>Walk into your house >You find Emma Watson standing there

What the fuck do you think? Stop being autistic, OP.

>>723603024
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

say hello.

>>723603024
Offer to brew her a cup of tea. British chicks lose their shit over a cup of tea.

Also, roofie her tea and then rape her.

>>723603024
Make her check these dubs.
>check em

>>723603024
"Hello, what are you doing here?"

kill myself

>>723603666
Satan trips... Guess you'll meet him

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Send her to a refugee camp.

hand her a bowl of eggs and tell her "you have to eat these"

>>723603467
this is the normal response

>>723603024
Slowly walk back out because I am Emma Watson.

play video games

Punch her in the face for being a stupid Feminist, rape her then tell her to get off my property.

>>723603237
>turn 360 degrees
Are you seriously this fucking retarded

>>723603024

Ask her to leave or i'll call the police.

>>723604781

> being this new

>>723604781
are you seriously this new?

Tell her why the Harry Potter movies are so terrible than force her for sex. Then post the vids on /b/

>>723603120
So having a deep conversation with her about feminist issues?

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ask her

"yo tf u doing in my house, how did you get in, should i call the popo's"

"oh wait arae you emma watson"

"still smh"

>>723604953
>>723605059
J- just joking, f- fellow 4chans

Confundis spell

>>723603237
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
You fucking retard, if you turn 360 degrees, you will be upside down and you cant walk away when you are upside down.

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>>723605092
My nigga.

>>723603024
>trespassing