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>be me >house sitting for my neighbor >he lists the

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2017-02-25 07:32:57 Post No. 723593322
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Anonymous 2017-02-25 07:32:57 Post No. 723593322 [Report]

>be me
>house sitting for my neighbor
>he lists the rules
>"eat drink whatever you want just no touching kaziska Ching Chong ding dong anon got it?!"
>whathesaid.gif
>say ok and he leaves town
>walk into each room
>walk into room with sign reading "no entry"
>fuckit.jpg
>go in and see pic related
>guess this is "kaja chimichanga"
>she's such a sexy girl
>never saw a pillow like this
>sosoft.wav
>i unzip Dick
>I fuck kachingadingo
>fucking jizz everywhere

Idk what the fuck to do my neibor will be back and washing the cum off of the pillow and guns won't help. He WILL notice this and kill me. What do I do?!

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 07:34:50 Post No.723593486
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nigga, you fucked up.

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 07:37:04 Post No.723593700
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Enjoy sasquatch till he come back fuck her all day long and prepare yourself to die.

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Your story gave me much amusement.

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Anonymous 2017-02-25 07:51:49 Post No.723595115
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Anonymous 2017-02-25 07:51:49 Post No.723595115 [Report]

>>723593322
Just anticipate and kill yourself...

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