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>sitting in my room playing minecraft
>feel my belly rumble, have to potty
>been using the bathroom for extra good boy points
>more GBP = More Tendies
>get back from the toilet, mummy is sitting on my chair
>"anon, we need to talk"
>'why are you in my chair?"
>"I found that porn, anon"
>realize I forgot to clear my browser history on mummy's laptop and she found all the MLP futa videos
>"I'm sorry anon, but i'm going to have to take off some good boy points for this, and no tendies for at least a week"
>I've had it with her bullshit
>block her from exiting
>"i'm sorry mom, I can't let you do that"
>puke up my autist medication
>clench arms and squat to power up
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>increase my power level to over 9000
>spray poopoo and peepee all over the floor
>mummy cannot resist my power
>grab her with my autist strength and throw her against the wall
>"now you get a taste of my FULL POWER"
>turn around and start shitting on her
>she runs out of the room
>hear her shuffling things around the door
>try to open it, can't. She's blocked it with furniture so I can't get out
>mfw I don't have to use the toilet anymore
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Alrighty then.
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> no more chicken tendies stories
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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should we screencap this?
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>>723587217
screencap me reddit
(mom im famous)
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>>723587217
this story is shitty as fuck
>>723590271
holy fuck kill yourself
>>723589987
kill yourself too, pls
sage
>autism the thread
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>>723590374
Isn't that kind of the point of these threads anon?
Aren't you kind of a dumb faggot for not seeing that?
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>>723590447
He is a dumb faggot.
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>>723590374
retarded fuck, consider suicide faggot
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>>723590374
Fuck off. Its better than a shitty ylyl or "rate my cock" thread
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>>723587217
Go back to r9k faggot, it's a containment board for a reason
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>>723590978
/b/random is for everything
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> playing world of warcraft
> tummy gets groany and grumbly
> check my GBP board
> 100 GBP, enough for 3 plates of tendies and a 2L of mountain dew
> summon mummy to go to 7-Eleven and Cane's for my tasty feast
> she says she's concerned about my weight, says something about "Dye-It"
> wtf is a dye-it?
> I calmly but firmly make my demand again, pointing at the fortune of GBP I earned by not REEE-ING in public for 2 months
> she says she's going to buy me a Nintendo game instead of my tasty tendies
> lose it
> throw a piss bottle against the wall, it explodes and splashes all over the room
> shout GIMME TENDIES FOR MY TUMMY OR YOU'LL BE A SORRY MUMMY REEEEEEEE
> she runs out of the room and gets in the car, floors it down the street
> 40 minutes later she comes back with my tendies and dew
> mfw she only deducted 50 GBP
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