You stroll into the launderette and encounter this delightful

>>723607174
Continue doing my fucking laundry, why else am I there?

>>723607174
Pro tip: this actually happened to me once, in college, she wasnt wearing any pants either.
>not op

die

>>723607174
Kick her in the machine, start it and wash the dirty whore.

>>723607391
THIS KEK!

>>723607260
same

I'd make a post about it on my blog while working on my freeze ray.

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I've just been to the steamed clams shop. I eat a handful of them. I walk over to the lady. before I can say anything I'm violently sick, spraying the lady and everything with vomit.

She screams and gets up. I try to apologise but the vomit keeps coming, liquid shitalso begins bursting its way out of my underwear, releasing pheromones, lady is attracted to these pheromones.

The vomit and liquid shit coat every surface, a mixture of brown and orange. Lady tries to get close but the force of the vomit is too much.

Without warning tentacles burst out of me, I am barely a visible human anymore, just a mass of tentacles, I rip open the lady and implant eggs in her, vomit and shit still spraying.

I then go get a Happy Meal and hope next time will go better.

>>723607174
check for benis

>>723607687
Cap this shit boys. It's at least a mid-tier quality thread.