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probably porn and stuff and maybe rubbish or paintings and

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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probably porn and stuff and maybe rubbish or paintings and shitty webcomic crops
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Would you rather get into a fistfight with young Clint Eastwood or young Johnny Cash?
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These aren't web comics in so far as they're posted on the web in one place or even by multiple people. It's just me.
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>>723578648
I post shitty webcomic crops
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>>723578685
I just post shitty comics that nobody likes or wants to see.
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>>723578598
Young Clint Eastwood was a silver screen puffcake- Young Johnny Cash was on enough amphetamines to palpitate Andre the Giant. You don't fuck with the outlaws.
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>>723578745
Yeah but they aren't really crops are they?

>>723578792
Acceptable answer. Extra marks for showing your working
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>>723578892
I didn't say they were cropped.
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>1325 gorillion dollars

>>723578987
I did though
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>>723578892
If there's two things I know outside of internal combustion- They're westerns and country.
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>>723579150
But they aren't cropped, so why would you say they were?
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>>723579172
Oh, hey Clint. Should have guessed.
One of my coworkers sharing your name kept his old badge, where his named was typed in capital letters. The letters were close together so CLINT looked like block-letter CUNT. He was so happy with it

They finally forced him to replace it this week. Sad days

>>723579247
Because the original mention of webcomics was about cropped ones.
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>>723579418
Yeah, but I don't post webcomics at all. I post regular old fashioned hand drawn ones.
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>>723579418
Well presumably the brass couldn't MAKE him throw away the old tag, right? Just keep a keen eye on making sure he wears his new one, yeah? Because that's the sort of shit that makes it worth staying at a shitty job that little bit longer.

Also SUP.
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The thing I regret least in life is self terminating from Walmart. Got the job, within a week they were trying to put a ton more responsibility on me without paying me more, plus the drive was shitty, so after a second week of that I clocked out and threw my badge away. Didn't tell anyone I was quitting, I just didn't go anymore.
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>>723579754
>Well presumably the brass couldn't MAKE him throw away the old tag, right?
Yeah, they can. The old tag is a security risk, as it allows access to staff areas

>Also SUP.
Not much. I'm doing fine. Another round of redundancies in the position right above mine, further enforcing the complete destruction of any potential career path. Glad I decided to go back to school with the first set of redundancies.

>>723580064
I probably would have told them, but it was shitty of them to start slamming extra shit on you.
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>>723580279
No, they didn't make me do it. They kept asking me constantly. At first I was like, maybe, what's the pay difference? And they said nothing, then several times a day everyday I worked. Then I quit because fuck them.
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>>723580279
Gay.

What's your poison for education- Not libarts, right?
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>>723580619
Accounting. I'm one of those people who get all autistic about patterns and numbers and data and shit.

>>723580468
>they didn't make me do it
Legitimately surprised
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>>723580739
Nobody can make me do anything.
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>>723580849
No, but they can try
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>>723580966
They can fail.
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>>723580739
>bookkeeping

I am so, so sorry, you have my sincerest condolences. I took an accounting class as an elective years ago and that's about the most dry material I've ever had to slog through.
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>>723581101
Like I said, my brain is just sort of patterned that way. I skip classes, don't do homework and just immediately pick up what happened last week by the homework answers on the board. The only part that gives me any grief are the fucking bullshit group assignments. Fuck groups.

It is 100% understandable that the vast majority of people would be bored by it though.

>>723581075
Well yeah, cause you quit. Them failing was always a given.
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>>723581363
And it always will be.
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Anyone have a link to this comic?
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>>723581720
http://powfooo.tumblr.com/post/152527756429/yup-yup-bringing-this-one-back-again-we-thought

Yeah.
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>>723581720
Took me 2 minutes on e621
https://e621.net/pool/show/5430
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>>723582091
>>723582109
Thanks, sorry I'm not really into fur, but that pic is really cute.
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Man I should stop drinking so much
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that was awful
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>>723584087
yay you didn't die
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>>723584087
Welcome back to the land of the living.
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>>723584135
of course not just having a splendid time with my own hideous mind
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>>723584264
living is such a strong word

how are you darling
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>>723584270
i'm just playing, i told you not to die when you left.
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>That wonderful feeling when you moved your fridge and bleached everything behind it and now your kitchen floor is fucking glorious
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>>723584408
Oh I'm holding up, same per usual. Mayhaps things looking a bit brighter, partaking of the devil's lettuce- You know, all the good shit.
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>>723584658
theres my bubble butt boy

acting all grown up and shit lookathim
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>>723584658
The last time fridges were moved here, a dead mouse was uncovered. We don't move the fridges anymore.
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>>723584764
I have been cleaning very aggressively this weekend. Once I have the house done I am getting a steak to treat myself. A thick one.

>>723584831
I was lucky enough to only find some knives, trash, and a lot of grime.
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yoyoyo
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>>723584906
Yeah, old houses are a pain in the ass.
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>>723585057
I'll be a pain in your ass.
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>>723579172
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>>723585094
Kinky~
>>723585140
>
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>>723584908
hello there friend
>>723585094
that you are
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>>723585221
So what's up?

>>723585258
You want to be next, old man?
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>>723585258
hey snuffles, what's up?
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>>723585313
bring it bitch boy

fine line between fighting and fucking and I'm about to make the two meet right where your asshole is
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>>723585313
Correcting a sleep schedule, plumbing the depths of a man's history not meant to plumbed. Usual creep shit out of me.
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>>723585473
Please. That almost sounds like a threat.
But we both know I can take anything you can dish out.

>>723585480
Well, you're alive so that's good.
Should visit sometime.
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>>723585609
do not forget that I have pictures that prove otherwise

~
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>>723585745
E-eh, w-well you see...
I...er...
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>>723585609
I may not be roaming far from the homestead for a while now, truth be told- Even under the best of circumstances.
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>>723585829
Hahahahahahaha
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>>723585829
<3
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>>723585840
Well that sucks.

>>723585896
Don't you dare fucking judge me, whore.
I own you. Don't forget.

>>723585920
>:(
That's not fair.
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as IF you don't have the real dirt on me either
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>>723586000
Do what you must, I've already won.
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now now boys we're all friends here
>>723585840
>that pic
what the fuck am I having after effects from that tea
what am I even reading
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>>723578648
Looks cool
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>>723586076
You know I could never use it.

>>723586174
I will end you.
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>>723586319
because you're a good pup
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Alright alright, fine- I shall curb my incessant need to heckle.
>>723586246
Truly we are living in the future.
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>>723586425
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There was suppose to be text with that about how I am a very good pup.
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but then it was censored by those fucking democrats
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>>723585840
Where is this "Lima"? It isnt in the middle east is it? Because you'd think those dune coons would murder a few freaks like that. Or maybe they're okay with it because they fuck goats.
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>>723586744
One of these days I'll get you back.
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>>723586764
actually the middle east has a long history of accepting "third sex," homosexual, and other freakish people into society as novelties and entertainers.
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>>723586764
No they are just high as fuck.
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>>723585350
You should meditate. It will make the "AAAAAA" louder and you will build an immunity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOU0JhkHY3w
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>>723586993
i don't think it would work that way
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>>723586993
you are genuinely funny on very rare occasions but they are great occasions
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>>723586902
Thats pretty interesting, but not surprising. Those places before Islam were leading in early mathematics and engineering.

>>723586924
They need to get a grip.
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>>723587054
Watch the video.

>>723587118
I dont like to make jokes, people normally tell me to shut the fuck up, because im not equal or part of the group. And everyone knows if you havent proven yourself you arent allowed to have opinions or speak at all.
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I am back from my shower.
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i just had this weird feeling like a wave through my brain and now it feels like i have pressure on my forehead
there's also some pulsing/crawling feeling in my left abdomen
i feel like i should see a doctor but i need to set up with a new one and that will take a while
kind of internally freaking out

>>723587456
i don't know what the message here is
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>>723587893
Could be a tumor.

You can let yourself go crazy or try to alter yourself to make it not as horrible. (You make your own happiness)
I obviously choose to go crazy because I dont budge for no one, and would rather be miserable out of spite.
That is me though, you do you.
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>>723588244
is it bad that i kind of hope it's cancer

i wouldn't know really where to start or how to figure out altering myself in that sense. i don't really have willpower to do things either
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>>723587889
Pics?
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>>723588576
If you die, make sure you leave a clean corpse.

What do you think would boost your willpower?
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>>723588770
i guess i'll try

i honestly don't really know
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>>723588768
Only Snuffles can have them.
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>>723588865
Do you have any male role models or any peers?
They way you describe where you live sounds pretty isolated, are you sure you're not lonely?
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>>723588877
Lies.
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dicks
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>>723589242
i don't really have anyone i look up to, no
i haven't had peers since i stopped going to high school and started a college/high school hybrid thing to finish getting my credits and most people are usually off doing their own courses on computers in the class

well i don't feel lonely. i could be and just not really feel it
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>>723589648
None for you.
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>>723589707
You could be associating it with something else. Having someone to be around might not stop your depression but it might make you feel better.
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I'm not a furry, but i have to admit furry artists are masters at getting personalities across by posture, clothing, expression, and environment.

Honestly like nothing I've seen before.
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>>723590105
it might but there's nobody i want to be around or that i think would want to be around me
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>>723590261
Same, thats why I rather not be around anyone and just be lonely.
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>>723589932
why tho?
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Bubbles to the chandelier.
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>>723590561
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>>723589648
taint
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the panic attacks just keep coming today
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>>723591450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw
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>>723591387
ty based taintmaster dev
>>723591450
aww i'm sorry dude
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>>723591450
Get some weed.
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>>723591450
i'm crying send help in form of cuntboi pls
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>>723591601
saw my dealer just 2 mins ago, universe gives kudos

but weed's too expensive to smoke it as often as you need to in order to get that pacifying glaze over everything
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>>723591641
gorse
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>>723578489
ayy
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>>723591523
that's chill music to listen to

>>723591578
you don't have to be

>>723591601
i have some but it's not really helping

>>723591641
what
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>>723591993
there's some dark underpinnings even so
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>>723592029
i didn't really listen to the lyrics
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>>723592052
I meant musically anyway. The weird bass track.
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>>723591993
what
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>>723591993
i mean i just hope you feel better soon
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>>723590382
its that last bit that's holding you back

you're great to be around you just haven't discovered that yet

neither has nibi for that matter
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>>723592332
nibbles' case is also kinda fringe since he threatens to stab you sometimes
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>>723592141
oh
i don't know i just had it on as background noise while i continue to internally freak out

>>723592230
that's gross

>>723592292
oh.
i appreciate it, thanks. but i honestly don't think it's going to get better

>>723592332
i can't bring myself to believe it
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>>723592582
what's wrong now?
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>>723592230
Why does the bottom not have a penis? Poor thing.
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>>723592718
panic attacks and weird physical feelings that i feel i should see a doctor for but i can't because i still need a new doctor. and some depressing suicidal stuff
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>>723593086
i started taking a low dose of some anxiety meds recently. has really helped me out.
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>>723593267
i don't trust meds
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>>723593086
Have you considered huffing hand sanitizer
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>>723593363
no i haven't
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>>723593419
that's good because you shouldn't do that
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>>723591523
10/10 fuck
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>>723591793
Hunnibuns has a pretty good deal for his, he smokes plenty to help with the pain in his knees.

>>723591993
Then do yoga.
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>>723593635
Yeah I'm a pretty good lay. Listen to the whole album. And their other album. Fire band.
>>
>>723593834
>Yeah I'm a pretty good lay.
Riiiiight...
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>>723593904
I know you want some of this.
>>
this weird pulsing is worrying me

>>723593530
yeah that wouldn't be a good idea
i can get high from weed anyways

>>723593821
i never really understood yoga
>>
>>723594012
In my head, the foreplay goes fine until it starts getting hot and heavy, and then you start spouting anti-semitic rhetoric and just kill the mood.
>>
>>723592230
so rare to see a ftm that actually likes being fucked
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>>723594283
I love snoop dogg so much

>>723594285
I am never racist when I'm horny. Scout's honor.
>>
>>723592420
lots of people threaten to stab me truth be told
>>
>>723594401
i don't really listen to his music much anymore
sometimes i might listen to Reincarnated but that would be it
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>>723594429
that sounds like maybe you should realign your friendships, I don't get threatened very often.

I did have some kid wishing I'd get hit by a car the other day but it wasn't a threat, more like a cuck prayer.

>>723594491
I don't care about his music, I just love him as a character.
>>
>>723594612
oh.
i only care about the music when it comes to artists
>>
>>723594283
Its just stretching.

>>723594401
That's bull, I've seen you drunk. You're horny and racist at the same time.
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>>723595105
I'm just flirty when I'm drunk, not horny. It's a little different.
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>>723595105
i stretch a few times a day normally so i don't see the point
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>>723595206
so you're a slut but y'aint easy
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>>723595630
I probably am easy too
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Few things beat that feeling you get after doing enormous amount of cleaning. The look and scent of perfectly clean place that was a horrible mess just a few hours ago. Knowing that most people would be afraid to even come near the contact with the dirt, while you did all the dirty work. Feels strong!
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the last time I cleaned my room the white house had a black guy in it
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>>723595206
Sitting there, whining about the lack of cock in you isn't really "flirting".

>>723595207
For most people, its the only exercise they get.

>>723596402
I want to put a black guy into your white house.
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>>723595630
>>723596402
>>
I work 60 hours a week and my house is still presentable to the neighborhood get your shit together son
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*EXTREME TAIL RAPE*
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>>723596860
well yeah that's just complaining. Entirely different.

>>723596888
Hello waterslut.

>>723596900
I think being super busy makes you more likely to be responsible in other ways. When I'm working hard by necessity I'm usually more productive in the random errands I have.
>>
>>723596860
i don't have the willpower to actively exercise
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>>723596948
Good afternoon Edwin, how are you?

>>723596971
Hi jules, how u?
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>>723597080
I'm admiring those sexy trips you got up above
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>>723597127
I am blessed.
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>>723597048
You gonna get fat.

>>723597127
And craving the D.
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>>723597302
Still a disgusting wet fishwhore

>>723597341
You know how they say not tonight, I have a headache? I'm still kinda hungover. No D wanted.
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>>723597341
i have been
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>>723597408
You are so cruel to me ; ;
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>>723597477
it's just because I want to yiff the fish
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>>723597527
f-fishdog is not for yiff
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>>723597674
Respectfully gonna have to vehemently disagree. Come get fisted.
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>>723597833
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>>723598022
anyway besides having limbs shoved up your bowels, what's up
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>>723597408
The D cures all.

>>723597421
Fix that.
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>>723598086
Crying on the inside because Edwin never replies to me.
I am going to do math homework soon so that is the main thing on my docket for today. Should do some bio too. You?
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>>723598170
hungover and ignoring all of my work

>>723598126
having taken the D I would like to note that it also has unfortunate side effects
>>
>>723598126
i've been fat most of my life
and i don't have the willpower to fix anything
overwhelming worthlessness plagues me
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>>723598285
Maybe you shouldn't get hammered like a degenerate.
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>>723598285
Like the craving for more of it, you sllllllllllllllllut.
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>>723598456
I was thinking more like self loathing, sore jaw, sore hole, that sort of thing.

>>723598426
No kidding.
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>>723598538
What did ya drink?
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>>723598672
Prosecco -> rum n coke -> just rum
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>>723598538
You're too Catholic.
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Hello furfags
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>>723598977
Well, yeah. On the one hand I'm brown, on the other I'm Irish.
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hi yuki
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>>723598722
Prosecco is one of the few alcohols I can tolerate, though Id on't really like it.
>>723598990
leave.
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who is this guy

>>723599170
I adore white wine and down it like water. It's a problem.
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>>723599170
kys
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>>723599072
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>>723599237
You have a lot of problems.
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>>723599569
Sweet tooth, alcoholism, self-loathing gay, and my hair is complicated. That's pretty much all of them.
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>>723598990
Hello.

>>723599059
Be more brown.
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>>723599679
Stop hating white people.
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>>723599633
a lot of problems.
my headphones are starting to fall apart it's making me sad.
>>
>>723599773
that's a HUGE PROBLEM
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Y'all got any more of them neon/colorful furs?
>>
>$400 treadmill for 14 bucks at Salvation Army
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>>723599980
what the fuck holy shit gib
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>>723599980
Get it and give it to me I want a treadmill.
>>
SHUT UP JULIAN I HAD MY EYES ON IT FIRST
>>
>>723600019
>>723600025
I'm going to use it when I play PS4 and get into shape.
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>>723600077
NO I WANT IT

>>723600050
FIGHT ME YOU WHORE
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>>723600077
Good, I could use doing more cardio myself, but my elliptical kinda hurts my knee.
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>>723600140
DO NOT SPEAK TO MY DARLING LIKE THIS
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>>723600187
I'll fight both of you.
>>
>>723599755
I hate everyone equally.

>>723599980
Get it.

>>723600077
I need to set one up with a laptop so I can write while walking. It actually helps me to write, but its hard to do both at the same time.
>>
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>>723600320
It's already in my car.
I just have to make a space for it when I'm done cleaning.
>>
>>723600401
Now get in shape and become a twink.
>>
>>723599515
cute
>>
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squishles looks too good with a beard for that
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>>723600140
I WILL END YOU
I WILL STICK YOUR GC CONTROLLER RIGHT UP YOUR ASS WITH RUMBLE ON
>>
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>>723600618
but I'd totally like that tho
>>
>>723600544
I like being an otter though.

>>723600602
I actually shaved 2 days ago.
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But Kyle shaved his beard last night.
>>
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>>723600669
oh
no
>>
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what is an otter?
>>723600668
yes I'm aware.
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>>723600725
I will be growing it back. I just wanted to look nice for a bit. I trimmed it unevenly so I could do with a fresh start.
>>
>>723600669
Otter is fine too

>>723600749
Swimmer's build with hair.
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>>723600871
yeah a friend of mine shaved his beard after he fucked up one of the sideburns, we were all really sad about this
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nigga why my thread still alive

>>723600749
>what is an otter?
the living embodiment of rape
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>>723600930
I want to get into shape and just be a whore.

>>723600931
It always grows back at least.
>>
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>>723601210
You made this thread?

What the fuck is that top in the OP?

>>723601246
That's how that tends to work, yeah.
>>
I will NEVER grow a beard they look awful.
>>723601210
How awful
hi neffy <3
>>
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>>723601300
When I'm officially too old to be a cute buttslut I intend to grow a beard and become a wizard.
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>>723601291
Dunno, don't care. A robot maybe

>>723601300
howsitgoan, starshine
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>>723601392
You were never good looking enough to be a cute buttslut anyway
>>723601429
Pretty ok, got a busy day of homework I'm putting off.
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Or kill myself, I might also kill myself.

>>723601429
AND WHY IS HIS JIZZ CYAN

>>723601561
well now I'm actually gonna shoot myself thanks dude
>>
>>723601604
Shoot me too, I do not want to live.
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Oh god I'm so sleepy pls kill me

>>723601604
robot

>>723601561
oh jeez
>>
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>>723601700
>>723601673
I guess I'm killing all three of us.
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>>723601700
I am trying to get a head start on it, I am kind of behind.
>>723601750
You are doing God's work.
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>>723601826
deus vult; allahu akbar
>>
>>723601246
Don't become a whore. Be a slut. Sluts do it for free.
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>>723601826
I'm super behind on everything. Gonna try to get all my shit together this week, I got Tuesday off.
>>
I've considered dropping out of school and selling myself on the street. My perennially youthful if ethnically ambiguous face has a niche appeal for semi-pederasts.

But then I listen to that arctic monkeys song and rethink it.
>>
>>723602029
Life is hard, hang in there we can do it.
>>
>>723602122
We got this shit
>>
>>723602109
You would be eaten alive on the streets.
>>
>>723602296
If I had scales as a client maybe.
>>
Someone start a new thread so Subby can post lewds with his rifle.
>>
>>723603786
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