I googled "how to join ISIS" as a joke and now I'm

moron. everyone knows if you own a goat isis will come to you

They'll be at your house within a few hours, Don't worry though, everything will turn out just fine.

google "how to honor killings"

quickly, go back and search for "how to join ISIS to explosives using cyanoacrylate". that'll get you off the hook.

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>>723609757
i own a goat and i haven't heard from them yet.

perhaps my goat is too sexy for ISIS.

>>723611536
because "how to join ISIS" and "explosives" and "cyanoacrylate" wont flag it on the NSA computers a billion times worse?!
fuck now I've written it, im fucked.

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>>723609613
This could help you out those words but im not even gonna type that kek

>>723609613
They'll be there within an hour. Consider an hero

>>723609613
nah you'll just have your own personal NSA folder until they realize what a faggot you are then they'll burn it congrats

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>>723611781
it was just a prank bro

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>>723611605
OH GOD IM FEELING AROUSED PUT THAT THING IN A BURKA RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>723609613
Tell them its just a social experiment, of how the would beat the shit out of you and in how many news networks you would appear, while Trump says he stopped a U.S citizen from been in a terrorist group.
At least you will get a free trip to Cuba, Guantanamo bay probably also they are allowed to waterboard, also torture the shit out of you until you say something.
Prepare your anus

>>723609613
Nah don't worry, all the NSA will do is fap to your hentai folder.

Do ho kill preerrednt too an i soht my shcool

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>>723612071
>>723611999

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>>723612215
the fuck... ?

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>>723609613
>using google

>>723609613
I reported you to FBI and DHS OP enjoy your v&

>>723612311
Only real nias use bing

>>723609613
that picture will come in handy OP when they search your computer.
Also the thread you terrorist.

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>>723612215

2 chechan chicks msged a dude from isis who was tryna get them to come to syria they said they didnt have any money for plane tickets , isis sent them cash they just blocked the dude and moved on with life , not sure how u.s. would let it play out but in chechnia they got off the hook pretty easy then again its fucking chechnia

>>723612291
>lee ebin "teh fugg" hahaha xD

>>723613606
wait, isis send them money to buy plane's tickets?

and they were able to buy them before they found out the money was coming from a suspect person / area ?

fucking jerk