> Be me > Be the Grim Reaper but all my friends call me

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> Be me
> Be the Grim Reaper but all my friends call me Richard
> Assigned by faggot god to reap the soul of some sexy 40-something mother
> Takes assignment in hopes of getting laid
> Arrives in mortal world and finds MILFs home
> enter through the front door cause locks do jack shit against me, the spirit of DEATH
> walk through her house, see that she lives alone, guess she's divorced or some faggot shit
> I smile as much as a man with a skull face could because that means her shitface husband has the kids and she's open to fuck
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> enter her room and look down at her
> she wakes up and looks at me with fear
> I tell that I have come to reap her soul
> she begs me to let her live and that she'll do anything
> I tell her that if she has sex with me, she can stay on earth for another 29 years
> she's now in the afterlife cause she'd rather die then fuck a sad virgin scrub in a dumb hood and cloak working an eternal day job and God's delivery boy
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