Can my /b/ros help me out? Wat do? >Gf comes home from school

-18 go kys

Also pic related, she sent me that on snap chat

File the report OP. Girl did not deserve that

>>723601943

Wtf dont be a snitch you little bitch. Get a gun and show that nigger you the shit.

Those welts would be more circle shaped if she was really shot with a paint ball gun.

>>723601943
FAKE AND GAY

FUCK YOUR PASTA

>>723601943
b8

tits or gtfo

>>723601943
Give her sc to me, I'll comfort her

Those are hickies. Sorry mang.

Also, not sorry because this thread is fake.

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>>723601943
>get a taser
>get a camera
>use the taser on that guy and record it with the camera
>post results

>>723601943

lol nice google image faggot

Yeeah those are hickeys

>no mention of paint on her clothes or hair

Pretty sure you've been cucked

>>723601943
yeah dude, call the police, it is a crime

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>>723601943
I'd shoot her right on the pussy bulge with my paint ball gun

>>723602408
derp i just got the joke xD

>>723602041
I'm 22 not a child faggot
>>723602076
Yeah I'm thinking about calling the police
>>723602103
>Snitch
stfu
>>723602173
nah
>>723602193
No.
>>723602201
>>723602351
Those aren't hickies, she wouldn't lie to me, plus she hasnt had sex in awhile so she wouldn't want to cheat.
>>723602426
that's abuse

>>723601943
Do you really have to ask /b/ ? man just do your job as a boyfriend by fucking that guy up or calling the police but act quickly.

>right click
>search image by google
>the image appears
this thread is aids

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>>723601943
anon pls

>>723601943
all of the fucking faggots posting in this copy pasta bread. just stop. This isnt even /b/ anymore.

This is just /advancedshitposting/

>>723603186
No shit Sherlock

>>723602494
>derp
>xd

Please fucking be bait. This is a 18+ board you 12 yr old minecraft playing nigger.

>>723602602
OP wither you're trolling or you're retarded. Your gf is banging other dudes, probably dudes with bigger dongs

Source: I'm banging your gf

>>723602426
Jesus, that is a huge clit. That's almost large enough for fellatio.

>>723601943
in my day, we used to just grab the guy and smash his grapes with a rusty tack hammer.

but i guess since you're a faggot, go file your report or whatever.

>>723603304
>hurrdurr shitposting
>not my /b/
fuckin newfag

What led you to posting this terrible thread, OP? Have you ever posted a troll thread before, have you been working on them for a while, or is this the pinnacle of the content you're gonna be putting here?

I feel like I just see countless threads posted by obvious underaged b& now. It's just bad

-1/10 b8

Saged

>>723601943
Violently rape your gf. That should teach her not to stay in front of paint balls and open her eyes.

>>723603648
>newfag


no u, newfag.

>>723602231
Who is this?

>>723603481
This.

Source: I am also banging your girlfriend

Gr8 b8 m8..
On the .1% Chance this is real. Ask for guys name. Cause that's who gave her those hickies. Beta.. learn what shit is

>>723601943
Copy pasta, different image. For fucks sake, faggots.

>>723603524
Good thing it's a dick.

>>723601943

settle down snowflake

paintball guns cant and wont kill you they don't have enough fps to kill

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>>723601943
Nice bait... Killing with a paintball gun.

>>723601943
Hi Op, I'm a doctor and those are pretty common marks where I work.
They are anti-cancer injection site, into the neck for rapid distribution of the medicine.
I don't want to be the one to tell you this, but your girlfriend is in the late stages of cancer, probably with about 3-6 months left to live.
They only use the neck when the cancer is far gone.
Typical pattern too, called a harlequin distribution point entry.

If she has been concealing this from you, don't be angry, just let her know you will support her.

>>723602167
/thread

>80% of people in this thread falling for shit tier b8

I know this is bait, but if this actually happened, I would shove that paintball gun in the guys ass and empty the entire magazine!

>>723602076
>thinking the police would do a single thing about it.

My car got lot up by a couple niggers driving by and the police officer I spoke to said, well what do you want me to do about it?

Car got shot by a gun going by the same stretch of freeway and I didn't even bother calling the police to let them know niggers were out again. Because "what do you want me to do about it?"

>>723601943
Low quality bait faggot.

>>723601943
This is the same lie I had my girl tell her parents.

Shes fucking your friends. Dump her ass immediately.

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>>723601943
MAXIMUM B8888888
Those are hickies you fucking furry cuck twat. I play paintball every weekend and you must be a completely austistic child of Hitler to think otherwise.

>>723601943
That bruising isn't from a paintball. That's a bruise from her being bent over and choked while taking some other guy's cock from behind. Your GF is a whore, dude.

>>723601943

This pasta is stale - and your bait is shitty.

0/10 sage

>>723601943
Come on OP try a little harder. With that said I'm fond of the classics

>>723601943
She fucked another dude. Dump her. It are suction marks.

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>>723602602
Your gf is fucking other dudes. And you're retarded. Prove me wrong. You can't.

>>723605815
Don't take the b8

https://www.emaze.com/@AFTTRTZQ/How-to-Remove-Hickey-Easily-and-Quickly

This is a troll thread. OP posts a picture of a girl with hickies claiming she was shot by a paintball gun, then pretend to be mad at people who point it out. Do not open obvious troll threads, do not respond to troll threads.

Call the police immediately and tell them that you're a faggot shitbaitter.

>>723602602
Lol they're hickies dumbas

>>723601943
You are a dumb motherfucker. I've been shot in the neck with a paintball. I tears the skin the bleeds. That looks nothing like a paintball shot wound. Those are hickies. She cheated

>>723602602
Fuck you OP. You should try harder.

>>723606361
Paintball markers have adjustable mainsprings which translate into muzzle velocity. If you got torn skin and bled from a paintball from more than ten feet away, the cunt who shot you had his spring way too loose, either on purpose because he's a psycho or on accident because he doesn't know enough to even be allowed to hold the damn thing.

OP I feel you

>>The other day, I came home from work early....
>>Come thru door hear screaming coming from my G/F
>>Run upstairs thinking the worse is happening
>>There is some guy on top of my GF, holding her arms down, banging the shit out of her
>>I run over and hit him as hard as I could in the back, but he keeps on plowing away
>>I start screaming at him and they he looks at me an jumps off, grabs his clothes and walks out.
>>my girlfriend curls up, she cant even talk, hiding her face.
>>I ask her if shes ok, I start to call the police to report a rape, but she stops me....she says its over now...lets not look the past.

I cant believe how strong she is when this guy forced himself on her.

We are going to go look a engagement rings later this afternoon.

>>723601943
find the nigger that did it and burn his house down.

At least change the date in the image title, you retard.

>>723602041
>>723602076
>>723602103
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>>723602253
>>723602351
>>723602408
>>723602426
>>723602494
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>>723606849
Summer came early you faggots

That's a hicky

>>723607150
Who is summer?

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>>723607150
I'm not summer, OP's girl has been burning the coal and needs to pay the toll.

But I won't abide disinfo about paintball.

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>>723601943
Op is a faggot.

>>723607150
Yo I am also a old guy on the Chan, dude. This is where the Chan is about.

>>723601943
she just started crying because she wanted to try and play you anon. Call her school did she actually attend class or fuck some other guy? I'd be asking more questions.

>>723601943
Bitch was screwing around getting hickys from some faggots

>>723601943
THis is pasta you dumb niggers

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>>723601943
So many of you newfaggs falling for this copy pasta.

>>723602602
Those are hickies. If it were a paintball gun, the bruses would be larger, and more swollen. She's cheating on you. It's highly unlikely that a guy would randomly shoot a person with a paintball gun. That shit probably only happens twice in a month in all of the USA.

I think those are hickey, but I don't want to disturb you OP. It could also be burn marks or lyme disease. Or just a missed shot of heroine.

>>723607623
No dude, this is where The Chan is about.

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>>723601943

>>723606878
THE FUCK? Elaborate?

>>723603481
That was TOO COLD

>>723601943
>says she got shot by a guy with a paintball gun
Paintball hits don't have bruises from lower jaw teeth below the main hickey mark.

I've played paintball and also use it as a legal alternative to a BB gun. They leave circular marks. And HURT A LOT almost like a small stab wound but no penetration.

Her clothing would be stained by the paint along with her bra since the paint dripped down.