>>723596155 Blue team obtains bananas. +1 to food. >>723596266

first

>>723598288
Um OP, you took away from blue pop when they had 3 food. why not kill some reds now then?

Are you trying to let one team win?

>>723598265
you ignored some gets OP
also rolling for red to science for new means of nutrition

blue gets lights from last thread deliver op

>>723598465
Roll

>>723598452
Waifu and red pop died. (Sorry if I don't know how waifs's fucking work and if they're real or not)

roll for wolf attack again

>>723598265
DRAW THE FUCKING sHOES ON THE BLUE PEOPLE YTOU FUCKING FAGGOT
IT WAS TRIPS ATELAST MAKE THJEM LOOK NICE

>>723598465
Reroll

>>723598465
rolling

>>723598265
A laser rifle wielding banana man emerges from a recently crashed space ship. He shoots three of the reds dead and takes refuge with the blue team.

>>723598551
ok thanks. Just trying to have a fun game. thanks for being consistant

if dubs op gets one congrats

>>723598566
roll for timbs

>>723598465
rollerino

>>723598465
reroll
>>723598566
also winrar do it
can thread confirm that trips equal d&d crits ITT?

>>723598465
rolling
red lives matter

>>723598566
Roll to permanently disregard caps-lock and barking commands at OP.

Red take their AR15 and hunt for some big game, like mammoths and shit.

An orange appears and joins the red team

>>723598496
this

also blue electrifies outer wall

Blues start building a lumber mill

>>723598721
roll to save caps-lock and barking commands from being disregarded forever

>>723598465
Rerolls

>>723598465
this again

>>723598496
>>723598756
roll for electric fence and grow lights for farming.

blue invents radio

Red team prays for a miracle to end their hunger

>>723598465
rerolling just to prove that faggot red team supporters are chosen to fail by kek.god

reds gun jams and backfires killing the person

a new cyrobullshit is discovered, with dead corpses.
evens:red
odds: blue

>>723598465
rroll

Red wins

>>723598765
reroll

>>723598898
reroll

blue kidnap two reds to breed as slaves

>>723598882
rerolling his reroll because he likes dick

>>723598955
winrar
>>723598991
also roll

>>723598868

Rohl

blue converts one red with superior culture and magnificent shoes.

>>723598991
reroll

Reds adopt the hog's manner of foraging as a means to find food. Subsistence from roots and ground varmints gives them a new avenue for food. They develop tusks and piglike snouts to adjust to this new way of living.

>>723599066
the miracle is some reds die so they need less food.

>>723599052
rerolling your reroll, laughing at how you fail to get basic survivalist tasks working in your team

blue repair walls with stone

>>723598765
roll

>>723598991
roll for slaves

>>723599152
>>723599052
hey we got 52s
you were like a brother to me anakin

>>723599194
this, also blue repairs the burned section with a guard house.

blue have enormous big dicks

>>723598566
>>723599066
>>723599077

gets thus far, for apparently blind OP

also rolling for wolf attack again

red and blue are the tf2 mercenaries

>>723599308
give this man his wolves

>>723598898
>>723598955
>>723599077

also blue can get enough food from the canoe to feed 10 people.

Red buys another pig, the pigs start reproducing.

>>723598765

>>723599077
winrar

>>723598955
additional get left out from apparently blind anon

9/11 happens

blue gives a fish caught by the canoe to red, in exchange for one woman sex slave

>>723599457
roll for both teams to build sniper towers

>>723599308
Wolves. The forest is dark and full of terrors.

>>723599489
Roll

>>723599483
rolling

red build a giant cool mech with a laser shooting minigun and and super power fist, the mech has a jetpack on his back and can activate a plasma shield

>>723598265
Start purple team

horse fucks pig

blue builds global shoe conglomerate and use money to influence red election. red leader now blue agent

>>723599555
wow

>>723599483
roll for the food/sex slave trade

it becomes summer

>>723599555
winrar!

>>723599548
reroll

>>723599555
Winrar!!! New team

>>723599139
this

>>723599549
roll

>>723599511
anon got his wolves
>>723599555
also ultraget

and roll >>723599581

rip op

satan comes

op delivers

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WEEK 6(?)

>>723598566
Blue's awesome invisible shoes are now visible. Good job idiot, you had invisible shoes ffs.

>>723598898
Red doesn't know how to use gun, kills self. -1 Pop

>>723598868
Pigs reproduce like crazy, red +3 food.

>>723599077
Blue converts a red to join their cause. +1 Pop

Red's castle is complete. They no longer have any resources. Blue eats the rest of their bananas.

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Suddenly a sexy, uncut elf appears from the forest.
If dubs he yells say nigger loud as fuck at a red girl and she runs off never to be seem or heard from again
If trips he invites 4 of his sexy elf friends to the party
If quads green team wins.

Reroll are valid for these events if they have respective digits.

>>723599606
everybody roll this

>>723599549
roll

Red zurg rushes blue!

>>723599697
Roollll

>>723599693

>invisible shoes
.>9.1 gigakeks

Dubs: One red charges the blues without alerting the other reds and is outnumbered and killed

Trips: Donald Trump appears and helps the blues rebuild their wall, under his leadership blue stockpiles are boosted by 10 of each resource, orgy to celebrate

Quads: Same as trips but trump brings a fully functional tank

>>723599693
rolling for reds to kidnap blue maiden and lock away in castle

>>723599697
Rerolling for the elves

>>723599697
roll

blue team dyes their shoes red

red team gets AIDS

God smites the red team's castle.

>>723599814
reroll but instead of trump it's barry b benson

>>723599697
Fucking roll nigger

new yellow team appears

>>723599693
where the fuck is the electricity for blue?

>>723599868
blue team gets super-aids

>>723599872
roll

>>723599877
what does this roll mean now???

>>723599877
get

last red kills self from loneliness, blues take over both bases

>>723599697
Rollie pollie ollie

red team pigs get swine flu and have to be put down if trips some of red team get swine flu

last red kills self from loneliness
blue find spaceship under red base

blue faggots get fucked

>>723599925
no
last red uses cell division and some food to create two new female reds
also reds build harem for new wumann if trips

>>723599988
blue orgy!

>>723599697
I need a get for this pls

>>723599693
>>723599555

>>723599988
get
>>723600009
roll

>>723599925
roll

Blue pledges pacifism. They no longer want to annihalate reds.

>>723599697
roll for this

>>723599697
elf roll

>>723599988
So close to quints my face just melted

>>723599697
one more elf roll

blue spy steals ar15 tech from red

still waiting on electricity op

>>723599697
roll

2 remaining reds have triplets but the father is abusive and one runs away while the other two kill the father and the mother kills herself because of substance abuse

>>723600053
last two reds join blue
new nation tries to find a way out of this misterious realm

>>723600169
this

>>723599872
kike roll

>>723599697
Reroll ffs

>>723600188
GET

Reds make sausages

>>723599693
2 blue's split off and start green nation up north!

red are all turning into dildos

>>723600222
holy shit...
it's settled for good now...

>>723600222
>>723600188
>>723600169
trips for get out of this mysterious place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>723600169
roll for this

half of the blue team becomes sjw's and start telling the rest to be ashamed of their blue privilage

Red mates witg pigs to create pig red hybrid children

Red guys fuck animals to make hybrid warriors

>>723600318
>>723600381
YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS
ROLL

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WEEK 7

>>723599308
Sorry I'm slow. Trying to get everything done promptly.

>>723599511
Wolves attack blue's horses and run off into the forest with their prey.

>>723599555
A horse comes out of red's forest and fucks a pig then leaves. The pig appears pregnant.

>>723599677
Satan makes an appearance.

>>723599988
Blue men fuck each other for hours. No effect to population. However snowaids has infected blue team.

Blue population is starving to death.

>>723599700
>>723599877
>>723599988
>>723600188
>>723600222
all valid gets since last update
you can thank me later OP

also forgotten gets:
>>723599677
>>723599599
>>723599555
>>723599511
give me my wolves OP me and my people paid hard and honest gets for them

trees start groing in the shape of penises

>>723600505
>>723600419
good deliver

>>723599877
OP here, didn't count this since he was rolling for the trips.

>>723600550
Penises start growing in the shape of trees

>>723600318
>>723600381

>>723600505
OP update this please. Reds are all dead with trips.

>>723600505
Well, this came a little late

>>723600505
reds give some food to blues

>>723600581
fair enough

>>723600622
dead? more like accepted

>>723600644
Please apply coming a little late to the team of your choosing Aw-Pee

red lives matter

red cuts down trees, makes furniture out of it to sell for double resource points

clouds make rainfall happen

red invites Satan into their glorious castle.

>>723600646
Reds vanish the Satan curse with kindness by giving the pig-horse hybrid to blues.

>>723600820
sell them to blue

Satan decides to stick around and joins red.

>>723600922
OH FUCK NO
Reds could have gotten sick ass horsepigs, you blew it

OP HERE

ALLOWING THIS:
>>723600169

ALL GETS PAUSED SO I CAN UPDATE
(you asked for this)
give me a minute

>>723600761
yes! Both teams have joined together in harmony and plenty with blues houses and canoes and shoes! (with trips) the new super society searches for a way out of this place.

>>723600922
>>723600933
nice gets anons

rolling for blue to start fancy expedition beyond the borders of pic

>>723600419
Satan starts putting magic wands everywere.

>>723600933
>>723600922
>>723600646 >>>723600644
>>723600622
Gets so far, not sure if all valid

god cures bluemen and gives them a yeti companion

>>723600887
>>723600958
Reds hold a ritual worshipping Satan. He likes it and sticks around to help red

rolling for horsepregnated pig to give brith to wolfperson

>>723601019
I had gotten dubs :(
I don't really like the New plan, guess I'm gtfoing, good evening anons, fair play to you all

>>723601168
Rerolling for Satan

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OP HERE AGAIN: ALL GETS PAUSED

SEE THIS:
>>723601018
>>723601018
>>723601018
BLUE IS MAKING THEIR JOURNEY

>>723601137
roll

Satan joins red. Blue elects Pope in fear of him.

>>723601333
OP got trips, technically he made a suggestion by claiming that blue is making their journey, so OP just turned our voyage into a very great voyage

>>723601452
wooo!

bear attacks during journey

>>723600419
Red team crafts a new team member with sticks and leaves

>>723601500
bear gets domesticated

>>723601333
heres your (you) false OP

>>723601452
Trips blessed OP'S decision, validated
>>723601333

>>723601333
roll to create Moses who splits the forest open

what game is this

>>723601594
ROLL

>>723601626
chess

>>723601594
ROLL

>>723601333
Blue finds a funny lad in a tophat claiming he can make electricity appear with his nosehair.
They decide to let him tag along.

>>723601594
>>723601655
moses is the name of the dick of one very hung former red

>>723601626
It's on PhotoShop, there's likely a game like this somewhere, but this is more like D&D, OP is making up the board as we go.

>>723601720
rolling

>>723601720
>>723601686
>>723601655
ROLL

>>723599693
why did not finish street?
roll to finland street

>>723601816
rolling...

>>723601816
roll (?)

Blue's granary is plagued by a mysterious bug rendering all food useless, as famine starts, the most religious zealots take to sacrificing virgins to Satan in order to rid them of the plague.
Satan is unmoved by the sacrifices and demands that blue go to war with red

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>>723601333
One of blue finds a skateboard.
He brags about hes better then every other blue.

Roll for red to begin sacrificing pigs to appease Cthulu and they plead for his help.

>>723601827
roll to finish Finland street.

>>723601816
roal!

>>723601827
Roll for Road

>>723601720
Rerolling

>>723602134
rullo

>>723601594
roll 4 mosses

>>723602125
Rerolling

>>723601816
Roll

rolling for some blues to identify as reds

>>723602324
rolling for some blues to identify as colourfluid instead

>>723602230
Mosses already is faggot
>>723601655

>>723601720

roll this

>>723601816
Rolll

>>723602324
roll for blue soceity to collapse as everyone identifies as a special snowflake and stops doing work.

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OP HERE
>> GETS ARE NOW VALID <<
Sorry for delay. Here's your gay journey.

The majestic green shoe blue team took canoes up north and found another body of land, snowy and rocky. There is a fire going, someone has been here recently...

Your people are hungry and poor.

>>723602394
i was rolling for mosses. Soft mats of mosses to make beds out of and for the horses to eat.

must be embarrassing to be so cripplingly stupid

>>723602134
reroll

>>723602526
eat fire

>>723602526
Satan spies on them very sneaky beaky like

>>723602565
Well, yeah, I wrote that too nigga. Plus, you put >>723601594 on your reply, who's the stupid criple here, buh?

>>723602611
why the fuck is this the first get

>>723602526
unsatisfying win, boo

>>723602770
BILLION KEKS

>>723602767
still you because you wrote a word you didnt understand, and claimed it was when it wasnt.

>>723602526
rerolling bear

>>723602526
Start digging randomly, trying to find the hidden stash of porn mags

>>723602836
Bruh what

>>723602526
Werewolves attack and rape.

roll for fishing in the river while someone constructs a house, wait for the former residents of this area to come back, maybe they're friendly, and one single firepit means there are going to be few of them so the risk is low with us being the majority

>>723602526
The two gay males in the village turn the other two gay by raping them violently

>>723602887
you claimed mosses were when mosses wasn't. Moses was, not mosses.

Are you even trying to keep up?

if get, moss related benefits.

>>723602526
red tribe comes back and fucks their shit up, slaughtering them all

>>723602977
The tribe arrives, but sees the blues setting up campo as a sign of hostility and commence their attack

>>723603016
But how can you mosses. moss. mossess mos the mosses mos?

>>723602977
get achieved
also a wild ditto appears

>>723602977
the tribe comes back and likes blues shoes, Gives blue all their food and joins blue on another journey.

>>723603033
dubs confirm the former residents are uncivilicized reds

>>723602526
Satan happens upon them, sticks a blue soldier up his butt, then politely takes leave.

>>723603016
>>723603080
the other tribe is friendly moss people.

>>723603016
I said Mosses was, not mosses, and you rolled for mosses while your reply was to Moses, who already was.

>>723602526
Designate a shitting street

rolling for young hero left behind in old location going to revenge his slaughtered friends

>>723603033
>>723602977
Tribe is red now
>>723603069
Roll for ^

suspicious blacks watch unseen from the forest treetops

a cold snap kills everyone not wearing a moss cape.

3 black men appear from the forest and steal the canoes.

>>723603314
Reroll

>>723603331
damn so close to quints

reroll

Agriculture is invented

The tribe is aggresive red moss people with capes

>>723603208
Moses was and mosses wasnt. When did Mosses become? Was he of the not yet mosses or of Moses, who was. Can Moses or Mosses eat the mosses. Is moses?

>>723603488
wanted to roll, but is already get

rolling for victorious red tribe to be the new protagonists

>>723602526
A friendly treant comes out of the forest and asks to join the blue team

>>723603560
gerollt

blues turn into dragon dildos

>>723603656
darn, almost

>>723603560
roll

Blues build a shrine to the old reds. The new tribe is related to the old reds and joins the blues. The purple tribe is created with high pop and v high supplies.

>>723603560
rawlin

>>723603797
retry

blacks in the forest sends envoy to speak to newcomers

>>723602526
Rock people rise out of the ground to confront the tribe that has entered their camp.

>>723603560
this
all rolls after killing roll apply to red tribe now

>>723598265
Red team loses all fire. Winter is coming

Red gets a outbreak of Ebola

turns spring.

>>723603855
blue kills black envoys for food

>>723603909
roll

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WEEK 9

>>723602611
The blue tribe surrounds the abandoned fire pit. One member, starving and crazed of hunger, attempts to eat some fire but dies horribly.

>>723602977
One blue tribe members fishes successfully. +1 Food. Blue tribe, now with full bellies, chops trees and builds a house.

>>723603033
Trips required.

>>723603100
Okay... a wild ditto appears.

>>723603488
Blue tribe finds carrots near the fire. Begins planting, one of the blue tribe member is blessed with agriculture skills.

>>723604089
roll for satan to tame ditto

>>723604078
reroll

>>723604089
turn the ditto into an awesome sex slave.

>>723604089
ditto takes form of blue man and blends into blue society by taking the place of the guy who tried to eat fire

>>723604089
The ditto disguises themself as one of the blue.
Planning to kill them all

>>723604287
>>723604247
rolling this shit

>>723604089
Wild ditto breeds with blue people

>>723604089
satan is actually a pretty chill guy. He gives fire and demon-beasts for help farm with.

>>723598265
roll ditto tames satan

>>723604089
Ditto transforms into a tree which a blue team member cuts down. lots of blood. Sad!

ditto is actually leader of wolves
another wolf attack happens

>>723604089
One canoe sinks.

>>723604089
This is the same faggot that had the other .gif thread where he ignored dubs/trips.


Rolling for OP not to be a faggot.

horsehogs breeds like wild fire. begin destroying forests from the south

>>723604377
>>723604399
^
|
|
ditto tames satan and commands him to use his demon army to help dittos new blue friends

>>723604377
satan also raises a brimstone meeting house for the blues.

A group of faggots appears, do with that what you will.

>>723604520
the wild OPs jump in the fire, giving nice cooked faggot meat.

>>723604489
this. op is not impartial game master.

op gets aids. roll

satan kills 2 of the blues with his satan powers

>>723604520
the carrots are actually orange tribe faggots who buried themselves with their orange dicks sticking out of the earth

>>723604089
rape satan and make satan pregnant

A blue fucks a red creating team purple

>>723604489
>>723604625
what are you saying?
OPs faggotry is at surprisingly mediocre levels

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>>723604644
winrar kek

I'm still waiting for blue to get the electricity we rolled

>>723604711
team purple excels at pokemon go and catches ditto instantly

>>723604089
The blue with agriculture skills uses his skills to become the leader of the tribe. The ditto transforms into a crown for him to wear.

>>723604644

!!!

>>723604377
>>723604399
>>723604499
>>723604644
>>723604711 / >>723604744
already some very nice gets
rolling for second wolf attack

Blue tries to make a spaceship of wood and leafs.

>>723604089
one blue tribe member goes off on an exploration to find himself

>>723604317
Roll

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satan rapes a blue

>>723604737
op ignored several dubs and was biased towards red tribe. he should not attempt to influence the game outcomes.

>>723604825
>>723604766
>>723604711
>>723604644
stupid fucks, OP has said multiple times that you need trips for a new team.

>>723604766
>>723604822

>>723604842
you're too slow!

>>723604317
Rollo

>>723604399
Rollol

>>723604759
never forget op is fag

>>723604896
reroll

>>723604399
Rollolo

>>723604089
Civil war breaks out and creates a green nation!

>>723604905
I think you have to roll trips to create a new team tbqhwyf

>>723604904
we don't know if the people who made the campfire are orange tribe
let's wait for OPs decision

>>723604944
that blue gives ass babies, pop +3

Skeletons rise up and attack satan

>>723604904
because they pick their gets?

>>723604844
>>723604842
we got another one

>>723604317
Rolling

>>723604999
NEW RACE!

>>723605020
ROLL

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>>723604999
satanic blue babies

>>723604911
>>723604944
>>723604999
OP must not have his most lucky day
how is they supposed to make all these gets happen?

>>723604999
new race of purple satan demon ass babies

>>723604989
Green nation arise!

>>723604999
AND ANOTHER ONE

>>723605032
more the people who keep saying
>hurr durr new race

>>723604089
river floods significantly

>>723604999
ass babies were rape babies. they come out black

>>723604842
>>723604844
>>723604911
>>723604944
>>723604999
The gets

>>723605184
i thought the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down?

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WEEK 10

>>723604377
Satan attempts to go to blue's aid.

>>723604399
However wild Ditto hates blue team and tames Satan. Satan is now trapped in Ditto's poke ball.

>>723604499
Horsehogs have taken over Blue & Red's camps from the south. Blue tribe can see the smoke miles away.

>>723604644
New tribe needs trips.

>>723603855
Black man comes from north east back to his fire, greets the blue tribe. Questions them - who are you?

>>723604489
This is my first thread like this, don't know what you're talking about - trying to appease everyone's gets.

Blue tribe begins eating carrots - there's something in the ground here that speeds up food growth.
House building is complete.

>>723605239
God smites the nigger

>>723605239
black man steals the carrots

>>723605239
You missed a Fuck TON of gets OP, like the trips for the race, and my 11's. Faggot.

>>723605239
ditto locks eyes with blue team an issues a pokemon battle
Satan uses dominate mind on blue team but blue team counters turning ditto and satan into blue members

>>723605433
winrar!

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>>723605433
Good fucking work, lad

>>723605239
Two canoes sink

>>723605239
A Blue tells the nigger: I know kung-fu, you beter leave

>>723605239
dubs - black is welcomed, technology and knowledge is shared with pixelniggers
trips - black is eaten

>>723605239
where is the trips and other gets?

>>723605497
aaaa

>>723605516
NEW THREAD

>>723605433
Whew

>>723605239
babymaking time in house

>>723605497
>>723605479
Thanks lads.
The blues form a kingdom, and call it the UK

>>723605239
>>723605239
ditto becomes part of the tribe

>>723605433
blacks think blue killed messenger. retaliates by burning blue structures and carrots at night using their natural camouflage.