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Story time
>be me, 15
>in Florida visiting grandparents
>at my grandfathers house
>canal in the backyard
>decide to throw out a fishing line
>not catching anything
>mfw there's an alligator floating towards my line
>decide to bring the line in
>mfw the alligator is going towards the bobber
>mfw I hook the alligator
>mfw I'm bringing the gator to the sea wall
>ohshit.jpg
>gator is now on the sea wall with hook in it's arm
>feels bad for gator
>does some steve irwin shit to try to get the hook out of arm
>gator moves
>move away
>gator just sits there
>tries to cut fishing line with teeth
>teeth too dull
>gator tries to run away
>fuckno.png
>run inside to get nailclippers
>find nailclippers
>sees gator hop off the seawall
>fuck.avi
>runs to pole, trying to get gator back up
>line breaks
>gator escapes
>walk inside
>makes breakfast
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>>723593295
what a rollercoaster of emotions.
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>>723593295
Florida fag here, whats your favorite aspect of florida, mine are the appliance direct commercials
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i'm a florida native and you're a fucken idiot.
You cannot hook a gator or croc with a standard fishing line hook, they will break free. Infact when you're trying to snag a gator the last thing you want is to hook a gator in the mouth, you want the hook to travel to the stomach and "hook" them from the stomach so they cant unsnag themselves.
You're full of shit op.
que bola asere!!
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>>723593784
>>723594348
Not OP and not a Florida fag, but your state is fucking crazy mang.
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>>723594641
yeah well, DRIVE FASTER, outsiders are the reason we're going insane!
If the fucken speed limit says 40, do 50, assholes!
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>>723594348
wasn't in the mouth, it was in the right arm
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>>723594904
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>723594851
>Florida, where old people go to die
>Must be the tourists that are driving slow.
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>>723594348
native or not, your a moron, ive done exactly what OP has done at least 3 times
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>>723595223
Our elderly drive like maniacs, dont blame them. They'll slam into you at 60mph, dont fuck with them.
>>723595259
Some weak ass gators in your area.
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