You awake from a cryonic tube with four other people at the same

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Looks promising. Red team procreates, gains +2 population

>>723590617
Roll

>>723590617
roll for sexy time

Blue team sets up fishing camps along the lake

>>723590737
Roll for fishing camp

blue team cuts down trees and stacks firewood

uses branches to make fishing rods

team blue starts to cut down trees and builds a small house

>>723590617
Roll for sexy sex

>>723590362
Airdrop from rust appears from nowhere and red team get sweet high level loot

>>723590926
roll

>>723590920
reroll

>>723590362
i like big black dick cum fuck me harder daddy uwu

>>723590983
uwuwu

blie builds snowmen

Blue begins a forward outpost at the mouth of the river.

>>723591059
roll

>>723590362
Blue team finds large animal and tries to hunt it down. One is injured. -1 population for two events more.

>>723590362
chop down the forest and build a wall with a big beautiful door around my outpost

>>723590737
Roll

>>723591099
Win.
Red or blue?

Blue sets up by the pond for a supply of fish and water

>>723591099
Sorry i forget to say its for blue

>>723591172
Goddamn it Hillary

>>723591164
red. blue is a shit color

Red does a zerg rush against blue with all it's powers.

Red annex the lake

>>723591172
NO FUCK OFF CUNT IM THE DUDE WHO SAID IT

>>723591309
WTF DUDE FUCK OFF IT WAS ME WHO SAID IT

>>723591288
If dubs
>But blue's wall counters it, leaving only scraps of the wall and a tired and failed red team.

>>723591379
i mean i could just respond with a screen shot and show that i was indeed the dude who said it and chose red.

>>723591288
>michaeljacksonpopcorn.jpg

Blue sets up a chokepoint between the river and woods. One blue kept in reserve in case of attempted flank from the trees.

>>723591437
Red sets fire to the blue teams forest.

Roman legions appear and wipe out blue

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WEEK 2

>>723591099
(Failed to specify which team so I picked)
Blue builds a wall blocking off red by land.
-2 resources.
>>723591288
Red forms an attack on blue. Wall keeps them out, without any weapons they are helpless and retreat.
Red -1 Population.

blue stores up firewood and makes fishing rods

>>723591943
reroll

Red collects nearby resources and attempts to fashion basic weaponry

>>723591990
reroll

Red makes forest fire on their side of the wall and the whole forest (and wall) from that side burns down.

>>723591990
roll

Red starts fucking to fill the ranks

blue goes fishing, its successful so they celebrate with sum fuk

>>723592077
>>723592088
fuck you i wanted dubs ;_;

>>723592077
The upper right forest ofc

Red starts gathering resources.
They also start to breed

>>723592233
>>723592088
>>723592077
RED IS WINNING BOYS

Red builds a pen and fills it with pigs

>>723592077
bulshit that a major event, and also forest fires dont work so well in the snow

i say that it backfires and blue seems them trying to start a fire and attack, killing another few reds.

>>723592358
reroll for backfire

>>723592358
Boo-hoo blues, red is succesfull after all

>>723592465
Re-roll for succesfull, even if backfire gets rerolled into dubs.

red steals a blue wimin and rapes for population

>>723591850
Blue catches and tames wild animals. They now have access to a steady source of meat, milk and animal skins.

>>723592533
RED IS VICTORIOUS

>>723592537
re roll, also, the variability in the genes makes the purple offspring slightly more durable and less likely to die.

Blue, realizing that resources are literally burning away, decide to make the most of what they have remaining. At the very least five bows(five arrows apiece), five spears, one canoe.

>>723592533
>>723592286
Blue is our bitch

>>723592682
Re-roll
But the arrows are not sturdy enough and break when they practice the use of the bow.

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WEEK 2

>>723592077
(Trips would burn entire forest) A fire starts burning on blue's forest. Some of their wall has burned down.

>>723591990
Red builds basic weaponry. (Swords)

>>723592133
Blue goes fishing and orgies. +2 resources; +1 population.

>>723592233
Red +1 resources, +1 population

Blue in their own stupidity accidentally get covered in red dye and split half their population into a purple team

Also BUMP, I don't want this thread to die. OP HAS delivered once, and this is a fun thread.

Roll - LeScrub

>>723592890
bump

>>723592885
OP here, sorry. Week 3. ****

>>723592890
roll for anarchy

red try to expand the fire and get burned to death

>>723592890
OP here, new team requires trips.

Red starts to farm animals from forest for food

Blue commits a squad of 4 to the forest edge. 2 are delegated to deal with the fire, while 2 are on lookout for any commie resistance.

The other two get started on that canoe.

>>723593061
roll for this, also fire goes out.

Red has succesfully passed by the opening made by the fire. Bred with a woman and made a single purple offspring, +1 population to red if even, Blue if odd dubs.

>>723593152
roll

>>723592890
roll for this

>>723593061
Re-Roll

>>723590362
I recognize those trees...

>>723593223
FFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK

red team attempt to steal blue wimin with their swords

Red try to expand the fire and are succesfull

>>723593292
this

>>723593277
You successfully recognize the trees.

>>723593277
thanks for wasting dubs you fuck,
blue builds a wooden watch tower in between the wall and the main camp.

>>723593061
reroll, but blue collects the swords form the bodies

>>723593375
Your welcome.

>>723593152
re-roll

>>723593176
Re roll

>>723593397
roll for this, blue has/ can make swords now too

Red doesn't strike- Instead, they build a fort around their base.

>>723593455
Red sees them and try to attack, they push a blue guy into the fire, and a red guy gets some serious damage to the left arm.

>>723593152
>>723593455
yea boi!!

if dubs, blue makes bows also

Red unearths an ancient alien device that can replicate objects.

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http://cheesespin.net/
this is so fucked up man

blue tames wild horses and research archery

while blue is split up red attacks with swords out matching inferior fist fags

Blue disassembles their cryonic tubes, and builds cryolaters (freeze-ray guns).
And prepares for an attack on red.

>>723593656
reroll for archers and horses

>>723593713
reroll

blue members commit soduku when they realise being blue is for fags

>>723593656
>>723593600

we already have bows, so roll for horse archers

Red after the great wall burning of week 3 have one massive gang bang

Op what are using to create this?

>>723593888
oh snap i got trips!!!

we also use the horses for agriculture/farming and have an orgy to celebrate.

blue realise that traps are superior for fucking and exile females

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One blue has a loyalty crisis and swims across the river, heading far to the southeast. It wears brush and leaves for concealment, making it effectively green.

>>723593927
Also rolling for blue to use winter magic to make living snowmen

>>723593713
last reroll, come on we could build sick weapons from the cryonic tubes

>>723594019
roll for faggotry

Let's research technology for both teams and send em to space

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what do you think? i'm inhuman?

blue team coughs

blue realise they are complete fags and only fuck others of the same sex

blue build farms to increase food production and population increases

>>723594054
Supporting his reroll

>>723594111
yes, and you wasted trips you fucking bot asshole

red invents anime

Blue team does experiments on animals, accidentally creates AIDS

red realizes that their inferior color resembles that of disgusting females period blood and commit sudoku.

>>723593713
For bluelandia

What game is this?

>>723594028
Bowl

>>723594028
roll

blue conduct night time raids to capture reds for use as farm equipment

>>723594248
roll and they all get waifus

blue poisons reds food supply causing loss of food stores and 2 red lives

>>723594386
roll

>>723594399
>RED INVENTS ANIME AND GET WAIFUS
How can you even still be team blue?

>>723594399
fucking kek, that's the end of reds folks

Nukes happen everywhere, purple mutants x5 come from sea and red +blue lose all of population but 1.
Map is now nuclear wasteland

>>723593455
>>723593152
>>723593600
>>723593888
blue gets, OP comeon.
Trips for horse archer army/ farming and orgy

One of the blue team become a ice mage and can summon snowmen to fight

niggers spawn

blue makes an attack to steal all reds supplies with horse archers.

>>723594500
>DOUBLE DUBS, GIVE DOUBLE THE POWER ALMIGHTY OP

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WEEK 4

>>723593152
Blue puts out the forest fire, begin working on canoe.

>>723593133
Red finds pigs in the forest, +1 food.

>>723593277
Tree's are recognized by both teams.

>>723593600
Blue team obtains bow and arrows.

>>723593888
Blue team finds horses and trains them excellently. Blue team has an orgy to celebrate. +2 population.

Blue food resources are too low to support your population. -1 population due to starvation.

blue bake bricks from mud and builds brick wall+watchtowers

>>723594028
re-roll

>>723594703
NO ANIME?
EVERYONE RIOT

blue captures a local savage tribe and uses them for food/pleasure

>>723594677
>>723594703
we stole supplies, also blue has 3 in the picture?

>>723590362
Blue Teams kill one of them to praise the sun

2 people from red begin to practice black magic

>>723594703
blue is cursed by the gods for lack of sacrifices and cannot reproduce for three turns

>>723594906
I'm a little slow, it'll get added in next week.

blue uses horse archers to steal the pigs and breed them.

Once the canoe is in order, one bow and one arrow get reverted into a crude atlatl for fishing. One blue becomes designated fisher.

blue start to research pure mathematics.

>>723594703
FUCK YEA, HAIL BLUE, FUCK RED.

blue researches the cryonic tubes, to see if they can be used for armor, weapons or tools

Red works on primitive armor/mech technology from their anime

>>723594982
thx
also roll for arrow attack on red for supplies.

Red digs under the ice and snow to investigate whats down there. If its something cool, obviously an orgy.

Red finds ancient sword and one person become a master of war and sword fighting

>>723594703

Reds sacrife all its population but a fertile woman and a fertile man to summon Super Satan and destroy the blues.

Super Satan fades after this event.

blue research slavery and farming. food production increases 10x

>>723595094
while this idiot trains the blade, he is shot in the face with an arrow.

>>723595038
reroll for irrelevance

Red uncovers an ancient weapon known as the AR-15 and their leader becomes the gun god.

>>723594997
re-roll

Red finds chuck norris, chuck norris likes red, joins them

>>723595225
this

blue makes attack with trips archer on red to steal supplies (pigs) and slaves.

Blue team has trained the horses as fuck-toys, not to be ridden.

Are you the same op who made that post yesterday that ended in the trees becoming sentient and having an orgy? Also if dubs, then red fashions armor from the hides of the pigs. If trips, red builds a catapult, if quads, red finds Fat Man from Fallout in the forest with 40 mini nukes.

>>723594703
Red civil war, please. Creating... Yellows?

>>723590362
the water overflows and drowns the blue tribe

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Red forms religion worshiping red base and fire.
They pray to their gods, in attempt to smite some of the dirty bluers.

>>723595296
reroll

Red trys again to invent anime

>>723595225
AR-15 get

herd of niggers takes over the red tribe

blues find a magic button that upon being pressed kills all reds, they press it immediately ending the conflict and the thread

Red kills baby animal to gods and gains power over fire

blue trains spies. blue will be warned of all future attacks.

Blue discovers homosexuality. Half the population pairs off in same-sex relationships, and thus don't have kids.

one red becomes a designated fuck boi.

blue steals bear cub and places in red camp, mama bear is pissed and mauls the red camp -2 red population

>>723595399
week 5 red will be unstoppable we have an ar-15 and anime and waifus

horse archer attack, steals pigs and slaves.

local apes devolve into niggers

>>723595482
roll

Member of red team has a heart attack.

>>723595574
roll

blue mass produce ak47s from wood and shovels

>>723595579
roll

Red makes shields and spears and begins to combat train along with orgy

>>723595643
roll

>>723595482
reroll

>>723595524
Fuck yeah

Blue team becomes cannibalistic because of lack of food

The reds enter a weeb nightmare of bullet worship and rampant circlejerking. Red women defect to Blue because red dick is dead dick at this point.

red attempts to research the ar-15 and create more

blue makes shoes

>>723595777
but can your shoes beat anime and an ar-15?

>>723595669
Reroll

>>723595777
fancy ones

>>723595777
Those shoes will be the most epic fucking shoes.

I BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THE MEXICANS OUT

>>723595777
the renown of great footwear causes reds to defect with supplies.

red makes primite armor to resist arrows

>>723595866
Fuck yeah

MASSIVE THORN PATCH DEVELOPS ALL OVER MAP BLUE IS IMMUNE BECAUSE OF SHOES

>>723595866
red get!

blue bitten by radioactive hawks, gains wings and flight

>>723595777
Those fucking shoes will be pimpin all right

>>723595877
shoes of combat +10 leadership +5 ?

>>723590362
Redteam stumbles across a hydrogen atomic bomb while foraging for berries.
One of them knows what it is and how to use it to kill all the blue people.

>>723594703
Blue Team uses wood tools to begin mining.

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Blue team finds a surplus of bananas and becomes fortified by the power of potassium. +100 to defense.

>>723595988
because only dubs blue dies of radiation poisoning

red becomes a cuckold society, red women only mate with blue males from now on kek

>>723595732
>>723596070
Meld-roll.

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>>723596018
Rerolling for banana surplus

roll for niggers faction

>>723595482
Reroll

>>723596127
roll for these
>>723596070

>>723596155
roll for sentient banana faction

Rolling for the black plague.

>>723595996
Maybe +10 combat +10 defense and +10 movement speed.

>>723590362
A red male and blue female stumble across eachother in the woods while both are forraging.
When they make eye contact they both become incomprehensibly sexualy aroused and immediatly fuck.
After they have fucked they both come to their senses but agree that they both wish to continue this relationship. They agree to meet every day at the same spot and fuck every day.
Eventually the blue female becomes pregnant with twins. A male and a female.

>>723595988
blue discovers crashed alien ship, learns how to build laser rifles 9000

rolling for all banana related posts to be demolished, and a big stone saying "Unless" is erected in the pond.

>>723596266
Yellow team ftw

>>723596155
This is a weird-ass forest.

Blue sends a rookie to steal the Red's flag. Red leaves a rookie to guard it, he lets the Blue run off with it.

>>723596325
rerollz

While gathering wood blue people discover an ancient native people known as "Green" they are very hostile and have a population of 5
1 casualty also

>>723595356
roll for this

Blues become suicidal

roll for op to stop being a fag and make week 5 already

>>723596433
get

>>723596422
ayy

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>>723594703
Go out live a happy solitude live with the trees, the only ones that understand me.

>>723596422
>>723596433
Well, that escalated quickly.

>>723596385
re-roll

Blue builds a dildo rocket

red become infatuated with anime waifus and no longer reproduce

>>723596433
winrar
roll willpower or else an hero

blue learns scientific method. discovers global warming.

>>723596433
But they never act on it and instead focus that energy on their war against the reds.

op delivers

>>723596422
is shit, roll to dismiss this get

>>723596606
roll

>>723596634
>>723596606

roll for both

roll for first kill

Blues get nuked

>>723596606
real shit?

>>723596606
Roll

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>>723596677

blue discovers crack recipe and gets red hooked on it

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WEEK 5

>>723594677
Blue attacks red with horse archers. Successful; +3 food, +1 resources; -1 population.

>>723594399
Red has anime and a waifu to share. +1 population.

>>723595399
Red obtains an AR-15. -1 fuel.

>>723595777
Blue makes shoes. They are extremely fancy and keep them warm at night. Some of the population are concerned why they are spending time on such useless efforts. Some population begins talking of joining red.

>>723595866
Red obtains shields and spears. They begin combat training, and reproduce. +1 population.

>>723595911
Red makes primate armor, arrow resistance at 50%.

>>723595988
Trips required. Blue hears hawk noises in the distance.

Red population is hungry. Blue canoe is finished.

>>723596606
roll for this

The fire red set in the forest melted the ground and reveals great farmland. Blue farms for supplies.

Reds gathers random seeds they can find and plants them in hope of something useful growing out of them.

Raid the sons of birches Nao.
Take NO prisoners.
Steal shit cuz Imma getting hungry. Food and sheit.

red women defect from weeb reds to stronk blues

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Where the fuck is OP

Also the banana surplus is growing in the blue teams favor. Another +100 to defense and +10 to population.

>>723596763
hunt stray blues for food, cannibalism +1

>>723596868
Reroll

>>723596791
Roll

red build tower big enough to see over the wall, station man with AR15 on it

red catches aids from forest monkeys

>>723590362
One person from blue jumps into the ocean, drowning himself

red woman are kicked out of the tribe due to the fact that they are 3d

>>723596903
rolling for cannanabannanalism

>>723596763
>>723595777
>trip get for blue
>damages blue
OP you playing favorites here or what ?

>>723596791
Rolling

>>723596763
use waifu to bargain with incoming horse archers

>>723597003
roll for this

Blue start turning into rich piana

We need some architecture. Blue begins building housing and puts down planks for roads

>>723597066
rolling for OP to start favor red
also rolling to stop people from not making rolls but still receiving gets

>>723596155
>>723596763
I think you forgot something.

A fire breaks out in the forest.

>>723596763
Red finds Waifu has hunting skills and anime gives them fighting abilities on 1v1s

Red appoints general, builds fort around their base, then tries to find mate for pig.

>>723596763
>>723594399
waifu are fictional you stupid fuck, how can they reproduce?

Blue assigns a squad of 2 to the canoe. They take shifts catching fish and warding off reds from getting too close to the water.

2 other blues set to fixing the wall, while the final 2 harvest lumber in the day and fuck at night.

>>723597158
Reroll

Dubs: One red's dick grows to 14 inches, becomes high priest to the reds

Trips: Red builds and oil well and gets +1 fuel per week

Quads: Red finds ancient hidden cache containing 20 of every resource as well as 4 ak-47s and 6 grenades

>>723597144
winrar
also roll for higher wall, supported with what they can scrape off the cyronic tube

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>ROLLO
Blue and Red are signing 1 week truce to regain all strenght

>>723597265
rolling for dick growth, rest is bull

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>>723597227

>>723597145
>start
op is biased AF

>>723596791
Roll

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how do i keep getting all these troll gets?

>>723596868
Fucking faggot

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The Lords of banana bestow their blessings upon the blue team plus 10 to every resource. Also plus 10 to blue population.
A new tribe of yellows appears on the map with a population of 5.

Red girl and Blue boy enter the forest find each other and fall in love. Form the Purple Forest Faction.

>>723596763
how does red get ar15 with dubs when blue can't get wings?

AR15 shoots the horseman, steals horse.

Reds are dumbfucks though, and end up eating it.

>>723596791
Roll. If trips, I want those seeds to birth a new faction, like a green plant-people faction.

If quads, I want the seeds to grow into a human eating fungus that eats all the reds.

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>>723597511
Banana faction rises. Yellow tribe appears on map.

>>723597525
roll

>>723597644
samefag but win
roll to dismiss this rolls worth

>>723597553
>>723597227
>>723597066
OP is biased towards red.
OP prefers the company of gentleman in the night.

red kills horse

Meme festival breaks out on blue side, celebrating glorious meme harvest season.

>>723597578
This

quads get, OP shoves his mouse up his ass

>>723597714
reroll
don't want to laugh yet

blue constructs a massive artillery piece and fires it at red

Red shits bricks and builds a castle

red researches the AR-15 and begins to work on making more

>>723597738
red eats horse
wear skin as camo

>>723597714
also roll

>>723597854
reroll

>>723597769
Sharpie in pooper

roll for blue
dubs: blue begin planting banana trees and gain 1 food per turn
trips: find new faction loosely aligned with blue (trading but not declaring war on red)
quads: blue discovers the wonder of iron and gain all the benefits from it (better tools, better defense because can into cut stone, armor penetrating arrows, armor, etc.)

ancient forest elves angry at red for burning their woods, declares war

>>723597866
winrar

roll for wolf attack

>>723597758

This

>>723597854
rerolling

>>723596791
Reroll

>>723597913
reroll for war

horse gets disease that's transferable to humans

>>723597854
rerollan

blue sends its most well hung man to viciously sodomize the most respected red

>>723597913
roll but also angry at blue for using their beautiful trees to make a wall

>>723597984
rerolling for horseflu