fucking gib dubs

DEAR LORD RAMSAY GIVE ME SOME QUADS

COOKING UP SOMETHING FRESH HERE, CHEF

rolllllllllll

>>723634166
>>723634177

DOUBLE DOUBLES, RIGHT HERE CHEF

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Dubs? Done

I'm working hard on my digits chef

>>723634135
I think its done fucking well chef, just watch me!

D-did i do good chef?

FUCK ME RAMSAY

>>723634166
>>723634177
Help me out guys I can't cook and he's gonna kill me

>>723634166
Finally about time for something. Where's the scallops!?!

ROLLING FOR CHEF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Right on it chef!

>>723634200
>>723634177
>>723634166

TRIPLE TRIPLES, RIGHT HERE CHEF!

How does this look, ramsey?

i put some special sauce on this chef, what do you think?

if I get trips I kill myself

Some dubs fresh off the stove my good sir

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>>723634084
I'm not even gonna bother showing this to chef! Turn on the fuckin oven...

>>723634166
>>723634177
On the spot chef!

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>>723634166
>>723634177
>>723634200
YOU THREE. FUCKING PERFECT. Keep it up!

dubs and I cut my dick off

trips here chef ramsay

I fucking quit

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE

>>723634298
one away

here you fucking go gordon

fuck niggers

FOUR TOP! 2 FILETS 1 SEA BASS 1 RIZOTTO

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>>723632873


Here you go Cheffy boy!

>>723633952
Your so full of shit i want to suck it out your benis chef

>>723632873

fuck you chef

>>723634351
He is cute....

I put whipped cream on my dick if trips

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUUUUUUCEEEEEEEE

MWA! MAGNIFIQUE!

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chef ive got a lovely jubbly treat for you to try ith pukka tukka

spic

>>723634334
you fucked us all

here you go chef

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what am i doing here

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This town ain't big enough for the both of us Ramsay.

>>723634382
What are you gay no quads for you

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>>723634311
>>723634322
>>723634377
Well done you three.

>>723634334
OVERCOOKED TRIPS? Out of my kitchen you cunt!

trips and I rape gordan ramsay

>>723634422
thanks jammi

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>>723634298
Start cutting by the tip, it's all dried up.,

>>723634349
That's just not the right portion.

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rolling just for the fuck of it

>>723634429
Piss off!

NOO!! I BURNED MY TRIPS! FUCK

jnjnlmm,

Rolling out the quads.

My culinary degree amounts to this:

>>723634522
Bam!

>>723634522
bread roll perfection

heres my beef dubbington

ANGER TRIPS

Chef ,here you go, here are my trips

>>723634422
jamie oliver at your thervice

>>723632873
Lol

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CHEF, I have brought the lamb sauce

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Some medium rare trips coming chef!

dubs and ramsay kill get

>>723634588
Keep it coming

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>>723634588
Chef is this ok?

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I made it with love

I almost died cooking this shit back in 'nam.

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>>723634528
IT AMOUNTS TO JACKSHIT YOU DAFT CUNT.

EVERYONE STOP.
We have:
22 dubs
0 trips
0 quads
GET THE REST OF MY ORDER OUT! NOW!

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im no professional here but i think we can cook this up to satisfy them for now until we roll a dub

>>723634601
LOL'D

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how long to cook the faggots

Fresh out of my anus

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Spicy dish, fuck me bitch

Im sure I put less salt in this meal..

>>723634690
not fresh enough

got yer quads mer sur

Yes chef!

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>>723634629

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fuck the chef im a knife

>>723632922
>>723633066
>>723633144
>>723633177
>>723633411
>>723633488
>>723633522
>>723633566
>>723633799
>>723633811
>>723633966
>>723634166
>>723634177
>>723634200
>>723634311
>>723634322
>>723634422
>>723634466
>>723634511
>>723634522
>>723634588
>>723634644

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>>723634665
UNDER. FUCKING. COOKED. GET OUT!

Another one

>>723634726
not even tripes

>>723634726
Horrible French.

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Got some spam trips

>>723634765
where?

Here you go

hhh

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Roll

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Bonjour chef

>>723634752
22 dubs, shit service here.

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Chef my parents abandoned me at a young age and my dream has of becoming a world class chef has been the only thing keeping me going....

So tell me... How is my dish?

Trips coming right up chef

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LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL TRIPS

doubly doubly doo

where does the spaghetti go it's really heavy

Quadios coming right up sir!

>>723634810
Somewhere around here...

YES CHEF

>>723634872
I'll take 2 thanks.

doubly doubly doo dubs i choose YOU


ps. DELET THIS

Trips coming right up chef!

Aye, aye, Cap'n!

>>723634922
I'll take... TRIPS

On it, chef!

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>>723634855
Anon. These dubs are perfect. You've come a long way. Now only if the rest of these cunts did the same, our order would be out!

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here you go nige!

DUB GET NOW!

>>723634850
Fuck you Anton Ego
Taste my trips

>>723632873
here's your dubs faggot

>>723634970
Touché my little friend. >>723634949

I prepared spiciest donkey shit, m8

>>723635002
>>723634998
we're fucked now

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>>723634644
wicked dish matey good old chick n sprouts

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I heard you bitches need trips?

DUBBY DUB U CANT HIDE

if dubs i came in the secret sauce

Here are my perfectly cooked trips

Yes chef!

>>723632873
we needs trips and quads you fags

>>723635129
Just like trump to disappoint.

Love me gorddy

>>723632873
How many dubs we have so far chef?

>>723632873
Yes chef!

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>>723634998
>>723635002
WHO THE FUCK SHOWED YOU HOW TO COOK TRIPS? WERE THEY RETARDED? OR IS IT JUST YOU TWO? OUT! NOW!

chef's gonna kill us

>>723635160
ON THE DOUBLE

HI it's me amy, from amies bakery, chef u dont know what u are talking about my food is grate

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>>723634998
WHAT ARE YOU BLIND, YOU CAN'T SERVE UNDERCOOKED TRIPS, YOU'LL FUCKING KILL SOMEONE!

instant trips; just add whiskey

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muh trips

yes chef

sorry chef

Clutch trips

On it chef!

lets the dubs consume you

I ain't no bitch chef.

trips from a Maine fag

>>723635265
go

Trips incoming xhef

Flambé almost done chef. 1 minute

No way we're gonna make it

.....HNNNNNGGHHH

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Don't worry, Obama's got your Trips

WHO'S WORKING ON THE QUADS?

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>>723635332
HOLY. FUCKING. HELL. YOU ARE ONE DAFT CUNT! THESE TRIPS ARE UNDERCOOKED!

duble duble prostitute

if dubs op is actually ramsay

trips sir

>>723635404
/thread

How does this taste, chef?

gotchu coach

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Got the hands, wat do chef?

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Customer here

>>723635445
It's overcooked. Fuck it!

>>723635427

SORRY CHEF

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>>723635427
Fuck you, bitch.

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>>723635445
awful

you need to cook as well as me anon

2 MINUTES CHEF

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Kek

These quads took a lifetime of mining in the depths of southeast asian jungle, enjoy.

this is my best work boss

>>723635511

sorry again chef

REFIRE!

ON IT CHEF

>>723635532
No, now!