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Hey, so it's me again, I'm looking for a way to acquire a tapeworm, either from the dark web, or some shady site that happens to fulfill their orders.
Quick recap, I'm trying to lose my gut for my upcoming wedding in June, it's not like I'm fat or anything, I just need to trim down, and I don't want to run on a treadmill to do it. I did that for several months, but I have this thing where when people start noticing, I think well then it'd be okay if I ate a cheeseburger or something, and then it just goes downhill from there, so I want something passive that's going to constantly sap my calories. I'm also going to post this every day until someone does help me out.
Also, included is a picture from one of the threads where this guy's girlfriend infects herself with worms for the same reason. This tells me this is a thing that people do, and I want in on it, though these are pinworms, and they're far, far too contagious for my life.
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>>723605643
just take laxatives.
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you can buy the grubs of a tapeworm on the internet, not even dark net. Just do a quick Google search on the topic and stop wasting our time. Also there have been people infecting themselfes with a tapeworm (for scientific reasons) so maybe you could participate in a study somewhere.
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>>723605745
That sounds a little shitty, don't you think?
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>>723605643
try the hot fudge enema treatment.
it makes you feel full of chocolate, which you will be.
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>>723606068
I'm not wasting you guys' time, come on, don't be that way. I'll post progress reports too and stuff, if other guy's are interested, then I can attest to its effectiveness. Now, how would I sign up for these studies!?
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energetically sucking one dick burns about 5 calories.
if you suck a bag of dicks, you'll burn calories at a much faster rate
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You don't need to buy them on the deep web; they're not illegal.
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>>723605643
What about just eating less? Or are you so gluttonous that you cannot?
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>>723606621
I saw on the latest episode of Sunny in Philadelphia that they got one there, and I've looked all over online and it's just a bunch of pussy doctors saying that there's an insanely rare chance you might die from it, so please don't do it, and no where to find it.
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>>723606713
I think I'm in that weird place where the exact amount I eat is maintaining my exact weight, and that seems silly because most days I straight up skip breakfast and lunch.
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Do a 1600 calorie diet and exercise for 400 calories a day. Take a multi-vitamin. If you can't manage that then get a wedding dress that frills out.
Jesus fuck, women are crazy.
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So, anyone have any leads?
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did you get this idea from Sunny in Philadephias latest episode with Franks Jerry worm
kek
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can you fuck off with your baited bullshit?
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http://wormtherapy.com/
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>>723608758
What the fuck even is that website, I don't see how to get anything from there.
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