How to deal with constipation? And don't tell me to take

Sounds like you need to go poo. So just go poo.

>>723604115
Suppository

I wanna see her shit

>>723604115
Take it from an old fag, fiber capsules 2- 4 a day.

Eat a bunch of Indian food

>>723604115
dig around in your ass with your hand

>>723604115
Just convince everyone you know that the new cool in thing is projectile shitting. And then wear a kilt everywhere, and when you think you have to shit, pull up the kilt, aim and do the new cool thing

exercise, water and hot beverages

>>723604115
tell some homo you want to take it up the ass and then shit all over him.

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>>723604244
>fiber capsules
I said no poison.

>>723604244

Fellow old fag here. Can confirm. 2-4 day. Also, it will lower your cholesterol and keep blood sugar steady (both I was having issues with).

If you're backed up and in pain now, suppository. Yeah, I know, but just lie on your side, slide it up there (needs to go all the way in). It's not that bad. Protip: jerk before you do it (don't finish). Then it's like you're doing something kinky. It's taking a shitty situation and turning it into an adventure! I should be charging for this level advice.

Take a big shit on the floor and make mum clean it up

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sugar free chocolate with maltitol in, trust me

Something tells me I've been dreaming of someone who was never
Real.
It's seems I've changed a thousand ways I wish I looked the way I feel.
Braceface!
My life is complicated.
Boyfriends.
Don't want to talk about it
Teenage.
I'll work out in the end.
Braceface!
Something tells me I've been dreaming of someone who was never
Real.
It's seems I've changed a thousand ways I wish I looked the way I feel.
Braceface!
My life is complicated.
Boyfriends.
Don't want to talk about it
Teenage.
I'll work it all out in the end
Braceface!

>>723604899
(you)

>>723604115
Granola and bran.

>>723604930
Watch braceface.

>>723604889
How would eating more food help?

>>723604763
>>723604244
Pharmacies are closed on Sundays.
Any natural methods?

Watch a porno and masturbate to braceface after.

Something tells me I've been dreaming of someone who was never
Real.
It's seems I've changed a thousand ways I wish I looked the way I feel.
Braceface!
My life is complicated.
Boyfriends.
Don't want to talk about it
Teenage.
I'll work out in the end.
Braceface!
Something tells me I've been dreaming of someone who was never
Real.
It's seems I've changed a thousand ways I wish I looked the way I feel.
Braceface!
My life is complicated.
Boyfriends.
Don't want to talk about it
Teenage
I'll work it all out in the end.
Braceface!

>>723604115
6 White Castle hamburgers. They're called "sliders" for a reason. White Castle VP-Operations said "it has to do with the body's ability to process them quickly".

>>723604982
It looks shit.

Fucking drumpf!

>>723604983
maltitol is used to replace sugar in diet food, but it has a laxative effect

Go to McDonald's and eat as much as you can and shit on the floor

>>723604115
Drink a coffee, problem solved.

>>723605204
Then what's the chocolate for?

>>723605039
Fiber is in almost every food you eat, it's as natural as it gets. The stuff is sold OTC, go to the grocery store.

>>723605260
I don't do drugs.

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Sounds like you need a tine out, summer

>>723605310
ALL BUSINESES ARE CLOSED ON SUNDAYS
You'd get 3 years in jail for selling something on sabbath.

Fart on le butt

>>723605313
>coffee
>drug
Are you Mormon or something?

....and if so, why are you on /b/?

Something tells me I've been dreaming of someone who was never
Real.
It's seems I've changed a thousand ways I wish I looked the way I feel.
Braceface!
My life is complicated.
Boyfriends.
Don't want to talk about it
Teenage.
I'll work out in the end.
Braceface!
Something tells me I've been dreaming of someone who was never
Real.
It's seems I've changed a thousand ways I wish I looked the way I feel
Braceface!
My life is complicated.
Boyfriends.
Don't want to talk about it
Teenage.
I'll work it all out in the end.
Braceface!

Something tells me I've been dreaming of someone who was never
Real.
It's seems I've changed a thousand ways I wish I looked the way I feel.
Braceface!
My life is complicated.
Boyfriends.
Don't want to talk about it
Teenage.
I'll work out in the end.
Braceface!
Something tells me I've been dreaming of someone who was never
Real.
It's seems I've changed a thousand ways I wish I looked the way I feel.
Braceface!
My life is complicated.
Boyfriends.
Don't want to talk about it
Teenage.
I'll work it all out in the end.
Braceface!

>>723605504
>mormon
I'm not a heretic.

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